The Definitive Answer: Maybe Logic?
Correspondent:: James Aubuchon
Date: Mon, 07 Feb 2005 03:08:41 GMT
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The second question has been plaguing me for some time. Is Maybe Logic
the correct way to approach understanding, or isn't it? Here was the
question:
Is it maybe or maybe not or maybe baby or is this all just bunk?
The answer I got shocked the hell out of me.
BABE BY AM TONE BY AM ROE BY AM IS I
STAB O MY O MY MOO BATS
I OR BY HAJ JAH I BY ROB ME
ME RAY MOB BY BOB AM RAT TAR
BE RYE IS IM MY JAY BY OH
I guess the entity answering the question was next to a babe, a tone,
and a roe...or maybe he/she/it is those things.
I might be communicating with a ghost because it then says it was
stabbed, and seems rather upset, saying "oh my" twice. I have never
heard of "oh my moo bats", but it sounds like something a kid from say
the 50's would say, along with "golly gee willikers" and the like.
Now he goes on to say something that might make him a muslim child from
the 50's...one who is standing next to a babe, a tone, and a roe. He
says something about Jah. It looks like there is a chiastic structure
taking place here (not sure if middle eastern language, like Greek, uses
chiasm or not). The best one can make out is that the entity is saying
"I was on Haj when Jah robbed me." Jah is an Old testament name for God
popular among the Rastafarians. Is he saying that he was mugged by a
rasta man while on haj, or did Jah himself rob him?
Then comes the most fantastic revelation of all. I wouldn't believe it
if I didn't see it with my own eyes.
ME RAY MOB BY BOB AM RAT TAR
It appears that the entity is named Ray, and that he was mobbed by Bob,
and now he is Rat Tar. WOW!! A middle eastern man named Ray was on Haj
when he got jumped by Jah and mobbed by Bob at the same time. Now he is
rat tar.
But then he starts talking about Rye. Could he be talking about Catcher
in the Rye? But how does Jay relate to that. The last line is a mystery.
Jim
Correspondent:: "Doktor Dark"
Date: 6 Feb 2005 19:15:15 -0800
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Hmm. In that case, I would recommend that you shove all your Scrabble
tiles up your ass, jump on a pogo stick 6.66 miles in the direction of
Mecca, then get a camera shoved up your ass like Stang did, so you can
see what the tiles spell out then. Maybe the Secret of the Ages. Maybe
Madonna's next Cabala name.
Correspondent:: "iDRMRSR"
Date: Sun, 6 Feb 2005 22:21:07 -0500
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>>I would recommend that you shove all your Scrabble
tiles up your ass
At this point, it might be better to read the scrapple coming out of your
ass!
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Correspondent:: James Aubuchon
Date: Mon, 07 Feb 2005 03:25:25 GMT
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iDRMRSR wrote:
>>>I would recommend that you shove all your Scrabble
>
> tiles up your ass
>
> At this point, it might be better to read the scrapple coming out of your
> ass!
Perhaps this what the "Rat Tar" is refering to....
Jim
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Mon, 07 Feb 2005 04:23:07 GMT
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In article ,
"iDRMRSR" wrote:
> At this point, it might be better to read the scrapple coming out of your
> ass!
If I was limber enough to do that, I'd be on another career path
entirely.
--
HellPope Huey
Well, dip me in a white wine sauce
and call me PookieBear
Friendship is usually treated by the majority of mankind
as a tough and everlasting thing
which will survive all manner of bad treatment.
But this is an exceedingly great and foolish error;
it may die in an hour of a single unwise word.
- Marie Louise De La Ramee
"Did you mean for all those words
to come together like that
or did they just fall out randomly?
- "King of the Hill"