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Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Wed, 23 Feb 2005 17:08:44 GMT
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Any of you querulous, carping, swamp-shit drunkards see that new
werewolf movie, whatever its called? Any breast-fu?
--
HellPope Huey
If I whacked my forehead and went "D'OH!"
for every mistake I'd made,
I could rest a beer can in the hollow
I have never made but one prayer to God,
a very short one:
"O Lord, make my enemies ridiculous."
And God granted it.
- Voltaire
I may be a living legend,
but that sure don't help
when I've got to change a flat tire.
- Roy Orbison
Correspondent:: "nu-monet v7.0"
Date: Wed, 23 Feb 2005 10:19:35 -0700
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HellPope Huey wrote:
>
> Any of you querulous, carping, swamp-shit
> drunkards see that new werewolf movie, whatever
> its called? Any breast-fu?
'Son of the Mask'?
It was so horrifying I was puking my guts out in the
first five minutes, and dry heaving for the rest of
the show.
Then again, it might be "Bob"'s way of telling me not
to mix Burgandy, Scotch and Malt Liquor.
--
"YOU BELONG TO US NOW!"
"GET DOWN WITH MY SICKNESS!!"
--Kino Beman, brand name
Correspondent:: "just john"
Date: 23 Feb 2005 09:20:48 -0800
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nu-monet v7.0 wrote:
> It was so horrifying I was puking my guts out in the
> first five minutes, and dry heaving for the rest of
> the show.
>
> Then again, it might be "Bob"'s way of telling me not
> to mix Burgandy, Scotch and Malt Liquor.
>
>
Yup, concocting the right formula for DIY enemas is always a lot of
trial and error.
Try stout instead of the Malt Liquor.
Correspondent:: "frater S.O.D.D.I."
Date: 24 Feb 2005 19:30:32 -0800
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HellPope Huey wrote:
> Any of you querulous, carping, swamp-shit drunkards see that new
> werewolf movie, whatever its called? Any breast-fu?
No, but I DID recently see a ninja nudie girl movie which featured the
"Nipple Shock Wave" super secret fighting technique.
And one of the girl ninjas shot lightning bolts out of her hoo ha.
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Fri, 25 Feb 2005 17:27:29 GMT
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In article <1109302232.046056.50580@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com>,
"frater S.O.D.D.I." wrote:
> HellPope Huey wrote:
> Any of you querulous, carping, swamp-shit drunkards see that new
> > werewolf movie, whatever its called? Any breast-fu?
>
> No, but I DID recently see a ninja nudie girl movie which featured the
> "Nipple Shock Wave" super secret fighting technique.
> And one of the girl ninjas shot lightning bolts out of her hoo ha.
Well, there goes Pope Phil Monty's horn, then.
--
HellPope Huey
Trying to shake the snapping cur of Society
offa my pants cuff since 1959
"This will be our reply to violence:
to make music more intensely,
more beautifully,
more devotedly than ever before. "
- Leonard Bernstein
"Magic is the cheat codes for the world.
Sending a signal
to reality's operating system, see?"
- Warren Ellis, "Planetary"