Woman finds penis in tomato bottle
Correspondent:: "Modemac"
Date: 17 Feb 2005 10:00:27 -0800

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Stockholm - A Swedish woman said on Sunday that she had found a penis
in a bottle of ketchup.

Viktoria Ed said she was lucky enough to discover the organ before
putting the sauce on her bread rolls, unlike her husband Stefan and
their children, Madeleine and Simon.

"It looked like a penis, of an adult if it's human, and medium sized,"
she said.

"It's disgusting. The top of the bottle was intact, as if it had just
left the factory. We would like to know how this thing ended up in a
ketchup bottle."

The Godegaarden brand ketchup was made in Turkey and distributed in
Sweden by the company Axfood. The shop where the ketchup was bought on
Friday has thrown out the rest of its stock.


karrisbrid: "I will never buy this brand again, it's finished," vowed
Ed.

Police have taken the object for analysis. - Sapa-AFP



Correspondent:: "ouroboros rex"
Date: Thu, 17 Feb 2005 12:05:07 -0600

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"Modemac" wrote in message
news:1108663227.147244.35890@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com...
> Stockholm - A Swedish woman said on Sunday that she had found a penis
> in a bottle of ketchup.
>
> Viktoria Ed said she was lucky enough to discover the organ before
> putting the sauce on her bread rolls, unlike her husband Stefan and
> their children, Madeleine and Simon.
>
> "It looked like a penis, of an adult if it's human, and medium sized,"
> she said.
>
> "It's disgusting. The top of the bottle was intact, as if it had just
> left the factory. We would like to know how this thing ended up in a
> ketchup bottle."
>
> The Godegaarden brand ketchup was made in Turkey and distributed in
> Sweden by the company Axfood. The shop where the ketchup was bought on
> Friday has thrown out the rest of its stock.
>
>
> karrisbrid: "I will never buy this brand again, it's finished," vowed
> Ed.
>
> Police have taken the object for analysis. - Sapa-AFP
>

Someone'll be looking for that.




Correspondent:: "nu-monet v7.0"
Date: Thu, 17 Feb 2005 11:58:18 -0700

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Modemac wrote:
>
> Stockholm - A Swedish woman said on Sunday that
> she had found a penis in a bottle of ketchup.

This has far deeper meanings.

Isn't their something in Revelations about finding
a penis in ketchup (I think they spelled it "catsup",
however) and "The Seventh Seal", which, of course,
would be a reference to the SWEDISH Ingmar Bergman
movie of the same name.

Another connection is how both Max von Sydow *and*
Bengt Ekerot (who played 'Death'), inserted their
respective penii in bottles of ketchup, or catsup,
during the chess game scene it that very same movie
to help them maintain the serious atmosphere, at
the REQUEST of Bergman, who is still alive, BTW,
having recently been toasted(*) by Hollywood for
his latest directorial masterpiece Analogien Tränga
sig på #38 (Anal Intruders #38).

Only Ramtha knows the truth. Or is that Naptha?

I'll ask Huey. He knows.

--
"YOU BELONG TO US NOW!"
"GET DOWN WITH MY SICKNESS!!"

--Kino Beman, brand name


Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Thu, 17 Feb 2005 19:14:54 GMT

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"nu-monet v7.0" wrote:

>Modemac wrote:
>>
>> Stockholm - A Swedish woman said on Sunday that
>> she had found a penis in a bottle of ketchup.
>
>This has far deeper meanings.
>
>Isn't their something in Revelations about finding
>a penis in ketchup (I think they spelled it "catsup",
>however) and "The Seventh Seal", which, of course,
>would be a reference to the SWEDISH Ingmar Bergman
>movie of the same name.
>
>Another connection is how both Max von Sydow *and*
>Bengt Ekerot (who played 'Death'), inserted their
>respective penii in bottles of ketchup, or catsup,
>during the chess game scene it that very same movie
>to help them maintain the serious atmosphere, at
>the REQUEST of Bergman, who is still alive, BTW,
>having recently been toasted(*) by Hollywood for
>his latest directorial masterpiece Analogien Tränga
>sig på #38 (Anal Intruders #38).
>
>Only Ramtha knows the truth. Or is that Naptha?
>
>I'll ask Huey. He knows.
>
>--

I think the same thing happened in the film,
"The Seventh Samovar" when the cossacks
were playing chess with Bobby Fisher, Ingemar
Johansen, Agnes Moorehead.





Correspondent:: "iDRMRSR"
Date: Thu, 17 Feb 2005 15:24:58 -0500

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>>Or is that Naptha?

Oyyyy! Such a headache. Never sniff the incense of the Giver of Headaches.

[*]
-----




Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Fri, 18 Feb 2005 00:26:32 GMT

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In article <4214E94A.7771@succeeds.com>,
"nu-monet v7.0" wrote:

> Another connection is how both Max von Sydow *and*
> Bengt Ekerot (who played 'Death'), inserted their
> respective penii in bottles of ketchup, or catsup,
> during the chess game scene it that very same movie
> to help them maintain the serious atmosphere, at
> the REQUEST of Bergman, who is still alive, BTW,
> having recently been toasted(*) by Hollywood for
> his latest directorial masterpiece Analogien Tränga
> sig på #38 (Anal Intruders #38).
>
> Only Ramtha knows the truth. Or is that Naptha?
>
> I'll ask Huey. He knows.

I know how to get a fresh battery into the back of my computer
successfully without cornholing it with a jolt of static, but in a
Church where virtually EVERYONE is an anal intruder, you can't tell the
tops from the bottoms without a shoulder-length rubber glove and about
half a can of Goop. Besides, my penis does look a great deal like a
catsup bottle. Big end firtht, you thilly fuckerth.

--

HellPope Huey
Go the the pet store and buy a box of white mice,
such as people feed their pet snakes
and drive around throwing them at people from your car.
That should clear your head a bit.

That best portion of a good man's life:
His little, nameless, unremembered acts
of kindness and of love.
- William Wordsworth

"Cool! I'm vomit!"
- Bart Simpson


Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Fri, 18 Feb 2005 01:51:10 GMT

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HellPope Huey wrote:

>In article <4214E94A.7771@succeeds.com>,
> "nu-monet v7.0" wrote:
>
>> Another connection is how both Max von Sydow *and*
>> Bengt Ekerot (who played 'Death'), inserted their
>> respective penii in bottles of ketchup, or catsup,
>> during the chess game scene it that very same movie
>> to help them maintain the serious atmosphere, at
>> the REQUEST of Bergman, who is still alive, BTW,
>> having recently been toasted(*) by Hollywood for
>> his latest directorial masterpiece Analogien Tränga
>> sig på #38 (Anal Intruders #38).
>>
>> Only Ramtha knows the truth. Or is that Naptha?
>>
>> I'll ask Huey. He knows.
>
> I know how to get a fresh battery into the back of my computer
>successfully without cornholing it with a jolt of static, but in a
>Church where virtually EVERYONE is an anal intruder, you can't tell the
>tops from the bottoms without a shoulder-length rubber glove and about
>half a can of Goop. Besides, my penis does look a great deal like a
>catsup bottle. Big end firtht, you thilly fuckerth.
>
>--

"You want fries with that?"

ba-da-boom!




Correspondent:: "howard"
Date: Fri, 18 Feb 2005 21:28:37 -0000

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; "GfbAEV" wrote in message
news:iSbRd.50080$Th1.34711@bgtnsc04-news.ops.worldnet.att.net...
> HellPope Huey wrote:
>
> >In article <4214E94A.7771@succeeds.com>,
> > "nu-monet v7.0" wrote:
> >
> >> Another connection is how both Max von Sydow *and*
> >> Bengt Ekerot (who played 'Death'), inserted their
> >> respective penii in bottles of ketchup, or catsup,
> >> during the chess game scene it that very same movie
> >> to help them maintain the serious atmosphere, at
> >> the REQUEST of Bergman, who is still alive, BTW,
> >> having recently been toasted(*) by Hollywood for
> >> his latest directorial masterpiece Analogien Tränga
> >> sig på #38 (Anal Intruders #38).
> >>
> >> Only Ramtha knows the truth. Or is that Naptha?
> >>
> >> I'll ask Huey. He knows.
> >
> > I know how to get a fresh battery into the back of my computer
> >successfully without cornholing it with a jolt of static, but in a
> >Church where virtually EVERYONE is an anal intruder, you can't tell the
> >tops from the bottoms without a shoulder-length rubber glove and about
> >half a can of Goop. Besides, my penis does look a great deal like a
> >catsup bottle. Big end firtht, you thilly fuckerth.
> >
> >--
>
> "You want fries with that?"


"May contain nutz" ?







Correspondent:: John Starrett
Date: Thu, 17 Feb 2005 17:55:26 -0700

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Modemac wrote:

> Stockholm - A Swedish woman said on Sunday that she had found a penis
> in a bottle of ketchup.

Big deal. There are penises in every product these days. Just *try* to
find any without corn sweetener, modified food starch, sodium benzoate
or penises.

John Starrett


Correspondent:: John Starrett
Date: Thu, 17 Feb 2005 17:58:32 -0700

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Modemac wrote:

> Stockholm - A Swedish woman said on Sunday that she had found a penis
> in a bottle of ketchup.

Contents: Salt, sugar, sucrose, glucose, fructose, dextrose, lactose,
high-fructose corn syrup, high-density maple syrup, honey, sugar-cane
extract, saccharine, aspartame, sorbitol, corn sweeteners, prune
sweeteners, deal-sweeteners, any and all natural or artificial
sweeteners known to man, salt, artificial flavors, artificial colors,
artificial gravity, wheat, barley, yeast, hops, charcoal, sulfur,
saltpeter, corn husk byproducts, corn syrup solids, geometric solids,
non-euclidian 4 dimensional solids, salt, baking powder, baking soda,
bakalite, aluminum sulfate, calcium carbonate, vinyl laminate, formica,
smegma, cellulose, masonite, linseed oil, turpentine, damar varnish,
salt, one or more of the following: red dye #4, blue dye #92,
ultraviolet tie-dye #69, artificial imitation flavor substitute #6, love
potion #9, cortizone 5, uranium 238, dextro-lysergic acid diethylamide
25, salt, flour (may contain rat droppings and/or insect parts, no more
than 600 parts per cubic centimeter), monosodium glutamate, manganese
dy-hydro-oxyliayte, whaddayoutryinto intimate, dextro- mezoobophone,
soothing mentho-crypto, extract of hydrolyzed re-animated zombie
excrement, dust, salt, silica (may be in the form of ground or shattered
glass), beta hydroxizine (to preserve freshness), helium (to preserve
lightness), formaldehyde (to preserve everything), polyvinyl chloride
(to preserve coolness), poly-unsaturated imitation corn oil substitute,
polycarbonated polydimensional polygons, polyurathane, poly wolly doodle
all the day, riboflavin, niacin, citric acid, folic acid,
acetylsalicylic acid, acetaminophen, ibuprofen, thorazine, testosterone,
serotonin, butane, dopamine, phenylethylamine, phenobarbital,
corticosteroids, natural and artificial endorphins, ritilin, pituitary
extract, human growth hormone, salivary enzymes, non-rhyming rhizomes,
chopped planaria, toad-skin byproducts, dehydrated deuterium,
de-stabilized anti-protons, left-handed proto-muons, neutralized borons,
sterilized morons, salt, MSG, DNA, RNA, MDA, DDT, THC, LSMFT, vitamin
B-12, vitamin B-9, vitamin B-ware, let's not B L-7, vitamin E-coli,
hyperactive yogurt culture, retroactive cheese culture, decadent western
culture, modified wheat starch, rectified chicken parts, stupefied
weasel farts, sodium phosphate, sodium tri- phosphate, sodium tri- poly-
phosphate, sodium octo- mondo- multi- mega- hyper- poly-
phosphate-aroonie, carbonated bat droppings, granulated eel squeezings,
dingo dung, disengorged yak cud, dog sweat, chicken teeth, pig wings,
extract of mutated non-sentient carbon based life forms, lamprey oil,
reconstituted weasel juice, flaked armadillo spoor, turtle wax,
bifurcated groundhog gizzards, clam cubes, zebra phlegm (from
concentrate), laminated ferret droppings, verigated insulated
unexpurgated mime extract, dipwad paste, calcified lemming sweat,
certified pure 100% natural gobbledygook, cross-pollinated corn hybrids,
over-stimulated college co-eds, under-educated retro dead-heads,
slippery jumplings, salt, sterilized ratfink shavings, roasted iguana
nuts, anthrax bacilli, ambergris, imitation artificial semi-sweet
not-quite-chocolate substitute, pasteurized processed squid ink and salt.

Contents may have settled and/or dissolved into goo during shipping.
Product is sold by hyperbole, not by volume.

An artificial food-like substance. Use only as directed. Do not take
internally or allow to come in contact with eyes or skin. Manufacturer
makes no warranties, either implied or expressed, regarding this
product, its safety, validity, origin, use or existence. Should you or
any of your breakfast companions be killed or captured, manufacturer
will disavow all knowledge of your actions.

Part of the illusion of a nutritious breakfast.


http://www.zark.com/pages2/az66/az66_text.html


Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Fri, 18 Feb 2005 01:56:00 GMT

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John Starrett wrote:

>Modemac wrote:
>
>> Stockholm - A Swedish woman said on Sunday that she had found a penis
>> in a bottle of ketchup.
>
>Contents: Salt, sugar, sucrose, glucose, fructose, dextrose, lactose,
>high-fructose corn syrup, high-density maple syrup, honey, sugar-cane
>extract, saccharine, aspartame, sorbitol, corn sweeteners, prune
>sweeteners, deal-sweeteners, any and all natural or artificial
>sweeteners known to man, salt, artificial flavors, artificial colors,
>artificial gravity, wheat, barley, yeast, hops, charcoal, sulfur,
>saltpeter, corn husk byproducts, corn syrup solids, geometric solids,
>non-euclidian 4 dimensional solids, salt, baking powder, baking soda,
>bakalite, aluminum sulfate, calcium carbonate, vinyl laminate, formica,
>smegma, cellulose, masonite, linseed oil, turpentine, damar varnish,
>salt, one or more of the following: red dye #4, blue dye #92,
>ultraviolet tie-dye #69, artificial imitation flavor substitute #6, love
>potion #9, cortizone 5, uranium 238, dextro-lysergic acid diethylamide
>25, salt, flour (may contain rat droppings and/or insect parts, no more
>than 600 parts per cubic centimeter), monosodium glutamate, manganese
>dy-hydro-oxyliayte, whaddayoutryinto intimate, dextro- mezoobophone,
>soothing mentho-crypto, extract of hydrolyzed re-animated zombie
>excrement, dust, salt, silica (may be in the form of ground or shattered
>glass), beta hydroxizine (to preserve freshness), helium (to preserve
>lightness), formaldehyde (to preserve everything), polyvinyl chloride
>(to preserve coolness), poly-unsaturated imitation corn oil substitute,
>polycarbonated polydimensional polygons, polyurathane, poly wolly doodle
>all the day, riboflavin, niacin, citric acid, folic acid,
>acetylsalicylic acid, acetaminophen, ibuprofen, thorazine, testosterone,
>serotonin, butane, dopamine, phenylethylamine, phenobarbital,
>corticosteroids, natural and artificial endorphins, ritilin, pituitary
>extract, human growth hormone, salivary enzymes, non-rhyming rhizomes,
>chopped planaria, toad-skin byproducts, dehydrated deuterium,
>de-stabilized anti-protons, left-handed proto-muons, neutralized borons,
>sterilized morons, salt, MSG, DNA, RNA, MDA, DDT, THC, LSMFT, vitamin
>B-12, vitamin B-9, vitamin B-ware, let's not B L-7, vitamin E-coli,
>hyperactive yogurt culture, retroactive cheese culture, decadent western
>culture, modified wheat starch, rectified chicken parts, stupefied
>weasel farts, sodium phosphate, sodium tri- phosphate, sodium tri- poly-
>phosphate, sodium octo- mondo- multi- mega- hyper- poly-
>phosphate-aroonie, carbonated bat droppings, granulated eel squeezings,
>dingo dung, disengorged yak cud, dog sweat, chicken teeth, pig wings,
>extract of mutated non-sentient carbon based life forms, lamprey oil,
>reconstituted weasel juice, flaked armadillo spoor, turtle wax,
>bifurcated groundhog gizzards, clam cubes, zebra phlegm (from
>concentrate), laminated ferret droppings, verigated insulated
>unexpurgated mime extract, dipwad paste, calcified lemming sweat,
>certified pure 100% natural gobbledygook, cross-pollinated corn hybrids,
>over-stimulated college co-eds, under-educated retro dead-heads,
>slippery jumplings, salt, sterilized ratfink shavings, roasted iguana
>nuts, anthrax bacilli, ambergris, imitation artificial semi-sweet
>not-quite-chocolate substitute, pasteurized processed squid ink and salt.
>
>Contents may have settled and/or dissolved into goo during shipping.
>Product is sold by hyperbole, not by volume.
>
>An artificial food-like substance. Use only as directed. Do not take
>internally or allow to come in contact with eyes or skin. Manufacturer
>makes no warranties, either implied or expressed, regarding this
>product, its safety, validity, origin, use or existence. Should you or
>any of your breakfast companions be killed or captured, manufacturer
>will disavow all knowledge of your actions.
>
>Part of the illusion of a nutritious breakfast.
>
>
>http://www.zark.com/pages2/az66/az66_text.html


And xanthan gum! It gots to have xanthan gum!





Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Fri, 18 Feb 2005 04:51:12 GMT

--------
In article ,
John Starrett wrote:

> Modemac wrote:
>
> > Stockholm - A Swedish woman said on Sunday that she had found a penis
> > in a bottle of ketchup.
>
> Contents: Salt, sugar, sucrose, glucose, fructose, dextrose, lactose,
> high-fructose corn syrup, high-density maple syrup, honey, sugar-cane
> extract, saccharine, aspartame, sorbitol, corn sweeteners, prune
> sweeteners, deal-sweeteners, any and all natural or artificial
> sweeteners known to man, salt, artificial flavors, artificial colors,
> artificial gravity, wheat, barley, yeast, hops, charcoal, sulfur,
> saltpeter, corn husk byproducts, corn syrup solids, geometric solids,
> non-euclidian 4 dimensional solids, salt, baking powder, baking soda,
> bakalite, aluminum sulfate, calcium carbonate, vinyl laminate, formica,
> smegma, cellulose, masonite, linseed oil, turpentine, damar varnish,
> salt, one or more of the following: red dye #4, blue dye #92,
> ultraviolet tie-dye #69, artificial imitation flavor substitute #6, love
> potion #9, cortizone 5, uranium 238, dextro-lysergic acid diethylamide
> 25, salt, flour (may contain rat droppings and/or insect parts, no more
> than 600 parts per cubic centimeter), monosodium glutamate, manganese
> dy-hydro-oxyliayte, whaddayoutryinto intimate, dextro- mezoobophone,
> soothing mentho-crypto, extract of hydrolyzed re-animated zombie
> excrement, dust, salt, silica (may be in the form of ground or shattered
> glass), beta hydroxizine (to preserve freshness), helium (to preserve
> lightness), formaldehyde (to preserve everything), polyvinyl chloride
> (to preserve coolness), poly-unsaturated imitation corn oil substitute,
> polycarbonated polydimensional polygons, polyurathane, poly wolly doodle
> all the day, riboflavin, niacin, citric acid, folic acid,
> acetylsalicylic acid, acetaminophen, ibuprofen, thorazine, testosterone,
> serotonin, butane, dopamine, phenylethylamine, phenobarbital,
> corticosteroids, natural and artificial endorphins, ritilin, pituitary
> extract, human growth hormone, salivary enzymes, non-rhyming rhizomes,
> chopped planaria, toad-skin byproducts, dehydrated deuterium,
> de-stabilized anti-protons, left-handed proto-muons, neutralized borons,
> sterilized morons, salt, MSG, DNA, RNA, MDA, DDT, THC, LSMFT, vitamin
> B-12, vitamin B-9, vitamin B-ware, let's not B L-7, vitamin E-coli,
> hyperactive yogurt culture, retroactive cheese culture, decadent western
> culture, modified wheat starch, rectified chicken parts, stupefied
> weasel farts, sodium phosphate, sodium tri- phosphate, sodium tri- poly-
> phosphate, sodium octo- mondo- multi- mega- hyper- poly-
> phosphate-aroonie, carbonated bat droppings, granulated eel squeezings,
> dingo dung, disengorged yak cud, dog sweat, chicken teeth, pig wings,
> extract of mutated non-sentient carbon based life forms, lamprey oil,
> reconstituted weasel juice, flaked armadillo spoor, turtle wax,
> bifurcated groundhog gizzards, clam cubes, zebra phlegm (from
> concentrate), laminated ferret droppings, verigated insulated
> unexpurgated mime extract, dipwad paste, calcified lemming sweat,
> certified pure 100% natural gobbledygook, cross-pollinated corn hybrids,
> over-stimulated college co-eds, under-educated retro dead-heads,
> slippery jumplings, salt, sterilized ratfink shavings, roasted iguana
> nuts, anthrax bacilli, ambergris, imitation artificial semi-sweet
> not-quite-chocolate substitute, pasteurized processed squid ink and salt.

Wow, you are my ShorDurPerSav for the next 48 minutes! That should be
read with extreme vigor at a Devival. Its not even a rant as such, its
just.... well damn!

--

HellPope Huey
Go the the pet store and buy a box of white mice,
such as people feed their pet snakes
and drive around throwing them at people from your car.
That should clear your head a bit.

That best portion of a good man's life:
His little, nameless, unremembered acts
of kindness and of love.
- William Wordsworth

"Cool! I'm vomit!"
- Bart Simpson


Correspondent:: John Starrett
Date: Fri, 18 Feb 2005 08:01:52 -0700

--------
HellPope Huey wrote:
> In article ,
> John Starrett wrote:
>
>
>>Modemac wrote:
>>
>>
>>>Stockholm - A Swedish woman said on Sunday that she had found a penis
>>>in a bottle of ketchup.
>>
>>Contents: Salt, sugar, sucrose, glucose, fructose, dextrose, lactose,
>>high-fructose corn syrup, high-density maple syrup, honey, sugar-cane
>>extract, saccharine, aspartame, sorbitol, corn sweeteners, prune
>>sweeteners, deal-sweeteners, any and all natural or artificial
>>sweeteners known to man, salt, artificial flavors, artificial colors,
>>artificial gravity, wheat, barley, yeast, hops, charcoal, sulfur,
>>saltpeter, corn husk byproducts, corn syrup solids, geometric solids,
>>non-euclidian 4 dimensional solids, salt, baking powder, baking soda,
>>bakalite, aluminum sulfate, calcium carbonate, vinyl laminate, formica,
>>smegma, cellulose, masonite, linseed oil, turpentine, damar varnish,
>>salt, one or more of the following: red dye #4, blue dye #92,
>>ultraviolet tie-dye #69, artificial imitation flavor substitute #6, love
>>potion #9, cortizone 5, uranium 238, dextro-lysergic acid diethylamide
>>25, salt, flour (may contain rat droppings and/or insect parts, no more
>>than 600 parts per cubic centimeter), monosodium glutamate, manganese
>>dy-hydro-oxyliayte, whaddayoutryinto intimate, dextro- mezoobophone,
>>soothing mentho-crypto, extract of hydrolyzed re-animated zombie
>>excrement, dust, salt, silica (may be in the form of ground or shattered
>>glass), beta hydroxizine (to preserve freshness), helium (to preserve
>>lightness), formaldehyde (to preserve everything), polyvinyl chloride
>>(to preserve coolness), poly-unsaturated imitation corn oil substitute,
>>polycarbonated polydimensional polygons, polyurathane, poly wolly doodle
>>all the day, riboflavin, niacin, citric acid, folic acid,
>>acetylsalicylic acid, acetaminophen, ibuprofen, thorazine, testosterone,
>>serotonin, butane, dopamine, phenylethylamine, phenobarbital,
>>corticosteroids, natural and artificial endorphins, ritilin, pituitary
>>extract, human growth hormone, salivary enzymes, non-rhyming rhizomes,
>>chopped planaria, toad-skin byproducts, dehydrated deuterium,
>>de-stabilized anti-protons, left-handed proto-muons, neutralized borons,
>>sterilized morons, salt, MSG, DNA, RNA, MDA, DDT, THC, LSMFT, vitamin
>>B-12, vitamin B-9, vitamin B-ware, let's not B L-7, vitamin E-coli,
>>hyperactive yogurt culture, retroactive cheese culture, decadent western
>>culture, modified wheat starch, rectified chicken parts, stupefied
>>weasel farts, sodium phosphate, sodium tri- phosphate, sodium tri- poly-
>>phosphate, sodium octo- mondo- multi- mega- hyper- poly-
>>phosphate-aroonie, carbonated bat droppings, granulated eel squeezings,
>>dingo dung, disengorged yak cud, dog sweat, chicken teeth, pig wings,
>>extract of mutated non-sentient carbon based life forms, lamprey oil,
>>reconstituted weasel juice, flaked armadillo spoor, turtle wax,
>>bifurcated groundhog gizzards, clam cubes, zebra phlegm (from
>>concentrate), laminated ferret droppings, verigated insulated
>>unexpurgated mime extract, dipwad paste, calcified lemming sweat,
>>certified pure 100% natural gobbledygook, cross-pollinated corn hybrids,
>>over-stimulated college co-eds, under-educated retro dead-heads,
>>slippery jumplings, salt, sterilized ratfink shavings, roasted iguana
>>nuts, anthrax bacilli, ambergris, imitation artificial semi-sweet
>>not-quite-chocolate substitute, pasteurized processed squid ink and salt.
>
>
> Wow, you are my ShorDurPerSav for the next 48 minutes! That should be
> read with extreme vigor at a Devival. Its not even a rant as such, its
> just.... well damn.

Yup, that is a top notch something. Be sure to give credit to Chuck
Parker www.zark.com.

JS


--
John Starrett


Correspondent:: DrNerdware
Date: Fri, 18 Feb 2005 08:13:58 +0000

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Modemac wrote:
> Stockholm - A Swedish woman said on Sunday that she had found a penis
> in a bottle of ketchup.

She could've sold it to an art gallery and made a fortune.

A shameful waste of creativity.