Top ten reasons why you are ELO
Correspondent:: nikolai kingsley
Date: Thu, 10 Feb 2005 17:36:05 +1100
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flares and big 70s hair.
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Thu, 10 Feb 2005 17:31:59 GMT
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In article <370dhcF576j71U1@individual.net>,
nikolai kingsley wrote:
> flares and big 70s hair.
You play the electric cello with great vigor as you rub your crotch
against the back of it.
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Correspondent:: Zapanaz
Date: Thu, 10 Feb 2005 11:45:33 -0800
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On Thu, 10 Feb 2005 17:31:59 GMT, HellPope Huey
wrote:
> You play the electric cello with great vigor
almost predictably my brain parsed that as "You play the cello with
great viagra"
I like it better my way.
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Correspondent:: Artemia Salina
Date: Fri, 11 Feb 2005 01:09:07 -0500
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On Thu, 10 Feb 2005 11:45:33 -0800, Zapanaz wrote:
> On Thu, 10 Feb 2005 17:31:59 GMT, HellPope Huey
> wrote:
>
>> You play the electric cello with great vigor
>
> almost predictably my brain parsed that as "You play the cello with
> great viagra"
>
> I like it better my way.
Funny, I thought it said "great vinegar" until you pointed it out.
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Correspondent:: "just john"
Date: 10 Feb 2005 12:17:36 -0800
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You were friggin' amazing before Roy Wood left to found Wizzard and
Jeff Lynne decided to devote his life to being a Beatlemania clone (and
even temporarily turning people who should have know better (like Dave
Edmunds) into Beatlemania clones!)
... and you're still fun to listen to, by people who are drunk enough.