Correspondent:: Baldin Pramer Date: Sun, 27 Feb 2005 00:26:24 -0700
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It's time to put down my cat. Had him 20 years, and now he can't walk to
the dish or climb in the catbox. Shit.
--
Sir Baldin Pramer, R.P.A.
Correspondent:: nenslo Date: Sun, 27 Feb 2005 00:50:27 -0800
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Baldin Pramer wrote:
>
> It's time to put down my cat. Had him 20 years, and now he can't walk to
> the dish or climb in the catbox. Shit.
Condolences.
Correspondent:: Artemia Salina Date: Sun, 27 Feb 2005 04:20:17 -0500
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On Sun, 27 Feb 2005 00:50:27 -0800, nenslo wrote:
> Baldin Pramer wrote:
>>
>> It's time to put down my cat. Had him 20 years, and now he can't walk to
>> the dish or climb in the catbox. Shit.
>
> Condolences.
Look, nenslo, its just not funny anymore, okay? The poor guy is going
through a tough time right now so just back off and stop abusing him.
Correspondent:: "frater S.O.D.D.I." Date: 27 Feb 2005 07:34:02 -0800
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Artemia Salina wrote:
> On Sun, 27 Feb 2005 00:50:27 -0800, nenslo wrote:
>
> > Baldin Pramer wrote:
> >>
> >> It's time to put down my cat. Had him 20 years, and now he can't
walk to
> >> the dish or climb in the catbox. Shit.
> >
> > Condolences.
>
> Look, nenslo, its just not funny anymore, okay? The poor guy is going
> through a tough time right now so just back off and stop abusing him.
I think nenslo WAS expressing condolences... honest & for true.
Correspondent:: Rich Clark aka Left Rev Egg Plant Date: Sun, 27 Feb 2005 12:50:14 -0500
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frater S.O.D.D.I. wrote:
> Artemia Salina wrote:
>
>>On Sun, 27 Feb 2005 00:50:27 -0800, nenslo wrote:
>>
>>
>>>Baldin Pramer wrote:
>>>
>>>>It's time to put down my cat. Had him 20 years, and now he can't
>
> walk to
>
>>>>the dish or climb in the catbox. Shit.
>>>
>>>Condolences.
>>
>>Look, nenslo, its just not funny anymore, okay? The poor guy is going
>>through a tough time right now so just back off and stop abusing him.
>
>
>
> I think nenslo WAS expressing condolences... honest & for true.
>
I think you missed the fucking joke. Nenslo is *never* honest & for true.
Correspondent:: "angelicusrex" Date: Sun, 27 Feb 2005 11:59:12 -0700
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It's not that Nenslo can't express condolences, it's that the first moment
anyone tries to commiserate with his condolences, he verbally lops your head
off. The fucker cares about cats way more than he cares about people's
feelings. I think it's time to put Nenslo down.
Sorry to hear about the cat, too. I've had to do that more times than I
like. But its better they do not suffer needlessly and in a prolonged
manner.
A.P.
Correspondent:: Artemia Salina Date: Sun, 27 Feb 2005 21:24:31 -0500
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On Sun, 27 Feb 2005 11:59:12 -0700, angelicusrex wrote:
> Nenslo
> The fucker cares about cats way more than he cares about people's
> feelings.
Not only that but nenslo likes to bake pies and bread. In an apron
no less. He also likes to watch schmaltzy old musicals and gets
upset over actress's wardrobe choices.
Oh God, NO!! NOOO!!! NENSLO IS ACTUALLY BETTY WHITE!!!!!
Correspondent:: "krustymadfaker" Date: 27 Feb 2005 19:38:38 -0800
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Artemia Salina wrote:
> On Sun, 27 Feb 2005 11:59:12 -0700, angelicusrex wrote:
>
> > Nenslo
> Not only that but nenslo likes to bake pies and bread. In an apron
> no less. He also likes to watch schmaltzy old musicals and gets
> upset over actress's wardrobe choices.
>
> Oh God, NO!! NOOO!!! NENSLO IS ACTUALLY BETTY WHITE!!!!!
No No he's actually GARGAMEL!!!!
"Happiness is [DELETED FOR SECURITY REASONS]"
- The Computer
"All internal security agents please turn in your personal effects and
report to the food vats." -Paranoia R.P.G.
Correspondent:: nenslo Date: Sun, 27 Feb 2005 21:03:21 -0800
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Artemia Salina wrote:
>
>
> Not only that but nenslo likes to bake pies and bread. In an apron
> no less. He also likes to watch schmaltzy old musicals and gets
> upset over actress's wardrobe choices.
Actresses don't choose their wardrobes, and I don't get upset but on the
contrary, elated.
>
> Oh God, NO!! NOOO!!! NENSLO IS ACTUALLY BETTY WHITE!!!!!
I didn't care much for The Barretts of Wimpole Street, mainly because
Charles Laughton as Paw Barrett was simply a cruel caricature of Nenslo.
If you really want to see Nenslo in action, watch that. BUT! The
DRESSES, OH MY GOD! I am not a real hoop skirt fan but velvet and lace
with a matching cape, DROOOOOL. And there was one that was all satin
with a velvet double collar that became a diagonal sash. My heart! Why
would anyone want to be a man.
Correspondent:: Artemia Salina Date: Mon, 28 Feb 2005 12:46:43 -0500
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On Sun, 27 Feb 2005 21:03:21 -0800, nenslo wrote:
> Artemia Salina wrote:
>>
>>
>> Not only that but nenslo likes to bake pies and bread. In an apron
>> no less. He also likes to watch schmaltzy old musicals and gets
>> upset over actress's wardrobe choices.
>
> Actresses don't choose their wardrobes,
Correspondent:: nenslo Date: Mon, 28 Feb 2005 15:06:10 -0800
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Artemia Salina wrote:
>
> On Sun, 27 Feb 2005 21:03:21 -0800, nenslo wrote:
>
> > Artemia Salina wrote:
> >>
> >>
> >> Not only that but nenslo likes to bake pies and bread. In an apron
> >> no less. He also likes to watch schmaltzy old musicals and gets
> >> upset over actress's wardrobe choices.
> >
> > Actresses don't choose their wardrobes,
>
> I never said that they did.
Then what does "actress's wardrobe choices" mean? For gods sake the
guy is going to have to kill his cat and you are being King Jerkass
here. Have a little compassion will you?
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey Date: Mon, 28 Feb 2005 23:57:48 GMT
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In article <4223A3E2.5DD69DE7@yahoox.com>, nenslo
wrote:
>....being King Jerkass here. Have a little compassion will you?
HAW HAW HAW, THAT'S TOO RICH, NENSLO!!! NEXT YOU'LL BE TRYING TO
CONVINCE US THAT YOU MAKE PIES AND GARDEN!!!!! AH LAK TA SHIT WHEN I
READ THAT!!!!
--
HellPope Huey
The Walt Nazis will drag you
into one of those tunnels
and beat the Goofy outta ya.
Then you wake up at the high school level
and find out that the illiteracy level
of our children are appalling.
~ George W. Bush
"I don't get up every morning
and whisper 'Be a jerk' in his ear;
that comes from within."
- "King of the Hill"
Correspondent:: Artemia Salina Date: Tue, 01 Mar 2005 02:19:14 -0500
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On Mon, 28 Feb 2005 15:06:10 -0800, nenslo wrote:
> Artemia Salina wrote:
>>
>> On Sun, 27 Feb 2005 21:03:21 -0800, nenslo wrote:
>>
>> > Artemia Salina wrote:
>> >>
>> >>
>> >> Not only that but nenslo likes to bake pies and bread. In an apron
>> >> no less. He also likes to watch schmaltzy old musicals and gets
>> >> upset over actress's wardrobe choices.
>> >
>> > Actresses don't choose their wardrobes,
>>
>> I never said that they did.
>
> Then what does "actress's wardrobe choices" mean?
Exactly what it says. For example, a director chooses several gowns for
an actress to wear in several scenes. He is said to have made the
"actress's wardrobe choices."
> For gods sake the
> guy is going to have to kill his cat and you are being King Jerkass
> here.
Correspondent:: nenslo Date: Mon, 28 Feb 2005 23:42:24 -0800
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Artemia Salina wrote:
>
> On Mon, 28 Feb 2005 15:06:10 -0800, nenslo wrote:
>
> > Artemia Salina wrote:
> >>
> >> On Sun, 27 Feb 2005 21:03:21 -0800, nenslo wrote:
> >>
> >> > Artemia Salina wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >>
> >> >> Not only that but nenslo likes to bake pies and bread. In an apron
> >> >> no less. He also likes to watch schmaltzy old musicals and gets
> >> >> upset over actress's wardrobe choices.
> >> >
> >> > Actresses don't choose their wardrobes,
> >>
> >> I never said that they did.
> >
> > Then what does "actress's wardrobe choices" mean?
>
> Exactly what it says. For example, a director chooses several gowns for
> an actress to wear in several scenes. He is said to have made the
> "actress's wardrobe choices."
>
Said by whom? Some jerkface I guess, meaning you. That's the
director's choice, not the actress'.
Correspondent:: Artemia Salina Date: Tue, 01 Mar 2005 03:14:01 -0500
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On Mon, 28 Feb 2005 23:42:24 -0800, nenslo wrote:
>> >> I never said that they did.
>> >
>> > Then what does "actress's wardrobe choices" mean?
>>
>> Exactly what it says. For example, a director chooses several gowns for
>> an actress to wear in several scenes. He is said to have made the
>> "actress's wardrobe choices."
>>
>
> Said by whom? Some jerkface I guess, meaning you. That's the
> director's choice, not the actress'.
I know. I just said that. Its the director's choice about the actress's
wardrobe, hence, the actress's wardrobe choice, dopey dill-dock.
Correspondent:: "angelicusrex" Date: Tue, 1 Mar 2005 12:20:35 -0700
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> Said by whom? Some jerkface I guess, meaning you. That's the
> director's choice, not the actress'.
See what I mean? What a tepid, dweebish come-back! And this from the Crowing
Rooster of All Slack. Hah! He's miffed because someone called his bluff. I
mean "jerkface?" Fightin' Christ save us! Bob deliver us from nenslo,
Prabob!
A.P.
Correspondent:: Artemia Salina Date: Wed, 02 Mar 2005 03:19:48 -0500
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On Tue, 01 Mar 2005 12:20:35 -0700, angelicusrex wrote:
>
>
>> Said by whom? Some jerkface I guess, meaning you. That's the
>> director's choice, not the actress'.
>
> See what I mean? What a tepid, dweebish come-back! And this from the Crowing
> Rooster of All Slack. Hah! He's miffed because someone called his bluff. I
> mean "jerkface?" Fightin' Christ save us! Bob deliver us from nenslo,
> Prabob!
Two things.
First, stop inserting yourself into my friendly discussion with nenslo.
Second, don't think that by merely tossing Subgenius jargon around
you will gain any cred with me. You're as pink as a poodle's tongue
and I'll bet you smell like one too.
Correspondent:: "angelicusrex" Date: Thu, 3 Mar 2005 02:35:57 -0700
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Artemia, what you know about SubGeniuses and Pinks and Poodles is all just
about as important to me as a lot of the other flakey shit that comes out of
your mouth without thinking. What you and the rest are doing is so
UNSubgenius it is pitiful. You've all broken the first law. You cannot take
a joke, not one of you can. You really are serious about putting people who
you think are NOT subgeniuses in their places! You've taken authority over
this little NG and part of the Cult itself. And what you don't seem to
understand is that subgenii SUBVERT and PISS ON all AUTHORITY FIGURES. So
making yourself an authority figure is simply as Pink as your poodles
anus..."and I bet you smell like one!"
I mean really are you people all seven years old??? These flames, jerkface,
sucky-sucker, poodle tongue, World Police man! What a bunch of lame-shit!
You have all been here too long.
Thanks, we'll call you...
NEXT!!!
A.P.
Correspondent:: Rev DJ Epoch Date: 3 Mar 2005 12:48:07 GMT
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"angelicusrex" wrote in
news:38o43aF5eqhi3U1@individual.net:
>
>
> Artemia, what you know about SubGeniuses and Pinks and Poodles is all
> just about as important to me as a lot of the other flakey shit that
> comes out of your mouth without thinking. What you and the rest are
> doing is so UNSubgenius it is pitiful. You've all broken the first law.
> You cannot take a joke, not one of you can. You really are serious about
> putting people who you think are NOT subgeniuses in their places! You've
> taken authority over this little NG and part of the Cult itself. And
> what you don't seem to understand is that subgenii SUBVERT and PISS ON
> all AUTHORITY FIGURES. So making yourself an authority figure is simply
> as Pink as your poodles anus..."and I bet you smell like one!"
>
> I mean really are you people all seven years old??? These flames,
> jerkface, sucky-sucker, poodle tongue, World Police man! What a bunch of
> lame-shit!
>
> You have all been here too long.
>
> Thanks, we'll call you...
>
> NEXT!!!
>
> A.P.
>
>
ARTEMIA!!? You joined the WORLD POLICE??!?! I had no idea you wanted to be
an authority figure! Who's making those little authority figures of you,
anyway? Mattel or Hasbro?
... eh, how's the pay and insurance bennies?
--
12th Epochalyptic Dungeon of The Church of Our Lady of Perpetual Motion
Cathedral, Carwash and Dancehall- Home of the Traci Lords Memorial Brothel
Rev. DJ Epoch - proprietor and janitor
Divine Southern Redneck Yeti Clench Recruitment site: http://revdjepoch.COM
"Yeah yeah. It's all fun and games until someone ingests a quantum
singularity and implodes!!"
-- DJ Epoch
"People from other countries are so goddamned foreign. I hope they stay
where they come from."
-- HellPope Huey
Correspondent:: Artemia Salina Date: Thu, 03 Mar 2005 12:49:13 -0500
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On Thu, 03 Mar 2005 12:48:07 +0000, Rev DJ Epoch wrote:
> ARTEMIA!!? You joined the WORLD POLICE??!?! I had no idea you wanted to be
> an authority figure!
There're three kinds of people in the world; pussies, dicks,
and assholes, and Angel Crutch fits all three descriptions.
I finally get it...you're fourteen years old! You got sucked into the Church
by some internet nerds and now you are thinking you are rilly, rilly funny
and that Pudlevitcz is a rilly, rilly mean bad man!
Hint: Pussy-Yours was never used.
Dick-You wished you had one.
Asshole-From whence cometh your posts.
A.P.
Correspondent:: Artemia Salina Date: Fri, 04 Mar 2005 04:46:55 -0500
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On Fri, 04 Mar 2005 01:48:21 -0700, angelicusrex wrote:
> I finally get it...you're fourteen years old! You got sucked into the Church
> by some internet nerds and now you are thinking you are rilly, rilly funny
> and that Pudlevitcz is a rilly, rilly mean bad man!
Yes, you've found me out, Pudlicker. I give up. You have pulled the veil
from my face and exposed me for who I really am. I am indeed a fourteen
year old girl. And I don't know much about sex yet.
Correspondent:: "angelicusrex" Date: Fri, 4 Mar 2005 01:44:16 -0700
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"Rev DJ Epoch" wrote in message
> ARTEMIA!!? You joined the WORLD POLICE??!?! I had no idea you wanted to be
> an authority figure! Who's making those little authority figures of you,
> anyway? Mattel or Hasbro?
>
> ... eh, how's the pay and insurance bennies?
I said she was an authority figure on this NG (self appointed, no bennies,
or insurance, all you get for that is an ass kissin' from Stang or Nenslo).
Wake up!
I'm the World Policeman here. And you are under arrest for conspiracy to be
an idiot along with the rest of these idiots, now into the paddywagon you go
like a good fellow!
Garvey O'Bacobits
World Police Badge No. 666999
Correspondent:: Artemia Salina Date: Fri, 04 Mar 2005 04:39:01 -0500
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On Fri, 04 Mar 2005 01:44:16 -0700, angelicusrex wrote:
> "Rev DJ Epoch" wrote in message
>
>> ARTEMIA!!? You joined the WORLD POLICE??!?!
Correspondent:: Rev DJ Epoch Date: 7 Mar 2005 12:59:42 GMT
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Artemia Salina wrote in
news:pan.2005.03.04.09.39.01.853571@sheayright.com:
> On Fri, 04 Mar 2005 01:44:16 -0700, angelicusrex wrote:
>
>> "Rev DJ Epoch" wrote in message
>>
>>> ARTEMIA!!? You joined the WORLD POLICE??!?!
>
>> I said she was an authority figure on this NG
>
> Boy, this guy doesn't miss a trick, does he.
>
>
Especially during conventions. Then the rates double.
--
12th Epochalyptic Dungeon of The Church of Our Lady of Perpetual Motion
Cathedral, Carwash and Dancehall- Home of the Traci Lords Memorial Brothel
Rev. DJ Epoch - proprietor and janitor
Divine Southern Redneck Yeti Clench Recruitment site: http://revdjepoch.COM
"Yeah yeah. It's all fun and games until someone ingests a quantum
singularity and implodes!!"
-- DJ Epoch
"People from other countries are so goddamned foreign. I hope they stay
where they come from."
-- HellPope Huey
Correspondent:: Artemia Salina Date: Thu, 03 Mar 2005 12:44:56 -0500
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On Thu, 03 Mar 2005 02:35:57 -0700, angelicusrex wrote:
> You've taken authority over this little NG and part of the Cult itself.
And??
> And what you don't seem to
> understand is that subgenii SUBVERT and PISS ON all AUTHORITY FIGURES.
So??
> So making yourself an authority figure is simply as Pink as your poodles
> anus..."and I bet you smell like one!"
>
> I mean really are you people all seven years old??? These flames, jerkface,
> sucky-sucker, poodle tongue, World Police man! What a bunch of lame-shit!
"How could they screw up 'Riverdance'?"
"I dunno, a bag of marbles?"
- "Nikki"
Whoever is most impertinent has the best chance.
- Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart
Correspondent:: "angelicusrex" Date: Fri, 4 Mar 2005 01:48:52 -0700
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Oh fucking grow up!
A.P.
Correspondent:: "nu-monet v7.0" Date: Mon, 28 Feb 2005 10:53:58 -0700
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nenslo wrote:
>
> Actresses don't choose their wardrobes...
And some of the more interesting actresses take
off their wardrobe to act.
--
Herring communicate with each other
via a high-pitched, "raspberry"-like
sound emitted from their anuses.
These noises are not produced by
digestive gases.
-- from 'The New Scientist'
Correspondent:: nikolai kingsley Date: Tue, 01 Mar 2005 12:21:29 +1100
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>>Actresses don't choose their wardrobes...
>
> And some of the more interesting actresses take
> off their wardrobe to act.
and some of the better of that crowd act through strategic holes built
into their wardrobe.
Correspondent:: nenslo Date: Mon, 28 Feb 2005 21:29:38 -0800
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nikolai kingsley wrote:
>
> >>Actresses don't choose their wardrobes...
> >
> > And some of the more interesting actresses take
> > off their wardrobe to act.
>
> and some of the better of that crowd act through strategic holes built
> into their wardrobe.
I knew this one gal used to act through a strategic hole cut in a
plywood partition so you couldn't tell she was still mostly a guy.
Correspondent:: "angelicusrex" Date: Mon, 28 Feb 2005 23:01:38 -0700
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Excuse me, Senator but I KNEW Betty White, in a Biblical Way and Nenslo is
NO BETTY WHITE! More like Betty Crocker on the eternal rag.
Maybe Aunt Jemima?
Syrupy cat-lovin' fuck.
A.P.
Correspondent:: Rev DJ Epoch Date: 2 Mar 2005 14:29:33 GMT
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"angelicusrex" wrote in news:38ieq2F5oecl1U1
@individual.net:
>
>
> Excuse me, Senator but I KNEW Betty White, in a Biblical Way and Nenslo
is
> NO BETTY WHITE! More like Betty Crocker on the eternal rag.
>
> Maybe Aunt Jemima?
>
> Syrupy cat-lovin' fuck.
>
> A.P.
>
>
>
I'm sorry, but your banal diatribe must be in the form of a question.
--
12th Epochalyptic FisTempleDungeon of The Church of Our Lady of Perpetual
Motion
Cathedral, Carwash and Dancehall- Home of the Traci Lords Memorial Brothel
Rev. DJ Epoch - proprietor and janitor
Divine Southern Redneck Yeti Clench Recruitment site: http://revdjepoch.COM
"Yeah yeah. It's all fun and games until someone ingests a quantum
singularity and implodes!!"
-- DJ Epoch
"People from other countries are so goddamned foreign. I hope they stay
where they come from."
-- HellPope Huey
Correspondent:: "frater S.O.D.D.I." Date: 27 Feb 2005 10:22:06 -0800
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Artemia Salina wrote:
> On Sun, 27 Feb 2005 00:50:27 -0800, nenslo wrote:
>
> > Baldin Pramer wrote:
> >>
> >> It's time to put down my cat. Had him 20 years, and now he can't
walk to
> >> the dish or climb in the catbox. Shit.
> >
> > Condolences.
>
> Look, nenslo, its just not funny anymore, okay? The poor guy is going
> through a tough time right now so just back off and stop abusing him.
I think nenslo WAS being real & for sure sincere. (I think he's a cat
owner too.)
Correspondent:: König Prüße, GfbAEV Date: Sun, 27 Feb 2005 18:59:36 GMT
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"frater S.O.D.D.I." wrote:
>
>Artemia Salina wrote:
>> On Sun, 27 Feb 2005 00:50:27 -0800, nenslo wrote:
>>
>> > Baldin Pramer wrote:
>> >>
>> >> It's time to put down my cat. Had him 20 years, and now he can't
>walk to
>> >> the dish or climb in the catbox. Shit.
>> >
>> > Condolences.
>>
>> Look, nenslo, its just not funny anymore, okay? The poor guy is going
>> through a tough time right now so just back off and stop abusing him.
>
>
>I think nenslo WAS being real & for sure sincere. (I think he's a cat
>owner too.)
>
Yeah, but it's used cat he got at a yard sale.
Correspondent:: Baldin Pramer Date: Sun, 27 Feb 2005 09:01:55 -0700
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nenslo wrote:
> Baldin Pramer wrote:
>
>>It's time to put down my cat. Had him 20 years, and now he can't walk to
>>the dish or climb in the catbox. Shit.
>
>
> Condolences.
Thanks.
--
Sir Baldin Pramer, R.P.A.
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey Date: Mon, 28 Feb 2005 03:04:45 GMT
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In article <422189D0.B85732D4@yahoox.com>, nenslo
wrote:
> Baldin Pramer wrote:
> >
> > It's time to put down my cat. Had him 20 years, and now he can't walk to
> > the dish or climb in the catbox. Shit.
>
> Condolences.
Fuck your condolences; it'll be happening to you any day now, gramps.
I've already made $400 in the Church pool for exactly when you can't get
your other leg over the edge of the catbox.
So, eh.... how's that iffy knee?
--
HellPope Huey
Praise the Lord and pass the gallstones
God appoints our graces
to be nurses to other men's weaknesses.
- Henry Ward Beecher
"Every time Jesus shuts a door,
He opens a window."
"Yeah, so we have something to jump out of."
- "Saved!'
Correspondent:: Scott Burley Date: Tue, 01 Mar 2005 07:05:31 GMT
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On 27 Feb 2005, the cheeks of nenslo parted, and a trumpetous noise
emerged:
Correspondent:: "shazbot667" Date: Sun, 27 Feb 2005 04:13:26 -0500
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"Baldin Pramer" wrote in message
news:422175e8$1@nntp.zianet.com...
> It's time to put down my cat. Had him 20 years, and now he can't walk to
> the dish or climb in the catbox. Shit.
>
That really sucks giant donkey dicks. My condolences
Correspondent:: König Prüße, GfbAEV Date: Sun, 27 Feb 2005 10:43:42 GMT
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Baldin Pramer wrote:
>It's time to put down my cat. Had him 20 years, and now he can't walk to
>the dish or climb in the catbox. Shit.
>
>--
That's a long time for a cat.
Correspondent:: polar bear Date: Sun, 27 Feb 2005 16:19:39 -0800
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In article ,
König Prüße, GfbAEV wrote:
> Baldin Pramer wrote:
>
> >It's time to put down my cat. Had him 20 years, and now he can't walk to
> >the dish or climb in the catbox. Shit.
> >
> >--
>
> That's a long time for a cat.
Almost as long a run as the broadway musical.
pb
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey Date: Mon, 28 Feb 2005 03:05:43 GMT
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In article ,
König Prüße, GfbAEV wrote:
> Baldin Pramer wrote:
>
> >It's time to put down my cat. Had him 20 years, and now he can't walk to
> >the dish or climb in the catbox. Shit.
> That's a long time for a cat.
Its an even longer time for underwear, but its a prime element of most
SubGenius wardrobes.
--
HellPope Huey
Praise the Lord and pass the gallstones
God appoints our graces
to be nurses to other men's weaknesses.
- Henry Ward Beecher
"Every time Jesus shuts a door,
He opens a window."
"Yeah, so we have something to jump out of."
- "Saved!'
Correspondent:: Pope Phil Date: Sun, 27 Feb 2005 12:51:20 +0000 (UTC)
--------
that's too bad. had to the same for mine a few years back. 20 years is a very good innings
Baldin Pramer wrote:
> It's time to put down my cat. Had him 20 years, and now he can't walk to
> the dish or climb in the catbox. Shit.
>
Correspondent:: phy Date: Sun, 27 Feb 2005 13:58:09 GMT
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Baldin Pramer wrote in
news:422175e8$1@nntp.zianet.com:
> It's time to put down my cat. Had him 20 years, and now he can't walk to
> the dish or climb in the catbox. Shit.
>
Sorry to hear it. My parent's cat is about that old and probably not long
for the world. This situation is why I fought so long and hard with my wife
about getting our mini-pin. The yappy little lovable bastard.
-phy
Correspondent:: "paco" Date: Sun, 27 Feb 2005 10:42:19 -0500
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"Baldin Pramer" wrote in message
news:422175e8$1@nntp.zianet.com...
> It's time to put down my cat. Had him 20 years, and now he can't walk to
> the dish or climb in the catbox. Shit.
>
I had a cat that was killed by a car about 2 or so years ago. Here in
shitty London Ontario one has to purchase a cat licence from Animal Care and
Control (ACC) to own a cat within city limits. Most people don't but I do,
just in case it gets lost or whatever.
Anyway the licence is good for a year. Well the cat was killed in
early spring and the licence was still valid untill the end of December. So
ACC was nice enough to mail me the tag back from my flattened animal. When
I recieved it back it was all bent to shit and covered with blood. I
called and thanked them for their kind-hearted actions.
Correspondent:: soapy Date: 27 Feb 2005 16:22:22 GMT
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Baldin Pramer wrote in news:422175e8$1
@nntp.zianet.com:
>
> It's time to put down my cat. Had him 20 years, and now he can't walk to
> the dish or climb in the catbox. Shit.
What? I thought guys liked 20-year-old pussy. Ha, ha!!
But seriously --
Pick up the classifieds and find a kitten.
Then haul it down to the vet to get stabbed with needles and to have its
sex organs ripped out, because that's what the ads on TV say every
responsible pet owner does. But don't have it declawed, 'cause that would
be mean.
Happy kitty hunting! (Whoops, that sounds bad...)
Happy kitty searching!
Correspondent:: Zapanaz Date: Sun, 27 Feb 2005 10:06:22 -0800
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On Sun, 27 Feb 2005 00:26:24 -0700, Baldin Pramer
wrote:
>It's time to put down my cat. Had him 20 years, and now he can't walk to
>the dish or climb in the catbox. Shit.
Well what do you expect, if you haven't put him down in all that time?
Cats like to get carried around but obviously he has never learned to
walk.
geez, aren't your arms tired yet?
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
He who controls vocabulary controls thought.
- Ludwig Wittgenstein
Correspondent:: Baldin Pramer Date: Sun, 27 Feb 2005 11:33:33 -0700
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Zapanaz wrote:
> On Sun, 27 Feb 2005 00:26:24 -0700, Baldin Pramer
> wrote:
>
>
>>It's time to put down my cat. Had him 20 years, and now he can't walk to
>>the dish or climb in the catbox. Shit.
>
>
> Well what do you expect, if you haven't put him down in all that time?
>
> Cats like to get carried around but obviously he has never learned to
> walk.
>
> geez, aren't your arms tired yet?
>
alt.slack ... come for the religion, stay for the wisdom.
--
Sir Baldin Pramer, R.P.A.
Correspondent:: "angelicusrex" Date: Sun, 27 Feb 2005 12:03:41 -0700
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>> geez, aren't your arms tired yet?
This is what I meant by idiots who think they are as funny as Python. They
ain't.
>>What? I thought guys liked 20-year-old pussy. Ha, ha!!
But seriously --
Pick up the classifieds and find a kitten.
Then haul it down to the vet to get stabbed with needles and to have its
sex organs ripped out, because that's what the ads on TV say every
responsible pet owner does. But don't have it declawed, 'cause that would
be mean.
Happy kitty hunting! (Whoops, that sounds bad...)
Happy kitty searching!
This is what I meant by "mongrels tearing you apart for being weak."
Doesn't take long to find primary examples of shitheadism in this group.
A.P.
Correspondent:: Zapanaz Date: Sun, 27 Feb 2005 11:07:32 -0800
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On Sun, 27 Feb 2005 12:03:41 -0700, "angelicusrex"
wrote:
>>> geez, aren't your arms tired yet?
>
>This is what I meant by idiots who think they are as funny as Python. They
>ain't.
Oh fuck you. So I try to kid around and have a little fucking fun
every now and then. Fuck you if you don't like it. I'm not claiming
it is or isn't as funny as anything else. What have you posted that
is so much better, dickweed?
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
The bird sings with it's fingers
- One time
Correspondent:: Eddie Vroom Date: Sun, 27 Feb 2005 20:16:12 GMT
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Zapanaz wrote:
> On Sun, 27 Feb 2005 12:03:41 -0700, "angelicusrex"
> wrote:
>
>
>>>>geez, aren't your arms tired yet?
>>
>>This is what I meant by idiots who think they are as funny as Python. They
>>ain't.
>
>
> Oh fuck you. So I try to kid around and have a little fucking fun
> every now and then. Fuck you if you don't like it. I'm not claiming
> it is or isn't as funny as anything else. What have you posted that
> is so much better, dickweed?
Aw, christ! You couldn't just fucking leave that black box alone, could
you? You just *had* to open the lid so you could *see* if there was a
cat. And *now* look at what you started...
Oh, and my condolances to you, B.P.
--
How's this for a punchline: I wasn't joking, motherfucker!
the Mystical RevvedErrand Doktor Eddie Vroom
Certified God by the holy authority of
the White Lotus Fortune Cookie Company
June 23, 2004
Correspondent:: "Revi Shankar" Date: Sun, 27 Feb 2005 15:57:51 -0500
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"Zapanaz" wrote in message
news:mg6421pa967ki0ido6ksb00veeg3q1se0g@4ax.com...
> On Sun, 27 Feb 2005 12:03:41 -0700, "angelicusrex"
> wrote:
>
> >>> geez, aren't your arms tired yet?
> >
> >This is what I meant by idiots who think they are as funny as Python.
They
> >ain't.
>
> Oh fuck you. So I try to kid around and have a little fucking fun
> every now and then. Fuck you if you don't like it. I'm not claiming
> it is or isn't as funny as anything else. What have you posted that
> is so much better, dickweed?
>
>
"Oh, Homer, it's easy to criticize!"
"Fun, too!"
(not python, but...)
Correspondent:: "angelicusrex" Date: Mon, 28 Feb 2005 22:54:04 -0700
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"Revi Shankar" wrote in message
news:zZ6dnZoQROinqb_fRVn-rQ@adelphia.com...
>
> "Zapanaz" wrote in message
> news:mg6421pa967ki0ido6ksb00veeg3q1se0g@4ax.com...
>> On Sun, 27 Feb 2005 12:03:41 -0700, "angelicusrex"
>> wrote:
>>
>> >>> geez, aren't your arms tired yet?
>> >
>> >This is what I meant by idiots who think they are as funny as Python.
> They
>> >ain't.
>>
>> Oh fuck you. So I try to kid around and have a little fucking fun
>> every now and then. Fuck you if you don't like it. I'm not claiming
>> it is or isn't as funny as anything else. What have you posted that
>> is so much better, dickweed?
Fucking whiner. This is what a SubGenius is? A guy who sees one thing
written he doesn't like about himself and get's to cryin' like a little
girl? Poor babies!
Quit comparing yourself to the GODS OF COMEDY and I'll get off your fucking
backs!
A.P. (I'm a genius in France!)
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey Date: Tue, 01 Mar 2005 06:05:19 GMT
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In article <38iebrF5line5U1@individual.net>,
"angelicusrex" wrote:
> Quit comparing yourself to the GODS OF COMEDY and I'll get off your fucking
> backs!
Stop kvetching without taking a breath and we'll stop backing up
against the walls REAL HARD when you jump on. Isn't the back of your
head flat enough yet?
You started out with some promise, but lately, every time I see one of
your posts, I seem to hear Pee Wee Herman say "Now hold still, you'll
just feel a little prick..." Pull out and pull up, Pagliitchy!
Kick me, I'm self-righteous! Um, I meant Kiss me, I'm not Irish! Damn,
that doesn't work out much better. Oh, pessawf.
--
HellPope Huey
I like to gouge wattled matrons with sporks
I do not have a psychiatrist
and I do not want one,
for the simple reason
that if he listened to me long enough,
he might become disturbed.
~ "Carpe Noctem, If You Can",
Credos and Curios
My father had a profound influence on me.
He was a lunatic.
~ Spike Milligan
Correspondent:: "angelicusrex" Date: Tue, 1 Mar 2005 12:08:32 -0700
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> Stop kvetching without taking a breath and we'll stop backing up
> against the walls REAL HARD when you jump on. Isn't the back of your
> head flat enough yet?
You fuckers will never back off. You're a bunch of idiots.
Do you really think your flames and pranks and general malaise ridden posts
are somehow "hurting" me? Frankly I've been playing this game with way more
wretched souls on another NG for 6 years and I am a bit tired of it. Just
because some socially inept neurotics take up computers and march off into
cyber space to fight a war of the witless does not mean you fuckers have
what it takes to flatten the back of my head. Your supposed trouncing of me
is all in your heads!
As far as my posts having had promise, what the fuck is this? The SubGenius
Testing Center? Do you really think a true yeti needs your pathetic
"confirmation" to be what Bob has made him already? Hah and HAH! You fuckers
have lost all meaning of what it means to be a SubGenius. It does not mean
being in constant ass kissing support of your elders who think they are your
betters because they happen to hold the reins of the Church firmly in their
butt-cracks. The reason they're so tight is because their heads are so far
up their asses. They need to loosen those sphincters and let other people
play or they'll just be another old, dead cult.
The Glory Days of Revelation X have long been over. And even Cyberart and
Webmastership has not been able to overcome the drought of really great
SubGenius propaganda. These people need to go back to cut-n-paste art and
return underground. They're becoming almost respectable and way too fucking
rational.
A.P.
Correspondent:: Ljutefisk Geist Date: Tue, 01 Mar 2005 21:17:07 GMT
--------
In article <38jstmF5qobv9U1@individual.net>, whisperindave@msn.com
says...
>
>
> > Stop kvetching without taking a breath and we'll stop backing up
> > against the walls REAL HARD when you jump on. Isn't the back of your
> > head flat enough yet?
>
> You fuckers will never back off. You're a bunch of idiots.
> Do you really think your flames and pranks and general malaise ridden posts
> are somehow "hurting" me? Frankly I've been playing this game with way more
> wretched souls on another NG for 6 years and I am a bit tired of it. Just
> because some socially inept neurotics take up computers and march off into
> cyber space to fight a war of the witless does not mean you fuckers have
> what it takes to flatten the back of my head. Your supposed trouncing of me
> is all in your heads!
>
> As far as my posts having had promise, what the fuck is this? The SubGenius
> Testing Center? Do you really think a true yeti needs your pathetic
> "confirmation" to be what Bob has made him already? Hah and HAH! You fuckers
> have lost all meaning of what it means to be a SubGenius. It does not mean
> being in constant ass kissing support of your elders who think they are your
> betters because they happen to hold the reins of the Church firmly in their
> butt-cracks. The reason they're so tight is because their heads are so far
> up their asses. They need to loosen those sphincters and let other people
> play or they'll just be another old, dead cult.
>
> The Glory Days of Revelation X have long been over. And even Cyberart and
> Webmastership has not been able to overcome the drought of really great
> SubGenius propaganda. These people need to go back to cut-n-paste art and
> return underground. They're becoming almost respectable and way too fucking
> rational.
>
> A.P.
>
>
>
I'm not sure why I feel this way, but FUCK YOU.
ok bye
Correspondent:: Mike Playle Date: Wed, 02 Mar 2005 12:47:34 GMT
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On Tue, 01 Mar 2005 21:17:07 +0000, Ljutefisk Geist wrote:
> In article <38jstmF5qobv9U1@individual.net>, whisperindave@msn.com
> says...
>
>> You fuckers will never back off. You're a bunch of idiots. [etc]
>
> I'm not sure why I feel this way,
Hmm.
Tricky one.
> but FUCK YOU.
Correspondent:: "angelicusrex" Date: Thu, 3 Mar 2005 02:17:03 -0700
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> I'm not sure why I feel this way, but FUCK YOU.
>
> ok bye
Wow, what a heart felt social comment here! Same back at ya!
A.P.
Correspondent:: Artemia Salina Date: Wed, 02 Mar 2005 03:03:29 -0500
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On Tue, 01 Mar 2005 12:08:32 -0700, angelicusrex wrote:
> what the fuck is this? The SubGenius Testing Center?
Correspondent:: "Revi Shankar" Date: Wed, 2 Mar 2005 09:44:19 -0500
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"Artemia Salina" wrote
> On Tue, 01 Mar 2005 12:08:32 -0700, angelicusrex wrote:
>
> > what the fuck is this? The SubGenius Testing Center?
>
> Yes.
And he failed, too. *tsk*
Correspondent:: "angelicusrex" Date: Thu, 3 Mar 2005 02:24:16 -0700
--------
>Yes.
>Oh, and he failed too...
In the staggeringly funny tradition of alt.Slack...
"Boy I didn't see those coming!"
Hahaha ...oh it's hopeless, you people couldn't either make or understand a
joke on yourselves if your poor, sick, lonely lives depended on it.
Testing subgeniuses and finding them wanting makes you about as Pink as a
stuffed Easter Bunny, girls. But of course you're not. You're just trying to
make an ass out of me...and yes I understand the next line will be something
akin to "How could we do that when you are doing such a good job of it
yourself..." blah, blah, blah. You see, to me this cyberstuff iyou are
trotting out is so old and tired and used up that it just isn't funny. And
lot's of you are just way too serious about your supposed on-line witticisms
and self-noted "talents" in the humor dept. I expect that since you all feel
you have been here longer than me or others, you have a right to be tired
old things without merit to anything you say and yet should still have my
respect.
Oh, well.
Tough shit.
A.P.
Correspondent:: Rev DJ Epoch Date: 3 Mar 2005 13:16:08 GMT
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"angelicusrex" wrote in
news:38o3dgF5pf235U1@individual.net:
>>Yes.
>
>>Oh, and he failed too...
>
> In the staggeringly funny tradition of alt.Slack...
>
> "Boy I didn't see those coming!"
>
> Hahaha ...oh it's hopeless, you people couldn't either make or
> understand a joke on yourselves if your poor, sick, lonely lives
> depended on it.
>
> Testing subgeniuses and finding them wanting makes you about as Pink as
> a stuffed Easter Bunny, girls. But of course you're not. You're just
> trying to make an ass out of me...and yes I understand the next line
> will be something akin to "How could we do that when you are doing such
> a good job of it yourself..." blah, blah, blah. You see, to me this
> cyberstuff iyou are trotting out is so old and tired and used up that it
> just isn't funny. And lot's of you are just way too serious about your
> supposed on-line witticisms and self-noted "talents" in the humor dept.
> I expect that since you all feel you have been here longer than me or
> others, you have a right to be tired old things without merit to
> anything you say and yet should still have my respect.
>
> Oh, well.
>
> Tough shit.
> A.P.
>
Gee, alot of pent-up anger there, man. I hate to see someone who's got
their thong so buried between their cheeks it takes the Jaws of Life to
extricate them.
Maybe a change of venue would improve your feelings? A nice visit to the
library... check out a few good books? Or maybe just take a nice long walk
in the local park or hiking trail. Amaising what a little sunshine and
fresh air will do for a person's attitude. Just push away from the
keyboard, and find something to occupy your thoughts for a while that give
you some pleasure and enjoyment!
Either that, or they're having a discussion over in alt.fluffy.bunnies
about how to reduce stress through crocheting.
Yerpal,
Me
Correspondent:: "angelicusrex" Date: Fri, 4 Mar 2005 02:09:04 -0700
--------
Yeah, I tend to get a might angry when I contribute thirty dollars to join a
cult, buy their t-shirts and mugs, proudly go around telling everyone they
need to convert, give free fucking artwork to the cult for their book and
their products, (which THEY chose, by the way, so yes, this is proxy
"acceptance" going against the FAQ of this sordid little NG), and then come
here and be taken to task by some old, vain curmudgeons and get told I am
NOT a subgenius, have my artwork contribution dissed (even though it helps
them make money as we speak)! along with being called Pink and an asshole by
a bunch of people I don't even fucking know but who I am somehow supposed to
know by some sort of psychic methods.
Yeah I go to the library, I read books, watch movies, go to the bathroom and
and take walks, just like you. So how come I have to come here to get
dissed? I don't. Except I hate it when NG dweebs sit there and cackle to
each other: "LOL I'm ROTFLMAO! We really showed the Pink fucker! Didn't
we!?" I usually don't go down without a fight. As I told you before, you can
kill-file me at anytime. I won't even remember you if I never see your posts
again. You need not be reminded of me either. But I will have my say on the
record here. There are other people you guys keep dissing and fucking around
and it isn't funny. It's mean spirited, sad and stupid to diss your own
constituents! But fuck, what do I know. I've only been following the damned
Church since its inception.
A.P.
Correspondent:: "Rev. Ivan Stang" Date: Fri, 04 Mar 2005 09:51:07 -0500
--------
In article <38qmt2F5sh76sU1@individual.net>, angelicusrex
wrote:
> But fuck, what do I know. I've only been following the damned
> Church since its inception.
Really?
--
The SubGenius Foundation, Inc.
(4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath of Dobbs Yeti,
Resurrected, Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)
P.O. Box 181417, Cleveland, OH 44118 (fax 216-320-9528)
Dobbs-Approved Authorized Commercial Outreach of The Church of the SubGenius
SubSITE: http://www.subgenius.com PRABOB
Correspondent:: "angelicusrex" Date: Fri, 4 Mar 2005 14:16:27 -0700
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"Rev. Ivan Stang" wrote in message
>> But fuck, what do I know. I've only been following the damned
>> Church since its inception.
>
> Really?
HOLY SHIT! Stang talked directly to me! HOLY SHIT!!! I am fully blessed!
Oh, yeah. Really.
I'm fifty fucking years old. I'm a U.G./Alternative Cartoonist. I know Robt.
Williams personally. I've met Paul Maverides and Gilbert Shelton and many of
the other people who first did art for the Church. Much of my own art and
writing has contained references to Bob Dobbs for years. I've been following
the church since it started. I first heard about it back in the 70's.
Probably got my first pamphlet in about 81? By that time Dobbs Heads were
being stenciled all over L.A. Hard to remember back that far, but I actually
thought it was the coolest idea in hell back then. Now...not so much.
Thanks for writing.
A.P.
Correspondent:: polar bear Date: Sat, 05 Mar 2005 14:04:42 -0800
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In article <38s1grF5sgi9pU1@individual.net>, "angelicusrex"
wrote:
> "Rev. Ivan Stang" wrote in message
>
> >> But fuck, what do I know. I've only been following the damned
> >> Church since its inception.
> >
> > Really?
>
>
> HOLY SHIT! Stang talked directly to me! HOLY SHIT!!! I am fully blessed!
>
> Oh, yeah. Really.
> I'm fifty fucking years old. I'm a U.G./Alternative Cartoonist. I know Robt.
> Williams personally. I've met Paul Maverides and Gilbert Shelton and many of
> the other people who first did art for the Church. Much of my own art and
> writing has contained references to Bob Dobbs for years. I've been following
> the church since it started. I first heard about it back in the 70's.
> Probably got my first pamphlet in about 81? By that time Dobbs Heads were
> being stenciled all over L.A. Hard to remember back that far, but I actually
> thought it was the coolest idea in hell back then. Now...not so much.
>
> Thanks for writing.
>
> A.P.
I think you may be confusing the CoSG with usenet. They are two
different things. Also you, like many others here, were much younger
when you first heard the word of "Bob." Perhaps it is you who has
changed? Time has a way of doing that.
One thing I've learned on this group, if you have a cherished belief,
no matter what it is, you will be attacked. That is the nature of the
beast. Whether or not it's the nature of the Church is something I
wouldn't decide based only on what I read here. I've met some of these
people, as have most of us. We're a far friendlier bunch in person
than you'd ever guess based only on this newsgroup.
Oh damn... look at the time. No way will I make the Lynwood Library by
700 PM. Can we make it next Saturday?
pb
Correspondent:: "angelicusrex" Date: Sat, 5 Mar 2005 23:37:30 -0700
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"polar bear" wrote in message
> I think you may be confusing the CoSG with usenet.
Apparently...This Usenet bites.
> They are two
> different things. Also you, like many others here, were much younger
> when you first heard the word of "Bob." Perhaps it is you who has
> changed? Time has a way of doing that.
I'm sure I have changed and so has everyone else right along with me. The
Church is no longer the same. But I mean that it is no longer a very
comforting thing in my life. When youhave to deal with a Pink world and try
to slack and the Pinks hate you for it and want you dead because you are
breathing their air, it's nice to know you have a sanctum...a temple of
Bulldada to relive yourself of the shit Pinks leave all over you.
>
> One thing I've learned on this group, if you have a cherished belief,
> no matter what it is, you will be attacked. That is the nature of the
> beast.
What an ill natured beast it is.
> Whether or not it's the nature of the Church is something I
> wouldn't decide based only on what I read here. I've met some of these
> people, as have most of us. We're a far friendlier bunch in person
> than you'd ever guess based only on this newsgroup.
I am almost sure that you are. Usenet makes people into monsters. The
anonymity does it. No one has to be responsible. No one gets hit in the
mouth. But I thought the elders here at least would know this and not just
spout off a bunch of personally offensive crap. So I made a mistake.
>
> Oh damn... look at the time. No way will I make the Lynwood Library by
> 700 PM. Can we make it next Saturday?
That's no good for me. How about the last Saturday in March?
We'll do lunch, then kill each other with knives.
TTFN! ;-)
Correspondent:: Baldin Pramer Date: Sat, 05 Mar 2005 17:14:14 -0700
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Rev. Ivan Stang wrote:
> In article <38qmt2F5sh76sU1@individual.net>, angelicusrex
> wrote:
>
>
>>But fuck, what do I know. I've only been following the damned
>>Church since its inception.
>
>
> Really?
>
He and purple were there. You had to be there, I guess.
--
Sir Baldin Pramer, R.P.A.
Pramer's law:
The longer the thread, the greater the likelihood of Godwin's law being
brandished by someone who is unfamiliar with Godwin's law.
Correspondent:: Artemia Salina Date: Thu, 03 Mar 2005 13:27:06 -0500
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On Thu, 03 Mar 2005 02:24:16 -0700, angelicusrex wrote:
> Testing subgeniuses and finding them wanting makes you about as Pink as a
> stuffed Easter Bunny, girls.
So what?
Let's talk turkey here for a minute. Let's presume that you are right
about us; that we are nothing but a bunch of retarded homophobic
racist self-indulgent cruel bullying back-stabbing lack-witted miserly
superstitious ritualistic sophomoric greedy territorial chest-beating
troglodyte goons.
So what?
You hate our guts. You wish we would just die. You dream about the
agonies that you think we should suffer. You are right and we are
wrong. About everything. Forever.
Correspondent:: "frater S.O.D.D.I." Date: 3 Mar 2005 12:13:53 -0800
--------
Artemia Salina wrote:
"we are nothing but a bunch of retarded homophobic
racist self-indulgent cruel bullying back-stabbing lack-witted miserly
superstitious ritualistic sophomoric greedy territorial chest-beating
troglodyte goons."
You BEST not talk that way about my mama.
Correspondent:: "angelicusrex" Date: Fri, 4 Mar 2005 02:35:49 -0700
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"Artemia Salina" wrote in message
> So what?
So I joined the C.O.S.G. for other reasons than dealing with evil little
shitstains on the WWW.
> Let's talk turkey here for a minute.
Gobble, gobble.
> Let's presume that you are right
O.K. presume away!
> about us; that we are nothing but a bunch of retarded homophobic
> racist self-indulgent cruel bullying back-stabbing lack-witted miserly
> superstitious ritualistic sophomoric greedy territorial chest-beating
> troglodyte goons.
>
> So what?
So I didn't follow and join the Church and pay good money and support it and
become a Reverend of it and promote it to people so they could meet
cannibalistic sociopaths like you. It's supposed to be a fun place for
weirdos like me. Artists, people who want to subvert the system, people who
were already outcast from society. So we don't need to be outcast from the
fucking group we paid to join. Or feel tricked into believing we were part
of something which welcomed people like us. And NO ONE needs to listen to
the juvenile nose-drippings you people call posts! It's nothing but snotty,
arrogant, and childish crap! And it's hard to get off of one's pants.
> You hate our guts. You wish we would just die.
No, you hate my guts and wish I would die and go away, just like you chase
so many others away, so you can feel good about yourself for a moment. You
and the others are just letting people like Nenslo destroy the whole concept
of Subgenius. And then you sit around and act like HE is what subgeniuses
are supposed to be all about. Yet when I ACT like him, I am Pink. That's
horseshit.
> You dream about the
> agonies that you think we should suffer.
Baby, you've got agonies goin' on that I wouldn't wish on my worst enemies.
Only people so pathetically introverted, anti-social and socially inept who
are nothing in anyone's world, would sit here day in and day out for YEARS
publishing a lot of snotty rubbish that does nothing to help the group or
make them even look semi-intelligent...and patting themselves on the back
for it and crowing about being SubGeniuses. I got off this NG six years ago
when I first found it, when I saw how people were acting. I thought that
after seeing the SubSite and the brilliant art and writing and shit on it,
that it would be cool to come back. O.K, I can see I was mistaken. So I will
retire my Bob paraphenalia and my ministry and not tell others about the
Site. I will go around like a hateful, vengeful Nenslo, telling people how
the Church ripped me off and how it is now full of psychopathic
personalities with no regard for anyone or anything. I will tell them the
Church was once something to be proud of for me and now it no longer is.
That is so what.
>You are right and we are
> wrong. About everything. Forever.
>
> So what?
As I just stated. That is so what.
Now, since I finally stopped you from doing your pissed off shit-flinging
monkey act for a bit, and showed you up for being the pissants and bad
ministers you are, I can go away and know that I used to belong to something
great that is now just pure horseshit, (sort of like how I feel about being
an American these days...So you guys are right up there in my book with Bush
and the Neocons), because of feeble minded people like yourself who cannot
take time off from abusing others long enough to wipe the vitriolic spittle
from your toothless mouths.
So there.
A.P.
Correspondent:: Artemia Salina Date: Fri, 04 Mar 2005 05:19:24 -0500
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On Fri, 04 Mar 2005 02:35:49 -0700, angelicusrex wrote:
>
>
> "Artemia Salina" wrote in message
>> Let's presume that you are right
>
> O.K. presume away!
>
>> about us; that we are nothing but a bunch of retarded homophobic
>> racist self-indulgent cruel bullying back-stabbing lack-witted miserly
>> superstitious ritualistic sophomoric greedy territorial chest-beating
>> troglodyte goons.
>>
>> So what?
>
> So I didn't follow and join the Church and pay good money and support it and
> become a Reverend of it and promote it to people so they could meet
> cannibalistic sociopaths like you. It's supposed to be a fun place for
> weirdos like me. Artists, people who want to subvert the system, people who
> were already outcast from society. So we don't need to be outcast from the
> fucking group we paid to join.
Pay me $30 and I won't cast you out. I can't speak for anyone else in this
offer, by I suspect that the others will want $30 too.
> Or feel tricked into believing we were part
> of something which welcomed people like us.
You tricked yourself, son. The only thing your $30 bought you was
eternal salvation, and some books and stuff. It surely didn't buy
my undying friendship, or even my acceptance of you.
I owe you nothing, and never have. You owe ME $30.
>> You hate our guts. You wish we would just die.
>
> No, you hate my guts and wish I would die and go away, just like you chase
> so many others away, so you can feel good about yourself for a moment.
And you stand there and beat your chest as you are doing so that YOU
can feel good about yourself for a moment. Don't you see the symbiotic
relationship we have? That will be $30, please.
> You
> and the others are just letting people like Nenslo destroy the whole concept
> of Subgenius. And then you sit around and act like HE is what subgeniuses
> are supposed to be all about. Yet when I ACT like him, I am Pink. That's
> horseshit.
Yes that IS horse shit; you haven't acted like nenslo yet. He is funny.
You are dull and repetitive.
> Baby, you've got agonies goin' on that I wouldn't wish on my worst enemies.
> Only people so pathetically introverted, anti-social and socially inept who
> are nothing in anyone's world, would sit here day in and day out for YEARS
> publishing a lot of snotty rubbish that does nothing to help the group or
> make them even look semi-intelligent...
Why would anyone want to do a thing like that? Help the group do what?
Look semi-intelligent to whom? You?
And yes, to affirm your comments, I AM pathetically introverted, anti-social
and socially inept who is nothing in anyone's world. What's your point?
> and patting themselves on the back
> for it and crowing about being SubGeniuses.
Well now wait a minute. I don't do that.
> I got off this NG six years ago
> when I first found it, when I saw how people were acting. I thought that
> after seeing the SubSite and the brilliant art and writing and shit on it,
> that it would be cool to come back. O.K, I can see I was mistaken. So I will
> retire my Bob paraphenalia and my ministry and not tell others about the
> Site. I will go around like a hateful, vengeful Nenslo, telling people how
> the Church ripped me off and how it is now full of psychopathic
> personalities with no regard for anyone or anything. I will tell them the
> Church was once something to be proud of for me and now it no longer is.
> That is so what.
Correspondent:: "angelicusrex" Date: Fri, 4 Mar 2005 14:01:28 -0700
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"Artemia Salina" wrote in message: we are nothing but a
bunch of retarded homophobic
racist self-indulgent cruel bullying back-stabbing lack-witted miserly
superstitious ritualistic sophomoric greedy territorial chest-beating
troglodyte goons.
> Pay me $30 and I won't cast you out.
First of all you already "cast me out." So why should I pay you $30.00? You
got porn videos?
> I can't speak for anyone else in this
> offer,
Good.
> by I suspect that the others will want $30 too.
Tough shit for them too...unless they are selling porn.
> You tricked yourself, son. The only thing your $30 bought you was
> eternal salvation,
Then I guess it was worth it.
> It surely didn't buy
> my undying friendship, or even my acceptance of you.
And your point is...?
> I owe you nothing, and never have. You owe ME $30.
I'll pay you when the Xists arrive.
> And you stand there and beat your chest as you are doing so that YOU
> can feel good about yourself for a moment.
Except I do not feel good. I feel like shit. But I guess you are too witty
and urbane to have picked up on my emotional hurt.
> Don't you see the symbiotic
> relationship we have?
Not really. Are you a Yucca Flower and I the Yucca Moth?
> That will be $30, please.
Man that's already $60.00 I owe you! And still no porn tapes!
> Yes that IS horse shit; you haven't acted like nenslo yet. He is funny.
> You are dull and repetitive.
No, Nenslo is dull and repetative. He keeps repeating the same shit over and
over. SHUT UP! I MEAN IT. If you find that sort of stuff stimulating,
perhaps it is you that needs the porn?
> And yes, to affirm your comments, I AM pathetically introverted,
> anti-social
> and socially inept who is nothing in anyone's world. What's your point?
My point is I did not PAY to get to know you. Nor has anyone else, nor did
we pay in order to get your opinion of us. So you can keep your internet
flatulence to yourself. Biotch.
(Backpatting for being a subgenius)...
> Well now wait a minute. I don't do that.
The fuck you don't!
> OKBYE!
Finally!
A.P.
Correspondent:: Artemia Salina Date: Sat, 05 Mar 2005 03:17:55 -0500
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On Fri, 04 Mar 2005 14:01:28 -0700, angelicusrex wrote:
> My point is I did not PAY to get to know you.
All you payed for was some books. All you are guaranteed is
eternal salvation. If I don't like you I will hammer on you
at my discretion. These truths we hold to be self-evident.
> Nor has anyone else, nor did
> we pay in order to get your opinion of us.
My opinion of you is a free bonus that comes with your internet connection.
And the offer is good forever.
> So you can keep your internet flatulence to yourself. Biotch.
"Welcome to the Marketplace of Ideas, punk. Paper, or plastic?"
-- Geoff Miller
Correspondent:: "angelicusrex" Date: Sat, 5 Mar 2005 13:04:34 -0700
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"Artemia Salina" wrote in message
news:pan.2005.03.05.08.17.54.804723@sheayright.com...
> On Fri, 04 Mar 2005 14:01:28 -0700, angelicusrex wrote:
>
>
>> My point is I did not PAY to get to know you.
>
> All you payed for was some books.
I thought you said goodbye already??? By the way I did not get any "books"
for my $30.00. I got a couple of pamphlets. What a rip!
> All you are guaranteed is
> eternal salvation.
As I said, then I guess it was worth it. Why am I reiterating this to you?
> If I don't like you I will hammer on you
> at my discretion.
And once again your point is?
Plus your "hammering" reminds me of one of those hammers babies have, you
know, the clear plastic ones with glitter and little plastic gew-gaws in
them. And when they strike the hammer goes, jingle-jing!
FUN!
> These truths we hold to be self-evident.
So you are writing the SubGenius Declaration of Being Obnoxious now?
> My opinion of you is a free bonus that comes with your internet
> connection.
> And the offer is good forever.
FABULOUS!
Keep trying!
A.P.
Correspondent:: Rev DJ Epoch Date: 7 Mar 2005 13:10:15 GMT
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"angelicusrex" wrote in news:38uhluF5qk80qU1
@individual.net:
> I thought you said goodbye already???
Apparently, goodbye doesn't mean forever in this newsgroup.
Just ask J'Loohn
Correspondent:: Zapanaz Date: Mon, 28 Feb 2005 22:08:12 -0800
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On Mon, 28 Feb 2005 22:54:04 -0700, "angelicusrex"
wrote:
>>> Oh fuck you. So I try to kid around and have a little fucking fun
>>> every now and then. Fuck you if you don't like it. I'm not claiming
>>> it is or isn't as funny as anything else. What have you posted that
>>> is so much better, dickweed?
>
>Fucking whiner. This is what a SubGenius is? A guy who sees one thing
>written he doesn't like about himself and get's to cryin' like a little
>girl? Poor babies!
>
>Quit comparing yourself to the GODS OF COMEDY
nobody compared anybody to anything but you.
Now reply to what I said or shut the fuck up you simpering fucking
faggot. If you can't deal with the argument you started, shut the
fuck up. If you can, do so. I'm tired of gagglefucked mentally
fucked up idiots who can't shut up but have nothing to say.
> and I'll get off your fucking
>backs!
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
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You can turn your back on a person, but, never turn your back on a drug.
Especially when it's waving a razor-sharp hunting knife in your eye.
- Dr. Hunter S. Thompson
Correspondent:: "angelicusrex" Date: Tue, 1 Mar 2005 12:17:30 -0700
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Dear Kings of Comedy;
> nobody compared anybody to anything but you.
You fuckers ALL keep refering to yoursleves as comedians in the same vein
and Monty Python... please pull my chain again, I'm not choking with
derisive laughter enough.
As for below:
>
> Now reply to what I said or shut the fuck up you simpering fucking
> faggot. If you can't deal with the argument you started, shut the
> fuck up. If you can, do so. I'm tired of gagglefucked mentally
> fucked up idiots who can't shut up but have nothing to say.
Well. Isn't that just too smooth! What the fuck is wrong with you? Did you
try drinking your Jack Daniels through your other hole this time?
I've said a lot already. And I'll leave you to it. But the real point I have
been trying to make is that none of you are strong enough in Bob to take a
joke directed at you. You take everything personally. You are filled with
over-weening pride and hubris and not fit as councilors of this Church. Does
that about put the frop in your pipe so you can smoke it? You are a bunch of
self-aggrandizing, mental masturbators who do not have a cult, you have a
little clique that has all these unwritten rules that keep out those you
consider to be beneath your contempt. Like trip wires in a hot-zone, people
come along and WHAM! Ten pounds of your shit for brains splatters them all
over the board! Whooppeee! However your goddamend "wits" are not C-4, my
fine feathered friends! You remember the old "if brains were dynamite" joke?
Here's an even more salient point; You are not funny all the time. Get it?
And no one else can be either. Get it? So try to distinguish when someone
has something serious to say and stop shitting all over them for not being
funny.
Fucking loser.
GET THE JOKE?
A.P.
Correspondent:: Zapanaz Date: Tue, 01 Mar 2005 11:57:10 -0800
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On Tue, 1 Mar 2005 12:17:30 -0700, "angelicusrex"
wrote:
>You fuckers ALL keep refering to yoursleves as comedians in the same vein
>and Monty Python... please pull my chain again, I'm not choking with
>derisive laughter enough.
I haven't referred to myself as a comedian any where at any time. You
are a fucking idiot.
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
BOBOBO
OBOBOB "HELLPOPEHUEY.exe" HAS PERFORMED AN ILLEGAL OPERATION
BOBOBO AND WILL BE SHUT DOWN
OBOBOB
Correspondent:: Frere Jean Bleu Date: Wed, 02 Mar 2005 11:59:49 +1100
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On Tue, 01 Mar 2005 11:57:10 -0800, Zapanaz
wrote:
>On Tue, 1 Mar 2005 12:17:30 -0700, "angelicusrex"
> wrote:
>
>>You fuckers ALL keep refering to yoursleves as comedians in the same vein
>>and Monty Python... please pull my chain again, I'm not choking with
>>derisive laughter enough.
>
>I haven't referred to myself as a comedian any where at any time. You
>are a fucking idiot.
NOW THAT IS FUNNY!!!!!!
Fr J B
Correspondent:: König Prüße, GfbAEV Date: Wed, 02 Mar 2005 01:04:00 GMT
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Frere Jean Bleu wrote:
>On Tue, 01 Mar 2005 11:57:10 -0800, Zapanaz
> wrote:
>
>>On Tue, 1 Mar 2005 12:17:30 -0700, "angelicusrex"
>> wrote:
>>
>>>You fuckers ALL keep refering to yoursleves as comedians in the same vein
>>>and Monty Python... please pull my chain again, I'm not choking with
>>>derisive laughter enough.
>>
>>I haven't referred to myself as a comedian any where at any time. You
>>are a fucking idiot.
>
>NOW THAT IS FUNNY!!!!!!
>
>Fr J B
>
Ba-da-boom!
Correspondent:: Rev DJ Epoch Date: 2 Mar 2005 15:12:04 GMT
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König Prüße, GfbAEV wrote in
news:4i8Vd.91646$Th1.77755@bgtnsc04-news.ops.worldnet.att.net:
> Frere Jean Bleu wrote:
>
>>On Tue, 01 Mar 2005 11:57:10 -0800, Zapanaz
>> wrote:
>>
>>>On Tue, 1 Mar 2005 12:17:30 -0700, "angelicusrex"
>>> wrote:
>>>
>>>>You fuckers ALL keep refering to yoursleves as comedians in the same
>>>>vein and Monty Python... please pull my chain again, I'm not choking
>>>>with derisive laughter enough.
>>>
>>>I haven't referred to myself as a comedian any where at any time. You
>>>are a fucking idiot.
>>
>>NOW THAT IS FUNNY!!!!!!
>>
>>Fr J B
>>
>
> Ba-da-boom!
>
>
Last time I saw that kind of slapstick, Chevy Chase was still falling over
folding chairs.
--
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Cathedral, Carwash and Dancehall- Home of the Traci Lords Memorial Brothel
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Divine Southern Redneck Yeti Clench Recruitment site: http://revdjepoch.COM
"Yeah yeah. It's all fun and games until someone ingests a quantum
singularity and implodes!!"
-- DJ Epoch
"People from other countries are so goddamned foreign. I hope they stay
where they come from."
-- HellPope Huey
Correspondent:: König Prüße, GfbAEV Date: Wed, 02 Mar 2005 16:50:14 GMT
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Rev DJ Epoch wrote:
>König Prüße, GfbAEV wrote in
>news:4i8Vd.91646$Th1.77755@bgtnsc04-news.ops.worldnet.att.net:
>
>> Frere Jean Bleu wrote:
>>
>>>On Tue, 01 Mar 2005 11:57:10 -0800, Zapanaz
>>> wrote:
>>>
>>>>On Tue, 1 Mar 2005 12:17:30 -0700, "angelicusrex"
>>>> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>You fuckers ALL keep refering to yoursleves as comedians in the same
>>>>>vein and Monty Python... please pull my chain again, I'm not choking
>>>>>with derisive laughter enough.
>>>>
>>>>I haven't referred to myself as a comedian any where at any time. You
>>>>are a fucking idiot.
>>>
>>>NOW THAT IS FUNNY!!!!!!
>>>
>>>Fr J B
>>>
>>
>> Ba-da-boom!
>>
>>
>
>Last time I saw that kind of slapstick, Chevy Chase was still falling over
>folding chairs.
But seriously, folks...
Correspondent:: "angelicusrex" Date: Thu, 3 Mar 2005 02:06:14 -0700
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"Zapanaz" wrote in message
news:m7i921pevc0v9gr1034g6l4dn5ctjh9o29@4ax.com...
> On Tue, 1 Mar 2005 12:17:30 -0700, "angelicusrex"
> wrote:
>
>>You fuckers ALL keep refering to yoursleves as comedians in the same vein
>>and Monty Python... please pull my chain again, I'm not choking with
>>derisive laughter enough.
>
> I haven't referred to myself as a comedian any where at any time. You
> are a fucking idiot.
Good thing, too. I'll just take all your other posts as having been dead
serious and convict you here in front of everyone on the NG of being a
psychotic serial killer on the loose.
See? Wasn't that funny? But fuck you, I never said I was wise, or a
comedian or anything else but a SubGenius. And If there are any SubGeniuses
here who have yet to be called idiots, I would be surprised.
By the way. Same to you, fuckin' idiot.
A.P.
Correspondent:: König Prüße, GfbAEV Date: Thu, 03 Mar 2005 10:46:54 GMT
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"angelicusrex" wrote:
>
>
>"Zapanaz" wrote in message
>news:m7i921pevc0v9gr1034g6l4dn5ctjh9o29@4ax.com...
>> On Tue, 1 Mar 2005 12:17:30 -0700, "angelicusrex"
>> wrote:
>>
>>>You fuckers ALL keep refering to yoursleves as comedians in the same vein
>>>and Monty Python... please pull my chain again, I'm not choking with
>>>derisive laughter enough.
>>
>> I haven't referred to myself as a comedian any where at any time. You
>> are a fucking idiot.
>
>Good thing, too. I'll just take all your other posts as having been dead
>serious and convict you here in front of everyone on the NG of being a
>psychotic serial killer on the loose.
>
>See? Wasn't that funny? But fuck you, I never said I was wise, or a
>comedian or anything else ....errrch!
You may have intimated that you were something else.
Think about it.
Correspondent:: "angelicusrex" Date: Fri, 4 Mar 2005 01:58:51 -0700
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; "GfbAEV" wrote in message >
You may have intimated that you were something else.
>
> Think about it.
Intimations are things guessed at by post readers. I made no intimation that
I was some wise person, or that I was a brilliant comic, a world policeman
or anything else. I said straight out I don't like homophobes, fascists and
people who try to piss down my leg and tell me it is raining! Like Phin with
his "It was a Monty Python bit! You stupid fucker!" Why am I stupid because
I did not get his bad joke? Because he says I am? Why am I suddenly not a
subgenius? Because Nenslo or Stang says I am not? If these people are the
ones you are listening to and respecting, then beware of the day they decide
you aren't a member either. Then ask for your money back. They won't give it
to you. They'll just shit on you a little more each day.
Is that what the Church of the Subgenius is really all about? That sure as
shit isn't how it started out.
Now what was it I intimated I was?
A.P.
Correspondent:: Zapanaz Date: Thu, 03 Mar 2005 07:21:50 -0800
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On Thu, 3 Mar 2005 02:06:14 -0700, "angelicusrex"
wrote:
>Good thing, too. I'll just take all your other posts as having been dead
>serious and convict you here in front of everyone on the NG of being a
>psychotic serial killer on the loose.
>
>See? Wasn't that funny?
not really.
--
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International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
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Correspondent:: "angelicusrex" Date: Fri, 4 Mar 2005 02:11:05 -0700
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news:4sae21dpigem30k60pqiu46e62ce102s70@4ax.com...
> On Thu, 3 Mar 2005 02:06:14 -0700, "angelicusrex"
> wrote:
>
>>Good thing, too. I'll just take all your other posts as having been dead
>>serious and convict you here in front of everyone on the NG of being a
>>psychotic serial killer on the loose.
>>
>>See? Wasn't that funny?
>
> not really.
Geez! You must be so stupid, you stupid person, you did not get my very fine
Monty Python joke! You are pink and should eat shit and die! You are a sucky
sucker who sucks and probably a world policeman too! You stupid bad person.
A.P.
Correspondent:: Zapanaz Date: Tue, 01 Mar 2005 11:59:31 -0800
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On Tue, 1 Mar 2005 12:17:30 -0700, "angelicusrex"
wrote:
>Here's an even more salient point; You are not funny all the time. Get it?
>And no one else can be either. Get it? So try to distinguish when someone
>has something serious to say and stop shitting all over them for not being
>funny.
Nobody shit on you for not being funny. I pointed out what you said
was fucking idiotic. Deal with it. Fuck off if you can't. Don't
talk a bunch of stupid bullshit if you aren't willing to defend the
point.
--
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International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
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Smeg Piñata, toggle.
- Abbess Abyss
Correspondent:: "angelicusrex" Date: Thu, 3 Mar 2005 02:15:46 -0700
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"Zapanaz" wrote in message
news:mai9219bqho81si6le4h702l8em3g7qk6q@4ax.com...
> On Tue, 1 Mar 2005 12:17:30 -0700, "angelicusrex"
> wrote:
> Nobody shit on you for not being funny.
Yes, you all have recently. In fact The Rev. Stang himself said I wasn't
being funny and was being "too serious."
> I pointed out what you said
> was fucking idiotic.
So why should I regard your opinion as anything but flotsam?
> Deal with it.
I would prefer not to.
> Fuck off if you can't.
I would prefer not to.
> Don't
> talk a bunch of stupid bullshit if you aren't willing to defend the
> point.
I would prefer not to defend my point.
Though in fact my point needs no defense. To me, people who call others fags
in a derisive manner who are not openly gay are both bullies, and abusive
shitheads. Secondarily, Nenslo is an abusive shithead for doing the same
thing and for shitting on me simply because I told some homophobe to go fuck
himself. Tertiarally (?) Some guy named "Phin" made a bad joke, said I was n
idiot because I didn't get it. swore it was a Python bit (and it was not)
and that started Rev. Stang on his little warpath as well. Which ended with
you going on about something I said (can't even remember what it was that
got your panties all bunched up), which is now all starting to seem like
some form of weird cyber-gang banging, except I just won't go get fucked
like you all seem to want me to. Kind of hard to rape someone one line,
ain't it?
Anyway, those is the facts. They need no defense as far as I can see. And my
opinion remains, you are a very unfunny idiot. So keep yacking. See if I
care.
> Zapanaz
> International Satanic Conspiracy
What pure bullshit! And old and tired non-funny bullshit at that.
> Customer Support Specialist
Do you sell back-braces?
A.P.
Correspondent:: Zapanaz Date: Thu, 03 Mar 2005 07:24:43 -0800
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On Thu, 3 Mar 2005 02:15:46 -0700, "angelicusrex"
wrote:
>
>
>"Zapanaz" wrote in message
>news:mai9219bqho81si6le4h702l8em3g7qk6q@4ax.com...
>> On Tue, 1 Mar 2005 12:17:30 -0700, "angelicusrex"
>> wrote:
>
>> Nobody shit on you for not being funny.
>
>Yes, you all have recently. In fact The Rev. Stang himself said I wasn't
>being funny and was being "too serious."
>
In this conversation, dipshit. If you think everybody on this
newsgroup is part of one well-organized group and hold me responsible
for what somebody else in the group says, then you are being WAY WAY
TOO SERIOUS indeed.
>> I pointed out what you said
>> was fucking idiotic.
>
>So why should I regard your opinion as anything but flotsam?
>
what?!
did you mean that to be a complete non-sequiter, or are you just dumb?
>> Deal with it.
>
>I would prefer not to.
>
>> Fuck off if you can't.
>
>I would prefer not to.
ok
PLONK
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
Have you had any formal psychotherapy?
>
******No. But I have a tuxedo.******
Correspondent:: "angelicusrex" Date: Fri, 4 Mar 2005 02:18:56 -0700
--------
"Zapanaz" wrote in message
> In this conversation, dipshit.
Fuck you.
> If you think everybody on this
> newsgroup is part of one well-organized group and hold me responsible
I hold you responsible for calling me things like dipshit, you stupid fuck.
As far as I am concerned that just makes you like every other cyber turd in
this place. You can see I do not post to everyone. Lots of people here I
think are very funny and not phony subgenii. Lot's of people I even get
along with.
"Well-organized group you say?" Organization is what you lack. What you are
is a pack of rabid cannibals who just go nuts whenever they smell fresh
meat.
> for what somebody else in the group says, then you are being WAY WAY
> TOO SERIOUS indeed.
So you agree with Stang, but I should not consider you a part of his
"group?" O.K. then you are just an asshole all by your lonesome. Happy now?
>>So why should I regard your opinion as anything but flotsam?
>>
>
> what?!
Why should I pay any attention to your post? Your opinions are meaningless
to me, hence the term flotsam. Shit that just floats around...junk. Get a
dictionary. You can find out what that is by looking on Google.
> did you mean that to be a complete non-sequiter, or are you just dumb?
I think, my friend you are the one who is "dumb." I also think you are the
"dipshit" here. You don't seem to have a very good grasp of the English
language.
Plonk?
Finally!
A.P.
Correspondent:: joecosby@mindspring.com
Date: 4 Mar 2005 15:06:02 -0800
--------
angelicusrex wrote:
> "Zapanaz" wrote in message
>
> > In this conversation, dipshit.
>
> Fuck you.
>
> > If you think everybody on this
> > newsgroup is part of one well-organized group and hold me
responsible
>
> I hold you responsible for calling me things like dipshit, you stupid
fuck.
> As far as I am concerned that just makes you like every other cyber
turd in
> this place. You can see I do not post to everyone. Lots of people
here I
> think are very funny and not phony subgenii. Lot's of people I even
get
> along with.
>
> "Well-organized group you say?" Organization is what you lack. What
you are
> is a pack of rabid cannibals who just go nuts whenever they smell
fresh
> meat.
>
> > for what somebody else in the group says, then you are being WAY
WAY
> > TOO SERIOUS indeed.
>
> So you agree with Stang, but I should not consider you a part of his
> "group?" O.K. then you are just an asshole all by your lonesome.
Happy now?
>
> >>So why should I regard your opinion as anything but flotsam?
> >>
> >
> > what?!
>
> Why should I pay any attention to your post? Your opinions are
meaningless
> to me, hence the term flotsam. Shit that just floats around...junk.
Get a
> dictionary. You can find out what that is by looking on Google.
>
>
> > did you mean that to be a complete non-sequiter, or are you just
dumb?
>
> I think, my friend you are the one who is "dumb." I also think you
are the
> "dipshit" here. You don't seem to have a very good grasp of the
English
> language.
>
> Plonk?
>
> Finally!
>
> A.P.
No, YOU are!
Correspondent:: "angelicusrex" Date: Fri, 4 Mar 2005 23:51:39 -0700
--------
>
> No, YOU are!
>
Nuh uh! You are! Mom says you are retarded!
A.P.
Correspondent:: polar bear Date: Sun, 27 Feb 2005 16:39:11 -0800
--------
In article , Zapanaz
wrote:
> On Sun, 27 Feb 2005 12:03:41 -0700, "angelicusrex"
> wrote:
>
> >>> geez, aren't your arms tired yet?
> >
> >This is what I meant by idiots who think they are as funny as Python. They
> >ain't.
>
> Oh fuck you. So I try to kid around and have a little fucking fun
> every now and then. Fuck you if you don't like it. I'm not claiming
> it is or isn't as funny as anything else. What have you posted that
> is so much better, dickweed?
Yeah, go join the fluffy bunny group if you don't like it.
Fuck, the sheer enormity of usenet and these dipshits always seem to
land here. What, is there a curse on this place or something?
pb
Correspondent:: Zapanaz Date: Sun, 27 Feb 2005 17:00:57 -0800
--------
On Sun, 27 Feb 2005 16:39:11 -0800, polar bear wrote:
>In article , Zapanaz
> wrote:
>
>> On Sun, 27 Feb 2005 12:03:41 -0700, "angelicusrex"
>> wrote:
>>
>> >>> geez, aren't your arms tired yet?
>> >
>> >This is what I meant by idiots who think they are as funny as Python. They
>> >ain't.
>>
>> Oh fuck you. So I try to kid around and have a little fucking fun
>> every now and then. Fuck you if you don't like it. I'm not claiming
>> it is or isn't as funny as anything else. What have you posted that
>> is so much better, dickweed?
>
>Yeah, go join the fluffy bunny group if you don't like it.
>
>Fuck, the sheer enormity of usenet and these dipshits always seem to
>land here. What, is there a curse on this place or something?
>
>pb
me or him?
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
"Evil is a dunghill, Mr. Angel. Everybody climbs up on theirs to
speak out against somebody else's"
- Satan
Correspondent:: polar bear Date: Mon, 28 Feb 2005 10:57:15 -0800
--------
In article , Zapanaz
wrote:
> On Sun, 27 Feb 2005 16:39:11 -0800, polar bear wrote:
>
> >In article , Zapanaz
> > wrote:
> >
> >> On Sun, 27 Feb 2005 12:03:41 -0700, "angelicusrex"
> >> wrote:
> >>
> >> >>> geez, aren't your arms tired yet?
> >> >
> >> >This is what I meant by idiots who think they are as funny as Python.
> >> >They
> >> >ain't.
> >>
> >> Oh fuck you. So I try to kid around and have a little fucking fun
> >> every now and then. Fuck you if you don't like it. I'm not claiming
> >> it is or isn't as funny as anything else. What have you posted that
> >> is so much better, dickweed?
> >
> >Yeah, go join the fluffy bunny group if you don't like it.
> >
> >Fuck, the sheer enormity of usenet and these dipshits always seem to
> >land here. What, is there a curse on this place or something?
> >
> >pb
>
> me or him?
Why, are you paranoid? HIM. The annoying little PC pantywaist.
I'm not mad at you anymore. Staying mad forever is a chick thing.
Guys get over it.
pb
Correspondent:: Zapanaz Date: Mon, 28 Feb 2005 11:30:28 -0800
--------
On Mon, 28 Feb 2005 10:57:15 -0800, polar bear wrote:
>In article , Zapanaz
> wrote:
>
>> On Sun, 27 Feb 2005 16:39:11 -0800, polar bear wrote:
>>
>> >In article , Zapanaz
>> > wrote:
>> >
>> >> On Sun, 27 Feb 2005 12:03:41 -0700, "angelicusrex"
>> >> wrote:
>> >>
>> >> >>> geez, aren't your arms tired yet?
>> >> >
>> >> >This is what I meant by idiots who think they are as funny as Python.
>> >> >They
>> >> >ain't.
>> >>
>> >> Oh fuck you. So I try to kid around and have a little fucking fun
>> >> every now and then. Fuck you if you don't like it. I'm not claiming
>> >> it is or isn't as funny as anything else. What have you posted that
>> >> is so much better, dickweed?
>> >
>> >Yeah, go join the fluffy bunny group if you don't like it.
>> >
>> >Fuck, the sheer enormity of usenet and these dipshits always seem to
>> >land here. What, is there a curse on this place or something?
>> >
>> >pb
>>
>> me or him?
>
>Why, are you paranoid? HIM. The annoying little PC pantywaist.
>I'm not mad at you anymore. Staying mad forever is a chick thing.
i was just trying to be funny.
>Guys get over it.
>
>pb
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
heyo. i have about 80 things going on right now. you have two choices,
stop trying to be number 81, or become my first solution of the day.
- kevbob the chilling
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey Date: Mon, 28 Feb 2005 21:22:24 GMT
--------
In article <280220051057153070%bear@pole.com>,
polar bear wrote:
> Staying mad forever is a chick thing.
> Guys get over it.
I guess that depends on how deeply it got stuck into ya at a key moment
and whether or not it really happened or your panties just got wound up
so tight into yer crack, you THINK it happened in a certain way.
Oh and also 'cause you think sharing the responsibility for a clunky
mishap of a deal and apologizing would cost you a testicle and you're
worried about giving up the last one you have.
I can sympathize with this up to a point, as I have just ONE BIG ONE in
the center that clangs when I walk.
--
HellPope Huey
The Walt Nazis will drag you
into one of those tunnels
and beat the Goofy outta ya.
Then you wake up at the high school level
and find out that the illiteracy level
of our children are appalling.
~ George W. Bush
"I don't get up every morning
and whisper 'Be a jerk' in his ear;
that comes from within."
- "King of the Hill"
Correspondent:: "angelicusrex" Date: Mon, 28 Feb 2005 22:59:13 -0700
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> Why, are you paranoid? HIM. The annoying little PC pantywaist.
> I'm not mad at you anymore. Staying mad forever is a chick thing.
> Guys get over it.
>
> pb
Come over here and call me a pantywaist to my face you Homer Simpson
watchin' little dweeb! The only annoying people here are people like you and
Nenslo with your PATHETIC attempts at flammage! Jesus what a joke! I never
once thought I'd get on this NG and find a bunch of whining imbeciles
comparing themselves to Python and Oscar Wilde! I knew they DRESSED like
Oscar, and the girls in Python, but a suit does not always make the man.
Fucking whiners.
A.P.
Correspondent:: polar bear Date: Tue, 01 Mar 2005 03:30:06 -0800
--------
In article <38ielhF5dtc8mU1@individual.net>, "angelicusrex"
wrote:
> > Why, are you paranoid? HIM. The annoying little PC pantywaist.
> > I'm not mad at you anymore. Staying mad forever is a chick thing.
> > Guys get over it.
> >
> > pb
>
> Come over here and call me a pantywaist to my face you Homer Simpson
> watchin' little dweeb!
A. I don't watch TV
B. I'd snap you in half like a dry twig.
The only annoying people here are people like you and
> Nenslo with your PATHETIC attempts at flammage!
C. Flames? Feh. We're simply stating the obvious.
Jesus what a joke! I never
> once thought I'd get on this NG and find a bunch of whining imbeciles
> comparing themselves to Python and Oscar Wilde! I knew they DRESSED like
> Oscar, and the girls in Python, but a suit does not always make the man.
D. Yes, but the fur ALWAYS makes the bear.
>
> Fucking whiners.
>
E. Thank you for pointing that out. Anything else you'd like to see
changed around here? Don't hold back on our account.
pb
Correspondent:: "angelicusrex" Date: Tue, 1 Mar 2005 12:25:40 -0700
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"polar bear" wrote in message
news:010320050330066797%bear@pole.com...
> In article <38ielhF5dtc8mU1@individual.net>, "angelicusrex"
> wrote:
> A. I don't watch TV
Yeah, right...
I'll believe that for a dollar!
>
> B. I'd snap you in half like a dry twig.
Heheh. Right. Does the term "Polarbear doesn't know his ass from a hole in
the ground" sound familiar to you?
Anyway this shit is easy to say on a computer. Twiggy.
> The only annoying people here are people like you and
>> Nenslo with your PATHETIC attempts at flammage!
>
> C. Flames? Feh. We're simply stating the obvious.
Feh? Who are you channeling now? Shecky Green?
> D. Yes, but the fur ALWAYS makes the bear.
Oh yeah, you're fuzzy all right. And Bare in all the right places I am sure.
>
>>
>> Fucking whiners.
>>
>
> E. Thank you for pointing that out. Anything else you'd like to see
> changed around here? Don't hold back on our account.
I'd just love to see you guys, for once, stop gang-banging people Stang and
Nenslo don't like, like a bunch of demented bonobos! Stop fucking whining!
A.P. (AKA BIG MOTHERFUCKING KODIAK BEAR).
Correspondent:: polar bear Date: Wed, 02 Mar 2005 00:17:12 -0800
--------
In article <38jttrF5qoikkU1@individual.net>, "angelicusrex"
wrote:
> "polar bear" wrote in message
> news:010320050330066797%bear@pole.com...
> > In article <38ielhF5dtc8mU1@individual.net>, "angelicusrex"
> > wrote:
>
> > A. I don't watch TV
>
> Yeah, right...
> I'll believe that for a dollar!
A.a believe whatever you like.
>
> >
> > B. I'd snap you in half like a dry twig.
>
> Heheh. Right. Does the term "Polarbear doesn't know his ass from a hole in
> the ground" sound familiar to you?
B.a Does the term, Lynwood Public Library at 7.00PM next Saturday mean
anything to you?
>
> Anyway this shit is easy to say on a computer. Twiggy.
B.b Mirror, Mirror
>
> > The only annoying people here are people like you and
> >> Nenslo with your PATHETIC attempts at flammage!
> >
> > C. Flames? Feh. We're simply stating the obvious.
>
> Feh? Who are you channeling now? Shecky Green?
C..a Holey crap. A reference to someone I've never heard of.
Ha Ha. Turns out it's some TV personality.
Now look who's Homer Simpson. Snuh!
>
> > D. Yes, but the fur ALWAYS makes the bear.
>
> Oh yeah, you're fuzzy all right. And Bare in all the right places I am sure.
D.a Oh man, I am just ROTFLMAO right about now. What a cut-up! Monty
Python couldn't have said it any better. Can I hear a LOL? C'mon....
just a little LOL for 'ol poley bear :-)
>
> >
> >>
> >> Fucking whiners.
> >>
> >
> > E. Thank you for pointing that out. Anything else you'd like to see
> > changed around here? Don't hold back on our account.
>
> I'd just love to see you guys, for once, stop gang-banging people Stang and
> Nenslo don't like, like a bunch of demented bonobos! Stop fucking whining!
E.a You need to get your characters straight here bub. I only jump on
when it's someone *I* don't like. Why, I'm even civil with purple,
the most reviled character here, after nenslo. He and I get along
just fine without anyone else's approval. If you ask me, it's YOU
who's looking for approval. Well alright. I approve. There. Feel
any better?
>
> A.P. (AKA BIG MOTHERFUCKING KODIAK BEAR).
sez u
Remember, Lynwood Public Library. Better be there.
pb
Correspondent:: "angelicusrex" Date: Thu, 3 Mar 2005 02:29:52 -0700
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"polar bear" wrote in message
news:020320050017127812%bear@pole.com...
> In article <38jttrF5qoikkU1@individual.net>, "angelicusrex"
> wrote:
>
>> "polar bear" wrote in message
>> news:010320050330066797%bear@pole.com...
>> > In article <38ielhF5dtc8mU1@individual.net>, "angelicusrex"
>> > wrote:
> B.a Does the term, Lynwood Public Library at 7.00PM next Saturday mean
> anything to you?
Actually, no it doesn't. I have no idea where Lynwood is. And I have my
doubts that it would be worth my time and effort to go there and kick your
sorry polar bear ass just because you got your titty in a wringer over some
fucking posts. You want to kick some ass? Go find some hobo or something
down by the Lynwood Pubic Library and stomp him. Then you can pretend he is
me and get your rocks off that way. Fucking hillbilly.
>> Feh? Who are you channeling now? Shecky Green?
>
> C..a Holey crap. A reference to someone I've never heard of.
Holy crap, you are an ignorant red-neck!
> Ha Ha. Turns out it's some TV personality.
> Now look who's Homer Simpson. Snuh!
I called you a Homer Simpson Watching...oh never mind, all that mercury
poisoned tuna your mom ingested seems to have had some effect on your IQ.
A.P.
Correspondent:: polar bear Date: Thu, 03 Mar 2005 23:41:16 -0800
--------
In article <38o3nsF5milmjU1@individual.net>, "angelicusrex"
wrote:
> "polar bear" wrote in message
> news:020320050017127812%bear@pole.com...
> > In article <38jttrF5qoikkU1@individual.net>, "angelicusrex"
> > wrote:
> >
> >> "polar bear" wrote in message
> >> news:010320050330066797%bear@pole.com...
> >> > In article <38ielhF5dtc8mU1@individual.net>, "angelicusrex"
> >> > wrote:
>
> > B.a Does the term, Lynwood Public Library at 7.00PM next Saturday mean
> > anything to you?
>
> Actually, no it doesn't. I have no idea where Lynwood is.
It's in Los Angeles. That's another Subgenius test you failed, poseur.
And I have my
> doubts that it would be worth my time and effort to go there and kick your
> sorry polar bear ass just because you got your titty in a wringer over some
> fucking posts. You want to kick some ass? Go find some hobo or something
> down by the Lynwood Pubic Library and stomp him. Then you can pretend he is
> me and get your rocks off that way. Fucking hillbilly.
Fucking hillbilly is it? You jump all over us when we make some little
crack about gays, but somehow it's OK for *YOU* to belittle the fine
people of Appalacia? Anyone else see a double standard here?
>
> >> Feh? Who are you channeling now? Shecky Green?
> >
> > C..a Holey crap. A reference to someone I've never heard of.
>
> Holy crap, you are an ignorant red-neck!
There you go again with the stereotypes. Man, what a hypocrite.
>
> > Ha Ha. Turns out it's some TV personality.
> > Now look who's Homer Simpson. Snuh!
>
> I called you a Homer Simpson Watching...oh never mind, all that mercury
> poisoned tuna your mom ingested seems to have had some effect on your IQ.
>
Polar bears don't eat tuna, you moron. They eat seals.
pb
Correspondent:: "angelicusrex" Date: Fri, 4 Mar 2005 01:39:54 -0700
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"polar bear" wrote in message
>> Actually, no it doesn't. I have no idea where Lynwood is.
>
> It's in Los Angeles. That's another Subgenius test you failed, poseur.
I lived in L.A. for thirteen years and never heard of Lynwood. Which only
means its just a pissant suburb no one there cares about. Secondarily, about
the test: Tell it to someone who gives a shit. I paid my dues. And in my
testing book, you're about as Pink as doiley on the semen stained pink
naugahyde chair in Nenslo's Fag Chamber of SexSin.
> Fucking hillbilly is it?
I don't know, is it?
It takes the cream from the baskets. It rubs the cream on its body...
> You jump all over us when we make some little
> crack about gays,
I jumped on one guy who was being a homophobe and spreading hate against
gays, not someone who was "making a crack" you dumb hunk of lumber.
> but somehow it's OK for *YOU* to belittle the fine
> people of Appalacia?
Actually I was thinking of Arkansas, but O.K. Whatever hills you live in.
Maybe it's Lynwood hills? But Hillbillies are not a race of people or even
a subculture. Hillbillies and dumb motherfuckers with no education who live
in the backwoods and hills of America and oh, kill abortion doctors in the
name of Jesus, ply their underaged daughters with bad moonshine so they can
fuck them and sell their grandmas as whores when they get into town to buy
bacon and flour, so they can have both waterproofing and materials for their
grannie's dresses...get the picture? You fucking dunce.
> Anyone else see a double standard here?
Only a numbnuts would sit thar on his ol' stump, his ol' hound down at his
feet, smoking his corncob pipe and proclaim: "By Gum Ma! We're a real
cultural treasure to this here country! I'm a gonna write a letter to my
senator all about it, once I get done fuckin' all them chickens and when I
larn how to write! I'm tired o' them damn yankees and carpet-baggers
callin's us Hillbillies! I thank we ought to be called Billhillies!"
> There you go again with the stereotypes.
That's because YOU ARE A STEREOTYPE...do you hear me calling anyone else a
hillbilly on this NG? I'm callin' you one, dickface! Don't like it? Meet me
at the Palamino Library on Saturday and 9:00 PM. Be there, or by god, I'll
call you a hillbilly again!
> Man, what a hypocrite.
Do you even know what that word means? Hillbilly is a derisive term I use
for YOU. I would never call a person born in the wilds of Appalachia who
actually has a job or a talent or a still, a Hillbilly. But you, you're just
a rednecked peckerwood with no class. You are a hillbilly to me. Now, no one
is a "faggot" to me unless they insist on being called one. Just as no one
is a nigger to me; Or as no one is rag-head, sand-nigger, towel-head, wog,
spic, chink, porchmonkey or a limey. But Hillbillies as far as I know are of
no particular race, no particular cultural heritage, no particular creed or
religion, they just seem to appear in movies to fuck people (usually men) in
the ass. So if you'd prefer, like Nenslo, to be called a faggot, I can
comply.
Hope none of those words were too big for you, BillyBob.
> Polar bears don't eat tuna, you moron. They eat seals.
Polar bears eat whatever the fuck is put in front of them asshole. Ask
anyone in Polar Bear country. Shit, you call yourself by the name of an
animal you don't even know! Tell you what, Polar Bears are one of the only
animals that stalk and kill humans for food on purpose all the time. And if
you have tuna fish in your back pack, they'll eat that too. As for you, You
are NOT a bear. And neither was your mother. Stupid.
A.P.
Correspondent:: polar bear Date: Fri, 04 Mar 2005 04:54:43 -0800
--------
In article <38ql6dF5rv9vfU1@individual.net>, "angelicusrex"
wrote:
> "polar bear" wrote in message
>
> >> Actually, no it doesn't. I have no idea where Lynwood is.
> >
> > It's in Los Angeles. That's another Subgenius test you failed, poseur.
>
> I lived in L.A. for thirteen years and never heard of Lynwood. Which only
> means its just a pissant suburb no one there cares about.
Now you're insultng the delightful suburbs of Los Angeles? Is there no
limit to your venom? Oh, the humanity!@
Secondarily, about
> the test: Tell it to someone who gives a shit. I paid my dues. And in my
> testing book, you're about as Pink as doiley on the semen stained pink
> naugahyde chair in Nenslo's Fag Chamber of SexSin.
>
> > Fucking hillbilly is it?
>
> I don't know, is it?
>
> It takes the cream from the baskets. It rubs the cream on its body...
Yeah? Well I`ll get you, and your little dog too!
>
>
> > You jump all over us when we make some little
> > crack about gays,
>
> I jumped on one guy who was being a homophobe and spreading hate against
> gays, not someone who was "making a crack" you dumb hunk of lumber.
Now he insults trees! TREES I tell you! This guy's worse than Hitler.
>
> > but somehow it's OK for *YOU* to belittle the fine
> > people of Appalacia?
>
> Actually I was thinking of Arkansas, but O.K. Whatever hills you live in.
> Maybe it's Lynwood hills? But Hillbillies are not a race of people or even
> a subculture. Hillbillies and dumb motherfuckers with no education who live
> in the backwoods and hills of America and oh, kill abortion doctors in the
> name of Jesus, ply their underaged daughters with bad moonshine so they can
> fuck them and sell their grandmas as whores when they get into town to buy
> bacon and flour, so they can have both waterproofing and materials for their
> grannie's dresses...get the picture? You fucking dunce.
Oh yes. I do indeed. You've shown your true colors quite nicely, Mr
paid-up Subgenius, sir. Yep.
>
> > Anyone else see a double standard here?
>
> Only a numbnuts would sit thar on his ol' stump, his ol' hound down at his
> feet, smoking his corncob pipe and proclaim: "By Gum Ma! We're a real
> cultural treasure to this here country! I'm a gonna write a letter to my
> senator all about it, once I get done fuckin' all them chickens and when I
> larn how to write! I'm tired o' them damn yankees and carpet-baggers
> callin's us Hillbillies! I thank we ought to be called Billhillies!"
You don't know nuthin'
>
> > There you go again with the stereotypes.
>
> That's because YOU ARE A STEREOTYPE...do you hear me calling anyone else a
> hillbilly on this NG? I'm callin' you one, dickface! Don't like it? Meet me
> at the Palamino Library on Saturday and 9:00 PM. Be there, or by god, I'll
> call you a hillbilly again!
Naw, there's never any parking at the Palamino Library. Tell you what,
I'll meet you at the Rockford Library, in Rockford Connecticut. They
have ample free parking. And bring your little dog. I'll snap him in
half too.
>
> > Man, what a hypocrite.
>
> Do you even know what that word means? Hillbilly is a derisive term I use
> for YOU. I would never call a person born in the wilds of Appalachia who
> actually has a job or a talent or a still, a Hillbilly. But you, you're just
> a rednecked peckerwood with no class. You are a hillbilly to me. Now, no one
> is a "faggot" to me unless they insist on being called one. Just as no one
> is a nigger to me; Or as no one is rag-head, sand-nigger, towel-head, wog,
> spic, chink, porchmonkey or a limey. But Hillbillies as far as I know are of
> no particular race, no particular cultural heritage, no particular creed or
> religion, they just seem to appear in movies to fuck people (usually men) in
> the ass. So if you'd prefer, like Nenslo, to be called a faggot, I can
> comply.
> Hope none of those words were too big for you, BillyBob.
Nope, but you sure do write a lot of 'em.
>
> > Polar bears don't eat tuna, you moron. They eat seals.
>
> Polar bears eat whatever the fuck is put in front of them asshole. Ask
> anyone in Polar Bear country.
Polar Bear country? That's way up in Canada isn't it? Hell, that's
too far away for me.
Shit, you call yourself by the name of an
> animal you don't even know! Tell you what, Polar Bears are one of the only
> animals that stalk and kill humans for food on purpose all the time. And if
> you have tuna fish in your back pack, they'll eat that too. As for you, You
> are NOT a bear. And neither was your mother. Stupid.
>
Oh yeah, I almost forgot. Tuna fish in someone's backpack. One of the
three essential foods polar bears need for a balanced diet. How
careless of me to overlook that.
What an ultramaroon.
pb
Correspondent:: "angelicusrex" Date: Fri, 4 Mar 2005 14:07:42 -0700
--------
"polar bear" wrote in message
> Now he insults trees! TREES I tell you! This guy's worse than Hitler.
I insulted you, as being a pieces of a dead tree. You seem to be a little
upset, perhaps another jug o' shine?
> Oh yes. I do indeed. You've shown your true colors quite nicely, Mr
> paid-up Subgenius, sir. Yep.
At least I paid up.
> Naw, there's never any parking at the Palamino Library. Tell you what,
> I'll meet you at the Rockford Library, in Rockford Connecticut. They
> have ample free parking. And bring your little dog. I'll snap him in
> half too.
Shows what you know! I have no little dog! Hah!
> Nope, but you sure do write a lot of 'em.
Gawrsh...sorry I got me one o' them ed-choo-kashuns!
> Polar Bear country? That's way up in Canada isn't it? Hell, that's
> too far away for me.
No wonder you're so irate! Better get massive amounts of air
conditioning...Do they really feed you seals in the L.A. zoo?
A.P.
Correspondent:: "frater S.O.D.D.I." Date: 2 Mar 2005 13:32:50 -0800
--------
angelicusrex wrote:
"I never once thought I'd get on this NG and find a bunch of whining
imbeciles..."
Well, *I* never once thought I'd get on this NG and find a bunch of
decerebrate, knuckle-walking, inbred glue-huffers snickering over
stainless steel butt-plugs and genuine Rimba electrosex scrotum
parachutes.
But once I settled in, it was just like old home week.
"Bite your teeth into the ass of life!"
Ian Holm, "Big Night
Correspondent:: brthrn@dangermedia.org
Date: 2 Mar 2005 14:58:09 -0800
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I got you already. Didn't I?
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey Date: Thu, 03 Mar 2005 00:10:43 GMT
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In article <1109799170.842076.217150@l41g2000cwc.googlegroups.com>,
"frater S.O.D.D.I." wrote:
> Well, *I* never once thought I'd get on this NG and find a bunch of
> decerebrate, knuckle-walking, inbred glue-huffers snickering over
> stainless steel butt-plugs and genuine Rimba electrosex scrotum
> parachutes.
> But once I settled in, it was just like old home week.
By GOD, I love an honest man. Its like Diogenes got an upgrade and
started running around with a Q-Beam in each hand.
--
HellPope Huey
Yeah, verily, I say unto you,
stomp ye not the flaming fudge bag,
keepeth thy shoes pure.
Humor has as big a fist as any other form
or maybe bigger.
~ James Thurber
"It looks like Bob knows something
the other team doesn't!"
- Enzyte commercial
Correspondent:: "Rev. Ivan Stang" Date: Tue, 01 Mar 2005 09:10:33 -0500
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In article <280220051057153070%bear@pole.com>, polar bear
wrote:
> In article , Zapanaz
> wrote:
>
> > On Sun, 27 Feb 2005 16:39:11 -0800, polar bear wrote:
> >
> > >In article , Zapanaz
> > > wrote:
> > >
> > >> On Sun, 27 Feb 2005 12:03:41 -0700, "angelicusrex"
> > >> wrote:
> > >>
> > >> >>> geez, aren't your arms tired yet?
> > >> >
> > >> >This is what I meant by idiots who think they are as funny as Python.
> > >> >They
> > >> >ain't.
> > >>
> > >> Oh fuck you. So I try to kid around and have a little fucking fun
> > >> every now and then. Fuck you if you don't like it. I'm not claiming
> > >> it is or isn't as funny as anything else. What have you posted that
> > >> is so much better, dickweed?
> > >
> > >Yeah, go join the fluffy bunny group if you don't like it.
> > >
> > >Fuck, the sheer enormity of usenet and these dipshits always seem to
> > >land here. What, is there a curse on this place or something?
> > >
> > >pb
> >
> > me or him?
>
> Why, are you paranoid? HIM. The annoying little PC pantywaist.
> I'm not mad at you anymore. Staying mad forever is a chick thing.
> Guys get over it.
>
Boy, are you in TROUB-BULLLLLLLLL..... this poor sad thread might take
an entirely different turn NOW.
At that Winterstar thing I was saying how I like to geek with tools
compulsively and said "It's a guy thing," and all these babes in the
audience were nodding. If I'd said something was "a chick thing," those
goddessites probably would have run me out of Delroy on a stang.
--
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Correspondent:: polar bear Date: Wed, 02 Mar 2005 00:52:36 -0800
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In article <010320050910335658%stang@subgeniusNOSPUM.com>, "Rev. Ivan
Stang" wrote:
> In article <280220051057153070%bear@pole.com>, polar bear
> wrote:
>
> > In article , Zapanaz
> > wrote:
> >
> > > On Sun, 27 Feb 2005 16:39:11 -0800, polar bear wrote:
> > >
> > > >In article , Zapanaz
> > > > wrote:
> > > >
> > > >> On Sun, 27 Feb 2005 12:03:41 -0700, "angelicusrex"
> > > >> wrote:
> > > >>
> > > >> >>> geez, aren't your arms tired yet?
> > > >> >
> > > >> >This is what I meant by idiots who think they are as funny as Python.
> > > >> >They
> > > >> >ain't.
> > > >>
> > > >> Oh fuck you. So I try to kid around and have a little fucking fun
> > > >> every now and then. Fuck you if you don't like it. I'm not claiming
> > > >> it is or isn't as funny as anything else. What have you posted that
> > > >> is so much better, dickweed?
> > > >
> > > >Yeah, go join the fluffy bunny group if you don't like it.
> > > >
> > > >Fuck, the sheer enormity of usenet and these dipshits always seem to
> > > >land here. What, is there a curse on this place or something?
> > > >
> > > >pb
> > >
> > > me or him?
> >
> > Why, are you paranoid? HIM. The annoying little PC pantywaist.
> > I'm not mad at you anymore. Staying mad forever is a chick thing.
> > Guys get over it.
> >
>
> Boy, are you in TROUB-BULLLLLLLLL..... this poor sad thread might take
> an entirely different turn NOW.
>
> At that Winterstar thing I was saying how I like to geek with tools
> compulsively and said "It's a guy thing," and all these babes in the
> audience were nodding. If I'd said something was "a chick thing," those
> goddessites probably would have run me out of Delroy on a stang.
I went even further. I was helping some friends return some gear they
borrowed from this lesbian punk band, and as we're fropping round the
kitchen table i sez, so..... is this an all girl band then? heheh.
You could have cut THAT silence with a shonin knife. What could they
say though? It was MY frop. Nowadays a band like that would be
called grrrrl something, or something grrrrls. That was in the 80's
though, before punk developed a sense of irony.
polar grrrrrl
Correspondent:: "angelicusrex" Date: Mon, 28 Feb 2005 22:55:21 -0700
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What, is there a curse on this place or something?
>
> pb
Apparently. It's cursed with a bunch of hubris filled wannabes who think
they invented comedy!
A.P.
Correspondent:: Rev DJ Epoch Date: 2 Mar 2005 14:49:16 GMT
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"angelicusrex" wrote in news:38iee8F5mj2g2U1
@individual.net:
>
>
> What, is there a curse on this place or something?
>>
>> pb
>
> Apparently. It's cursed with a bunch of hubris filled wannabes who think
> they invented comedy!
>
> A.P.
>
Congratulations, you have just won the alt.slack award for "Best Don
Rickles Impersonation by a SubGenius". Unfortunately, your award fell into
the channel outhouse and nobody is gonna want to go swimming in THAT mess
to dig it out!
p.s., btw, this place IS cursed. And until a handsome frog prince kisses
Nenslo and turns him back into a cheery Martha Stewart t'will always be so.
--
12th Epochalyptic FisTempleDungeon of The Church of Our Lady of Perpetual
Motion
Cathedral, Carwash and Dancehall- Home of the Traci Lords Memorial Brothel
Rev. DJ Epoch - proprietor and janitor
Divine Southern Redneck Yeti Clench Recruitment site: http://revdjepoch.COM
"Yeah yeah. It's all fun and games until someone ingests a quantum
singularity and implodes!!"
-- DJ Epoch
"People from other countries are so goddamned foreign. I hope they stay
where they come from."
-- HellPope Huey
Correspondent:: phy Date: Sun, 27 Feb 2005 20:44:42 GMT
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"angelicusrex" wrote in
news:38ejr9F5nfta4U1@individual.net:
> This is what I meant by "mongrels tearing you apart for being weak."
>
> Doesn't take long to find primary examples of shitheadism in this group.
Grow a damn funny bone. I feel sad for the guy for losing his cat, but that
crack of cosby's brought tears to my eyes I was laughing so hard.