Who is *really* behind your secret Internet affair?
Correspondent:: "Modemac"
Date: 7 Feb 2005 11:29:12 -0800
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A budding romance between a Jordanian man and woman turned into an ugly
public divorce when the couple found out that they were in fact man and
wife, state media reported.
Separated for several months, boredom and chance briefly re-united Bakr
Melhem and his wife Sanaa in an Internet chat room, the official Petra
news agency said. Bakr, who passed himself off as Adnan, fell head over
heels for Sanaa, who signed off as Jamila (beautiful) and described
herself as a cultured, unmarried woman -- a devout Muslim whose hobby
was reading, Petra said. Cyber love blossomed between the pair for
three months and soon they were making wedding plans.
To pledge their troth in person, they agreed to meet in the flesh near
a bus depot in the town of Zarqa, northeast of Amman.
The shock of finding out their true identities was too much for the
pair. Upon seeing Sanaa-alias-Jamila, Bakr-alias-Adnan turned white and
screamed at the top of his lungs: "You are divorced, divorced,
divorced" -- the traditional manner of officially ending a marriage in
Islam. "You are a liar," Sanaa retorted before fainting, the agency
said.
Correspondent:: "just john"
Date: 7 Feb 2005 11:34:31 -0800
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Was there any indication in this story that either of both of these
people liked pina coladas?
Correspondent:: "Rev. Richard Skull"
Date: 7 Feb 2005 11:47:53 -0800
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No, but they did like to walk in the rain.
I once had a torrid internet affair with myself!
Boy was I humilitated when I found out the person I had been sending
E-mails to was actually me!
Correspondent:: "just john"
Date: 7 Feb 2005 11:53:12 -0800
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Rev. Richard Skull wrote:
> I once had a torrid internet affair with myself!
>
> Boy was I humilitated when I found out the person I had been sending
> E-mails to was actually me!
I can only DREAM about getting that drunk!
Correspondent:: "shazbot667"
Date: Mon, 7 Feb 2005 19:28:27 -0500
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> > I once had a torrid internet affair with myself!
> >
> > Boy was I humilitated when I found out the person I had been sending
> > E-mails to was actually me!
>
>
> I can only DREAM about getting that drunk!
>
Who says ya hafta get drunk to do that? Or have more frop than you can shake
a stick at? Thankfully all of my appendages haven't gotten jealous,
particularly Suzy Left Palmer and her five sisters, when I've switched up on
'em. Sure would make for some unsightly midnight emissions, and I'm not
talking about paint peeling flatulence either...
Shazbot!
Praise "BOB" and pass the prairie squid
Correspondent:: nenslo
Date: Mon, 07 Feb 2005 22:08:52 -0800
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just john wrote:
>
> Rev. Richard Skull wrote:
>
> > I once had a torrid internet affair with myself!
> >
> > Boy was I humilitated when I found out the person I had been sending
> > E-mails to was actually me!
>
> I can only DREAM about getting that drunk!
I dreamed I was making out with this perfectly beautiful chick and I
said "How did you get to be the most beautiful woman in the world?" and
I suddenly realized it was a DUDE! That made me feel a mite queerly.
Correspondent:: "nu-monet v7.0"
Date: Mon, 07 Feb 2005 14:57:05 -0700
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Rev. Richard Skull wrote:
>
> No, but they did like to walk in the rain.
>
> I once had a torrid internet affair with myself!
>
> Boy was I humilitated when I found out the person
> I had been sending E-mails to was actually me!
I don't think that counts unless you enlarge your
own penis.
--
"Money can't buy you happiness,
but when you're poor, you can't
buy shit, and nobody will loan
you happiness."
--nu-monet
Correspondent:: nenslo
Date: Mon, 07 Feb 2005 22:06:41 -0800
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"Rev. Richard Skull" wrote:
>
> No, but they did like to walk in the rain.
>
> I once had a torrid internet affair with myself!
>
> Boy was I humilitated when I found out the person I had been sending
> E-mails to was actually me!
Oh my god, that same thing happened to me! Maybe it was the same person!!!
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Mon, 07 Feb 2005 22:08:56 GMT
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In article <1107804552.872525.13090@l41g2000cwc.googlegroups.com>,
"Modemac" wrote:
> A budding romance between a Jordanian man and woman turned into an ugly
> public divorce when the couple found out that they were in fact man and
> wife, state media reported.
>> Separated for several months, boredom and chance briefly re-united
Bakr Melhem and his wife Sanaa in an Internet chat room, the official
Petra news agency said. Bakr, who passed himself off as Adnan, fell head
over heels for Sanaa, who signed off as Jamila (beautiful) and described
> herself as a cultured, unmarried woman -- a devout Muslim whose hobby
> was reading, Petra said. Cyber love blossomed between the pair for
> three months and soon they were making wedding plans.
>> To pledge their troth in person, they agreed to meet in the flesh near
> a bus depot in the town of Zarqa, northeast of Amman.
>> The shock of finding out their true identities was too much for the
> pair. Upon seeing Sanaa-alias-Jamila, Bakr-alias-Adnan turned white and
> screamed at the top of his lungs: "You are divorced, divorced,
> divorced" -- the traditional manner of officially ending a marriage in
> Islam. "You are a liar," Sanaa retorted before fainting, the agency
> said.
Sounds like an episode of "Joanie Loves Chachi" done in Farsi.
BTW, that show got Korea's highest ratings for a while, as Chachi means
"penis" in Korean. People from other countries are so goddamned foreign.
I hope they stay where they come from.
--
HellPope Huey
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Everybody gets so much information all day long
that they lose their common sense.
- Gertrude Stein
How would Jesus vote?
Heck, I'd be willing
just to see Him show up to REGISTER.
~Michael on a FreeRepublic.com forum
Correspondent:: nenslo
Date: Mon, 07 Feb 2005 21:54:19 -0800
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Modemac wrote:
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> A budding romance between a Jordanian man and woman turned into an ugly
> public divorce when the couple found out that they were in fact man and
> wife, state media reported.
>
I had an internet affair for two years before I learned that the other
person was ME. It was when I couldn't go to the bus station to meet
myself because I was already meeting somebody else there that I started
to think something was fishy. What's worse, I was pretending to be a
fifteen year old girl so I am also an internet pederast. Damn this
short term memory loss.
Correspondent:: "Rev. Ivan Stang"
Date: Tue, 08 Feb 2005 09:48:59 -0500
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In article <1107804552.872525.13090@l41g2000cwc.googlegroups.com>,
Modemac wrote:
> A budding romance between a Jordanian man and woman turned into an ugly
> public divorce when the couple found out that they were in fact man and
> wife, state media reported.
>
This very thing happened to a SubGenius former couple I knew! Sort of.
He was looking for anonymous sex and one of the things he found on the
Internet was his own wife, also looking for anonymous sex. I guess it
wasn't anonymous enough; she had posted a photo of herself. They
divorced.
That particular marriage wasn't one of mine.
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