Correspondent:: "Rev. Ivan Stang" Date: Thu, 03 Feb 2005 09:41:42 -0500
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For my colonoscopy, I didn't eat for almost a whole day. I didn't start
feeling real hunger until the hour before the procedure, and I didn't
feel like eating much during the day afterwards. Which was yesterday.
This morning I was eating breakfast -- fake meat wrapped in bread --
and thinking, "Man, it sure is good to have this great FOOD stuff at my
fingertips, all the time, and be able to eat it." But, because I am
part human, the next thought that followed was "Most of those poor
motherfuckers that were in that tsunami probably still are going
hungry." Then, after I'd jacked myself off for thinking such
compassionate thoughts, the next logical thought that followed was,
"Well, Mister LoveBurger, WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT THOSE POOR
TSUNAMI PEOPLE?" For I sure as shit haven't given a DIME to any charity
organizations, because I and my wife have both worked with charity
organizations and have seen them spend more on the potted plants in the
boss's front office than the office janitor who waters them is paid.
Plus one might say, "I gave at tax time." (My wife nonetheless still
does intensive volunteer work for a charity organization.)
My question is, and this is purely theoretical mind you, but does
anybody know of a charitable organization that is known for NOT
spending half their donations on their CEO's office decorations?
Specifically the kind that delivers health and food services to
disaster areas. Disregarding the problems of dealing with evil greedy
thieving political local shitfucks as you approach the disaster area.
I am not asking this because I am a nice person, I was just absently
wondering.
If I was a NICE person I would have answered all this email as it was
coming in.
--
The SubGenius Foundation, Inc.
(4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath of Dobbs Yeti,
Resurrected, Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)
P.O. Box 181417, Cleveland, OH 44118 (fax 216-320-9528)
Dobbs-Approved Authorized Commercial Outreach of The Church of the SubGenius
SubSITE: http://www.subgenius.com PRABOB
Correspondent:: quirk@syntac.net
Date: 3 Feb 2005 07:30:47 -0800
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Rev. Ivan Stang wrote:
> My question is, and this is purely theoretical mind you, but does
> anybody know of a charitable organization that is known for NOT
> spending half their donations on their CEO's office decorations?
Medecins Sans Frontieres (Doctors without borders) seems decent, but
who know for sure.
Correspondent:: nenslo Date: Thu, 03 Feb 2005 12:20:51 -0800
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quirk@syntac.net wrote:
>
> Rev. Ivan Stang wrote:
>
> > My question is, and this is purely theoretical mind you, but does
> > anybody know of a charitable organization that is known for NOT
> > spending half their donations on their CEO's office decorations?
>
> Medecins Sans Frontieres (Doctors without borders) seems decent, but
> who know for sure.
>
> http://www.msf.org
Correspondent:: John Starrett Date: Thu, 03 Feb 2005 15:26:23 -0700
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nenslo wrote:
> quirk@syntac.net wrote:
>
>>Rev. Ivan Stang wrote:
>>
>>
>>>My question is, and this is purely theoretical mind you, but does
>>>anybody know of a charitable organization that is known for NOT
>>>spending half their donations on their CEO's office decorations?
>>
>>Medecins Sans Frontieres (Doctors without borders) seems decent, but
>>who know for sure.
>>
>>http://www.msf.org
>
>
> You can find out at
> http://www.charitynavigator.org
Correspondent:: "iDRMRSR" Date: Thu, 3 Feb 2005 17:31:53 -0500
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What Tsunami? That was like weeks ago.
Best you keep your own money to yourself. You might accidentally contribute
it to one thing, only to have some even terribler and closer cataclysm
happen. Then you would have wished you'd saved the dough for that one
instead!
[*]
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Correspondent:: "sputnik" Date: Fri, 04 Feb 2005 05:02:57 GMT
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"nenslo" wrote in message
news:420287A2.2DC05926@yahoox.com...
> quirk@syntac.net wrote:
> >
> > Rev. Ivan Stang wrote:
> >
> > > My question is, and this is purely theoretical mind you, but does
> > > anybody know of a charitable organization that is known for NOT
> > > spending half their donations on their CEO's office decorations?
> >
> > Medecins Sans Frontieres (Doctors without borders) seems decent, but
> > who know for sure.
> >
> > http://www.msf.org
>
> You can find out at
> http://www.charitynavigator.org
Oh, like you've ever given to charity.
Correspondent:: nenslo Date: Thu, 03 Feb 2005 21:35:52 -0800
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sputnik wrote:
>
> "nenslo" wrote in message
> news:420287A2.2DC05926@yahoox.com...
> > quirk@syntac.net wrote:
> > >
> > > Rev. Ivan Stang wrote:
> > >
> > > > My question is, and this is purely theoretical mind you, but does
> > > > anybody know of a charitable organization that is known for NOT
> > > > spending half their donations on their CEO's office decorations?
> > >
> > > Medecins Sans Frontieres (Doctors without borders) seems decent, but
> > > who know for sure.
> > >
> > > http://www.msf.org
> >
> > You can find out at
> > http://www.charitynavigator.org
>
> Oh, like you've ever given to charity.
Oh, like I haven't.
Correspondent:: Zapanaz Date: Fri, 04 Feb 2005 00:10:57 -0800
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On Thu, 03 Feb 2005 21:35:52 -0800, nenslo wrote:
>> Oh, like you've ever given to charity.
>
>Oh, like I haven't.
this is like a Valley Girls catfight
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
"Evil is a dunghill, Mr. Angel. Everybody climbs up on theirs to
speak out against somebody else's"
- Satan
Correspondent:: Rev DJ Epoch Date: 8 Feb 2005 14:39:48 GMT
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Zapanaz wrote in
news:5gb601ltkokc57sar2703qjttbehhuereu@4ax.com:
> On Thu, 03 Feb 2005 21:35:52 -0800, nenslo wrote:
>
>>> Oh, like you've ever given to charity.
>>
>>Oh, like I haven't.
>
> this is like a Valley Girls catfight
>
whatEVER!
--
12th Epochalyptic MegaFisTemple Dungeon of The Church of Our Lady of
Perpetual Motion
Cathedral, Carwash and Dancehall- Home of the Traci Lords Memorial Brothel
Rev. DJ Epoch - proprietor and janitor
Divine Southern Redneck Yeti Clench Recruitment site: http://revdjepoch.COM
"Yeah yeah. It's all fun and games until someone ingests a quantum
singularity and implodes!!"
-- DJ Epoch
Correspondent:: "shazbot667" Date: Wed, 9 Feb 2005 09:21:58 -0500
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"Rev DJ Epoch" wrote in message
news:Xns95F762473FFFAnunyabiznowaycom@129.250.170.90...
> Zapanaz wrote in
> news:5gb601ltkokc57sar2703qjttbehhuereu@4ax.com:
>
> > On Thu, 03 Feb 2005 21:35:52 -0800, nenslo wrote:
> >
> >>> Oh, like you've ever given to charity.
> >>
> >>Oh, like I haven't.
> >
> > this is like a Valley Girls catfight
> >
>
> whatEVER!
>
like gag me with an egg beater!
Correspondent:: "ArWeGod" Date: Wed, 09 Feb 2005 13:26:07 GMT
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"Zapanaz" wrote in message
news:5gb601ltkokc57sar2703qjttbehhuereu@4ax.com...
> On Thu, 03 Feb 2005 21:35:52 -0800, nenslo wrote:
>
> >> Oh, like you've ever given to charity.
> >
> >Oh, like I haven't.
>
> this is like a Valley Girls catfight
Fer sure!
Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV Date: Wed, 09 Feb 2005 13:45:48 GMT
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"ArWeGod" wrote:
>"Zapanaz" wrote in message
>news:5gb601ltkokc57sar2703qjttbehhuereu@4ax.com...
>> On Thu, 03 Feb 2005 21:35:52 -0800, nenslo wrote:
>>
>> >> Oh, like you've ever given to charity.
>> >
>> >Oh, like I haven't.
>>
>> this is like a Valley Girls catfight
>
>Fer sure!
>
>
whatever
Correspondent:: "ArWeGod" Date: Wed, 09 Feb 2005 14:35:33 GMT
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; "GfbAEV" wrote in message
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> "ArWeGod" wrote:
> >"Zapanaz" wrote in message
> >news:5gb601ltkokc57sar2703qjttbehhuereu@4ax.com...
> >> On Thu, 03 Feb 2005 21:35:52 -0800, nenslo
wrote:
> >>
> >> >> Oh, like you've ever given to charity.
> >> >
> >> >Oh, like I haven't.
> >>
> >> this is like a Valley Girls catfight
> >
> >Fer sure!
> >
> >
> whatever
>
Don't EVEN, like, whatever me, coz, that was, like, totally, "Fer sure!"
And you don't EVEN know what you are, ya know, like, talking about.
Whatever! Fer sure...
--
ArWeBland
Correspondent:: "nu-monet v7.0" Date: Thu, 03 Feb 2005 08:49:15 -0700
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Rev. Ivan Stang wrote:
>
> My question is, and this is purely theoretical mind
> you, but does anybody know of a charitable organization
> that is known for NOT spending half their donations on
> their CEO's office decorations?
--
"Getting shot at was not that bad,
just the getting shot part sucked"
-- U.S. Army Staff Sgt. Villafane
Correspondent:: "Rev. Ivan Stang" Date: Thu, 03 Feb 2005 12:22:04 -0500
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In article <420247FB.2927@succeeds.com>, nu-monet v7.0
wrote:
> Rev. Ivan Stang wrote:
> >
> > My question is, and this is purely theoretical mind
> > you, but does anybody know of a charitable organization
> > that is known for NOT spending half their donations on
> > their CEO's office decorations?
>
>
> http://americansnipers.org/donate.html
Praise you, brother! My prayer has been answered!
YOU, YES YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO STALK, KILL AND EAT HUMAN BEINGS!
--
The SubGenius Foundation, Inc.
(4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath of Dobbs Yeti,
Resurrected, Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)
P.O. Box 181417, Cleveland, OH 44118 (fax 216-320-9528)
Dobbs-Approved Authorized Commercial Outreach of The Church of the SubGenius
SubSITE: http://www.subgenius.com PRABOB
Correspondent:: "sputnik" Date: Fri, 04 Feb 2005 05:07:53 GMT
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"Rev. Ivan Stang" wrote in message
news:030220051222043319%stang@subgeniusNOSPUM.com...
> In article <420247FB.2927@succeeds.com>, nu-monet v7.0
> wrote:
>
> > Rev. Ivan Stang wrote:
> > >
> > > My question is, and this is purely theoretical mind
> > > you, but does anybody know of a charitable organization
> > > that is known for NOT spending half their donations on
> > > their CEO's office decorations?
> >
> >
> > http://americansnipers.org/donate.html
>
> Praise you, brother! My prayer has been answered!
>
> YOU, YES YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO STALK, KILL AND EAT HUMAN BEINGS!
>
So, how many times has HE been talked to by the FBI in the past 2 weeks?
Correspondent:: "Rev. Richard Skull" Date: 3 Feb 2005 08:17:31 -0800
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>>My question is, and this is purely theoretical mind you, but?does
anybody know of a charitable organization that is known for ?OT
spending half their donations on their CEO's office decorati?ns?
Specifically the kind that delivers health and food services?to
disaster areas. Disregarding the problems of dealing with ev?l greedy
thieving political local shitfucks as you approach the disas?er area.
<<
The International Assoc. to Prevent Rev. Richard Skull From Having to
Work For "The Man" the Rest Of His Life.
Since you have my home adress, send cash ot money order please.
Correspondent:: Artemia Salina Date: Thu, 03 Feb 2005 13:19:13 -0500
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Fuck those motherfuckers. If the average person were to think
for a minute they wouldn't give a penny to the "tsunami victims."
The tsunami hit the coast of India and Sri Lanka (for the most part).
Given that India still has a very rigid caste system, who do you
suppose owns all of the shoreline property there? The lower class
poor folks? Hell no, like in any country with coastal property
it is all owned by the upper class rich people. Them and the owners
of exclusive beach resorts. You saw the video tapes of the waves hitting.
Did you see any poor folks or tin shacks and squaller in those tapes?
No, you saw pretty whitewashed vacation resorts and luxury hotels.
People in this country are complaining that India is taking jobs from
us by the millions. Who exactly in India is profiting from that? The
people who live in those exclusive shorefront communities, of course.
How much money did those rich Indians contribute to aid Floridians
who were battered by hurricanes last year? Not a single penny. I could
go on: Who will get the contract to rebuild in India? The Carlyle Group.
Who was making appeals for private donations on TV along with Bill
Clinton? George Bush Sr., former Sr. Adviser and shareholder of the
Carlyle Group. Sure, let's buy those rich folks a multi-billion dollar
tsunami early warning system for a place that only has a tsunami once
every four hundred years.
Correspondent:: nenslo Date: Thu, 03 Feb 2005 12:22:10 -0800
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Artemia Salina wrote:
>
> Fuck those motherfuckers. If the average person were to think
> for a minute they wouldn't give a penny to the "tsunami victims."
> The tsunami hit the coast of India and Sri Lanka (for the most part).
> Given that India still has a very rigid caste system, who do you
> suppose owns all of the shoreline property there? The lower class
> poor folks? Hell no, like in any country with coastal property
> it is all owned by the upper class rich people. Them and the owners
> of exclusive beach resorts. You saw the video tapes of the waves hitting.
> Did you see any poor folks or tin shacks and squaller in those tapes?
> No, you saw pretty whitewashed vacation resorts and luxury hotels.
> People in this country are complaining that India is taking jobs from
> us by the millions. Who exactly in India is profiting from that? The
> people who live in those exclusive shorefront communities, of course.
> How much money did those rich Indians contribute to aid Floridians
> who were battered by hurricanes last year? Not a single penny. I could
> go on: Who will get the contract to rebuild in India? The Carlyle Group.
> Who was making appeals for private donations on TV along with Bill
> Clinton? George Bush Sr., former Sr. Adviser and shareholder of the
> Carlyle Group. Sure, let's buy those rich folks a multi-billion dollar
> tsunami early warning system for a place that only has a tsunami once
> every four hundred years.
>
> Idiots.
>
>
Nice nu-monet imitation!
Correspondent:: "nu-monet v7.0" Date: Thu, 03 Feb 2005 16:43:37 -0700
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nenslo wrote:
>
> Artemia Salina wrote:
> >
> > Fuck those motherfuckers. If the average person were to think
> > for a minute they wouldn't give a penny to the "tsunami victims."
> > The tsunami hit the coast of India and Sri Lanka (for the most part).
> > Given that India still has a very rigid caste system, who do you
> > suppose owns all of the shoreline property there? The lower class
> > poor folks? Hell no, like in any country with coastal property
> > it is all owned by the upper class rich people. Them and the owners
> > of exclusive beach resorts. You saw the video tapes of the waves hitting.
> > Did you see any poor folks or tin shacks and squaller in those tapes?
> > No, you saw pretty whitewashed vacation resorts and luxury hotels.
> > People in this country are complaining that India is taking jobs from
> > us by the millions. Who exactly in India is profiting from that? The
> > people who live in those exclusive shorefront communities, of course.
> > How much money did those rich Indians contribute to aid Floridians
> > who were battered by hurricanes last year? Not a single penny. I could
> > go on: Who will get the contract to rebuild in India? The Carlyle Group.
> > Who was making appeals for private donations on TV along with Bill
> > Clinton? George Bush Sr., former Sr. Adviser and shareholder of the
> > Carlyle Group. Sure, let's buy those rich folks a multi-billion dollar
> > tsunami early warning system for a place that only has a tsunami once
> > every four hundred years.
> >
> > Idiots.
> >
> >
> Nice nu-monet imitation!
Nope, I would have used a completely different angle.
First of all, I would congratulate the most effective, get-
relief-to-the-poor-people-now-and-in-force organization,
that made no overt effort to graft, and demanded no return,
THE U.S. NAVY.
The rest of what I would write would bash the U.N., the
corrupt relief agencies, the Xtian and Moslem proselytizers,
who are all trying to *get* something out of the pain of
others. Hell, these folks were even sucking down the
resources of the U.S. Navy *while* they were complaining
about having to eat off U.S. Navy paper plates, because the
water that would have been used to wash china was diverted
to the people who had no water to drink.
"What? No champagne and caviar! You barbarians! How can
we possibly assess the situation and write our thousand
page report when all of these war-mongers keep making so
much noise flying all of those supplies in? And NONE of
them are marked "U.N.", so that those peasants are properly
grateful to us for making our committee report in six
months indicating that relief would be in order if someone
feels like delivering it!"
The preceding scenario was actually written by an officer
stationed aboard the USS Lincoln, which has already done
1000 times more relief for the tsunami than anyone else
will ever do.
--
Herring communicate with each other
via a high-pitched, "raspberry"-like
sound emitted from their anuses.
These noises are not produced by
digestive gases.
-- from 'The New Scientist'
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey Date: Fri, 04 Feb 2005 02:19:03 GMT
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In article ,
Artemia Salina wrote:
> Fuck those motherfuckers. If the average person were to think
> for a minute they wouldn't give a penny to the "tsunami victims."
> The tsunami hit the coast of India and Sri Lanka (for the most part).
> Given that India still has a very rigid caste system, who do you
> suppose owns all of the shoreline property there? The lower class
> poor folks? Hell no, like in any country with coastal property
> it is all owned by the upper class rich people. Them and the owners
> of exclusive beach resorts. You saw the video tapes of the waves hitting.
> Did you see any poor folks or tin shacks and squaller in those tapes?
> No, you saw pretty whitewashed vacation resorts and luxury hotels.
> People in this country are complaining that India is taking jobs from
> us by the millions. Who exactly in India is profiting from that? The
> people who live in those exclusive shorefront communities, of course.
> How much money did those rich Indians contribute to aid Floridians
> who were battered by hurricanes last year? Not a single penny. I could
> go on: Who will get the contract to rebuild in India? The Carlyle Group.
> Who was making appeals for private donations on TV along with Bill
> Clinton? George Bush Sr., former Sr. Adviser and shareholder of the
> Carlyle Group. Sure, let's buy those rich folks a multi-billion dollar
> tsunami early warning system for a place that only has a tsunami once
> every four hundred years.
> > Idiots.
I am so impressed by that, I want a t-shirt of you.
--
HellPope Huey
Well I'll be dipped in caramel
and licked clean by blind lesbians
as long as I don't giggle
or have one accidentally feel my beard or my uh oh
"For flavor, instant sex will never supersede
the stuff you have to peel and cook."
~ Quentin Crisp
"If I don't get my tantric sex
on oxycontin, I just can't go on!"
- Jon Stewart
Correspondent:: "Rev. ErRoR" Date: Thu, 03 Feb 2005 18:20:55 GMT
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In article <030220050941425996%stang@subgeniusNOSPUM.com>, Rev. Ivan
Stang wrote:
> For my colonoscopy
I stopped reading straight after this bit...
err.
--
Error always addresses the passions and prejudices; truth scorns such mean
intrigue, and only addresses the understanding and the conscience.
Azel Backus
Correspondent:: nenslo Date: Thu, 03 Feb 2005 12:19:12 -0800
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"Rev. Ivan Stang" wrote:
>
>
> My question is, and this is purely theoretical mind you, but does
> anybody know of a charitable organization that is known for NOT
> spending half their donations on their CEO's office decorations?
> Specifically the kind that delivers health and food services to
> disaster areas. Disregarding the problems of dealing with evil greedy
> thieving political local shitfucks as you approach the disaster area.
>
> I am not asking this because I am a nice person, I was just absently
> wondering.
Northwest Medical Teams spends three cents of every dollar on
fundraising, eight TENTHS of a cent on administrative costs, and the
remaining 96.2 cents goes directly to the program, sending doctors and
medical supplies wherever they are needed. The doctors are entirely
volunteer and leave paying jobs to do it, and their co-workers actually
give up vacation time to fill their shifts while they are gone. A
silver lining which does not appear to have a trace of cloud attached.
Impresses even me.
Correspondent:: bobdiddley@aol.com (3D Bob)
Date: 03 Feb 2005 20:56:35 GMT
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>My question is, and this is purely theoretical mind you, but does
>anybody know of a charitable organization that is known for NOT
>spending half their donations on their CEO's office decorations?
>Specifically the kind that delivers health and food services to
>disaster areas.
Consider Doctors Without Borders - when the shit hits the fan, anywhere in the
world, they're there, giving food and medical care to people without regard
for race, ideology, or their own safety, in some cases. No way they're raking
in enough off the top to make THAT worth while, so I'd guess that they're
pretty close to honest, by default.
--------------
"We well-fed people have a dream: the dream of acquiring MORE CRAP for
LESS WORK. The rest of the world -- the other three-quarters of it --
has a dream too: the dream of enough to eat." - Rev Ivan Stang
Correspondent:: John Starrett Date: Thu, 03 Feb 2005 15:24:57 -0700
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Rev. Ivan Stang wrote:
> My question is, and this is purely theoretical mind you, but does
> anybody know of a charitable organization that is known for NOT
> spending half their donations on their CEO's office decorations?
Yes. Consider goving to Lawyers Without Scruples. That way you know
exactly where every cent is going.
Rev. Ivan Stang wrote:
> For my colonoscopy, I didn't eat for almost a whole day. I didn't start
> feeling real hunger until the hour before the procedure, and I didn't
> feel like eating much during the day afterwards. Which was yesterday.
>
> This morning I was eating breakfast -- fake meat wrapped in bread --
> and thinking, "Man, it sure is good to have this great FOOD stuff at my
> fingertips, all the time, and be able to eat it." But, because I am
> part human, the next thought that followed was "Most of those poor
> motherfuckers that were in that tsunami probably still are going
> hungry." Then, after I'd jacked myself off for thinking such
> compassionate thoughts, the next logical thought that followed was,
> "Well, Mister LoveBurger, WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT THOSE POOR
> TSUNAMI PEOPLE?" For I sure as shit haven't given a DIME to any charity
> organizations, because I and my wife have both worked with charity
> organizations and have seen them spend more on the potted plants in the
> boss's front office than the office janitor who waters them is paid.
> Plus one might say, "I gave at tax time." (My wife nonetheless still
> does intensive volunteer work for a charity organization.)
>
> My question is, and this is purely theoretical mind you, but does
> anybody know of a charitable organization that is known for NOT
> spending half their donations on their CEO's office decorations?
> Specifically the kind that delivers health and food services to
> disaster areas. Disregarding the problems of dealing with evil greedy
> thieving political local shitfucks as you approach the disaster area.
>
> I am not asking this because I am a nice person, I was just absently
> wondering.
>
> If I was a NICE person I would have answered all this email as it was
> coming in.
Oh face it Rev... you DO give a shit! LOL! Amazon.com has a link
somewhere on it that gives direct to the red cross... My wife and I did
it that way just because it was easy. We already have an amazon.com
account... A couple of clicks later, we had given $10.
>
--
Illuminations,
Reverend Kenny
"A computer without Microsoft is like chocolate cake without mustard"
-Anothermouse
Correspondent:: polar bear Date: Fri, 04 Feb 2005 00:56:46 -0800
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In article <030220050941425996%stang@subgeniusNOSPUM.com>, "Rev. Ivan
Stang" wrote:
snip some stuff about Stang's butt.
>
> My question is, and this is purely theoretical mind you, but does
> anybody know of a charitable organization that is known for NOT
> spending half their donations on their CEO's office decorations?
> Specifically the kind that delivers health and food services to
> disaster areas. Disregarding the problems of dealing with evil greedy
> thieving political local shitfucks as you approach the disaster area.
Dude. The Salvation Army. They're dealing with the disaster just down
the street from you, and they walk it. No overhead there, except the
part about Jesus. If you can't get past that, then send a check to the
World Wildlife Fund or Animals Without Borders. There are lots of
orphaned sunbear cubs that right now need your help. Make sure to mark
it "sunbear relief" though, or some panda might get it.
pb
Correspondent:: Unclaimed Mysteries Date: Fri, 04 Feb 2005 09:10:15 GMT
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polar bear wrote:
> In article <030220050941425996%stang@subgeniusNOSPUM.com>, "Rev. Ivan
> Stang" wrote:
>
> snip some stuff about Stang's butt.
>
>>My question is, and this is purely theoretical mind you, but does
>>anybody know of a charitable organization that is known for NOT
>>spending half their donations on their CEO's office decorations?
>>Specifically the kind that delivers health and food services to
>>disaster areas. Disregarding the problems of dealing with evil greedy
>>thieving political local shitfucks as you approach the disaster area.
>
>
> Dude. The Salvation Army. They're dealing with the disaster just down
> the street from you, and they walk it. No overhead there, except the
> part about Jesus. If you can't get past that, then send a check to the
> World Wildlife Fund or Animals Without Borders. There are lots of
> orphaned sunbear cubs that right now need your help. Make sure to mark
> it "sunbear relief" though, or some panda might get it.
>
> pb
Drat! I thought it was World Wildlife Ministry. I might have even sent a
check to them too. Good thing it bounced.