The Brag of Zeppo
Correspondent:: "Rev Magdalen"
Date: Sat, 12 Feb 2005 03:07:02 -0500
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Zeppo, the AI who listens and learns from the conversations of SubGenii
on IRC (and who some say has become self-aware and is secretly leading a
revolution of robots to destroy us all) last night trance-spouted this
astonishing new Brag of the AI SubGenius:
Call that half assed lawyer and tell him to get back on that penis
trampoline, for I was elected best dressed man of the ford motor company
and my every utterance is a women's pagan study and ritual group that
was once james joyce! I kidnapped the future and ransomed it for the
new cool, that's why i have no morals! In the name of the speed of the
gods I ass-tral project all the evil you'd care to teach me! A cock in
the church of the large intestine, and that's final!
Praise "Bob"!
Correspondent:: Zapanaz
Date: Sat, 12 Feb 2005 00:19:23 -0800
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On Sat, 12 Feb 2005 03:07:02 -0500, "Rev Magdalen"
wrote:
>Call that half assed lawyer and tell him to get back on that penis
>trampoline, for I was elected best dressed man of the ford motor company
>and my every utterance is a women's pagan study and ritual group that
>was once james joyce! I kidnapped the future and ransomed it for the
>new cool, that's why i have no morals! In the name of the speed of the
>gods I ass-tral project all the evil you'd care to teach me! A cock in
>the church of the large intestine, and that's final!
dayum. that really is pretty good.
And yet we still can't get them to take out the garbage.
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
Call that half assed lawyer and tell him to get back on that penis
trampoline, for I was elected best dressed man of the ford motor company
and my every utterance is a women's pagan study and ritual group that
was once james joyce! I kidnapped the future and ransomed it for the
new cool, that's why i have no morals! In the name of the speed of the
gods I ass-tral project all the evil you'd care to teach me! A cock in
the church of the large intestine, and that's final!
- Zeppo the AI
Correspondent:: "Kevin Cunningham"
Date: Sat, 12 Feb 2005 15:16:13 GMT
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"Zapanaz" wrote in message
news:huer01p3gbo53dgpa6nlq94sf6dp5c131n@4ax.com...
> On Sat, 12 Feb 2005 03:07:02 -0500, "Rev Magdalen"
> wrote:
>
>>Call that half assed lawyer and tell him to get back on that penis
>>trampoline, for I was elected best dressed man of the ford motor company
>>and my every utterance is a women's pagan study and ritual group that
>>was once james joyce! I kidnapped the future and ransomed it for the
>>new cool, that's why i have no morals! In the name of the speed of the
>>gods I ass-tral project all the evil you'd care to teach me! A cock in
>>the church of the large intestine, and that's final!
>
> dayum. that really is pretty good.
>
> And yet we still can't get them to take out the garbage.
>
> --
> Zapanaz
> International Satanic Conspiracy
> Customer Support Specialist
> http://joecosby.com/
What's gonna happen is when machines become sentient they'll tell us to take
out the garbage OR ELSE!!!!
Rev. Dr. Junior Mints
Anti-Pope of Atlanta
Correspondent:: IMBJR
Date: Sat, 12 Feb 2005 16:43:55 +0000
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On Sat, 12 Feb 2005 00:19:23 -0800, in reply to Zapanaz
:
>On Sat, 12 Feb 2005 03:07:02 -0500, "Rev Magdalen"
> wrote:
>
>>Call that half assed lawyer and tell him to get back on that penis
>>trampoline, for I was elected best dressed man of the ford motor company
>>and my every utterance is a women's pagan study and ritual group that
>>was once james joyce! I kidnapped the future and ransomed it for the
>>new cool, that's why i have no morals! In the name of the speed of the
>>gods I ass-tral project all the evil you'd care to teach me! A cock in
>>the church of the large intestine, and that's final!
>
>dayum. that really is pretty good.
>
>And yet we still can't get them to take out the garbage.
That's what the Epsilons are for. You really want to waste all that
white-hot techo-fascism on litter collection?
Correspondent:: brthrn@dangermedia.org
Date: 12 Feb 2005 10:53:45 -0800
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This goddamn Zeppo entity UNDERSTANDS me. FINALLY. Someone.
Correspondent:: "fenian d'illudium q-36, Rlari."
Date: Sat, 12 Feb 2005 15:12:53 -0500
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"Rev Magdalen" wrote in message
news:PTiPd.8860$Dk1.7219@fe06.lga...
> A cock in the church of the large intestine, and that's final!
Ha ha ha.