YES, YOU! I MEAN YOU! JERKWAD!!!
Correspondent:: nenslo
Date: Fri, 25 Feb 2005 22:50:54 -0800
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Hell jd (short for just dimwitted) I thought when I landed on top of your
head and tore you up and left you for dead and moved on to clearing the
Trolls off of this site... that I had done well. Apparently I should have
paid more attention to you burnt carcass giving me the finger "to
retire" me
from flaming you.
Having read a few of the other your delinquent attempts at flames, I like
you, laughed until I had to run to the toilet. I would like you to
understand a few things before I continue in what I hope you will
qualify as
a high quality rant.
Abandoning your no edumacted idiots is a very cruel act, IMHO. If I cannot
go through the trouble of finding you and skydork a good home, the least I
could do is mail you to EB, who seems to have acquired a bit of knowledge
concerning the care and feeding of you.
Your pathetic attempt at an intelligent dialog on this newsgroup has not
only embarrassed intelligent people, it has also managed to make us
look as
foolish as you for being caught in the same virtual community as you. We can
only weep, and pray that we stop at this resemblance to you, as to look like
you too...well, it's a fate worse than death.
If your ball sack was as big as your mouth you'd be making gay kkk porn
flicks and you would have changed your name to Tart Mary.
your ass is a coin slot in a porn movie booth jagoff.
If you're wiring isn't too fried and you can respond to this, please put
some
effort into it. If it's another lame, boring, intoxicated rambling like
your
last reply, I'll just leave you to your slack-jawed droolings.
Oh - by the way, one of my boot-prints is on your forehead. You may want
to
dust that off as well...
Your logic is flawed, much like that shriveled up hemerhoid you sit on
called a brain..tell you what asshole,why don't you take a break from
being
a Professional Internet idiot, and go juggle pin-less grenades? Or how
about
a career change and become a Professional Suicide Bomber? Either option
is
fine by me, although I actually prefer the latter.
Good God! Why don't modems come with mandatory IQ testing? Really, I
should
sue modem manufacturers for the damage inflicted on my IQ by having to
read
your garbage. That being said, let's address your 'problem.' Basically,
you
are overly-sensitive to superiority of others. In words you cannot
understand without tilting your head, straining to see your screen, and
mouthing the words: you need to firm up.
Tell you what ballsack,you've been slice and diced one too many times so
scram, before I launch you into a state of depression that leads to you
masturbating underneath your hospital bed at night
If there is a better example of a self-loathing insignificant person
than
you, I've yet to observe the pitiful creature.So with that being
said,when
are you going to give your mouth a turn and close that other babbling
hole
between your flapping jaws?" Now scram, before I scare you with some big
words,
Dear God, bless the union of Idiot and Personal Computer, and keep the
fools
a-coming. Amen. I think you've knocked-over one-too-many wallplates with
your head, Dolt. I suggest you reread your copy of "The Complete Idiot's
Guide to Psychology" and study what it says about projection. Then
reread
what you wrote about having a "hateful and spiteful personality." Now,
does
the chapter on projection make sense? If you were trying to intimidate
me,
you need to re-think your attack strategy.
You taking me on is as dumb as a gerbil wandering into a gay bar room
and
asking to be adopted. I move with immaculate precision among the God,
and
you move in a twisting whirl from mental hospital to homeless shelter.
You see your insults (if such weak attempts can be called insults) are
so
obviously premeditated/manufactured that they've lost any and all impact
due
to deplorable timing. They smell of laborious and painstaking design,
which
cancels any impact that might be gained by a true, sharp whit. Are you
understanding this? Probably not, but I expected as much. See, your kind
are
a dime a dozen.
More grade-school lameness from you, eh? The reasonable and prudent
conclusion is that you lack the ability to hold my interest -- or anyone
else's, for that matter. Your insignificance, coupled with your non-
sensical ramblings, overpowers any message you are trying to
communicate.
You went from "somewhat amusing village idiot" directly to "low-level,
easily filtered, background static". Bleh! Oh, where have all the really
good trolls gone?...
If I'm "the stupidest " you've ever read, I can only conclude that you
don't
read your own posts. And why should you? They're about as interesting as
a
pile of cow dung. Actually - come to think of it - they're less
interesting
than a pile of cow dung,
Fuck you very much :-)
Your Master
Correspondent:: purple
Date: Sat, 26 Feb 2005 02:58:40 -0500
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The Great Bob Dobbs
On 2/26/05 1:50 AM, in article 42201C4E.73541080@yahoox.com, "nenslo"
wrote:
> Hell jd (short for just dimwitted) I thought when I landed on top of your
> head and tore you up and left you for dead and moved on to clearing the
> Trolls off of this site... that I had done well. Apparently I should have
> paid more attention to you burnt carcass giving me the finger "to
> retire" me
> from flaming you.
>
> Having read a few of the other your delinquent attempts at flames, I like
> you, laughed until I had to run to the toilet. I would like you to
> understand a few things before I continue in what I hope you will
> qualify as
> a high quality rant.
>
> Abandoning your no edumacted idiots is a very cruel act, IMHO. If I cannot
> go through the trouble of finding you and skydork a good home, the least I
> could do is mail you to EB, who seems to have acquired a bit of knowledge
> concerning the care and feeding of you.
>
> Your pathetic attempt at an intelligent dialog on this newsgroup has not
> only embarrassed intelligent people, it has also managed to make us
> look as
> foolish as you for being caught in the same virtual community as you. We can
> only weep, and pray that we stop at this resemblance to you, as to look like
> you too...well, it's a fate worse than death.
>
>
> If your ball sack was as big as your mouth you'd be making gay kkk porn
> flicks and you would have changed your name to Tart Mary.
> your ass is a coin slot in a porn movie booth jagoff.
>
> If you're wiring isn't too fried and you can respond to this, please put
> some
> effort into it. If it's another lame, boring, intoxicated rambling like
> your
> last reply, I'll just leave you to your slack-jawed droolings.
>
> Oh - by the way, one of my boot-prints is on your forehead. You may want
> to
> dust that off as well...
>
> Your logic is flawed, much like that shriveled up hemerhoid you sit on
> called a brain..tell you what asshole,why don't you take a break from
> being
> a Professional Internet idiot, and go juggle pin-less grenades? Or how
> about
> a career change and become a Professional Suicide Bomber? Either option
> is
> fine by me, although I actually prefer the latter.
>
> Good God! Why don't modems come with mandatory IQ testing? Really, I
> should
> sue modem manufacturers for the damage inflicted on my IQ by having to
> read
> your garbage. That being said, let's address your 'problem.' Basically,
> you
> are overly-sensitive to superiority of others. In words you cannot
> understand without tilting your head, straining to see your screen, and
> mouthing the words: you need to firm up.
>
> Tell you what ballsack,you've been slice and diced one too many times so
> scram, before I launch you into a state of depression that leads to you
> masturbating underneath your hospital bed at night
>
> If there is a better example of a self-loathing insignificant person
> than
> you, I've yet to observe the pitiful creature.So with that being
> said,when
> are you going to give your mouth a turn and close that other babbling
> hole
> between your flapping jaws?" Now scram, before I scare you with some big
> words,
>
> Dear God, bless the union of Idiot and Personal Computer, and keep the
> fools
> a-coming. Amen. I think you've knocked-over one-too-many wallplates with
> your head, Dolt. I suggest you reread your copy of "The Complete Idiot's
> Guide to Psychology" and study what it says about projection. Then
> reread
> what you wrote about having a "hateful and spiteful personality." Now,
> does
> the chapter on projection make sense? If you were trying to intimidate
> me,
> you need to re-think your attack strategy.
>
> You taking me on is as dumb as a gerbil wandering into a gay bar room
> and
> asking to be adopted. I move with immaculate precision among the God,
> and
> you move in a twisting whirl from mental hospital to homeless shelter.
>
> You see your insults (if such weak attempts can be called insults) are
> so
> obviously premeditated/manufactured that they've lost any and all impact
> due
> to deplorable timing. They smell of laborious and painstaking design,
> which
> cancels any impact that might be gained by a true, sharp whit. Are you
> understanding this? Probably not, but I expected as much. See, your kind
> are
> a dime a dozen.
>
> More grade-school lameness from you, eh? The reasonable and prudent
> conclusion is that you lack the ability to hold my interest -- or anyone
> else's, for that matter. Your insignificance, coupled with your non-
> sensical ramblings, overpowers any message you are trying to
> communicate.
> You went from "somewhat amusing village idiot" directly to "low-level,
> easily filtered, background static". Bleh! Oh, where have all the really
> good trolls gone?...
>
> If I'm "the stupidest " you've ever read, I can only conclude that you
> don't
> read your own posts. And why should you? They're about as interesting as
> a
> pile of cow dung. Actually - come to think of it - they're less
> interesting
> than a pile of cow dung,
>
> Fuck you very much :-)
> Your Master
Correspondent:: "krustymadfaker"
Date: 26 Feb 2005 00:48:32 -0800
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>>>>>>>Hell jd (short for just dimwitted) I thought when I landed on
top of your
head and tore you up and left you for dead and moved on to clearing the
Trolls off of this site... that I had done well. Apparently I should
have
paid more attention to you burnt carcass giving me the finger "to
retire" me
from flaming you. >>>>>>>>>>>
Calm down already I just thought you were going to bust a nut sack
again listening to Al Bielik on the radio again last night explaining
how he was watching himself on TV in a crappy movie and it all come
back to him that he was indeed the Star in the movie. As it all came
flooding back to him he realized he could put a stop to the "Are you
just happy to see me or is that a piece of the USS Eldridge sticking
out of your pants" groin jokes. Jeez Nensie Poo you get so upset about
these things. GET A LITTLE SUN LIGHT AND EAT SOME MEAT. YOU WILL FEEL
BETTER.
"Happiness is [DELETED FOR SECURITY REASONS]"
- The Computer
"All internal security agents please turn in your personal effects and
report to the food vats." -Paranoia R.P.G.
Correspondent:: "Rev. Ivan Stang"
Date: Sat, 26 Feb 2005 10:57:55 -0500
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In article <1109407712.295604.288470@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com>,
krustymadfaker wrote:
> >>>>>>>Hell jd (short for just dimwitted) I thought when I landed on
> top of your
> head and tore you up and left you for dead and moved on to clearing the
>
> Trolls off of this site... that I had done well. Apparently I should
> have
> paid more attention to you burnt carcass giving me the finger "to
> retire" me
> from flaming you. >>>>>>>>>>>
>
> Calm down already I just thought you were going to bust a nut sack
> again listening to Al Bielik on the radio again last night explaining
> how he was watching himself on TV in a crappy movie and it all come
> back to him that he was indeed the Star in the movie. As it all came
> flooding back to him he realized he could put a stop to the "Are you
> just happy to see me or is that a piece of the USS Eldridge sticking
> out of your pants" groin jokes. Jeez Nensie Poo you get so upset about
> these things. GET A LITTLE SUN LIGHT AND EAT SOME MEAT. YOU WILL FEEL
> BETTER.
>
Now see I got the impression that Nenslo was finding these hilariously
retarded pissed-off things BY OTHER PEOPLE in OTHER NEWSGROUPS, and
bringing them back here and reposting them as if he wrote them, JUST TO
SEE WHO'LL TAKE THE BAIT.
Because any fool could see that these posts are not Nensletic except in
their placement as "dumbass traps."
--
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Correspondent:: "frater S.O.D.D.I."
Date: 26 Feb 2005 08:56:27 -0800
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Rev. Ivan Stang wrote:
> Now see I got the impression that Nenslo was finding these
hilariously
> retarded pissed-off things BY OTHER PEOPLE in OTHER NEWSGROUPS, and
> bringing them back here and reposting them as if he wrote them, JUST
TO
> SEE WHO'LL TAKE THE BAIT.
>
> Because any fool could see that these posts are not Nensletic except
in
> their placement as "dumbass traps."
I kinda got that too.
Nenslo rarely mis-spells (note "seering" rather than "searing")
Correspondent:: Artemia Salina
Date: Sat, 26 Feb 2005 15:14:59 -0500
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On Sat, 26 Feb 2005 08:56:27 -0800, frater S.O.D.D.I. wrote:
>
> Rev. Ivan Stang wrote:
>> Now see I got the impression that Nenslo was finding these
> hilariously
>> retarded pissed-off things BY OTHER PEOPLE in OTHER NEWSGROUPS, and
>> bringing them back here and reposting them as if he wrote them, JUST
> TO
>> SEE WHO'LL TAKE THE BAIT.
>>
>> Because any fool could see that these posts are not Nensletic except
> in
>> their placement as "dumbass traps."
>
>
> I kinda got that too.
>
> Nenslo rarely mis-spells (note "seering" rather than "searing")
Obviously not Nensletic. They also seem to be extremely old posts and perhaps
from some pre-internet BBS, given the terminology used.
So the question is, does nenslo have a FIDONET flame war archive, and if
so, WHY???
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Correspondent:: "angelicusrex"
Date: Sun, 27 Feb 2005 13:10:38 -0700
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>> Because any fool could see that these posts are not Nensletic except
> in
>> their placement as "dumbass traps."
>
>
> I kinda got that too.
>
> Nenslo rarely mis-spells (note "seering" rather than "searing")
>
Oh bless me! I cannot believe that people think Nenslo surfs the other NGs
for stupid flames, just so someone else will flame his stolen flames and
then he can laugh "all the way to the toilet" about how he really "got" some
poor dumb fuck to answer his troll! I mean, that is about as delinquent,
juvenile and childish as the work of any other ten year old hacker wannabe!
You are really giving Nenslo a whole shitload of credit he doesn't deserve.
On the other hand you may have just outted him on his childlike "trolling
technique" so now everytime he throws in this viscous vitriolic slime,
calling it his own, people will just ignore it as "Non-Nensletic." And for
the life of me I cannot be convinced that everything around here is that
fucking "complex." I mean this is an NG where people say to someone's whose
cat has gotten old "I thought people liked 20 year old pussy!" Please, pull
the other one! I can't believe that all this superfluous, high-handed
hogwash and prepubescent flames are the result of adults trying to be so
entertaining they have finally outwitted everyone, including their own
damned selves! I read Nenslo's flames to me, and saw it when he had no good
comebacks left! He's a fucking idiot! He can't even spell hemorrhoid! Even
though he is one!
A.P.
Correspondent:: Artemia Salina
Date: Sun, 27 Feb 2005 22:13:43 -0500
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On Sun, 27 Feb 2005 13:10:38 -0700, angelicusrex wrote:
> Oh bless me! I cannot believe that people think Nenslo surfs the other NGs
> for stupid flames, just so someone else will flame his stolen flames and
> then he can laugh "all the way to the toilet" about how he really "got" some
> poor dumb fuck to answer his troll!
Actually, I don't believe it either. I think nenslo composed those flames
himself, and that they are directed specifically at you. He doesn't
come out and say so but its written all over them if you read between the
lines. I wouldn't take that shit from him if I was you.
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Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Sat, 26 Feb 2005 17:04:27 GMT
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In article <260220051057551856%stang@subgeniusNOSPUM.com>,
"Rev. Ivan Stang" wrote:
> Now see I got the impression that Nenslo was finding these hilariously
> retarded pissed-off things BY OTHER PEOPLE in OTHER NEWSGROUPS, and
> bringing them back here and reposting them as if he wrote them, JUST TO
> SEE WHO'LL TAKE THE BAIT.
> Because any fool could see that these posts are not Nensletic except in
> their placement as "dumbass traps."
I once put out a Roach Motel and added a little dab of peanut butter in
the middle to enhance its attractive properties. I was awakened at about
3 a.m. by the thrashing noise generated by the MOUSE who had gotten
stuck in it.
I never thought iceknife was anything resembling science, but its quite
clear that Nenslo is peanut butter.
--
HellPope Huey
That's no place for a clothespin, Ethel
This idea that love overtakes you is nonsense.
This is but a polite manifestation of sex.
To love another you have to undertake
some fragment of their destiny.
~ Quentin Crisp
Man: "I'd like to take you out
in a monster-free city."
Woman: "I'd like that."
- from "Gamera: Guardian of the Universe"
Correspondent:: purple
Date: Sat, 26 Feb 2005 12:12:15 -0500
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On 2/26/05 12:04 PM, in article
Grinningbastard-D0DE71.11054526022005@news1.west.earthlink.net, "HellPope
Huey" wrote:
> In article <260220051057551856%stang@subgeniusNOSPUM.com>,
> "Rev. Ivan Stang" wrote:
>
>> Now see I got the impression that Nenslo was finding these hilariously
>> retarded pissed-off things BY OTHER PEOPLE in OTHER NEWSGROUPS, and
>> bringing them back here and reposting them as if he wrote them, JUST TO
>> SEE WHO'LL TAKE THE BAIT.
>> Because any fool could see that these posts are not Nensletic except in
>> their placement as "dumbass traps."
>
> I once put out a Roach Motel and added a little dab of peanut butter in
> the middle to enhance its attractive properties. I was awakened at about
> 3 a.m. by the thrashing noise generated by the MOUSE who had gotten
> stuck in it.
>
> I never thought iceknife was anything resembling science, but its quite
> clear that Nenslo is peanut butter.
That should be "it's", not "its".
The Great Bob Dobbs
Correspondent:: König Prüße, GfbAEV
Date: Sat, 26 Feb 2005 17:17:36 GMT
--------
HellPope Huey wrote:
>In article <260220051057551856%stang@subgeniusNOSPUM.com>,
> "Rev. Ivan Stang" wrote:
>
>> Now see I got the impression that Nenslo was finding these hilariously
>> retarded pissed-off things BY OTHER PEOPLE in OTHER NEWSGROUPS, and
>> bringing them back here and reposting them as if he wrote them, JUST TO
>> SEE WHO'LL TAKE THE BAIT.
>> Because any fool could see that these posts are not Nensletic except in
>> their placement as "dumbass traps."
>
> I once put out a Roach Motel and added a little dab of peanut butter in
>the middle to enhance its attractive properties. I was awakened at about
>3 a.m. by the thrashing noise generated by the MOUSE who had gotten
>stuck in it.
>
> I never thought iceknife was anything resembling science, but its quite
>clear that Nenslo is peanut butter.
>
>--
Creamy, not crunchy...the kind they used to get Mr. Ed to "talk"
Correspondent:: "angelicusrex"
Date: Sun, 27 Feb 2005 13:13:46 -0700
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Dear fucked up Nenslo Worshipers...
The only resemblence to peanut butter Nenslo has is that he is chock full of
peanut filled shit from licking up everyone else's nuts!
The guy is NOT all that and a bag of chips. He's a more than common troll.
I've seen better flames from 16 year old girls on alt.religion.angels!
If he's got a fucking FIDONET archive of flames, it's because he's a lazy
asshole into obsessive mental masturbation.
A.P.
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Mon, 28 Feb 2005 03:13:00 GMT
--------
In article <38enumF5ibdc6U1@individual.net>,
"angelicusrex" wrote:
> Dear fucked up Nenslo Worshipers...
> > The only resemblence to peanut butter Nenslo has is that he is chock full of
> peanut filled shit from licking up everyone else's nuts!
> > The guy is NOT all that and a bag of chips. He's a more than common troll.
> I've seen better flames from 16 year old girls on alt.religion.angels!
> > If he's got a fucking FIDONET archive of flames, it's because he's a lazy
> asshole into obsessive mental masturbation.
Wow, you really want him BAD, dontcha? Leave off, fer godssakes, his
sphincter tone fell off in the road about 80 klicks back.
--
HellPope Huey
Praise the Lord and pass the gallstones
God appoints our graces
to be nurses to other men's weaknesses.
- Henry Ward Beecher
"Every time Jesus shuts a door,
He opens a window."
"Yeah, so we have something to jump out of."
- "Saved!'
Correspondent:: König Prüße, GfbAEV
Date: Mon, 28 Feb 2005 14:18:29 GMT
--------
HellPope Huey wrote:
>In article <38enumF5ibdc6U1@individual.net>,
> "angelicusrex" wrote:
>
>> Dear fucked up Nenslo Worshipers...
>> > The only resemblence to peanut butter Nenslo has is that he is chock full of
>> peanut filled shit from licking up everyone else's nuts!
>> > The guy is NOT all that and a bag of chips. He's a more than common troll.
>> I've seen better flames from 16 year old girls on alt.religion.angels!
>> > If he's got a fucking FIDONET archive of flames, it's because he's a lazy
>> asshole into obsessive mental masturbation.
>
> Wow, you really want him BAD, dontcha? Leave off, fer godssakes, his
>sphincter tone fell off in the road about 80 klicks back.
>
>--
I know! I found it and am using it for the ringer on my cell phone!
It kinda goes, "perrrrrrt, perrrrrrrt!"
Correspondent:: "angelicusrex"
Date: Mon, 28 Feb 2005 21:50:08 -0700
--------
"HellPope Huey" > Wow, you really want him BAD, dontcha? Leave off, fer
godssakes, his
> sphincter tone fell off in the road about 80 klicks back.
Don't fucking defend his toneless asshole to me, I'll just stuff a pink
plastic pussy sleeve into it and fuck that!
A.P.
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Tue, 01 Mar 2005 16:50:25 GMT
--------
In article <38iak0F5kt5uoU1@individual.net>,
"angelicusrex" wrote:
> "HellPope Huey" > Wow, you really want him BAD, dontcha? Leave off, fer
> godssakes, his sphincter tone fell off in the road about 80 klicks back.
>
> Don't fucking defend his toneless asshole to me, I'll just stuff a pink
> plastic pussy sleeve into it and fuck that!
As you dance to "The Masochism Tango," hotcha.
--
HellPope Huey
I like to gouge wattled matrons with sporks
I do not have a psychiatrist
and I do not want one,
for the simple reason
that if he listened to me long enough,
he might become disturbed.
~ "Carpe Noctem, If You Can",
Credos and Curios
My father had a profound influence on me.
He was a lunatic.
~ Spike Milligan
Correspondent:: polar bear
Date: Mon, 28 Feb 2005 11:13:05 -0800
--------
In article
,
HellPope Huey wrote:
> In article <260220051057551856%stang@subgeniusNOSPUM.com>,
> "Rev. Ivan Stang" wrote:
>
> > Now see I got the impression that Nenslo was finding these hilariously
> > retarded pissed-off things BY OTHER PEOPLE in OTHER NEWSGROUPS, and
> > bringing them back here and reposting them as if he wrote them, JUST TO
> > SEE WHO'LL TAKE THE BAIT.
> > Because any fool could see that these posts are not Nensletic except in
> > their placement as "dumbass traps."
>
> I once put out a Roach Motel and added a little dab of peanut butter in
> the middle to enhance its attractive properties. I was awakened at about
> 3 a.m. by the thrashing noise generated by the MOUSE who had gotten
> stuck in it.
>
> I never thought iceknife was anything resembling science, but its quite
> clear that Nenslo is peanut butter.
>
Hey, speaking of peanut butter, we had a DJ play here last friday who
calls himself Peanut Butter Wolf. He double-billed with another DJ
called Grape Jelly Bear.
NO, I swear, it true! You just can't make this stuff up.
pb
Correspondent:: "Quirk"
Date: 1 Mar 2005 08:56:21 -0800
--------
polar bear wrote:
> Hey, speaking of peanut butter, we had a DJ play here last friday who
> calls himself Peanut Butter Wolf.
Peanut Butter Wolf is a legendary DJ, BTW. I saw him when he played in
Toronto. Great stuff.
Correspondent:: polar bear
Date: Wed, 02 Mar 2005 12:38:57 -0800
--------
In article <1109696181.542010.135970@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com>,
"Quirk" wrote:
> polar bear wrote:
>
> > Hey, speaking of peanut butter, we had a DJ play here last friday who
> > calls himself Peanut Butter Wolf.
>
> Peanut Butter Wolf is a legendary DJ, BTW. I saw him when he played in
> Toronto. Great stuff.
That figures. I missed him by one day. Grrr.
pb
Correspondent:: brthrn@dangermedia.org
Date: 2 Mar 2005 12:42:00 -0800
--------
And you're fat.
Correspondent:: "krustymadfaker"
Date: 26 Feb 2005 12:43:32 -0800
--------
>>>>>>Now see I got the impression that Nenslo was finding these
hilariously
retarded pissed-off things BY OTHER PEOPLE in OTHER NEWSGROUPS, and
bringing them back here and reposting them as if he wrote them, JUST TO
SEE WHO'LL TAKE THE BAIT.
Because any fool could see that these posts are not Nensletic except in
their placement as "dumbass traps." >>>>>>>
He sold me something and I bought it!! I don't actually read anything a
subgenius writes, I just look at the names and revel in my bad posts
back!! hee, hee, hee!!
"Happiness is [DELETED FOR SECURITY REASONS]"
- The Computer
"All internal security agents please turn in your personal effects and
report to the food vats." -Paranoia R.P.G.
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Correspondent:: nikolai kingsley
Date: Sat, 26 Feb 2005 22:52:13 +1100
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> Good God! Why don't modems come with mandatory IQ testing?
time was they did. you needed to be a freak in order to get them
working. ATH0.
Correspondent:: "angelicusrex"
Date: Sun, 27 Feb 2005 13:01:16 -0700
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"nenslo" wrote in message
news:42201C4E.73541080@yahoox.com...
> Hell jd (short for just dimwitted)
Oh, brother! Nenslo calls this an adult-flame as compared to other's
"delinquent attempts???"
> I thought when I landed on top of your
> head and tore you up and left you for dead and moved on to clearing the
> Trolls off of this site... that I had done well.
Boast of the Hubris Filled Curmudgeon.
> Apparently I should have
> paid more attention to you burnt carcass giving me the finger "to
> retire" me
> from flaming you.
Yeah, you need to go from one burnt carcass to another and put a bullet in
their heads, just to make sure they're dead. You witless fuck. You just GOT
YOUR WHOLE PLATOON KILLED, SOLDIER!
> Having read a few of the other your delinquent attempts at flames, I like
> you, laughed until I had to run to the toilet.
Just run to the toilet whether you laugh or not, you are stinking up the
joint!
> I would like you to
> understand a few things before I continue in what I hope you will
> qualify as
> a high quality rant.
That would be hard to do, since no one can understand a gawddamned word you
say anyhow.
> Abandoning your no edumacted idiots is a very cruel act, IMHO.
The word Humble Opinion coupled with Nenslo is an OXYMORON.
> Your pathetic attempt at an intelligent dialog on this newsgroup has not
> only embarrassed intelligent people, it has also managed to make us
> look as
> foolish as you for being caught in the same virtual community as you.
Caught in it? Jeez, I thought you Invented this NG?
> We can
> only weep, and pray that we stop at this resemblance to you, as to look
> like
> you too...well, it's a fate worse than death.
Cliched. Try some other time-worn phrases here...
> If your ball sack was as big as your mouth you'd be making gay kkk porn
> flicks and you would have changed your name to Tart Mary.
When reason fails and rationality is at a loss, always fall back on the old
ad hominem, "You're a fascist!" attack. Always works well with delinquent
trolls.
> your ass is a coin slot in a porn movie booth jagoff.
Now Nenslo descends into complete foul-mouthed gibberish. Didn't take
long...
>
> If you're wiring isn't too fried and you can respond to this, please put
> some
> effort into it.
I did. Why didn't you put some effort into this poorly squeezed out verbal
shit stain?
> If it's another lame, boring, intoxicated rambling like
this one...
> I'll just leave you to your slack-jawed droolings.
At least his tormented trolls have slack. Something Nenslo sorely lacks.
hey, that rhymed!
> Oh - by the way, one of my boot-prints is on your forehead. You may want
> to
> dust that off as well...
Why? It's a badge of honor around here to walk around with Nenslo electronc
"boot prints" on one's cyber head...
> Your logic is flawed, much like that shriveled up hemerhoid you sit on
> called a brain..
Learn how to spell the word hemorrhoid, stupid!
> tell you what asshole,why don't you take a break from
> being
> a Professional Internet idiot,
You first!
> and go juggle pin-less grenades? Or how
> about
> a career change and become a Professional Suicide Bomber?
Wouldn't juggling pin-less grenades kind of be the same as being a suicide
bomber? Plus the P.C. term is now "Homicide Bomber." According to G.W.
Bush's homosexual press corp.
> Either option
> is
> fine by me, although I actually prefer the latter.
They are both the same, stupid!
> Good God! Why don't modems come with mandatory IQ testing?
Because if they did you wouldn't ever be able to get on-line.
> Dear God, bless the pile of cow dung,
>
> Fuck you very much :-)
> Your Master
Master of what? Baiting? Switch Hitting? Cyber Trolling?
A.P. :-)
Your God!