eclectic bargaining
Correspondent:: "kdetal"
Date: 14 Feb 2005 10:03:21 -0800
--------
DNA Test Confirms Parents of 'Baby 81'
Infant Belongs to Sri Lankan Couple Who Launched Court Battle for His
Custody
"....Jenita Jeyarajah has said that as soon as she regains custody of
her baby, she will fulfill vows to smash 100 coconuts at a temple of
the elephant-headed Hindu god, Ganesh, offer sweet rice to the warrior
god, Murugan, and kill a rooster for the goddess Kali."
Correspondent:: "Rev. Richard Skull"
Date: 14 Feb 2005 12:27:03 -0800
--------
>>"....Jenita Jeyarajah has said that as soon as she regains custody of
her baby, she will fulfill vows to smash 100 coconuts at a temple of
the elephant-headed Hindu god, Ganesh, offer sweet rice to the warrior
god, Murugan, and kill a rooster for the goddess Kali." <<
Well I promise to crush 200 Pinkboy heads, luanch them witha 7-Iron,
the fuck the neck stubs!
Correspondent:: "just john"
Date: 14 Feb 2005 12:42:02 -0800
--------
Rev. Richard Skull wrote:
> >>"....Jenita Jeyarajah has said that as soon as she regains custody
of
>
> her baby, she will fulfill vows to smash 100 coconuts at a temple of
> the elephant-headed Hindu god, Ganesh, offer sweet rice to the
warrior
> god, Murugan, and kill a rooster for the goddess Kali." <<
>
> Well I promise to crush 200 Pinkboy heads, luanch them witha 7-Iron,
> the fuck the neck stubs!
... for anybody in particular?
Or just whichever deity draws watch duty for that shift?
--
* Radio Free Entropy: http://just-john.com/cn/rfe.shtml *
Correspondent:: nenslo
Date: Mon, 14 Feb 2005 14:58:54 -0800
--------
kdetal wrote:
>
> DNA Test Confirms Parents of 'Baby 81'
> Infant Belongs to Sri Lankan Couple Who Launched Court Battle for His
> Custody
>
> "....Jenita Jeyarajah has said that as soon as she regains custody of
> her baby, she will fulfill vows to smash 100 coconuts at a temple of
> the elephant-headed Hindu god, Ganesh, offer sweet rice to the warrior
> god, Murugan, and kill a rooster for the goddess Kali."
MURUGAN! Not very often I run across a deity I never heard of.
http://murugan.org/
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Tue, 15 Feb 2005 03:19:17 GMT
--------
In article <42112D2C.A56436A6@yahoox.com>, nenslo
wrote:
> MURUGAN! Not very often I run across a deity I never heard of.
> http://murugan.org/
Lord Fuckyomama would be your ideal dark lord. He's a dour SOB and no
matter what you pray for or how many offerings you dish up, he still has
his henchman Wolverine sneak up and cut up your flowers and book
shelves. You're lucky if he leaves your damned nuts intact. NEVER MESS
YOUR MIND UP WITH RELIGION. Mama Mojo TOL' me so and you gwine be ALL
mess' up if yo' cross HER. She mash you flat wif dem big tiddies &
stuff.
--
HellPope Huey
The Overlord of Overload
"How are they getting along?"
"On looks alone, as far as I can tell."
- "Night Court"
If you're going through hell, keep going.
- Sir Winston Churchill