Solemn Hymn for XDay Morning
Correspondent:: HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer
Date: Wed, 16 Feb 2005 00:50:02 -0600
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X-day has broken, it's the last morning,
"Bob" Dobbs has spoken the final word.
Praise for the saucers, Praise for the Xists,
Praise for them coming to conquer the world.
Sweet the rain's new fall, of fire and brimstone,
The sulfurous downfall on Conspiracy ass.
Praise for the sweetness of Armageddon,
Ruptured completeness in pleasure we'll pass.
Mine are the saucers, I heeded the warning!
I paid my Thirty bucks! I get to play!
Praise with elation, praise X-day morning,
"Bob" sold salvation, the SubGenius are Saved!
Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Wed, 16 Feb 2005 12:09:37 GMT
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HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer wrote:
>X-day has broken, it's the last morning,
>"Bob" Dobbs has spoken the final word.
>Praise for the saucers, Praise for the Xists,
>Praise for them coming to conquer the world.
>
>Sweet the rain's new fall, of fire and brimstone,
>The sulfurous downfall on Conspiracy ass.
>Praise for the sweetness of Armageddon,
>Ruptured completeness in pleasure we'll pass.
>
>Mine are the saucers, I heeded the warning!
>I paid my Thirty bucks! I get to play!
>Praise with elation, praise X-day morning,
>"Bob" sold salvation, the SubGenius are Saved!
Pretty!
And besides working to the tune of
"Morning Has Borkin"
it also works with
"Flip, Flop, and Fly"
It is certainly a hopeful song!
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Wed, 16 Feb 2005 17:46:06 GMT
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> HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer wrote:
> >Mine are the saucers, I heeded the warning!
> >I paid my Thirty bucks! I get to play!
> >Praise with elation, praise X-day morning,
> >"Bob" sold salvation, the SubGenius are Saved!
Aw, phshaw. Salvation ain't gonna be worth squat within 30 days. No one
will do the dishes, the toilets will back up and the next plane of
existence will smell like Larry the Cable Guy's NASCAR thong. Oh well,
at least I'm PREPARED.
--
HellPope Huey
Part of being HellPope
is that you have to spend
too much time at the office.
It is hard to be strong and not rash.
- Japanese Proverb
[from H.L. Mencken's Dictionary]
"I hear music in my head all the time.
Sometimes it makes my brain throb
and the room starts to turn.
I feel I'm going mad.
With this music, we will paint pictures
of earth and space
so that the listener can be taken somewhere.
It's going to be something
that will open up a new sense in people's minds.
- Jimi Hendrix