Those Silly Euro-Subs

Correspondent:: "nu-monet v7.0"
Date: Sat, 19 Feb 2005 17:32:12 -0700

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(A: He listened to *one* too many Pope Black sermons.)

http://thescotsman.scotsman.com/international.cfm?id=189902005

A DUTCHMAN has been accused of murdering his mother,
flaying her and then cloaking himself in her skin
during a street festival.

The 42-year-old, identified only as Roland Z, was
held after police in the southern town of Vlaardingen
received reports that a man was causing a disturbance.

He was said to be wearing a strange suit or draped in
a flag and shouting quotations from the Bible.

"This man was arrested while he stood attempting to
direct traffic," said Henry Hambeukers, a police
spokesman. "He said immediately that he had killed
his mother..."


--
"The Silver Sphere is about twice the size of a
billiard ball. It has a couple of very sharp hooks
built into it. It flies through the air, attaches
itself to your forehead, and digs in. Then a drill
comes out and pierces your skull just above the
bridge of the nose, while blood spurts out the other
end. I hate it when that happens."
-- Roger Ebert


Correspondent:: nikolai kingsley
Date: Sun, 20 Feb 2005 13:58:01 +1100

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> He was said to be wearing a strange suit or draped in
> a flag and shouting quotations from the Bible.


that last part is the giveaway.


Correspondent:: "Paul Casino"
Date: 20 Feb 2005 15:51:43 -0800

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Did you stop and consider maybe she had it comming?



Correspondent:: Pope Phil
Date: Mon, 21 Feb 2005 12:37:45 +0000 (UTC)

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nu-monet v7.0 wrote:
> (A: He listened to *one* too many Pope Black sermons.)
>

in that case, he's the ONLY one who does

> http://thescotsman.scotsman.com/international.cfm?id=189902005
>
> A DUTCHMAN has been accused of murdering his mother,
> flaying her and then cloaking himself in her skin
> during a street festival.
>
> The 42-year-old, identified only as Roland Z, was
> held after police in the southern town of Vlaardingen
> received reports that a man was causing a disturbance.
>
> He was said to be wearing a strange suit or draped in
> a flag and shouting quotations from the Bible.

can't tell the difference between 'a suit' and a flag?


>
> "This man was arrested while he stood attempting to
> direct traffic," said Henry Hambeukers, a police
> spokesman. "He said immediately that he had killed
> his mother..."

never take traffic directions from a mother-killer. I remember that time I asked Norman Bates "do
you know the way to San Jose...?"


Correspondent:: "ArWeGod"
Date: Sun, 27 Feb 2005 10:44:51 GMT

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"nu-monet v7.0" wrote in message
news:4217DA8C.1D65@succeeds.com...
> (A: He listened to *one* too many Pope Black sermons.)
>
> http://thescotsman.scotsman.com/international.cfm?id=189902005
>
> A DUTCHMAN has been accused of murdering his mother,
> flaying her and then cloaking himself in her skin
> during a street festival.
>

Flaying? Who flays, anymore?

Maybe he had a typo is his "Message From God". I can see it now: "I said
'Flying Dutchman' not 'Flaying Dutchman'..."

--
ArWeMisheard




Correspondent:: König Prüße, GfbAEV
Date: Sun, 27 Feb 2005 11:02:48 GMT

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"ArWeGod" qeorw:

>"nu-monet v7.0" wrote in message
>news:4217DA8C.1D65@succeeds.com...
>> (A: He listened to *one* too many Pope Black sermons.)
>>
>> http://thescotsman.scotsman.com/international.cfm?id=189902005
>>
>> A DUTCHMAN has been accused of murdering his mother,
>> flaying her and then cloaking himself in her skin
>> during a street festival.
>>
>
>Flaying? Who flays, anymore?
>
>Maybe he had a typo is his "Message From God". I can see it now: "I said
>'Flying Dutchman' not 'Flaying Dutchman'..."
>
>--
>ArWeMisheard
>
>

"Flense" would have been closer, maybe.