Slacker, I just took a photo
Correspondent:: "Kristian Lahdensuo"
Date: Thu, 10 Feb 2005 03:46:28 +0200
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If I get 6 replies on this message, I will show you a scanned photo of my
guinea pig's testicles. But it all depends if I get 6 replies. I did this
before, so don't cheat assholess.
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Correspondent:: "nu-monet v7.0"
Date: Wed, 09 Feb 2005 19:12:56 -0700
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Kristian Lahdensuo wrote:
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> If I get 6 replies on this message, I will show
> you a scanned photo of my guinea pig's testicles.
> But it all depends if I get 6 replies. I did this
> before, so don't cheat assholess.
First, inquiring minds would like to know:
1) Were they still attached to your guinea pig at
the time?
2) We certainly hope this isn't another "enlarge
your testicles" spam. We have fallen for that one
before.
3) What if you get 6 replies about Depends(tm)?
4) How often have you scanned your guinea pig's
testicles? Are you concerned that the bright
green light might somehow damage them?
5) How can we be sure that those are *real* guinea
pig testicles, and not artificially enhanced with
testicle implants?
--
"He's just screaming out
'Neuter Me!'"
-- some guy about his dog
Correspondent:: "Kristian Lahdensuo"
Date: Thu, 10 Feb 2005 09:57:53 +0200
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"nu-monet v7.0" kirjoitti
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> Kristian Lahdensuo wrote:
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>> If I get 6 replies on this message, I will show
>> you a scanned photo of my guinea pig's testicles.
>> But it all depends if I get 6 replies. I did this
>> before, so don't cheat assholess.
>
> First, inquiring minds would like to know:
>
> 1) Were they still attached to your guinea pig at
> the time?
Yes
> 2) We certainly hope this isn't another "enlarge
> your testicles" spam. We have fallen for that one
> before.
No. I just wanted to show them, maybe for fun.
> 3) What if you get 6 replies about Depends(tm)?
If I suddenly don't feel like showing them, so I made that if.
> 4) How often have you scanned your guinea pig's
> testicles? Are you concerned that the bright
> green light might somehow damage them?
I have a digital camere, ready photo right now here.
> 5) How can we be sure that those are *real* guinea
> pig testicles, and not artificially enhanced with
> testicle implants?
Judge it yourself:
http://www.saunalahti.fi/~klahdens/Kuvat/kliv.JPG
> --
> "He's just screaming out
> 'Neuter Me!'"
> -- some guy about his dog
I don't care for the 6 replies, I'm too tired to wait. I've been awake
almost for 12 hours. Before that I was almost sleeping.
Correspondent:: HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer
Date: Thu, 10 Feb 2005 09:58:56 -0600
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On Thu, 10 Feb 2005 09:57:53 +0200, "Kristian Lahdensuo"
wrote:
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>"nu-monet v7.0" kirjoitti
>viestissä:420AC328.122A@succeeds.com...
>> Kristian Lahdensuo wrote:
>Judge it yourself:
>http://www.saunalahti.fi/~klahdens/Kuvat/kliv.JPG
>
>> --
More pet pron on a.b.s.
I'm a GIRL, see!
Correspondent:: "kristian lahdensuo"
Date: Fri, 11 Feb 2005 07:14:13 +0200
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"HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer" kirjoitti
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> On Thu, 10 Feb 2005 09:57:53 +0200, "Kristian Lahdensuo"
> wrote:
>
>>
>>"nu-monet v7.0" kirjoitti
>>viestissä:420AC328.122A@succeeds.com...
>>> Kristian Lahdensuo wrote:
>
>>Judge it yourself:
>>http://www.saunalahti.fi/~klahdens/Kuvat/kliv.JPG
>>
>>> --
>
> More pet pron on a.b.s.
It was pretty decent act, except when it licked its own balls afterwards.
http://www.ag0ny.com/misc-20040513-hamster-porn.php
It looked fun though.
> I'm a GIRL, see!
Girls usually prefer ponies.
Correspondent:: HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer
Date: Wed, 09 Feb 2005 20:32:43 -0600
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On Thu, 10 Feb 2005 03:46:28 +0200, "Kristian Lahdensuo"
wrote:
>If I get 6 replies on this message, I will show you a scanned photo of my
>guinea pig's testicles. But it all depends if I get 6 replies. I did this
>before, so don't cheat assholess.
>
If he gets four including mine I'll scan my hamster's cheekies.
ALL 4 OF THEM!!!!!!
Correspondent:: nikolai kingsley
Date: Thu, 10 Feb 2005 17:26:22 +1100
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> If I get 6 replies on this message, I will show you a scanned photo of my
> guinea pig's testicles. But it all depends if I get 6 replies. I did this
> before, so don't cheat assholess.
it was only 5 replies over in talk.bizarre. i guess that means we're cheap.
maybe the people in alt.binaries.hamster.testicles will want to see
little Morko's knackers.
Correspondent:: "Kristian Lahdensuo"
Date: Thu, 10 Feb 2005 09:59:02 +0200
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"nikolai kingsley" kirjoitti
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>
>> If I get 6 replies on this message, I will show you a scanned photo of my
>> guinea pig's testicles. But it all depends if I get 6 replies. I did this
>> before, so don't cheat assholess.
>
>
>
> it was only 5 replies over in talk.bizarre. i guess that means we're
> cheap.
>
> maybe the people in alt.binaries.hamster.testicles will want to see little
> Morko's knackers.
They are revealed now, not Morko's though (r.i.p.).
Correspondent:: nikolai kingsley
Date: Fri, 11 Feb 2005 17:45:56 +1100
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>>maybe the people in alt.binaries.hamster.testicles will want to see little
>>Morko's knackers.
>
> They are revealed now, not Morko's though (r.i.p.).
i'm sorry. i didn't mean to bring up any painful memories. i have a file
called Morko.mp3 here, and i assumed it was by the new furball.
Correspondent:: "kristian lahdensuo"
Date: Fri, 11 Feb 2005 21:22:12 +0200
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"nikolai kingsley" kirjoitti
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>>>maybe the people in alt.binaries.hamster.testicles will want to see
>>>little Morko's knackers.
>>
>> They are revealed now, not Morko's though (r.i.p.).
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>
>
> i'm sorry. i didn't mean to bring up any painful memories. i have a file
> called Morko.mp3 here, and i assumed it was by the new furball.
That's the old one squeeking. They new one is more loud and passionate.
Correspondent:: nenslo
Date: Fri, 11 Feb 2005 20:42:17 -0800
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kristian lahdensuo wrote:
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> "nikolai kingsley" kirjoitti
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> >
> >>>maybe the people in alt.binaries.hamster.testicles will want to see
> >>>little Morko's knackers.
> >>
> >> They are revealed now, not Morko's though (r.i.p.).
> >
> >
> >
> > i'm sorry. i didn't mean to bring up any painful memories. i have a file
> > called Morko.mp3 here, and i assumed it was by the new furball.
>
> That's the old one squeeking. They new one is more loud and passionate.
The memorial essay you wrote on the topic of the late Morko was both one
of the funniest, and one of the most touching things I have ever read.