Sex on beach in BROAD DAYLIGHT; Kids Watch in Horror
Correspondent:: "Mackie" Date: Sun, 27 Feb 2005 00:15:30 -0500
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"Weird Harold" grabbed his
blue crayon and scribbled in cyberspace
the following blather in message
news:D3aUd.7492$OU1.3355@newssvr21.news.prodigy.com...
> Feral heathens caught with spy camera having sex on the beach as shocked
> onlookers watch. Little kids build sand castles as the sow is done doggy
> style. http://www.webwasteland.com/sexonbeach.htm
Bzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!
FAKE
Correspondent:: "dwacon" Date: Sun, 27 Feb 2005 02:29:04 -0500
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"Mackie" wrote in message
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>
> "Weird Harold" grabbed his
> blue crayon and scribbled in cyberspace
> the following blather in message
> news:D3aUd.7492$OU1.3355@newssvr21.news.prodigy.com...
> > Feral heathens caught with spy camera having sex on the beach as shocked
> > onlookers watch. Little kids build sand castles as the sow is done
doggy
> > style. http://www.webwasteland.com/sexonbeach.htm
>
> Bzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!
>
> FAKE
>
Correspondent:: nenslo Date: Sun, 27 Feb 2005 00:51:42 -0800
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dwacon wrote:
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> > FAKE
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> Like a $3 bill !!!
>
(looks in wallet, curses bitterly)
Correspondent:: "imbibe@mindspring.com (David Polewka)" Date: 27 Feb 2005 00:52:30 -0800
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nenslo wrote:
> dwacon wrote:
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> > > FAKE
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> > Like a $3 bill !!!
> >
>
> (looks in wallet, curses bitterly)
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Correspondent:: Zapanaz Date: Sun, 27 Feb 2005 09:55:07 -0800
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On Sun, 27 Feb 2005 00:51:42 -0800, nenslo wrote:
>dwacon wrote:
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>> > FAKE
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>> Like a $3 bill !!!
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>(looks in wallet, curses bitterly)
lol
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Correspondent:: "Rev. Ivan Stang" Date: Tue, 01 Mar 2005 10:04:44 -0500
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In article <42218A1B.9BF7FE90@yahoox.com>, nenslo
wrote:
> dwacon wrote:
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> > >
> > > FAKE
> > >
> >
> > Like a $3 bill !!!
> >
>
> (looks in wallet, curses bitterly)
I have examined this sequence several times, very closely, and I don't
think those photos are fakes. About a year or so ago here in Northern
Ohio, on a beach on Lake Erie near Cleveland, a couple was arrested for
having sex in public right in front of everybody. As you can imagine,
it made the papers and there was a lot of hoo-hah about the fact that
there were little kids around and these two horndogs didn't give a
shit.
The case made the news again -- national news in fact -- when a judge
sentenced the couple to pay for their crime by putting up their apology
to the public on a BILLBOARD on the HIGHWAY, which is pretty expensive.
I wish I knew what the billboard said! Hell, that could be almost as
sexy as the pictures. Maybe that judge was thinking JUST THAT.
That water sure looks like it could be Lake Erie. No waves... drab
overcast sky... trash everywhere...
Golly, I never dreamed I'd get to see the actual PHOTOS of that
terrible terrible crime. Isn't the Internet awful.
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Correspondent:: nikolai kingsley Date: Wed, 02 Mar 2005 05:04:45 +1100
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> I wish I knew what the billboard said! Hell, that could be almost as
> sexy as the pictures. Maybe that judge was thinking JUST THAT.
if there are any Somethingawful goons in here with influence, this can
be the subject of an upcoming Photoshop Friday. they don't listen to me
a great deal.
Correspondent:: nenslo Date: Tue, 01 Mar 2005 11:46:36 -0800
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"Rev. Ivan Stang" wrote:
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>
> I have examined this sequence several times, very closely, and I don't
> think those photos are fakes.
I wonder how he got his dick to grow on that part of his body then and
have no shadow or highlighting. I know how much you like to look at
guys' dicks, you look at that guy's dick. Just look at it. Look at
picture number three. Go on. Go look at it right now.
Correspondent:: "Nicety Police" Date: Sun, 27 Feb 2005 10:24:16 GMT
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"Mackie" wrote in message
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> Bzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!
>
> FAKE
I think you might be wrong.
Correspondent:: "Bibliophilia" Date: 1 Mar 2005 08:36:53 -0800
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Oh, that is fake, fake, fake. The lack of reaction of the bystanders
is a pretty clear indicator, if nothing else.
Correspondent:: "Rev. Ivan Stang" Date: Tue, 01 Mar 2005 12:08:31 -0500
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In article <1109695013.863576.41550@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com>,
Bibliophilia wrote:
> Oh, that is fake, fake, fake. The lack of reaction of the bystanders
> is a pretty clear indicator, if nothing else.
>
I've seen fucking happen in crowded public places. (Burning Man, pagan
fests, AND a 1970s rock fest that I can think of offhand.) That's what
people do -- act like they AREN'T gawking, with their bugging eyeballs
on "RECORD". 'Cause they want to be, you know, POLITE about enjoying
the spectacle of two youths going at it like dogs in heat, right out in
front of everybody. They don't want to be RUDE about rubbernecking at
the open-air live sex show. They also don't want to draw the kids'
attention to it and make a big DEAL; BUT, they'd kinda like to keep
watching.
This set of pics might BE a fake,for all I know, but an event like this
did happen on an Ohio lake beach, and it went on long enough for the
couple involved to get arrested.
I'm a Photoshop picture-faker myself, and if this is fake, it's an
excellent job; the hoaxer is to be commended!
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Correspondent:: nenslo Date: Tue, 01 Mar 2005 11:48:38 -0800
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"Rev. Ivan Stang" wrote:
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> I'm a Photoshop picture-faker myself, and if this is fake, it's an
> excellent job; the hoaxer is to be commended!
>
Man, I used to respect you. That was before Boston Bobalon though. I
could see in ONE SECOND that was a phony dick.
Correspondent:: "splendid_blond_beast" Date: 1 Mar 2005 11:54:39 -0800
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Confuckcious say: phony dick not necesarily mean phony pic
Correspondent:: "Jabberwockee" Date: Tue, 01 Mar 2005 21:35:28 GMT
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"nenslo" wrote in message
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> Man, I used to respect you. That was before Boston Bobalon though. I
> could see in ONE SECOND that was a phony dick.
Why, just because it doesn't look like the 1" you sport when aroused?
Correspondent:: "Rev. Ivan Stang" Date: Tue, 01 Mar 2005 18:31:48 -0500
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In article ,
Jabberwockee wrote:
> "nenslo" wrote in message
> news:4224C716.CA981739@yahoox.com...
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> > Man, I used to respect you. That was before Boston Bobalon though. I
> > could see in ONE SECOND that was a phony dick.
>
> Why, just because it doesn't look like the 1" you sport when aroused?
>
>
No, he's right. It WAS a fake dick.
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Correspondent:: HellPope Huey Date: Tue, 01 Mar 2005 23:42:05 GMT
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In article <010320051831480739%stang@subgeniusNOSPUM.com>,
"Rev. Ivan Stang" wrote:
> In article ,
> Jabberwockee wrote:
> > "nenslo" wrote in message
> > news:4224C716.CA981739@yahoox.com...
> >
> > > Man, I used to respect you. That was before Boston Bobalon though. I
> > > could see in ONE SECOND that was a phony dick.
> >
> > Why, just because it doesn't look like the 1" you sport when aroused?
> No, he's right. It WAS a fake dick.
So are half the posters on Usenet, but their hips just keep twitching
as if they were Quagmire from "Family Guy."
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Correspondent:: "angelicusrex" Date: Sun, 27 Feb 2005 12:19:27 -0700
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Finally, we have devolved into our Koko-like ancestors and like true and
noble Yetis, fuck out in front of everyone, and not one person gives a
shit...though I suspect taking a dump in the sandcastle ought to be next. I
one day hope to devolve far enough to throw my feces at Nenslo.
A.P.
Correspondent:: "LOUFER" Date: 1 Mar 2005 19:34:56 -0800
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WINK WINK QI GUINEE LALA WOO
Correspondent:: "Alpha Male" Date: Mon, 28 Feb 2005 07:12:40 -0500
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"Weird Harold"
style. >
At least you got to see your Mom and Dad. Too bad they weren't giving you
much attention.