Correspondent:: "Doktor Dark" Date: 3 Feb 2005 00:43:18 -0800
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I just woke up at 3:03 this morning, pondering the digital clock, &
noticed that if it were 8:08 instead, it would look like the clock were
saying BOB. Should doctrinally-minded obsessive compulsives face
Dobbstown at these moments each day, invoking the Epopt, much like the
ragheads do Mecca? Just a question.
Correspondent:: "ArWeGod" Date: Thu, 03 Feb 2005 09:42:11 GMT
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"Doktor Dark" wrote in message
news:1107420197.986696.43770@g14g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
> I just woke up at 3:03 this morning, pondering the digital clock, &
> noticed that if it were 8:08 instead, it would look like the clock
were
> saying BOB. Should doctrinally-minded obsessive compulsives face
> Dobbstown at these moments each day, invoking the Epopt, much like the
> ragheads do Mecca? Just a question.
If you wake up at 7:34 and look at the clock upside down you might find
out where you are going when you die.
--
ArWeGoingToLeh
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey Date: Thu, 03 Feb 2005 14:12:05 GMT
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In article <1107420197.986696.43770@g14g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>,
"Doktor Dark" wrote:
> I just woke up at 3:03 this morning, pondering the digital clock, &
> noticed that if it were 8:08 instead, it would look like the clock were
> saying BOB. Should doctrinally-minded obsessive compulsives face
> Dobbstown at these moments each day, invoking the Epopt, much like the
> ragheads do Mecca? Just a question.
You face Dobbstown every time you look in the mirror, say "Well, what
the fuck" and then proceed to commit any one of 10,000 Acts of the
Unspeakable Tableaux. Fuck the clock, fuck the doctrine, fuck "Bob." Any
real man would modify one of those kitty-cat clocks where the eyes and
tail swing back and forth with a display that states "TIME TO KILL
AGAIN." Hey kids, what time is it???? There ya go.
--
HellPope Huey
Well I'll be dipped in caramel
and licked clean by blind lesbians
as long as I don't giggle
or have one accidentally feel my beard or my uh oh
"For flavor, instant sex will never supersede
the stuff you have to peel and cook."
~ Quentin Crisp
"If I don't get my tantric sex
on oxycontin, I just can't go on!"
- Jon Stewart
Correspondent:: Rev DJ Epoch Date: 3 Feb 2005 14:36:40 GMT
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"Doktor Dark" wrote in news:1107420197.986696.43770
@g14g2000cwa.googlegroups.com:
> I just woke up at 3:03 this morning, pondering the digital clock, &
> noticed that if it were 8:08 instead, it would look like the clock were
> saying BOB. Should doctrinally-minded obsessive compulsives face
> Dobbstown at these moments each day, invoking the Epopt, much like the
> ragheads do Mecca? Just a question.
>
Couldn't hurt. But you gotta wear the church-approved brain clamps while
you do it.
--
12th Epochalyptic MegaFisTemple Dungeon of The Church of Our Lady of
Perpetual Motion
Cathedral, Carwash and Dancehall- Home of the Traci Lords Memorial Brothel
Rev. DJ Epoch - proprietor and janitor
Divine Southern Redneck Yeti Clench Recruitment site: http://revdjepoch.COM
"Yeah yeah. It's all fun and games until someone ingests a quantum
singularity and implodes!!"
-- DJ Epoch
Correspondent:: "Rev. Ivan Stang" Date: Thu, 03 Feb 2005 10:34:36 -0500
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In article <1107420197.986696.43770@g14g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>,
Doktor Dark wrote:
> I just woke up at 3:03 this morning, pondering the digital clock, &
> noticed that if it were 8:08 instead, it would look like the clock were
> saying BOB. Should doctrinally-minded obsessive compulsives face
> Dobbstown at these moments each day, invoking the Epopt, much like the
> ragheads do Mecca? Just a question.
>
They CAN do that but only if does not interfere with their getting to
work, putting in a full day, collecting their paycheck at the end of
the week and sending ten percent to SubGenius Foundation, Inc., PO Box
181417 Cleveland Heights OH 44118
Incidentally, the Throne Office received your 8X-Day registration $, so
now you are officially allowed to have your drive-in there again.
I accidentally charged your credit card POSTAGE for the Registration,
which I wasn't supposed to do -- normally I bypass the robot when it
charges too much for postage -- so rather than give you a rerun I'l
send you a clutch of the NEW bumper sticker which no one else has seen
yet. And stuff.
--
The SubGenius Foundation, Inc.
(4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath of Dobbs Yeti,
Resurrected, Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)
P.O. Box 181417, Cleveland, OH 44118 (fax 216-320-9528)
Dobbs-Approved Authorized Commercial Outreach of The Church of the SubGenius
SubSITE: http://www.subgenius.com PRABOB
Correspondent:: "Rev. Richard Skull" Date: 3 Feb 2005 08:08:15 -0800
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