Things not to do in Phoenix
Correspondent:: "nu-monet v7.0"
Date: Sat, 19 Feb 2005 07:23:54 -0700
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(She got all the sympathy of the young man who tried to
siphon-steal gasoline from an RVs septic tank.)
http://worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=42930
Get "snippy" with an airlines' ticket agent and you may
never see your luggage again.
That's the experience of Dr. Esha Khoshnu, a New Jersey
psychiatrist traveling to San Diego to attend a conference.
While changing planes in Phoenix, Khoshnu got testy at a
Mesa Airlines ticket counter, reports KGTV news, saying,
"If I had a bomb, you wouldn't find it."
The Transportation Security Administration described Khoshnu
as acting "mouthy and snippy," according to KGTV.
The bomb comment touched off a security scare and FBI
officials were dispatched to question Khoshnu, who was
subsequently detained long enough to miss her flight.
Her suitcase, however, got past security and was loaded
onto the America West jet.
When Mesa Airlines Flight 6264 landed at Lindbergh Field in
San Diego the pilot was instructed to taxi to a remote area
of the airport where some 35 passengers were taken off the
plane and escorted onto two buses, reports City News Service.
"When we landed and quickly did a U-turn on the runway, I
was like, 'They never do that.' Then, all the cars started
coming and it was obvious that it was for our plane. That
was the scary part," one passenger told KGTV.
City News Service reports members of the San Diego Fire
Department's bomb squad searched the plane but found no
explosives. Next, they removed Khoshnu's suitcase and
inspected it in an open area on the grounds of the airport.
Although they found nothing suspicious, authorities blew up
the bag with an explosive charge and then doused it with water.
Khoshnu was eventually released and allowed to board a later
flight to San Diego. KGTV reports the Assistant U.S. Attorney
in Phoenix decided her actions did not merit charges.
--
"We've pretty much just been patrolling
and flying helicopters all over the place,
and when we see something bad, we blow it up."
-- Maj. David Holahan, US Marines
Correspondent:: HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer
Date: Sat, 19 Feb 2005 08:37:35 -0600
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On Sat, 19 Feb 2005 07:23:54 -0700, "nu-monet v7.0"
wrote:
The bomb squad was so excited to have something to do they blew it up
anyway! In the interest of national security.
Correspondent:: "nu-monet v7.0"
Date: Sat, 19 Feb 2005 08:30:17 -0700
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HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer wrote:
>
> On Sat, 19 Feb 2005 07:23:54 -0700, "nu-monet v7.0"
> wrote:
>
> The bomb squad was so excited to have something to
> do they blew it up anyway! In the interest of national
> security.
EOD are like that.
It's a situation of "Hey, we found this suspicious package
and we'd like you to look at it while you stick your hands
in it and maybe cut the right colored wire if it's a bomb
but don't hurt anything in the package if it isn't, since
it's somebody's stuff."
To which, the EOD says: "Okay, it might be a BOMB, so I
do not wish to be blinded or maimed by it, so I will set
a small charge next to it (a grenade simulator is good,
flash powder in a paper tube), and I do not give a
pluperfect SHIT if it is somebody's stuff, because we are
talking about MY eyeballs and hands vs. somebody's kinky
lingerie and dildoes, which YOU may be willing to sacrifice
to save your precious non-explosive lingerie and dildoes,
but I am NOT."
--
"Money can't buy you happiness,
but when you're poor, you can't
buy shit, and nobody will loan
you happiness."
--nu-monet
Correspondent:: "Assco"
Date: 19 Feb 2005 08:38:09 -0800
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You'd think a psychiatrist would know better than to get "mouthy and
snippy". . . she
probably works for the NJ Office of Mental
Health.
Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Sat, 19 Feb 2005 16:49:15 GMT
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"Assco" wrote:
>You'd think a psychiatrist would know better than to get "mouthy and
>snippy". . . she
>probably works for the NJ Office of Mental
>Health.
>
Evidently, "mouthy" is a official clinical term!
"Bombastic, mouthy, caustic"
http://www.coping.org/lowesteem/actout.htm
Correspondent:: "Assco"
Date: 19 Feb 2005 08:39:51 -0800
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Hey -- here's her website.
http://www.alphabehavioralcare.com/khoshnu.htm
Correspondent:: Rev DJ Epoch
Date: 21 Feb 2005 17:42:25 GMT
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"Assco" wrote in news:1108831191.706555.119330
@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com:
> http://www.alphabehavioralcare.com/khoshnu.htm
Quote from her website: "She has extensive training/experience in crisis
intervention".
Apparently as long as SHE'S not the one experiencing the crisis. Sounds like
she needs to write herself a scrip for Prozac.
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