Correspondent:: "Chain Smerker" Date: Mon, 21 Feb 2005 14:08:54 GMT
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Complete nobody "Rev Chain Smerker" was found dead as a fucking door knob in
his tiny smoke filled 1 bedroom apartment in the wastelands of Sydney
Australia 22/02/05 at 1:00am
The body was discovered by the police after neighbours hered agsnt filled
screams about too much death talk on some silly usenet group then a loud
thump as the 7ft tall half drunk Reverend fell over and cracked his skull on
his vacuum cleaner which is beleived he used to suck up the many spiders
that would wonder into his abode.
The coroner reported that they dont really give a shit as he cant even get
the spell checker to work on Outlook.
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"Chain Smerker" wrote in
news:WXlSd.170118$K7.20465@news-server.bigpond.net.au:
> Complete nobody "Rev Chain Smerker" was found dead as a fucking door
> knob in his tiny smoke filled 1 bedroom apartment in the wastelands of
> Sydney Australia 22/02/05 at 1:00am
>
> The body was discovered by the police after neighbours hered agsnt
> filled screams about too much death talk on some silly usenet group
> then a loud thump as the 7ft tall half drunk Reverend fell over and
> cracked his skull on his vacuum cleaner which is beleived he used to
> suck up the many spiders that would wonder into his abode.
>
> The coroner reported that they dont really give a shit as he cant even
> get the spell checker to work on Outlook.
>
>
>
Hey! I've never been there! It's about 10000km away!
Correspondent:: "Chain Smerker" Date: Mon, 21 Feb 2005 14:20:26 GMT
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"Hilbert Hooper Aspaspia" wrote in message
news:Xns96045E5762D0Bbrittonsubgeniuscom@130.81.64.196...
> "Chain Smerker" wrote in
> news:WXlSd.170118$K7.20465@news-server.bigpond.net.au:
>
>> Complete nobody "Rev Chain Smerker" was found dead as a fucking door
>> knob in his tiny smoke filled 1 bedroom apartment in the wastelands of
>> Sydney Australia 22/02/05 at 1:00am
>>
>> The body was discovered by the police after neighbours hered agsnt
>> filled screams about too much death talk on some silly usenet group
>> then a loud thump as the 7ft tall half drunk Reverend fell over and
>> cracked his skull on his vacuum cleaner which is beleived he used to
>> suck up the many spiders that would wonder into his abode.
>>
>> The coroner reported that they dont really give a shit as he cant even
>> get the spell checker to work on Outlook.
>>
>>
>>
>
> Hey! I've never been there! It's about 10000km away!
:p
Correspondent:: "nu-monet v7.0" Date: Mon, 21 Feb 2005 08:17:34 -0700
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Chain Smerker wrote:
>
> Complete nobody "Rev Chain Smerker" was found
> dead as a fucking door knob...
oops. typo.
omit "as a".
--
"YOU BELONG TO US NOW!"
"GET DOWN WITH MY SICKNESS!!"
--Kino Beman, brand name
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey Date: Mon, 21 Feb 2005 16:02:23 GMT
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In article ,
"Chain Smerker" wrote:
> Complete nobody "Rev Chain Smerker" was found dead as a fucking door knob in
> his tiny smoke filled 1 bedroom apartment in the wastelands of Sydney
> Australia 22/02/05 at 1:00am
>
> The body was discovered by the police after neighbours hered agsnt filled
> screams about too much death talk on some silly usenet group then a loud
> thump as the 7ft tall half drunk Reverend fell over and cracked his skull on
> his vacuum cleaner which is beleived he used to suck up the many spiders
> that would wonder into his abode.
>
> The coroner reported that they dont really give a shit as he cant even get
> the spell checker to work on Outlook.
BEST POST OF THE WEEK. Most HONEST post of the week, too, eieieieie!
--
HellPope Huey
I was Elvis in my previous life,
but I'm still porky and pilled-up in this one, too
"If you find yourself in a fight, never strike first,
but when you hit back, hit back hard.
Pick your time and place and nuke 'em.
Do not worry about making enemies.
The right enemy will be a sign
that you're growing up and that God loves you."
- Roger Rosenblatt
"Its either just a crack in the driveway
or the Chinese are finally making their move."
- "King of the Hill"
Correspondent:: "Anachron" Date: Mon, 21 Feb 2005 16:42:33 GMT
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"Chain Smerker" wrote in message
news:WXlSd.170118$K7.20465@news-server.bigpond.net.au...
> Complete nobody "Rev Chain Smerker" was found dead as a fucking door knob
> in his tiny smoke filled 1 bedroom apartment in the wastelands of Sydney
> Australia 22/02/05 at 1:00am
>
> The body was discovered by the police after neighbours hered agsnt filled
> screams about too much death talk on some silly usenet group then a loud
> thump as the 7ft tall half drunk Reverend fell over and cracked his skull
> on his vacuum cleaner which is beleived he used to suck up the many
> spiders that would wonder into his abode.
>
> The coroner reported that they dont really give a shit as he cant even get
> the spell checker to work on Outlook.
>
Not to fear. When you join the COSG you have the power to be "born again."
At least 9 times.
--
Rev. Anachron
Correspondent:: nenslo Date: Mon, 21 Feb 2005 15:44:51 -0800
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Chain Smerker wrote:
>
> Complete nobody "Rev Chain Smerker" was found dead as a fucking door knob in
> his tiny smoke filled 1 bedroom apartment in the wastelands of Sydney
> Australia 22/02/05 at 1:00am
>
> The body was discovered by the police after neighbours hered agsnt filled
> screams about too much death talk on some silly usenet group then a loud
> thump as the 7ft tall half drunk Reverend fell over and cracked his skull on
> his vacuum cleaner which is beleived he used to suck up the many spiders
> that would wonder into his abode.
>
> The coroner reported that they dont really give a shit as he cant even get
> the spell checker to work on Outlook.
Hey, that's funny. Yet sad.
Correspondent:: "angelicusrex" Date: Mon, 21 Feb 2005 23:50:18 -0700
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"nenslo" wrote in message
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> Chain Smerker wrote:
>>
>> Complete nobody "Rev Chain Smerker" was found dead as a fucking door knob
>> in
>> his tiny smoke filled 1 bedroom apartment in the wastelands of Sydney
>> Australia 22/02/05 at 1:00am
>>
>> The body was discovered by the police after neighbours hered agsnt filled
>> screams about too much death talk on some silly usenet group then a loud
>> thump as the 7ft tall half drunk Reverend fell over and cracked his skull
>> on
>> his vacuum cleaner which is beleived he used to suck up the many spiders
>> that would wonder into his abode.
>>
>> The coroner reported that they dont really give a shit as he cant even
>> get
>> the spell checker to work on Outlook.
>
> Hey, that's funny. Yet sad.
JUST SHUT UP! We don't need no Paink Boys like you protecting the interests
of dead as door knob fuckers who can't even spell check! I'm a dead as a
door knob suicide and WE don't need YOUR KIND protecting us by whining how
"sad" it is that we're all dead and don't know how to use a spell checker
and shit! You rock sucking lumpfish retard! Just SHUT UP! That's and order!
Anne Elk
Correspondent:: "Chain Smerker" Date: Tue, 22 Feb 2005 07:11:58 GMT
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"angelicusrex" wrote in message
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>
>
> "nenslo" wrote in message
> news:421A7272.1E582AF0@yahoox.com...
>> Chain Smerker wrote:
>>>
>>> Complete nobody "Rev Chain Smerker" was found dead as a fucking door
>>> knob in
>>> his tiny smoke filled 1 bedroom apartment in the wastelands of Sydney
>>> Australia 22/02/05 at 1:00am
>>>
>>> The body was discovered by the police after neighbours hered agsnt
>>> filled
>>> screams about too much death talk on some silly usenet group then a loud
>>> thump as the 7ft tall half drunk Reverend fell over and cracked his
>>> skull on
>>> his vacuum cleaner which is beleived he used to suck up the many spiders
>>> that would wonder into his abode.
>>>
>>> The coroner reported that they dont really give a shit as he cant even
>>> get
>>> the spell checker to work on Outlook.
>>
>> Hey, that's funny. Yet sad.
>
> JUST SHUT UP! We don't need no Paink Boys like you protecting the
> interests of dead as door knob fuckers who can't even spell check! I'm a
> dead as a door knob suicide and WE don't need YOUR KIND protecting us by
> whining how "sad" it is that we're all dead and don't know how to use a
> spell checker and shit! You rock sucking lumpfish retard! Just SHUT UP!
> That's and order!
>
> Anne Elk
>
Gawd damn!!!! are you single? im blushing, no one has been able to tap into
my hardened, sensitive, fragile emotional psyche like you, you have touched
me in a way that has, well, how can I put this, id love to suck rocks with
you some day.
xxx
Correspondent:: "angelicusrex" Date: Tue, 22 Feb 2005 00:34:21 -0700
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"Chain Smerker" wrote in message
news:2XASd.170789$K7.99107@news-server.bigpond.net.au...
>
> "angelicusrex" wrote in message
> news:38030tF5gmh9dU1@individual.net...
>>
>>
>> "nenslo" wrote in message
>> news:421A7272.1E582AF0@yahoox.com...
>>> Chain Smerker wrote:
>>>>
>>>> Complete nobody "Rev Chain Smerker" was found dead as a fucking door
>>>> knob in
>>>> his tiny smoke filled 1 bedroom apartment in the wastelands of Sydney
>>>> Australia 22/02/05 at 1:00am
>>>>
>>>> The body was discovered by the police after neighbours hered agsnt
>>>> filled
>>>> screams about too much death talk on some silly usenet group then a
>>>> loud
>>>> thump as the 7ft tall half drunk Reverend fell over and cracked his
>>>> skull on
>>>> his vacuum cleaner which is beleived he used to suck up the many
>>>> spiders
>>>> that would wonder into his abode.
>>>>
>>>> The coroner reported that they dont really give a shit as he cant even
>>>> get
>>>> the spell checker to work on Outlook.
>>>
>>> Hey, that's funny. Yet sad.
>>
>> JUST SHUT UP! We don't need no Paink Boys like you protecting the
>> interests of dead as door knob fuckers who can't even spell check! I'm a
>> dead as a door knob suicide and WE don't need YOUR KIND protecting us by
>> whining how "sad" it is that we're all dead and don't know how to use a
>> spell checker and shit! You rock sucking lumpfish retard! Just SHUT UP!
>> That's and order!
>>
>> Anne Elk
>>
>
> Gawd damn!!!! are you single? im blushing, no one has been able to tap
> into my hardened, sensitive, fragile emotional psyche like you, you have
> touched me in a way that has, well, how can I put this, id love to suck
> rocks with you some day.
>
> xxx
Sorry, I'm too busy sucking the fluids off of cancerous donkey balls at
WalMart to get married. But we can certainly suck rocks any time...what the
donkey don't know won't hurt it.
A.P.
Correspondent:: Baldin Pramer Date: Tue, 22 Feb 2005 07:20:29 -0700
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angelicusrex wrote:
>
> Sorry, I'm too busy sucking the fluids off of cancerous donkey balls at
> WalMart to get married.
Your rudeness, racy language and disturbing images reflect badly on your
character. Please take a moment to reflect on how others see you, and
how you wish to be seen by others. This is a religious internet forum,
after all, and we should respect ourselves and our fellow Subgeniuses.
--
Sir Baldin Pramer, R.P.A.
Correspondent:: "angelicusrex" Date: Tue, 22 Feb 2005 12:09:10 -0700
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> Your rudeness, racy language and disturbing images reflect badly on your
> character. Please take a moment to reflect on how others see you, and how
> you wish to be seen by others. This is a religious internet forum, after
> all, and we should respect ourselves and our fellow Subgeniuses.
>
> --
> Sir Baldin Pramer, R.P.A.
Please send your little spiel to Revs. Nenslo, Chainsmerker,
and...well...all the other subgenii, especially the one who told me I sucked
the fluids off of cancerous donkey balls. Like a child I am simply repeating
what I hear from the , er hem...adults... I hope they begin to comply with
your directives and we can all become as sane as you are.
A.P.
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey Date: Tue, 22 Feb 2005 20:09:25 GMT
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In article <421b3f7b$1@nntp.zianet.com>,
Baldin Pramer wrote:
>>>> we should respect ourselves and our fellow Subgeniuses.
Sorry, spud; Rodan flew over and blew THAT little monorail of distorted
thinking into Lake Brain Tumor in about 1980. Any show of tangible
respect in this crowd would bring it all crashing down like Gilligan,
the time the Skipper said "You can't FLY!" "I can't?" {THUD} You should
have Airbus turbines shoved up your nose for even uttering those WORDS.
God bless you, ya millipede-gobbling bag of pelican droppings.
--
HellPope Huey
If you can read this,
you're online too damned much
and Big Ronda sends her love
You only have power over people
so long as you don't take everything away from them.
But when you've robbed a man of everything,
he's no longer in your power- he's free again.
- Alexander Solzhenitsyn, "The First Circle"
"We're almost too drunk to use power tools."
- "King of the Hill"
Correspondent:: Rev DJ Epoch Date: 22 Feb 2005 15:33:50 GMT
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"angelicusrex" wrote in
news:3805jkF5hpragU1@individual.net:
>
>
> "Chain Smerker" wrote in message
> news:2XASd.170789$K7.99107@news-server.bigpond.net.au...
>>
>> "angelicusrex" wrote in message
>> news:38030tF5gmh9dU1@individual.net...
>>>
>>>
>>> "nenslo" wrote in message
>>> news:421A7272.1E582AF0@yahoox.com...
>>>> Chain Smerker wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>> Complete nobody "Rev Chain Smerker" was found dead as a fucking door
>>>>> knob in
>>>>> his tiny smoke filled 1 bedroom apartment in the wastelands of
>>>>> Sydney Australia 22/02/05 at 1:00am
>>>>>
>>>>> The body was discovered by the police after neighbours hered agsnt
>>>>> filled
>>>>> screams about too much death talk on some silly usenet group then a
>>>>> loud
>>>>> thump as the 7ft tall half drunk Reverend fell over and cracked his
>>>>> skull on
>>>>> his vacuum cleaner which is beleived he used to suck up the many
>>>>> spiders
>>>>> that would wonder into his abode.
>>>>>
>>>>> The coroner reported that they dont really give a shit as he cant
>>>>> even get
>>>>> the spell checker to work on Outlook.
>>>>
>>>> Hey, that's funny. Yet sad.
>>>
>>> JUST SHUT UP! We don't need no Paink Boys like you protecting the
>>> interests of dead as door knob fuckers who can't even spell check! I'm
>>> a dead as a door knob suicide and WE don't need YOUR KIND protecting
>>> us by whining how "sad" it is that we're all dead and don't know how
>>> to use a spell checker and shit! You rock sucking lumpfish retard!
>>> Just SHUT UP! That's and order!
>>>
>>> Anne Elk
>>>
>>
>> Gawd damn!!!! are you single? im blushing, no one has been able to tap
>> into my hardened, sensitive, fragile emotional psyche like you, you
>> have touched me in a way that has, well, how can I put this, id love to
>> suck rocks with you some day.
>>
>> xxx
>
> Sorry, I'm too busy sucking the fluids off of cancerous donkey balls at
> WalMart to get married. But we can certainly suck rocks any time...what
> the donkey don't know won't hurt it.
> A.P.
>
>
>
Why don't you two get a tomb?
--
12th Epochalyptic FisTempleDungeon of The Church of Our Lady of Perpetual
Motion
Cathedral, Carwash and Dancehall- Home of the Traci Lords Memorial Brothel
Rev. DJ Epoch - proprietor and janitor
Divine Southern Redneck Yeti Clench Recruitment site: http://revdjepoch.COM
"Yeah yeah. It's all fun and games until someone ingests a quantum
singularity and implodes!!"
-- DJ Epoch
"People from other countries are so goddamned foreign. I hope they stay
where they come from."
-- HellPope Huey