Correspondent:: IMBJR Date: Tue, 22 Feb 2005 21:49:16 +0000
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Currently, I'm sporting a beard.
Every holiday I start one up and this Xistlessmas hairgrowth is still
with me. I like to stroke it as if I have my very own Jacky-Danny on
my face.
However, my wife does not like beards. She tells me this virtually
everytime she speaks to me.
So I said ...
"You know, everytime God makes a person He gives them a quota of words
to say. You have about exhausted your quota of 'beard'. You'll be
forced to say 'quetzal' instead when referring to my chin-mat. Of
course, I will know what you mean, but other folks wont. They'll lock
you up. People will write papers on how you are an argument for
Creationism".
Correspondent:: Pope Phil Date: Wed, 23 Feb 2005 09:48:05 +0000 (UTC)
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I thought your wife WAS your beard
IMBJR wrote:
> Currently, I'm sporting a beard.
>
> Every holiday I start one up and this Xistlessmas hairgrowth is still
> with me. I like to stroke it as if I have my very own Jacky-Danny on
> my face.
>
> However, my wife does not like beards. She tells me this virtually
> everytime she speaks to me.
>
> So I said ...
>
> "You know, everytime God makes a person He gives them a quota of words
> to say. You have about exhausted your quota of 'beard'. You'll be
> forced to say 'quetzal' instead when referring to my chin-mat. Of
> course, I will know what you mean, but other folks wont. They'll lock
> you up. People will write papers on how you are an argument for
> Creationism".
>
Correspondent:: IMBJR Date: Wed, 23 Feb 2005 19:33:40 +0000
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On Wed, 23 Feb 2005 09:48:05 +0000 (UTC), in reply to Pope Phil
:
>I thought your wife WAS your beard
You see the paradox this creates, don't you?
>
>IMBJR wrote:
>> Currently, I'm sporting a beard.
>>
>> Every holiday I start one up and this Xistlessmas hairgrowth is still
>> with me. I like to stroke it as if I have my very own Jacky-Danny on
>> my face.
>>
>> However, my wife does not like beards. She tells me this virtually
>> everytime she speaks to me.
>>
>> So I said ...
>>
>> "You know, everytime God makes a person He gives them a quota of words
>> to say. You have about exhausted your quota of 'beard'. You'll be
>> forced to say 'quetzal' instead when referring to my chin-mat. Of
>> course, I will know what you mean, but other folks wont. They'll lock
>> you up. People will write papers on how you are an argument for
>> Creationism".
>>