SubG, Bush's Faith Based Initiative & Social Security
Correspondent:: "Ben"
Date: 5 Feb 2005 20:46:57 -0800
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I just got my W-2 form from work today and noticed I paid $3102.00 into
Social security. Gawd....
Maybe i ought to get permission from the Bushites to send my future
social security payments to the Church of the SubG. I would trust them
alot more with my retirement than the government. At least I could
count on some colorful experiences and a little frop.
Wouldn't it be nice if the Church of the SubG was approved for Bush's
"Faith Based Initiative" program. Then we could send our Social
security payments to it and retire to Dobbs Town when we are old and
rickety.
How about, Stang. Are you going to apply? It could be a real money
maker for you and Philo, especially when you count all the social
security checks and the 50% fee you charge.
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Sun, 06 Feb 2005 19:46:24 GMT
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In article <1107665217.078215.252390@c13g2000cwb.googlegroups.com>,
"Ben" wrote:
> Wouldn't it be nice if the Church of the SubG was approved for Bush's
> "Faith Based Initiative" program. Then we could send our Social
> security payments to it and retire to Dobbs Town when we are old and
> rickety.
Never happen, not after all the pictures that have been posted of the
President with dildos in his ears or in that hot tub with the 4
chimpanzees.
--
HellPope Huey
Well, dip me in a white wine sauce
and call me PookieBear
Friendship is usually treated by the majority of mankind
as a tough and everlasting thing
which will survive all manner of bad treatment.
But this is an exceedingly great and foolish error;
it may die in an hour of a single unwise word.
- Marie Louise De La Ramee
"Did you mean for all those words
to come together like that
or did they just fall out randomly?
- "King of the Hill"
Correspondent:: "Rev. Richard Skull"
Date: 6 Feb 2005 12:13:25 -0800
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<
President with dildos in his ears or in that hot tub with the 4
chimpanzees. >>
Oh That! Well the Church can use the money. Jane Goodall sued us on the
behalf of all Chimps.
Seems no self respecting chimp is stupid enough to hang around George.
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Sun, 06 Feb 2005 23:35:32 GMT
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In article <1107720805.724025.253720@o13g2000cwo.googlegroups.com>,
"Rev. Richard Skull" wrote:
> <
> > President with dildos in his ears or in that hot tub with the 4
> chimpanzees. >>
>
> Oh That! Well the Church can use the money. Jane Goodall sued us on the
> behalf of all Chimps.
> > Seems no self respecting chimp is stupid enough to hang around George.
The damned fool can't even fling his own poo straight.
--
HellPope Huey
Well, dip me in a white wine sauce
and call me PookieBear
Friendship is usually treated by the majority of mankind
as a tough and everlasting thing
which will survive all manner of bad treatment.
But this is an exceedingly great and foolish error;
it may die in an hour of a single unwise word.
- Marie Louise De La Ramee
"Did you mean for all those words
to come together like that
or did they just fall out randomly?
- "King of the Hill"
Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Sun, 06 Feb 2005 23:52:48 GMT
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HellPope Huey wrote:
>In article <1107720805.724025.253720@o13g2000cwo.googlegroups.com>,
> "Rev. Richard Skull" wrote:
>
>> <
>> > President with dildos in his ears or in that hot tub with the 4
>> chimpanzees. >>
>>
>> Oh That! Well the Church can use the money. Jane Goodall sued us on the
>> behalf of all Chimps.
>> > Seems no self respecting chimp is stupid enough to hang around George.
>
> The damned fool can't even fling his own poo straight.
>
>--
Huh, that's nothin'! I got boomerang crap!
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Mon, 07 Feb 2005 02:09:45 GMT
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In article ,
König Prüß, GfbAEV wrote:
> HellPope Huey wrote:
> > The damned fool can't even fling his own poo straight.
> Huh, that's nothin'! I got boomerang crap!
Everyone does, sooner or later. Turn on channel 2 or 3 every Tuesday
night at 9:45, whichever has no signal on it in your area; there's gonna
be more proof there as we go along. It'll be like an Hour of Slack, but
with no music, no "jokes" whatsoever and with giant white leeeeeches.
It'll resemble Jesco White reading the phone book while people SCREAM in
the background.
--
HellPope Huey
Well, dip me in a white wine sauce
and call me PookieBear
Friendship is usually treated by the majority of mankind
as a tough and everlasting thing
which will survive all manner of bad treatment.
But this is an exceedingly great and foolish error;
it may die in an hour of a single unwise word.
- Marie Louise De La Ramee
"Did you mean for all those words
to come together like that
or did they just fall out randomly?
- "King of the Hill"
Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Mon, 07 Feb 2005 02:45:31 GMT
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HellPope Huey wrote:
>In article ,
> König Prüß, GfbAEV wrote:
>> HellPope Huey wrote:
>
>> > The damned fool can't even fling his own poo straight.
>
>> Huh, that's nothin'! I got boomerang crap!
>
> Everyone does, sooner or later. Turn on channel 2 or 3 every Tuesday
>night at 9:45, whichever has no signal on it in your area; there's gonna
>be more proof there as we go along. It'll be like an Hour of Slack, but
>with no music, no "jokes" whatsoever and with giant white leeeeeches.
>It'll resemble Jesco White reading the phone book while people SCREAM in
>the background.
>
>--
Yeah, so what I do is leave the boomerang crap laying around
and then taunt people. Hilarity ensues!