Walking Eagle
Correspondent:: König Prüße, GfbAEV
Date: Thu, 24 Feb 2005 21:08:49 GMT
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TUCSON -- President Bush addressed an Arizona
gathering of the American Indian Nations
earlier this week. Speaking for nearly an hour,
the President discussed his plans for increasing
every Native American's present standard of living.
Bush referred to his career as Governor of Texas,
commenting that he had approved over 1200 Indian-related
issues that came to his desk. While the President was vague
on the details of plans for his second term, he enthusiastically
outlined his goals for helping his "red brothers".
At the conclusion of his speech, the President was
presented with a plaque inscribed with his new Indian name -
Walking Eagle. The President then departed in his motorcade,
proudly waving to the crowds.
A news reporter in attendance at the speech asked
the AIN chiefs how they come to select the new name
given to the President.
The chiefs explained that Walking Eagle is the name
given to a bird so full of shit it can no longer fly.
--Houston Wolf
Correspondent:: "Rev Chain Smerker"
Date: Thu, 24 Feb 2005 21:50:19 GMT
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; "GfbAEV" wrote in message
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> TUCSON -- President Bush addressed an Arizona
> gathering of the American Indian Nations
> earlier this week. Speaking for nearly an hour,
> the President discussed his plans for increasing
> every Native American's present standard of living.
>
> Bush referred to his career as Governor of Texas,
> commenting that he had approved over 1200 Indian-related
> issues that came to his desk. While the President was vague
> on the details of plans for his second term, he enthusiastically
> outlined his goals for helping his "red brothers".
>
> At the conclusion of his speech, the President was
> presented with a plaque inscribed with his new Indian name -
> Walking Eagle. The President then departed in his motorcade,
> proudly waving to the crowds.
>
> A news reporter in attendance at the speech asked
> the AIN chiefs how they come to select the new name
> given to the President.
>
> The chiefs explained that Walking Eagle is the name
> given to a bird so full of shit it can no longer fly.
>
>
> --Houston Wolf
>
>
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Correspondent:: König Prüße, GfbAEV
Date: Thu, 24 Feb 2005 21:59:43 GMT
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"Rev Chain Smerker" wrote:
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>; "GfbAEV" wrote in message
>news:BnrTd.73865$Th1.59028@bgtnsc04-news.ops.worldnet.att.net...
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>> TUCSON -- President Bush addressed an Arizona
>> gathering of the American Indian Nations
>> earlier this week. Speaking for nearly an hour,
>> the President discussed his plans for increasing
>> every Native American's present standard of living.
>>
>> Bush referred to his career as Governor of Texas,
>> commenting that he had approved over 1200 Indian-related
>> issues that came to his desk. While the President was vague
>> on the details of plans for his second term, he enthusiastically
>> outlined his goals for helping his "red brothers".
>>
>> At the conclusion of his speech, the President was
>> presented with a plaque inscribed with his new Indian name -
>> Walking Eagle. The President then departed in his motorcade,
>> proudly waving to the crowds.
>>
>> A news reporter in attendance at the speech asked
>> the AIN chiefs how they come to select the new name
>> given to the President.
>>
>> The chiefs explained that Walking Eagle is the name
>> given to a bird so full of shit it can no longer fly.
>>
>>
>> --Houston Wolf
>>
>>
>
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>
You know, this year the Indian casinos are paying tax
on just about twice what the Nevada gambling business
is paying: Nevada, about $9bil; Indians, almost $18bil
I don't think the Indians are making a lot more than Nevada,
just they haven't started skimming as much before tax-time!
Ugh!
Correspondent:: "Rev Chain Smerker"
Date: Thu, 24 Feb 2005 22:15:13 GMT
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; "GfbAEV" wrote in message
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> "Rev Chain Smerker" wrote:
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>>; "GfbAEV" wrote in message
>>news:BnrTd.73865$Th1.59028@bgtnsc04-news.ops.worldnet.att.net...
>>>
>>> TUCSON -- President Bush addressed an Arizona
>>> gathering of the American Indian Nations
>>> earlier this week. Speaking for nearly an hour,
>>> the President discussed his plans for increasing
>>> every Native American's present standard of living.
>>>
>>> Bush referred to his career as Governor of Texas,
>>> commenting that he had approved over 1200 Indian-related
>>> issues that came to his desk. While the President was vague
>>> on the details of plans for his second term, he enthusiastically
>>> outlined his goals for helping his "red brothers".
>>>
>>> At the conclusion of his speech, the President was
>>> presented with a plaque inscribed with his new Indian name -
>>> Walking Eagle. The President then departed in his motorcade,
>>> proudly waving to the crowds.
>>>
>>> A news reporter in attendance at the speech asked
>>> the AIN chiefs how they come to select the new name
>>> given to the President.
>>>
>>> The chiefs explained that Walking Eagle is the name
>>> given to a bird so full of shit it can no longer fly.
>>>
>>>
>>> --Houston Wolf
>>>
>>>
>>
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>
> You know, this year the Indian casinos are paying tax
> on just about twice what the Nevada gambling business
> is paying: Nevada, about $9bil; Indians, almost $18bil
>
> I don't think the Indians are making a lot more than Nevada,
> just they haven't started skimming as much before tax-time!
>
> Ugh!
>
>
Now that is really distressing, Surely the UN or even a NGO can step in and
provide indigenous people around the world with the skills to become
succesful organised crime groups and start money laundromatting and
what-not.
Just 50 so Years ago America helped the Japanesse create there very own
Japanesse Mafia, Typical they will help those overseas but not there own
country folk, for shame Bush. for Shame.
Correspondent:: "nu-monet v7.0"
Date: Thu, 24 Feb 2005 16:14:16 -0700
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König, Prüße, GfbAEV wrote:
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> TUCSON -- President Bush addressed an Arizona
> gathering of the American Indian Nations
> earlier this week...
Eventually, some US President is going to have to
take on the choke and puke job of re-writing all
of the US indigenous treaties.
He will have to do something like convene an
elected native American *and* indigenous people
(think Hawaiian) convention, who will draft, with
the technical help of the Justice Department and
a bunch of federal judges and top legal talent,
ONE BIG-ASS TREATY to supercede ALL the others.
The Senate will have to approve the treaty and
the President will have to sign it, so it can't
be too much of a con. And each and every tribe
will have to approve both the general and specific
portions of the treaty.
But why?
1) To get rid of the nightmare that is the BIA.
2) To end the vast number of land disputes that
have consumed decades of federal court time since
the original damn treaties were written.
3) To abolish treaties that have large provisions
that are literally unitelligible, that make no
sense.
4) To settle hundreds of existing gaps in federal
and state laws that make it almost impossible for
large non-Indian businesses to do business on the
reservations, which just strangles the tribes.
5) To give the same rights and protections to non-
treaty indigenous people that Indians have.
6) To normalize state and federal social service
and education programs with those of the tribes.
7) To finally obtain legal settlement for past
displacements, land grabs, and other outright
thefts of Indian property.
And there are an s-load more I can't even think of
right now.
--
"It is already like a government job,"
he said, "but with goats."
-- Iranian goat smuggler
Correspondent:: polar bear
Date: Thu, 24 Feb 2005 23:46:18 -0800
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König Prüße, GfbAEV wrote:
> TUCSON -- President Bush addressed an Arizona
> gathering of the American Indian Nations
> earlier this week. Speaking for nearly an hour,
> the President discussed his plans for increasing
> every Native American's present standard of living.
>
> Bush referred to his career as Governor of Texas,
> commenting that he had approved over 1200 Indian-related
> issues that came to his desk. While the President was vague
> on the details of plans for his second term, he enthusiastically
> outlined his goals for helping his "red brothers".
>
> At the conclusion of his speech, the President was
> presented with a plaque inscribed with his new Indian name -
> Walking Eagle. The President then departed in his motorcade,
> proudly waving to the crowds.
>
> A news reporter in attendance at the speech asked
> the AIN chiefs how they come to select the new name
> given to the President.
>
> The chiefs explained that Walking Eagle is the name
> given to a bird so full of shit it can no longer fly.
>
>
> --Houston Wolf
Reminds me of the first nations' name for the Vancouver Police on the
downtown eastside: "Men with no legs" because they never get out of
their cars. Oh, and here's a native joke told to me by a brother from
Saskatchewan. You need the background on this to understand it.
Rather than take "troublesome" individuals to jail for the night, the
cops were driving them a few miles out of town in the dead of winter
and leaving them there to walk back. Predictably one of them froze to
death and a big scandal ensued.
So, what did the Mountie say to the Indian?
FREEZE!
LOL!
pb