The Definitive Answer: Christ or not?
Correspondent:: James Aubuchon
Date: Mon, 07 Feb 2005 02:37:57 GMT
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I have developed a form of codemancy that can answer questions similar
to how the Bible code answers questions.
What I do is construct a question that is exactly 49 letters long. This
question is then put into a grid, and processed using a computer program
I wrote to find every potential interval of letters within the question,
searching both forward and backward through the text.
Here was the first question put to the mystic program:
Is Jesus the answer or is he just one of many ways to get to God?
The computer gave a fascinating response:
DO GOT GO AM FOE NOT SIR OR US TEN NO TOO
MON TUES NET TO SUN TO SEES SO SEES GO OUR
TO ROW OR SO TO AT TOE ON NO
Now first of all, whoever the hell answered the question must not know
english. He (or she or it I imagine) was only able to speak a form of
broken english, but look at what was said.
DO GOT GO - Obviously the entity was in something of a hurry.
AM FOE NOT SIR - Whoever it is (God?) it is not a foe. That's good to know.
OR US TEN NO TOO - The ten entities with this entity are either also not
foes, or are not in a hurry as the other entity seems to be. Could this
be ten of the apostles?
MON TUES NET TO SUN - I guess if we get on the Net on Monday or Tuesday,
and stay until Sunday, something will happen.
SO SEES GO OUR TO ROW - If we stay, we will see them going to row? A
boat perhaps?
OR SO TO AT TOE ON NO - Or we will realize that they are not standing on
our toes?
This is amazing. If you want to submit your question to the codemancy
program, just let me know...however, interpretation is the sole
responsibility of the asker of the question.
I think I will go look for boats on the internet that do not step on
peoples toes. Jesus and 10 of the apostles told me so.
Jim
Correspondent:: "Doktor Dark"
Date: 6 Feb 2005 18:43:34 -0800
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I have an improvement on this that is all natural & involves zero
technology, so even the Amish can use it. Ask any question, eat all
Scrabble tiles, wait until nature calls, & read the answer in your
turds.
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Mon, 07 Feb 2005 04:19:21 GMT
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In article <1107744214.623579.305600@l41g2000cwc.googlegroups.com>,
"Doktor Dark" wrote:
> I have an improvement on this that is all natural & involves zero
> technology, so even the Amish can use it. Ask any question, eat all
> Scrabble tiles, wait until nature calls, & read the answer in your
> turds.
That's how they came up with the PDF operating manual for Windows XP.
--
HellPope Huey
Well, dip me in a white wine sauce
and call me PookieBear
Friendship is usually treated by the majority of mankind
as a tough and everlasting thing
which will survive all manner of bad treatment.
But this is an exceedingly great and foolish error;
it may die in an hour of a single unwise word.
- Marie Louise De La Ramee
"Did you mean for all those words
to come together like that
or did they just fall out randomly?
- "King of the Hill"
Correspondent:: "just john"
Date: 7 Feb 2005 09:06:03 -0800
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Far too messy. I'll stick to Melville.
http://cs.anu.edu.au/~bdm/dilugim/moby.html
Correspondent:: "Rev. ErRoR"
Date: Mon, 07 Feb 2005 18:33:29 GMT
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I tried my own version with a special code grid :
SUSEJ DNA DOG NO STIHS BOB
Sausage D.N.A. Dog Knows Thai's Bob
Whoever was answering the question (Whatever it was) must of been
drinking beer till they peed bone marrow then dropped a whole sheet of
acid.
I think the answer is something to do with Spain in the autumn and some
kind of double helixed sausage dog that knows some guy in Thailand
called 'Bob'.
I bet you stupid subgeniarts see it all backwards ;-)
err.
In article <9wANd.2606$oO.70@newsread2.news.atl.earthlink.net>, James
Aubuchon wrote:
> I have developed a form of codemancy that can answer questions similar
> to how the Bible code answers questions.
>
> What I do is construct a question that is exactly 49 letters long. This
> question is then put into a grid, and processed using a computer program
> I wrote to find every potential interval of letters within the question,
> searching both forward and backward through the text.
>
> Here was the first question put to the mystic program:
>
> Is Jesus the answer or is he just one of many ways to get to God?
>
> The computer gave a fascinating response:
>
> DO GOT GO AM FOE NOT SIR OR US TEN NO TOO
> MON TUES NET TO SUN TO SEES SO SEES GO OUR
> TO ROW OR SO TO AT TOE ON NO
>
> Now first of all, whoever the hell answered the question must not know
> english. He (or she or it I imagine) was only able to speak a form of
> broken english, but look at what was said.
>
> DO GOT GO - Obviously the entity was in something of a hurry.
>
> AM FOE NOT SIR - Whoever it is (God?) it is not a foe. That's good to know.
>
> OR US TEN NO TOO - The ten entities with this entity are either also not
> foes, or are not in a hurry as the other entity seems to be. Could this
> be ten of the apostles?
>
> MON TUES NET TO SUN - I guess if we get on the Net on Monday or Tuesday,
> and stay until Sunday, something will happen.
>
> SO SEES GO OUR TO ROW - If we stay, we will see them going to row? A
> boat perhaps?
>
> OR SO TO AT TOE ON NO - Or we will realize that they are not standing on
> our toes?
>
> This is amazing. If you want to submit your question to the codemancy
> program, just let me know...however, interpretation is the sole
> responsibility of the asker of the question.
>
> I think I will go look for boats on the internet that do not step on
> peoples toes. Jesus and 10 of the apostles told me so.
>
> Jim