Vertigo lives
Correspondent:: "Cardinal Vertigo"
Date: 28 Feb 2005 11:38:53 -0800
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By popular request I'm posting to inform my brethren and sistresses
that not only am I alive and well, but I'm doing better than I deserve.
I won't be reading or posting to alt.slack any more, and I'm seriously
considering heeding Stang's oft-quoted advice to "Quit the church and
start your own damn religion!" If that means I'm owed $90, I donate
the sum to the SubGenius Foundation.
I'm fairly sure I got more out of alt.slack than I put into it, so all
I can offer is a heartfelt thanks to everyone for everything.
Take care, and watch yourself -- I may be back someday after all.
--
"What's so funny about peace, love, and understanding?"
- Nick Lowe
Correspondent:: "Blackout"
Date: Mon, 28 Feb 2005 12:49:12 -0700
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"Cardinal Vertigo" wrote
> I won't be reading or posting to alt.slack any more
J'LAHN JR!
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Mon, 28 Feb 2005 21:15:14 GMT
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In article <1109619533.209305.208480@l41g2000cwc.googlegroups.com>,
"Cardinal Vertigo" wrote:
> By popular request I'm posting to inform my brethren and sistresses
> that not only am I alive and well, but I'm doing better than I deserve.
>
> I won't be reading or posting to alt.slack any more, and I'm seriously
> considering heeding Stang's oft-quoted advice to "Quit the church and
> start your own damn religion!" If that means I'm owed $90, I donate
> the sum to the SubGenius Foundation.
>
> I'm fairly sure I got more out of alt.slack than I put into it, so all
> I can offer is a heartfelt thanks to everyone for everything.
>
> Take care, and watch yourself -- I may be back someday after all.
He either found a gurl or he's far smarter than any 10 of us mashed
into one giant, hideous Subgenius.
--
HellPope Huey
The Walt Nazis will drag you
into one of those tunnels
and beat the Goofy outta ya.
Then you wake up at the high school level
and find out that the illiteracy level
of our children are appalling.
~ George W. Bush
"I don't get up every morning
and whisper 'Be a jerk' in his ear;
that comes from within."
- "King of the Hill"
Correspondent:: nenslo
Date: Mon, 28 Feb 2005 15:11:32 -0800
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Cardinal Vertigo wrote:
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>
> I won't be reading or posting to alt.slack any more,
This is once too many anyway. Get the hell out. Who needs you.
Correspondent:: "angelicusrex"
Date: Mon, 28 Feb 2005 23:14:34 -0700
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"nenslo" wrote in message
news:4223A524.1D4BF280@yahoox.com...
> Cardinal Vertigo wrote:
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>>
>> I won't be reading or posting to alt.slack any more,
>
> This is once too many anyway. Get the hell out. Who needs you.
I was just thinking the same thing about you!
GET THE JOKE???
A.P.
Correspondent:: Rev DJ Epoch
Date: 2 Mar 2005 17:42:15 GMT
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"angelicusrex" wrote in news:38ifiaF5p6f2sU1
@individual.net:
>
>
> "nenslo" wrote in message
> news:4223A524.1D4BF280@yahoox.com...
>> Cardinal Vertigo wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>> I won't be reading or posting to alt.slack any more,
>>
>> This is once too many anyway. Get the hell out. Who needs you.
>
> I was just thinking the same thing about you!
>
> GET THE JOKE???
>
> A.P.
>
>
BOTH OF YOU GET A ROOM!!! Preferably with barbed-wire rimmed caged boxing
ring. I'll sell tickets and donate the proceeds to my favorite
charity.
... and as we all know... CHARITY BEGINS AT HOME! (Well, MY home, anyway!)
p.s., good on ya Vertigo for finding yor own slack-escape!
Be seeing you!
--
12th Epochalyptic FisTempleDungeon of The Church of Our Lady of Perpetual
Motion
Cathedral, Carwash and Dancehall- Home of the Traci Lords Memorial Brothel
Rev. DJ Epoch - proprietor and janitor
Divine Southern Redneck Yeti Clench Recruitment site: http://revdjepoch.COM
"Yeah yeah. It's all fun and games until someone ingests a quantum
singularity and implodes!!"
-- DJ Epoch
"People from other countries are so goddamned foreign. I hope they stay
where they come from."
-- HellPope Huey
Correspondent:: Zapanaz
Date: Mon, 28 Feb 2005 19:52:14 -0800
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On 28 Feb 2005 11:38:53 -0800, "Cardinal Vertigo"
wrote:
>By popular request I'm posting to inform my brethren and sistresses
>that not only am I alive and well, but I'm doing better than I deserve.
>
>I won't be reading or posting to alt.slack any more, and I'm seriously
>considering heeding Stang's oft-quoted advice to "Quit the church and
>start your own damn religion!" If that means I'm owed $90, I donate
>the sum to the SubGenius Foundation.
>
>I'm fairly sure I got more out of alt.slack than I put into it, so all
>I can offer is a heartfelt thanks to everyone for everything.
>
>Take care, and watch yourself -- I may be back someday after all.
good to hear you're around and not dead or something.
although that would have been more interesting, when you think about
it. Like if you had died in a wild firefight with the police or
something.
well I'm just SAYING, that's all.
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
How can you write a poem with the words Monkey, You and cheese and not
have it be a joke?
You can't.
- Julia Moon
Correspondent:: "Rev Chain Smerker"
Date: Tue, 01 Mar 2005 04:54:39 GMT
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"Cardinal Vertigo" wrote in message
news:1109619533.209305.208480@l41g2000cwc.googlegroups.com...
> By popular request I'm posting to inform my brethren and sistresses
> that not only am I alive and well, but I'm doing better than I deserve.
>
> I won't be reading or posting to alt.slack any more, and I'm seriously
> considering heeding Stang's oft-quoted advice to "Quit the church and
> start your own damn religion!" If that means I'm owed $90, I donate
> the sum to the SubGenius Foundation.
>
> I'm fairly sure I got more out of alt.slack than I put into it, so all
> I can offer is a heartfelt thanks to everyone for everything.
>
> Take care, and watch yourself -- I may be back someday after all.
>
> --
> "What's so funny about peace, love, and understanding?"
> - Nick Lowe
>
Thanks for leaving,, not, I looked up to you as a father figure, you taght
me everything I needed to know and now your leaving, Is this just a test to
see if I can make it on my own? you will be back right? please?
Nice knowing you
Correspondent:: "Rev. Ivan Stang"
Date: Tue, 01 Mar 2005 12:31:21 -0500
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In article <1109619533.209305.208480@l41g2000cwc.googlegroups.com>,
Cardinal Vertigo wrote:
> By popular request I'm posting to inform my brethren and sistresses
> that not only am I alive and well, but I'm doing better than I deserve.
>
> I won't be reading or posting to alt.slack any more, and I'm seriously
> considering heeding Stang's oft-quoted advice to "Quit the church and
> start your own damn religion!" If that means I'm owed $90, I donate
> the sum to the SubGenius Foundation.
>
> I'm fairly sure I got more out of alt.slack than I put into it, so all
> I can offer is a heartfelt thanks to everyone for everything.
>
> Take care, and watch yourself -- I may be back someday after all.
You'll be welcome back even if she DOESN'T dump you and they DON'T fire
you, so don't worry about that.
--
The SubGenius Foundation, Inc.
(4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath of Dobbs Yeti,
Resurrected, Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)
P.O. Box 181417, Cleveland, OH 44118 (fax 216-320-9528)
Dobbs-Approved Authorized Commercial Outreach of The Church of the SubGenius
SubSITE: http://www.subgenius.com PRABOB