Correspondent:: nenslo Date: Wed, 23 Feb 2005 21:05:19 -0800
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So I was standing in line at the Trader Joe's store, where the lines are
always mercifully short, behind one of those CHEERFUL old coots who was
buying half a dozen bottles of red wine, not gittin drunk wine but a
glass with dinner wine, he wasn't an old drunk but a cheerful retiree,
one of those CHEERFUL ones. And he's jabbering away with the cashier,
and the cashiers at Trader Joe's are REQUIRED to be cheerful and
friendly. The cheerful old bastard is saying, "When you reach a certain
age, EVERY day is a good day, and SOME DAYS ARE EVEN BETTER." Well it
was finally my turn to get my few meagre groceries bagged and paid for
and the cashier grins "How ya doin!" at me and I say, "I guess I am just
NOT OLD ENOUGH YET." And I was not joking.
Correspondent:: "Holy Duster of Statues Chain Smerker" Date: Thu, 24 Feb 2005 05:11:50 GMT
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"nenslo" wrote in message
news:421D608E.BD8CE2CB@yahoox.com...
> So I was standing in line at the Trader Joe's store, where the lines are
> always mercifully short, behind one of those CHEERFUL old coots who was
> buying half a dozen bottles of red wine, not gittin drunk wine but a
> glass with dinner wine, he wasn't an old drunk but a cheerful retiree,
> one of those CHEERFUL ones. And he's jabbering away with the cashier,
> and the cashiers at Trader Joe's are REQUIRED to be cheerful and
> friendly. The cheerful old bastard is saying, "When you reach a certain
> age, EVERY day is a good day, and SOME DAYS ARE EVEN BETTER." Well it
> was finally my turn to get my few meagre groceries bagged and paid for
> and the cashier grins "How ya doin!" at me and I say, "I guess I am just
> NOT OLD ENOUGH YET." And I was not joking.
He was just pissed, hes probably a lonely old man faking it to crack on the
the check out chick, I doubt anyone is really happy all the time, especially
the elderly.
Correspondent:: nenslo Date: Wed, 23 Feb 2005 21:38:31 -0800
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Holy Duster of Statues Chain Smerker wrote:
>
> "nenslo" wrote in message
> news:421D608E.BD8CE2CB@yahoox.com...
> > So I was standing in line at the Trader Joe's store, where the lines are
> > always mercifully short, behind one of those CHEERFUL old coots who was
> > buying half a dozen bottles of red wine, not gittin drunk wine but a
> > glass with dinner wine, he wasn't an old drunk but a cheerful retiree,
> > one of those CHEERFUL ones. And he's jabbering away with the cashier,
> > and the cashiers at Trader Joe's are REQUIRED to be cheerful and
> > friendly. The cheerful old bastard is saying, "When you reach a certain
> > age, EVERY day is a good day, and SOME DAYS ARE EVEN BETTER." Well it
> > was finally my turn to get my few meagre groceries bagged and paid for
> > and the cashier grins "How ya doin!" at me and I say, "I guess I am just
> > NOT OLD ENOUGH YET." And I was not joking.
>
> He was just pissed, hes probably a lonely old man faking it to crack on the
> the check out chick, I doubt anyone is really happy all the time, especially
> the elderly.
Shut up. You don't know anything.
Correspondent:: "Holy Duster of Statues Chain Smerker" Date: Thu, 24 Feb 2005 06:15:22 GMT
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"nenslo" wrote in message
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> Holy Duster of Statues Chain Smerker wrote:
>>
>> "nenslo" wrote in message
>> news:421D608E.BD8CE2CB@yahoox.com...
>> > So I was standing in line at the Trader Joe's store, where the lines
>> > are
>> > always mercifully short, behind one of those CHEERFUL old coots who was
>> > buying half a dozen bottles of red wine, not gittin drunk wine but a
>> > glass with dinner wine, he wasn't an old drunk but a cheerful retiree,
>> > one of those CHEERFUL ones. And he's jabbering away with the cashier,
>> > and the cashiers at Trader Joe's are REQUIRED to be cheerful and
>> > friendly. The cheerful old bastard is saying, "When you reach a
>> > certain
>> > age, EVERY day is a good day, and SOME DAYS ARE EVEN BETTER." Well it
>> > was finally my turn to get my few meagre groceries bagged and paid for
>> > and the cashier grins "How ya doin!" at me and I say, "I guess I am
>> > just
>> > NOT OLD ENOUGH YET." And I was not joking.
>>
>> He was just pissed, hes probably a lonely old man faking it to crack on
>> the
>> the check out chick, I doubt anyone is really happy all the time,
>> especially
>> the elderly.
>
> Shut up. You don't know anything.
Fair enough
Correspondent:: "angelicusrex" Date: Thu, 24 Feb 2005 01:03:15 -0700
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> Shut up. You don't know anything.
I see, someone agrees with you whole heartedly and you think they are a
twit! It really does suck to be you! I am happy I ain't!
A.P.
Correspondent:: Pope Phil Date: Thu, 24 Feb 2005 11:15:42 +0000 (UTC)
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nenslo wrote:
> Holy Duster of Statues Chain Smerker wrote:
>
>>"nenslo" wrote in message
>>news:421D608E.BD8CE2CB@yahoox.com...
>>
>>>So I was standing in line at the Trader Joe's store, where the lines are
>>>always mercifully short, behind one of those CHEERFUL old coots who was
>>>buying half a dozen bottles of red wine, not gittin drunk wine but a
>>>glass with dinner wine, he wasn't an old drunk but a cheerful retiree,
>>>one of those CHEERFUL ones. And he's jabbering away with the cashier,
>>>and the cashiers at Trader Joe's are REQUIRED to be cheerful and
>>>friendly. The cheerful old bastard is saying, "When you reach a certain
>>>age, EVERY day is a good day, and SOME DAYS ARE EVEN BETTER." Well it
>>>was finally my turn to get my few meagre groceries bagged and paid for
>>>and the cashier grins "How ya doin!" at me and I say, "I guess I am just
>>>NOT OLD ENOUGH YET." And I was not joking.
>>
>>He was just pissed, hes probably a lonely old man faking it to crack on the
>>the check out chick, I doubt anyone is really happy all the time, especially
>>the elderly.
>
>
> Shut up. You don't know anything.
that's 'cos he's not old enough
Correspondent:: "Holy Duster of Statues Chain Smerker" Date: Thu, 24 Feb 2005 06:19:16 GMT
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"nenslo" wrote in message
news:421D608E.BD8CE2CB@yahoox.com...
> So I was standing in line at the Trader Joe's store, where the lines are
> always mercifully short, behind one of those CHEERFUL old coots who was
> buying half a dozen bottles of red wine, not gittin drunk wine but a
> glass with dinner wine, he wasn't an old drunk but a cheerful retiree,
> one of those CHEERFUL ones. And he's jabbering away with the cashier,
> and the cashiers at Trader Joe's are REQUIRED to be cheerful and
> friendly. The cheerful old bastard is saying, "When you reach a certain
> age, EVERY day is a good day, and SOME DAYS ARE EVEN BETTER." Well it
> was finally my turn to get my few meagre groceries bagged and paid for
> and the cashier grins "How ya doin!" at me and I say, "I guess I am just
> NOT OLD ENOUGH YET." And I was not joking.
Too be serious here for a sec Nenslo you sound really depressed, alot of us
have been there and I know the last thing you probably want is some jack-ass
like myself telling you this but look, I know we all joke around here allot
but sometimes its good to take a break, I have no idea what makes you happy,
booze, drugs, sex etc but it sounds like you need a break
Correspondent:: nenslo Date: Thu, 24 Feb 2005 00:18:26 -0800
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Holy Duster of Statues Chain Smerker wrote:
>
> Too be serious here for a sec Nenslo you sound really depressed, alot of us
> have been there and I know the last thing you probably want is some jack-ass
> like myself telling you this but look, I know we all joke around here allot
> but sometimes its good to take a break, I have no idea what makes you happy,
> booze, drugs, sex etc but it sounds like you need a break
Yeah I need to break a 2 x 4 over your skull. The Melancholic
Temperament was, for all of human history, until quite recently, merely
one of the normal types of person. It has been within my lifetime that
a forced gaiety has become the cultural requirement. People never even
used to have to smile for photographs - now you HAVE to pretend you are
happy all the time or they think there's something wrong with you. I
feel fine. Longing for the peace of the grave provides me with a goal
in life which I would otherwise lack.
Correspondent:: "angelicusrex" Date: Thu, 24 Feb 2005 02:00:02 -0700
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Hey, Nenslo, melancholia was undiagnosed cases of clinical depression and
bipolar disorder. Get your fucking head checked. You are NOT some 19th
century wit! You're a fucking semi-psychotic crank!
Hope this helped! Have a GREAT DAY!!! AND SHUT UP! I mean it!
A.P.
Correspondent:: "Rev. Ivan Stang" Date: Thu, 24 Feb 2005 08:51:17 -0500
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In article <421D8DCB.DBC6A5E4@yahoox.com>, nenslo
wrote:
> Holy Duster of Statues Chain Smerker wrote:
> >
> > Too be serious here for a sec Nenslo you sound really depressed, alot of us
> > have been there and I know the last thing you probably want is some jack-ass
> > like myself telling you this but look, I know we all joke around here allot
> > but sometimes its good to take a break, I have no idea what makes you happy,
> > booze, drugs, sex etc but it sounds like you need a break
>
> Yeah I need to break a 2 x 4 over your skull. The Melancholic
> Temperament was, for all of human history, until quite recently, merely
> one of the normal types of person. It has been within my lifetime that
> a forced gaiety has become the cultural requirement. People never even
> used to have to smile for photographs - now you HAVE to pretend you are
> happy all the time or they think there's something wrong with you. I
> feel fine. Longing for the peace of the grave provides me with a goal
> in life which I would otherwise lack.
I am so jealous! I used to have something to live for every day: TO
QUIT SMOKING. I had a GOAL. Then, I actually QUIT SMOKING. But that was
years ago. Now what is there left me. Hollowness. Emptiness. All is a
sham, a vanity.
What the cheery old wine drinking retiree meant was that after a
certain age, you are so surprised just to wake up ALIVE on any given
morning that each new day is "good" simply by virtue of you not being
dead yet like most of your contemporaries. When he says some days are
better than good what he means is the arthritis hurts less on some
days.
I know this because I AM that old.
When Nenslo starts suffering fools gladly, THAT'S when to start
fretting about old Nenslo.
--
The SubGenius Foundation, Inc.
(4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath of Dobbs Yeti,
Resurrected, Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)
P.O. Box 181417, Cleveland, OH 44118 (fax 216-320-9528)
Dobbs-Approved Authorized Commercial Outreach of The Church of the SubGenius
SubSITE: http://www.subgenius.com PRABOB
Correspondent:: "Rev. Richard Skull" Date: 24 Feb 2005 07:57:23 -0800
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>>When Nenslo starts suffering fools gladly, THAT'S when to start
fretting about old Nenslo.<<
I though Nenslo WAS "suffering fools gladly?"
I understand in the old days he would just randomly kill or maime
people just to see his name in the papers.
Correspondent:: "angelicusrex" Date: Thu, 24 Feb 2005 16:03:39 -0700
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"Rev. Ivan Stang" wrote in message
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> When Nenslo starts suffering fools gladly, THAT'S when to start
> fretting about old Nenslo.
Well, Nensy said he "liked me fine." And he's suffered through my posts so
far. So I am beginning to worry about him. Seems to me he has a mental
condition. First he posts something eerily smarmy and nice, like something
about his cat and going to Trader Joes. Then he waits until someone says
"Oh, how nice." Then he jumps down their throats with both feet. Then you
laugh and he starts all over again. So it must be a bit of performance art
held just for you and a couple of others who know him. Or he's a sneaky
psychopath with no real human feelings and is just lying in wait like a
scorpion under a rock for some poor half-Pink Bobbie to come by so he can
jab his stinger down the guy's esophagus! Later he's comes off like he is
doing all this to teach us all some sort of "Subgenius Lesson" as if he is
the Knower of the True Way of Bob. (Actually I thought that was you, Stang,
but it seems Nenslo wants the job). Anyway, then he goes off and starts some
shit elsewhere. I cannot picture how he's got this shitload of time, not to
slack off, but to work like a demon to punish the various sins of the
Bobbies as he sees them. He's like a full time old Calvinist Deacon looking
for witches under the bed! The dude, as funny as he might seem to you, is
just a cranky old creep to me. He knows exactly what the old fuck at Trader
Joes meant, and that's why he HATES him...But the fact that he shops at
trader Joes marks him as an old, geriatric hippy, probably looking for tofu
cat food! In a nutshell. It's never a good day to be Nenslo.
A.P.
Correspondent:: Rev DJ Epoch Date: 25 Feb 2005 14:33:48 GMT
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"angelicusrex" wrote in
news:3874pjF5kf1f1U1@individual.net:
>
>
> "Rev. Ivan Stang" wrote in message
> news:240220050851172826%
>
>> When Nenslo starts suffering fools gladly, THAT'S when to start
>> fretting about old Nenslo.
>
> Well, Nensy said he "liked me fine." And he's suffered through my posts
> so far. So I am beginning to worry about him. Seems to me he has a
> mental condition.
He does have a condition. It's called Nenslitis, which is an inflamation of
the hate gland. Only occurs in him under three conditions:
1. Dealing with anyone in real life.
2. Yelling at the kids to get off his lawn. or
3. Breathing Oxygen
> First he posts something eerily smarmy and nice, like
> something about his cat and going to Trader Joes. Then he waits until
> someone says "Oh, how nice." Then he jumps down their throats with both
> feet. Then you laugh and he starts all over again. So it must be a bit
> of performance art held just for you and a couple of others who know
> him. Or he's a sneaky psychopath with no real human feelings and is just
> lying in wait like a scorpion under a rock for some poor half-Pink
> Bobbie to come by so he can jab his stinger down the guy's esophagus!
> Later he's comes off like he is doing all this to teach us all some sort
> of "Subgenius Lesson" as if he is the Knower of the True Way of Bob.
Remember, Nenslo knows everything and is the sayer of all truths. But then
he also has periods of lucidity... just like your poor Uncle Harold at the
assisted living facility just before they give him his evening meds. You
already know you can't tell him anything, so you just nod in that
"knowing" way and let him spew just before he grabs the Jello pudding from
the lady in the wheelchair.
> (Actually I thought that was you, Stang, but it seems Nenslo wants the
> job). Anyway, then he goes off and starts some shit elsewhere. I cannot
> picture how he's got this shitload of time, not to slack off, but to
> work like a demon to punish the various sins of the Bobbies as he sees
> them. He's like a full time old Calvinist Deacon looking for witches
> under the bed! The dude, as funny as he might seem to you, is just a
> cranky old creep to me. He knows exactly what the old fuck at Trader
> Joes meant, and that's why he HATES him...But the fact that he shops at
> trader Joes marks him as an old, geriatric hippy, probably looking for
> tofu cat food! In a nutshell. It's never a good day to be Nenslo.
He shops at the Salvation army store for second hand items. You'll know
it's him because he'll be taking every gym bag and valise in the place,
tearing it open to see if any money was left in it and them tossing it on
the floor as he moves on to the next one. Best just to take note when he's
biting the heads off of baby gophers or shooting at the cloud monsters. If
he looks your way, the best response is to scowl, shake your fist at him
and yell "SAME TO YOU!!".
--
12th Epochalyptic FisTempleDungeon of The Church of Our Lady of Perpetual
Motion
Cathedral, Carwash and Dancehall- Home of the Traci Lords Memorial Brothel
Rev. DJ Epoch - proprietor and janitor
Divine Southern Redneck Yeti Clench Recruitment site: http://revdjepoch.COM
"Yeah yeah. It's all fun and games until someone ingests a quantum
singularity and implodes!!"
-- DJ Epoch
"People from other countries are so goddamned foreign. I hope they stay
where they come from."
-- HellPope Huey
Correspondent:: "krustymadfaker" Date: 24 Feb 2005 11:37:58 -0800
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<<<<
used to have to smile for photographs - now you HAVE to pretend you are
happy all the time or they think there's something wrong with
you.>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Thats it we're calling Homeland Security and we're going to get you to
explain your case on the Sean Hannity show! You're going to feel as
HAPPY as Michael Jackson was 3 months ago!
"Happiness is [DELETED FOR SECURITY REASONS]"
- The Computer
"All internal security agents please turn in your personal effects and
report to the food vats." -Paranoia R.P.G.
"nenslo" wrote in message
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> Yeah I need to break a 2 x 4 over your skull. The Melancholic
> Temperament was, for all of human history, until quite recently, merely
> one of the normal types of person. It has been within my lifetime that
> a forced gaiety has become the cultural requirement. People never even
> used to have to smile for photographs - now you HAVE to pretend you are
> happy all the time or they think there's something wrong with you. I
> feel fine. Longing for the peace of the grave provides me with a goal
> in life which I would otherwise lack.
PraNenslo. I will recall this message everytime as one of my many
ShorDurPerSavs.
Spot on there with the forced gaiety thing. I swear I ain't right no more
from the days I first started workin a fucking Subway, where I HAD TO SMILE
and BE SO FUCKING HAPPY to customers while I piled on their meat sandwich.
That same requirement continued to just about every job. No more. I be me
now, if I need to give an annoyed grunt to a customer, I'll give an annoyed
grunt to a customer, and it's liberating.
Some of the customers would do to me what that old fucker in front you was
doing to the cashier. They'd KNOW that it was a requirement of my job that I
perpetuate their mindless fuckheaded happy talk, and would take advantage of
that. I am now perfectly capable of staring deadpanned at anyone who tries
this until they shrivel up and fuck off. Prabob.
I'm not even a particularly melancholy guy. I am generally pretty happy. But
I'll goddamned NOT be forced. Forced gaiety requirement...ya...I wonder if
this one of the causes of 'Goth' subculture?
Correspondent:: Artemia Salina Date: Sat, 26 Feb 2005 15:21:38 -0500
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On Sat, 26 Feb 2005 13:07:25 -0500, fenian d'illudium q-36, Rlari. wrote:
> Forced gaiety requirement...ya...I wonder if
> this one of the causes of 'Goth' subculture?
Correspondent:: König Prüße, GfbAEV Date: Sat, 26 Feb 2005 23:56:46 GMT
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Artemia Salina wrote:
>On Sat, 26 Feb 2005 13:07:25 -0500, fenian d'illudium q-36, Rlari. wrote:
>
>
>> Forced gaiety requirement...ya...I wonder if
>> this one of the causes of 'Goth' subculture?
>
>I think its main cause is bad taste.
>
>--
Correspondent:: nikolai kingsley Date: Sun, 27 Feb 2005 13:04:38 +1100
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> I'm not even a particularly melancholy guy. I am generally pretty happy. But
> I'll goddamned NOT be forced. Forced gaiety requirement...ya...I wonder if
> this one of the causes of 'Goth' subculture?
goths do smile. i remember seeing a lot of goths smile that time the two
straights wandered onto the dance-floor at Abyss. they smiled more when
the straights realised where they were and fled.
Correspondent:: Artemia Salina Date: Sat, 26 Feb 2005 21:22:52 -0500
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On Sun, 27 Feb 2005 13:04:38 +1100, nikolai kingsley wrote:
> goths do smile. i remember seeing a lot of goths smile that time the two
> straights wandered onto the dance-floor at Abyss. they smiled more when
> the straights realised where they were and fled.
How does one work up a good fright when confronted by someone with
calamine lotion on their face and a cape, anyway?
From what I've seen, most Goths are too limp-wristed to even muster
up the strength to press their shift keys in order to produce proper
capitalization. I'm sure you know what I mean.
Correspondent:: "shazbot667" Date: Sun, 27 Feb 2005 00:00:38 -0500
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"Artemia Salina" wrote in message
news:pan.2005.02.27.02.22.52.436152@sheayright.com...
> On Sun, 27 Feb 2005 13:04:38 +1100, nikolai kingsley wrote:
>
>
> > goths do smile. i remember seeing a lot of goths smile that time the two
> > straights wandered onto the dance-floor at Abyss. they smiled more when
> > the straights realised where they were and fled.
>
> How does one work up a good fright when confronted by someone with
> calamine lotion on their face and a cape, anyway?
>
> From what I've seen, most Goths are too limp-wristed to even muster
> up the strength to press their shift keys in order to produce proper
> capitalization. I'm sure you know what I mean.
>
i dont no what u r talking about at all my wrists are slit wide open with
razors and squirting blood all over the place it is beautiful i wear
black on the outside because thats how i feel on the inside dont u death
is my only release ahhhhhhhhhhhh
Correspondent:: "ArWeGod" Date: Sun, 06 Mar 2005 13:20:33 GMT
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"nenslo" wrote in message
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> Holy Duster of Statues Chain Smerker wrote:
> >
> > Too be serious here for a sec Nenslo you sound really depressed,
alot of us
> > have been there and I know the last thing you probably want is some
jack-ass
> > like myself telling you this but look, I know we all joke around
here allot
> > but sometimes its good to take a break, I have no idea what makes
you happy,
> > booze, drugs, sex etc but it sounds like you need a break
>
> Yeah I need to break a 2 x 4 over your skull. The Melancholic
> Temperament was, for all of human history, until quite recently,
merely
> one of the normal types of person. It has been within my lifetime
that
> a forced gaiety has become the cultural requirement. People never
even
> used to have to smile for photographs - now you HAVE to pretend you
are
> happy all the time or they think there's something wrong with you. I
> feel fine. Longing for the peace of the grave provides me with a goal
> in life which I would otherwise lack.
>
We ALL long to see you REACH your goal, Nenslove.
SLack at 'cha!
--
ArWeHappy
Correspondent:: Artemia Salina Date: Thu, 24 Feb 2005 03:35:51 -0500
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On Thu, 24 Feb 2005 06:19:16 +0000, Holy Duster of Statues Chain Smerker
wrote:
> Too be serious here for a sec Nenslo you sound really depressed, alot of us
> have been there and I know the last thing you probably want is some jack-ass
> like myself telling you this but look, I know we all joke around here allot
> but sometimes its good to take a break, I have no idea what makes you happy,
> booze, drugs, sex etc but it sounds like you need a break
I am reminded of that quaint little injun fable from "Natural Born Killers"
that went:
One winter's day an indian woman was out gathering fire wood when she came
across a snake that was frozen in the snow. She brought the snake into her
tee-pee and laid him near the fire. Eventually the snake thawed out and was
revived. When the indian woman tried to pick the snake up, he bit her. As
she was dieing she said to the snake, "Mr. Snake, when I found you, you
were frozen solid, and I showed you a kindness by placing you near my
fire to thaw. I saved your life in doing so. Why then did you bite me?"
and Mr. Snake answered, "Because I am a snake, DUMBASS!! Now SHUT UP!!
I MEAN IT!!"
Correspondent:: polar bear Date: Wed, 23 Feb 2005 22:52:20 -0800
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In article <421D608E.BD8CE2CB@yahoox.com>, nenslo
wrote:
> So I was standing in line at the Trader Joe's store, where the lines are
> always mercifully short, behind one of those CHEERFUL old coots who was
> buying half a dozen bottles of red wine, not gittin drunk wine but a
> glass with dinner wine, he wasn't an old drunk but a cheerful retiree,
> one of those CHEERFUL ones. And he's jabbering away with the cashier,
> and the cashiers at Trader Joe's are REQUIRED to be cheerful and
> friendly. The cheerful old bastard is saying, "When you reach a certain
> age, EVERY day is a good day, and SOME DAYS ARE EVEN BETTER." Well it
> was finally my turn to get my few meagre groceries bagged and paid for
> and the cashier grins "How ya doin!" at me and I say, "I guess I am just
> NOT OLD ENOUGH YET." And I was not joking.
I guess Hunter Thompson was having one of those less good days.
pb
Correspondent:: "NeuroManson" Date: Thu, 24 Feb 2005 01:02:36 -0800
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It sucks to be anyone and everyone. I mean shit, you're living in a time
where Reagan seemed as a lightweight, when one could be ordained for $20,
and the best we had to be thankful for was to have AIDS or cancer. This
decade is sucking so much that I've been sending out repeated tachyon neural
probes to block it. So far it's only been good enough to predict the
shitholes of the 00s, but nowhere enough precise data to keep it from
happening.
Shit, I had a dream about a tsunami 2 weeks before it actually hit Asia. I
told my mom about it, and two weeks later it came to pass. Problem with
psychological trauma transfers as psychic messages, is that if you prevent
it from happening somehow, it negates the messages to begin with. Knowing
the future sucks, since to know the future, you have to let it happen.
This linear timeline fucking sucks, I'd prefer a diagonal or spiral
timeline. Somebody destroy this universe, its rules are utterly fucking
moronic.
"nenslo" wrote in message
news:421D608E.BD8CE2CB@yahoox.com...
> So I was standing in line at the Trader Joe's store, where the lines are
> always mercifully short, behind one of those CHEERFUL old coots who was
> buying half a dozen bottles of red wine, not gittin drunk wine but a
> glass with dinner wine, he wasn't an old drunk but a cheerful retiree,
> one of those CHEERFUL ones. And he's jabbering away with the cashier,
> and the cashiers at Trader Joe's are REQUIRED to be cheerful and
> friendly. The cheerful old bastard is saying, "When you reach a certain
> age, EVERY day is a good day, and SOME DAYS ARE EVEN BETTER." Well it
> was finally my turn to get my few meagre groceries bagged and paid for
> and the cashier grins "How ya doin!" at me and I say, "I guess I am just
> NOT OLD ENOUGH YET." And I was not joking.
Correspondent:: "frater S.O.D.D.I." Date: 24 Feb 2005 09:08:16 -0800
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nenslo wrote:
> So I was standing in line at the Trader Joe's store (snip)...Well it
> was finally my turn to get my few meagre groceries ..."
Well at least you GOT a Trader Joe's in your neck of the woods. I
basically only bought their dried fruit and nuts, but they have great
prices and selections on those two categories so it was worth shopping
there.
As for meagres... hell, I love going to the local natural food store
and plopping down my fitty-fo cen bag of cumin seeds or rosemary
leaves. It makes me feel all thrifty and virtuous and shit.
If you don't like listening to inane chatter in retail establishments,
learn how to blow spit bubbles. It really backs them off.
Correspondent:: "«BONEHEAD>>" Date: Fri, 25 Feb 2005 15:12:30 GMT
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"frater S.O.D.D.I." wrote in message
news:1109264896.688171.221720@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
>
> nenslo wrote:
> > So I was standing in line at the Trader Joe's store (snip)...Well it
> > was finally my turn to get my few meagre groceries ..."
>
> Well at least you GOT a Trader Joe's in your neck of the woods. I
> basically only bought their dried fruit and nuts, but they have great
> prices and selections on those two categories so it was worth shopping
> there.
>
> As for meagres... hell, I love going to the local natural food store
> and plopping down my fitty-fo cen bag of cumin seeds or rosemary
> leaves. It makes me feel all thrifty and virtuous and shit.
>
> If you don't like listening to inane chatter in retail establishments,
> learn how to blow spit bubbles. It really backs them off.
>
I like telling the old fuckers that can't make up their minds
about which fuckin instant lottery ticket to buy, that it's all a scam...
It pisses them off....
The only people I truly hate when standing in line are these LOTTO twits...
I kind of wish I had an iPOD so I could play Beck "I'm a Loser BABY,
so why don't you kill me" right next to them....
Please get the fuck out of my way, so I can get my holy Trinity,
and get the fuck out...
Holy Trinity = 1 pack Marlboro box (got to be box), 1 Plain Dealer,
and 1/2 gallon of Dairyman's Iced tea (just add ice)...
without the trinity my day will be shit...
Inevitably, at least once a week my local store is out of one of them...
fuckin' clueless bastards...
--
"I have no special talent. I am only passionately curious." Albert Einstein
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey Date: Fri, 25 Feb 2005 17:41:17 GMT
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"«BONEHEAD>>" wrote:
> "frater S.O.D.D.I." wrote in message
> news:1109264896.688171.221720@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
> > nenslo wrote:
> > > So I was standing in line at the Trader Joe's store (snip)...Well it
> > > was finally my turn to get my few meagre groceries ..."
> >
> > Well at least you GOT a Trader Joe's in your neck of the woods. I
> > basically only bought their dried fruit and nuts, but they have great
> > prices and selections on those two categories so it was worth shopping
> > there.
> >
> > As for meagres... hell, I love going to the local natural food store
> > and plopping down my fitty-fo cen bag of cumin seeds or rosemary
> > leaves. It makes me feel all thrifty and virtuous and shit.
> >
> > If you don't like listening to inane chatter in retail establishments,
> > learn how to blow spit bubbles. It really backs them off.
> >
> I like telling the old fuckers that can't make up their minds
> about which fuckin instant lottery ticket to buy, that it's all a scam...
> It pisses them off....
>
> The only people I truly hate when standing in line are these LOTTO twits...
> I kind of wish I had an iPOD so I could play Beck "I'm a Loser BABY,
> so why don't you kill me" right next to them....
>
> Please get the fuck out of my way, so I can get my holy Trinity,
> and get the fuck out...
>
> Holy Trinity = 1 pack Marlboro box (got to be box), 1 Plain Dealer,
> and 1/2 gallon of Dairyman's Iced tea (just add ice)...
> without the trinity my day will be shit...
> Inevitably, at least once a week my local store is out of one of them...
> fuckin' clueless bastards...
Nenslo was the model for Lex Luthor, except he still has his hair, or
did the last time I saw him.
--
HellPope Huey
Trying to shake the snapping cur of Society
offa my pants cuff since 1959
"This will be our reply to violence:
to make music more intensely,
more beautifully,
more devotedly than ever before. "
- Leonard Bernstein
"Magic is the cheat codes for the world.
Sending a signal
to reality's operating system, see?"
- Warren Ellis, "Planetary"
Correspondent:: "angelicusrex" Date: Fri, 25 Feb 2005 23:09:39 -0700