WAS: American forces introduce people of other nations to the UFO experience via BATMAN'S BAT-THING
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Tue, 08 Feb 2005 02:58:16 GMT
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In article <1107829886.612023.22850@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com>,
"Susan Cohen" wrote:
> HellPope Huey wrote:
> > In article <9pkf01hf2akvs2hnnf4hsmfl1u07t46qja@4ax.com>,
> > Zapanaz wrote:
> >
> > > maybe they lost the keys to the saucer during an early anal probe
> and all of the probes since then have just been the aliens searching
> for them.
> >
> > I think its a Batman thing. He fucks 'em up the ass to teach 'em a
> > lesson and then let's 'em go. He kept a young boy in a cave for
> years, you know.
>
> Sounds like you have a Batman obsession. How many Batman comics
> do you have in your *collection*?
About 8, although that does not take into account the 30-odd Justice
Leagues and random guest appearances in other titles. I also have a
small plastic Batman on top of the TV. I know, I know, its men in really
tight tights. But hell, everyone on Usenet is a homo, even the girls and
mutant chimps. The last 5% of us who are straight have to talk it up
once in a while or the rest will descend on us and try to "convert" us.
Leave me alone, I am as God made me.
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