Correspondent:: Ivan Stang Date: Wed, 23 Feb 2005 15:37:45 -0500
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Princess Wei and I went to the movie theater to see "The Polar
Express." Well worth it. In fact just looking at the detailing on ONE
RAIL of Santa's sled in this animated movie was well worth the $2 I
spent to see the movie at the Second Run Theater. The promise offered
but not delivered by "Final Fantasy" comes to pass in this visually
astonishing production. They did Chris Van Allsberg's (sp?) art style
justice, and then some. Cute story too.
But that's not the utterly impossible coincidence!
The schizophrenia-inducing POWERFULLY MEANINGFUL COINCIDENCE was that
in the movie end credits, among the hair and fur artists crew, there
were two names RIGHT TOGETHER:
"DOUG SMITH"
and "LISA TUMS"
(and right below that was a "Brett St. Clair.)
Now it JUST SO HAPPENS, by... coincidence (??) ... that my human street
name IS "DOUG SMITH" -- and my wife's name is "LISA"!!!!
(And my middle name is St. Clair. Hey -- did I mention we ALMOST drove
home on... ST. CLAIR AVENUE?)
I ask you -- WHAT ARE THE CHANCES...?!? Could it be anything less than
the Ultimate FINAL CLUE-PROOF?
Anyone who ever doubted my TRUE true identity should see this Christmas
movie, "The Polar Express"
The Great Santa Claus
Correspondent:: John Starrett Date: Wed, 23 Feb 2005 17:34:29 -0700
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Ivan Stang wrote:
> Princess Wei and I went to the movie theater to see "The Polar
> Express." Well worth it. In fact just looking at the detailing on ONE
> RAIL of Santa's sled in this animated movie was well worth the $2 I
> spent to see the movie at the Second Run Theater. The promise offered
> but not delivered by "Final Fantasy" comes to pass in this visually
> astonishing production. They did Chris Van Allsberg's (sp?) art style
> justice, and then some. Cute story too.
>
> But that's not the utterly impossible coincidence!
>
> The schizophrenia-inducing POWERFULLY MEANINGFUL COINCIDENCE was that
> in the movie end credits, among the hair and fur artists crew, there
> were two names RIGHT TOGETHER:
>
> "DOUG SMITH"
> and "LISA TUMS"
>
> (and right below that was a "Brett St. Clair.)
>
> Now it JUST SO HAPPENS, by... coincidence (??) ... that my human street
> name IS "DOUG SMITH" -- and my wife's name is "LISA"!!!!
>
> (And my middle name is St. Clair. Hey -- did I mention we ALMOST drove
> home on... ST. CLAIR AVENUE?)
>
> I ask you -- WHAT ARE THE CHANCES...?!? Could it be anything less than
> the Ultimate FINAL CLUE-PROOF?
Once you figure out the "Tums" part, the final key will fall into place,
and the dance of Maya will cease. Please, please use caution. I still
have a pants size to drop, and I don't want to die before I reach my
ideal weight.
John Starrett
Correspondent:: "Rev. Ivan Stang" Date: Wed, 23 Feb 2005 20:19:31 -0500
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In article , John Starrett
wrote:
> Ivan Stang wrote:
>
> > Princess Wei and I went to the movie theater to see "The Polar
> > Express." Well worth it. In fact just looking at the detailing on ONE
> > RAIL of Santa's sled in this animated movie was well worth the $2 I
> > spent to see the movie at the Second Run Theater. The promise offered
> > but not delivered by "Final Fantasy" comes to pass in this visually
> > astonishing production. They did Chris Van Allsberg's (sp?) art style
> > justice, and then some. Cute story too.
> >
> > But that's not the utterly impossible coincidence!
> >
> > The schizophrenia-inducing POWERFULLY MEANINGFUL COINCIDENCE was that
> > in the movie end credits, among the hair and fur artists crew, there
> > were two names RIGHT TOGETHER:
> >
> > "DOUG SMITH"
> > and "LISA TUMS"
> >
> > (and right below that was a "Brett St. Clair.)
> >
> > Now it JUST SO HAPPENS, by... coincidence (??) ... that my human street
> > name IS "DOUG SMITH" -- and my wife's name is "LISA"!!!!
> >
> > (And my middle name is St. Clair. Hey -- did I mention we ALMOST drove
> > home on... ST. CLAIR AVENUE?)
> >
> > I ask you -- WHAT ARE THE CHANCES...?!? Could it be anything less than
> > the Ultimate FINAL CLUE-PROOF?
>
> Once you figure out the "Tums" part, the final key will fall into place,
> and the dance of Maya will cease. Please, please use caution. I still
> have a pants size to drop, and I don't want to die before I reach my
> ideal weight.
>
> John Starrett
Well I made up the Tums part. We can't remember what the Lisa was,
only that it had three or four letters. So I guess you got a reprieve!
--
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Resurrected, Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)
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Correspondent:: "Rev. Ivan Stang" Date: Fri, 25 Feb 2005 14:20:34 -0500
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In article <230220052019311739%stang@subgeniusNOSPUM.com>, Rev. Ivan
Stang wrote:
> In article , John Starrett
> wrote:
>
> > Ivan Stang wrote:
> >
> > > Princess Wei and I went to the movie theater to see "The Polar
> > > Express." Well worth it. In fact just looking at the detailing on ONE
> > > RAIL of Santa's sled in this animated movie was well worth the $2 I
> > > spent to see the movie at the Second Run Theater. The promise offered
> > > but not delivered by "Final Fantasy" comes to pass in this visually
> > > astonishing production. They did Chris Van Allsberg's (sp?) art style
> > > justice, and then some. Cute story too.
> > >
> > > But that's not the utterly impossible coincidence!
> > >
> > > The schizophrenia-inducing POWERFULLY MEANINGFUL COINCIDENCE was that
> > > in the movie end credits, among the hair and fur artists crew, there
> > > were two names RIGHT TOGETHER:
> > >
> > > "DOUG SMITH"
> > > and "LISA TUMS"
> > >
> > > (and right below that was a "Brett St. Clair.)
> > >
> > > Now it JUST SO HAPPENS, by... coincidence (??) ... that my human street
> > > name IS "DOUG SMITH" -- and my wife's name is "LISA"!!!!
> > >
> > > (And my middle name is St. Clair. Hey -- did I mention we ALMOST drove
> > > home on... ST. CLAIR AVENUE?)
> > >
> > > I ask you -- WHAT ARE THE CHANCES...?!? Could it be anything less than
> > > the Ultimate FINAL CLUE-PROOF?
> >
> > Once you figure out the "Tums" part, the final key will fall into place,
> > and the dance of Maya will cease. Please, please use caution. I still
> > have a pants size to drop, and I don't want to die before I reach my
> > ideal weight.
> >
> > John Starrett
>
>
> Well I made up the Tums part. We can't remember what the Lisa was,
> only that it had three or four letters. So I guess you got a reprieve!
BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA?
I have been going through the little notes I keep in my pocket. On one
of the folded up papers I found that I didn't just VAGUELY REMEMBER,
but had gone so far as to WRITE DOWN those names in the credits.
I DID write down the "Lisa's" last name.
LISA TSE
Not sure where we go from THERE, but... yikes.
If I know my Pinyin Mandarin or whatever you call it, that's pronounced
"SEE" in English-ish. Lisa See.
Shit-Ai-fuck-a-m'dime, I hope this doesn't have something to do with
The Scissors of Sight, and "The Twins with the Scissors of Sight,"
because that would make this all REALLY super-ultra-mysterious.
--
The SubGenius Foundation, Inc.
(4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath of Dobbs Yeti,
Resurrected, Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)
P.O. Box 181417, Cleveland, OH 44118 (fax 216-320-9528)
Dobbs-Approved Authorized Commercial Outreach of The Church of the SubGenius
SubSITE: http://www.subgenius.com PRABOB
Correspondent:: "End x Art" Date: 25 Feb 2005 11:45:36 -0800
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scissorphrenic! hahahahaha!
Why don't I smoke?
Correspondent:: König Prüße, GfbAEV Date: Fri, 25 Feb 2005 20:14:01 GMT
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"Rev. Ivan Stang" wrote:
>In article <230220052019311739%stang@subgeniusNOSPUM.com>, Rev. Ivan
>Stang wrote:
>
>> In article , John Starrett
>> wrote:
>>
>> > Ivan Stang wrote:
>> >
>> > > Princess Wei and I went to the movie theater to see "The Polar
>> > > Express." Well worth it. In fact just looking at the detailing on ONE
>> > > RAIL of Santa's sled in this animated movie was well worth the $2 I
>> > > spent to see the movie at the Second Run Theater. The promise offered
>> > > but not delivered by "Final Fantasy" comes to pass in this visually
>> > > astonishing production. They did Chris Van Allsberg's (sp?) art style
>> > > justice, and then some. Cute story too.
>> > >
>> > > But that's not the utterly impossible coincidence!
>> > >
>> > > The schizophrenia-inducing POWERFULLY MEANINGFUL COINCIDENCE was that
>> > > in the movie end credits, among the hair and fur artists crew, there
>> > > were two names RIGHT TOGETHER:
>> > >
>> > > "DOUG SMITH"
>> > > and "LISA TUMS"
>> > >
>> > > (and right below that was a "Brett St. Clair.)
>> > >
>> > > Now it JUST SO HAPPENS, by... coincidence (??) ... that my human street
>> > > name IS "DOUG SMITH" -- and my wife's name is "LISA"!!!!
>> > >
>> > > (And my middle name is St. Clair. Hey -- did I mention we ALMOST drove
>> > > home on... ST. CLAIR AVENUE?)
>> > >
>> > > I ask you -- WHAT ARE THE CHANCES...?!? Could it be anything less than
>> > > the Ultimate FINAL CLUE-PROOF?
>> >
>> > Once you figure out the "Tums" part, the final key will fall into place,
>> > and the dance of Maya will cease. Please, please use caution. I still
>> > have a pants size to drop, and I don't want to die before I reach my
>> > ideal weight.
>> >
>> > John Starrett
>>
>>
>> Well I made up the Tums part. We can't remember what the Lisa was,
>> only that it had three or four letters. So I guess you got a reprieve!
>
>BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA?
'Little Foss and Big Halsey'
Correspondent:: purple Date: Wed, 23 Feb 2005 22:49:36 -0500
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Well, Doug, good to see you thrown head first into the important issues. But
there is a larger xenochrony (not synchronicity, ya dummy!!) occurring here.
The reason you were reminded of what is so fiercely avoided on this ng is
that you went to the movie on Feb.22 (or today, the 23rd, which is the same
thing since you're in the RAW (23) quadrant).
But there's more, Huey.
I returned THE FAST RUNNER (movie about the real "Polar Express") yesterday
after a few intense discussions about its merits. So you definitely had this
hyper experience only because you were touching my bubble. The Lisa factor
resonates with other events of the last 2 days that must remain secret for
the moment.
And the St. Clair connection is obvious considering my "More Lists" post
yesterday.
It is these types of monkey-signifying moments that my paramedia yoga is
designed to protect you from.
Xenochrony is dangerous!!
Once again, you have discovered I am the prophylactic for this present and
coming plague.
Take heed.
The Great Bob Dobbs
On 2/23/05 3:37 PM, in article 230220051537453345%stang@subgeniusNOSPUM.com,
"Ivan Stang" wrote:
> Princess Wei and I went to the movie theater to see "The Polar
> Express." Well worth it. In fact just looking at the detailing on ONE
> RAIL of Santa's sled in this animated movie was well worth the $2 I
> spent to see the movie at the Second Run Theater. The promise offered
> but not delivered by "Final Fantasy" comes to pass in this visually
> astonishing production. They did Chris Van Allsberg's (sp?) art style
> justice, and then some. Cute story too.
>
> But that's not the utterly impossible coincidence!
>
> The schizophrenia-inducing POWERFULLY MEANINGFUL COINCIDENCE was that
> in the movie end credits, among the hair and fur artists crew, there
> were two names RIGHT TOGETHER:
>
> "DOUG SMITH"
> and "LISA TUMS"
>
> (and right below that was a "Brett St. Clair.)
>
> Now it JUST SO HAPPENS, by... coincidence (??) ... that my human street
> name IS "DOUG SMITH" -- and my wife's name is "LISA"!!!!
>
> (And my middle name is St. Clair. Hey -- did I mention we ALMOST drove
> home on... ST. CLAIR AVENUE?)
>
> I ask you -- WHAT ARE THE CHANCES...?!? Could it be anything less than
> the Ultimate FINAL CLUE-PROOF?
>
> Anyone who ever doubted my TRUE true identity should see this Christmas
> movie, "The Polar Express"
>
>
>
> The Great Santa Claus
Correspondent:: Pope Phil Date: Thu, 24 Feb 2005 12:08:54 +0000 (UTC)
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purple wrote:
> Take heed.
>
in my local dialect that's something to do with blowjobs
Correspondent:: "End x Art" Date: 25 Feb 2005 11:47:12 -0800
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You're such a dork.
Correspondent:: nikolai kingsley Date: Thu, 24 Feb 2005 19:00:27 +1100
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> I ask you -- WHAT ARE THE CHANCES...?!? Could it be anything less than
> the Ultimate FINAL CLUE-PROOF?
if i'd seen that, i would have thought, "oh, that's just Stang and Wei.
they're everywhere, like Elvis, Jesus and Unemployment."
Correspondent:: polar bear Date: Thu, 24 Feb 2005 12:57:54 -0800
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In article <230220051537453345%stang@subgeniusNOSPUM.com>, Ivan Stang
wrote:
> Princess Wei and I went to the movie theater to see "The Polar
> Express." Well worth it. In fact just looking at the detailing on ONE
> RAIL of Santa's sled in this animated movie was well worth the $2 I
> spent to see the movie at the Second Run Theater. The promise offered
> but not delivered by "Final Fantasy" comes to pass in this visually
> astonishing production. They did Chris Van Allsberg's (sp?) art style
> justice, and then some. Cute story too.
>
> But that's not the utterly impossible coincidence!
>
> The schizophrenia-inducing POWERFULLY MEANINGFUL COINCIDENCE was that
> in the movie end credits, among the hair and fur artists crew, there
> were two names RIGHT TOGETHER:
>
> "DOUG SMITH"
> and "LISA TUMS"
>
> (and right below that was a "Brett St. Clair.)
>
> Now it JUST SO HAPPENS, by... coincidence (??) ... that my human street
> name IS "DOUG SMITH" -- and my wife's name is "LISA"!!!!
>
> (And my middle name is St. Clair. Hey -- did I mention we ALMOST drove
> home on... ST. CLAIR AVENUE?)
>
> I ask you -- WHAT ARE THE CHANCES...?!? Could it be anything less than
> the Ultimate FINAL CLUE-PROOF?
>
> Anyone who ever doubted my TRUE true identity should see this Christmas
> movie, "The Polar Express"
>
It also happens that I, POLAR BEAR, sailed on the St. Clair, and on
Lake Erie, no less. I also had a girlfriend in Ohio named Lisa.