"His penis is not only twisted, the head is smaller than the shaft. It
looks kind of like a pencil with a worn out eraser."
"You know, when I met Rick, he grossed me out. But liquor is a crazy drug.
He kept coming around and coming around and he started to look less
disgusting. Damn. Many people have asked me what in the world I was doing
with such a cretin and I have no excuse."
"I go to Wal-Mart, find a guy shopping alone, wait until he isn't looking,
toss a douche bag in his cart, get behind him in line and wait to see the
look on his face as the cashier scans the douche bag."
With compliments of http://www.webwasteland.com/
Correspondent:: Gene Date: Tue, 15 Feb 2005 13:17:57 GMT
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On Tue, 15 Feb 2005 08:33:40 GMT, "Weird Harold"
wrote:
>http://diaryofmydivorce.blogspot.com/2005_01_01_diaryofmydivorce_archive.html
>
> "His penis is not only twisted, the head is smaller than the shaft. It
>looks kind of like a pencil with a worn out eraser."
>
>"You know, when I met Rick, he grossed me out. But liquor is a crazy drug.
>He kept coming around and coming around and he started to look less
>disgusting. Damn. Many people have asked me what in the world I was doing
>with such a cretin and I have no excuse."
>
>"I go to Wal-Mart, find a guy shopping alone, wait until he isn't looking,
>toss a douche bag in his cart, get behind him in line and wait to see the
>look on his face as the cashier scans the douche bag."
>
Now that's FUNNY!!!!!
Correspondent:: "pk te dj" Date: 15 Feb 2005 09:49:15 -0800
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Not if you don't have a full eraser!
John "Nubby" Easterdaycomingsoon
Correspondent:: "pk te dj" Date: 15 Feb 2005 09:49:20 -0800
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Not if you don't have a full eraser!
John "Nubby" Easterdaycomingsoon
Correspondent:: "Rev. Richard Skull" Date: 15 Feb 2005 09:57:02 -0800
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"His penis is not only twisted, the head is smaller than the shaft. It
looks kind of like a pencil with a worn out eraser."
"You know, when I met Rick, he grossed me out. But liquor is a crazy
drug.
He kept coming around and coming around and he started to look less
disgusting. Damn. Many people have asked me what in the world I was
doing
with such a cretin and I have no excuse."
"I go to Wal-Mart, find a guy shopping alone, wait until he isn't
looking,
toss a douche bag in his cart, get behind him in line and wait to see
the
look on his face as the cashier scans the douche bag."
Your first name would not be "Kurt" and would be from Michigan?
I knew a guy in the Army named Kurt and he used to go by Weird Harald
(or Uncle Pervy)
Used to so a great flame swallowing act
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey Date: Tue, 15 Feb 2005 18:17:13 GMT
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In article ,
"Weird Harold" wrote:
> "I go to Wal-Mart, find a guy shopping alone, wait until he isn't looking,
> toss a douche bag in his cart, get behind him in line and wait to see the
> look on his face as the cashier scans the douche bag."
When you go looking for a mate at Wal-Mart, a douchebag usually jumps
INTO your cart, if you put out the right aroma of desperation. I've
never sunk that low and have made out far better by patroling book
stores. Why, I'm soaking in it now. Mmmm......
--
HellPope Huey
My guardian angel is a drunk.
A church with no great anguish on its heart
has no great music on its lips.
- Karl Barth
Why is a birthday cake the only food
you can blow on and spit on
and everybody rushes to get a piece?
- Bobby Kelton
Correspondent:: "Aldo Of Pignotti" Date: 16 Feb 2005 06:02:39 -0800
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Hell hath no fury...
I think this slob deserves a medal for putting up with this twat for as
long as he did. I bet he couldn't get a word in edgewise for years and
years. From the way she describes his dick, I'm guessing she never
gave him a good solid hardon the whole time they were together. It's
funny that she describes him as completely inadequate in bed but HE'S
the one who is going out and getting laid.
Correspondent:: "Bibliophilia" Date: 16 Feb 2005 09:28:33 -0800
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Aldo Of Pignotti wrote:
> Hell hath no fury...
>
> I think this slob deserves a medal for putting up with this twat for
as
> long as he did. I bet he couldn't get a word in edgewise for years
and
> years. From the way she describes his dick, I'm guessing she never
> gave him a good solid hardon the whole time they were together.
It's
> funny that she describes him as completely inadequate in bed but HE'S
> the one who is going out and getting laid.
Oh, don't get your panties in a bunch, Aldo. She's just all pissy
because he cheated and has chosen a non-classy way to vent. It's not
about you or your dick, dear, unless your real name is Rick, and, uh,
in which case it is really about you, and rant away.
Correspondent:: Ay Eye Date: 19 Feb 2005 19:38:32 -0500
You've got to skim through to the bottom, but there are some *very*
strange and funny passages --
To be fair, I will also post a picture of myself. And let me first say
that my nose is not as large as it appears, I swear.
So, let me say to the world, I will check references next time and I
will run at the first sign of a skidmark. Any man that hasn't gotten
the toilet paper thing down after close to 50 years of ass-wiping
experience will not darken my door step, I promise.
There were many signs that my husband was cheating on me again but
when he started brushing his teeth on a daily basis, I knew
something was up.
As pervasive as lying is in the online dating world, it isn't as
frightening as the creepy people that crawl under your pervert
radar. I can usually pick up on creepiness in a phone call, not
because I am particularly perceptive, but because the freaks are
so amazingly blatant about it.
And don't forget to follow the link to her profile:
Meg Kelso
* Age: 46
* Gender: female
* Astrological Sign: Cancer
* Born in the Year of the: Dog
* Industry: Arts
* Occupation: Freelance writer, Stand-up Comic, Actor
Favorite Movies
* Fatal Attraction
* The Betty Broderick Story Part One
* The Burning Bed.
Ay Eye wo-rl-ey@th-ew-or-ld.c-m
--
Quit that, too, and have just learned to enjoy wallowing in my periods
of depression. Suicide's for pussies. I figure I'll hang on as long as
I can and make everybody else miserable, too. -- Enemy of the State