So I was at Walmart.......

Correspondent:: "Rev. Richard Skull"
Date: 2 Feb 2005 14:48:01 -0800

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So I was at Walmart today to:

1) Talk to my nephew who works there and rather make a career out of
stocking shelves then go to college.

2) To stock up on Diet Coke.

As I was checking out, the cashier asked me if I wanted to Contribute
to The Children's Miracle Network.

To which I asked her if she wanted to contribute to The Mark Does Not
Want To Spend The Rest of His Life Working Network. Alas she did not!

What happened to Walmarts so called Community envolvment anyway? Just
another lie from the Con I guess!

Correspondent:: "Linus Minimax"
Date: 3 Feb 2005 03:34:18 -0800

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That's to go with the lie that Diet Coke won't fucking kill you.