R.I.P. America's Greatest Playwright

Correspondent:: nenslo
Date: Fri, 11 Feb 2005 21:00:38 -0800

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Ellis Dee wrote:
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> Arthur Miller, dead today at age 89
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> Why was he America's Greatest Playwright?
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> Because he banged Marylin Monroe.
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> Likewise, Joe DiMaggio was our Greatest Baseball Player.
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> (EllisDee bows, exits stage right)

Kinda makes you wonder who America's Greatest Morgue Attendant was.