Semper Subgenius Lyics

Correspondent:: Phin
Date: Tue, 15 Feb 2005 04:00:53 GMT

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This should still be on a.b.s. or else you can download it at
http://www.nationalcynical.com/sounds/sempersubgenius.mp3

Semper Subgenius by Phineas Narco (ripped off from Beck)

In the time of chimpanzees I was a Yeti
Church-Air(tm) in my veins and my fur is gettin' sheddy
While plastic-ass pipes spray-paint the Palmerhead
Dogfood Vendors with the beefcake Sudafed(tm)
Kill all the Pink-Boys and put it in neutral
Shit happens flamin' in the slag-melted capital
Bobbies in Sherman tired of fightin' the pipe
Got a couple motel rooms, sleep on the floor tonight
Someone keeps sayin' I'm insane to complain about
a round trip ticket when it's all gonna end
Why believe anything that ain't nice
When you got Reverend Sterno and the Janor Device?
Just watch the face smiling there in the dark
Burn all your money when they decimate the trailer park

Yo
(I can't do this)

Semper Subgenius
I'm Subgenius, baby, so why don't you kill me?
(Po'Bucker Pantyhose!)
Semper Subgenius
I'm Subgenius, baby, so why don't you kill me?

Flesh-fryin' saucers in a Barbie-Ken Nightmare
Stark Fist poundin' down the door of the world
Cuz one's got a rant and and the other's got a brag
"Bob"'s on some windowpane and Connie's on the rag
With the radio shows and the backstage blowjobs
Can't get invited to the prairie-squid clusterfuck
Burn to death like a Buddhist priest
Yes-men starvin' at the Subgenius feast
And it's all for those, who fulfill their fate
Trade the cash for the pills for the Bobbies for the hate
And their time is a piece of crap, fallin' down the toilet
With "Bob"'s hand on the handle

Semper Subgenius
I'm Subgenius, baby, so why don't you kill me?
(Habafropzipulops!)
Semper Subgenius
I'm Subgenius, baby, so why don't you kill me?


"Boooooooooob"
Ieieieieieieie!


Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Tue, 15 Feb 2005 18:24:50 GMT

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In article ,
Phin wrote:

> This should still be on a.b.s. or else you can download it at
> http://www.nationalcynical.com/sounds/sempersubgenius.mp3

This is a thing of outstanding beauty and sonuvabitch if you don't sing
ON-KEY, too. Well I'll be dipped in Dobbshit! A superior offering,
yizzir, it is. PRAPHINNY.

--

HellPope Huey
My guardian angel is a drunk.

A church with no great anguish on its heart
has no great music on its lips.
- Karl Barth

Why is a birthday cake the only food
you can blow on and spit on
and everybody rushes to get a piece?
- Bobby Kelton


Correspondent:: thefridayjones@hotmail.com
Date: 15 Feb 2005 17:28:23 -0800

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Phin wrote:
> This should still be on a.b.s. or else you can download it at
> http://www.nationalcynical.com/sounds/sempersubgenius.mp3
>
> Semper Subgenius by Phineas Narco (ripped off from Beck)

If only there was some way I could make this computer make NOISE.

--

"I will never submit to your lustful advances", cried
Princess Beatrice, as the wealthy, powerful, muscular
and strikingly handsome Count Bertrand slowly adjusted
his mink gloves, "at least for another half-hour!"
- Dr Hieronymous Zinn