i here come to tell you the truth.
Correspondent:: "Doc Martian"
Date: Tue, 08 Feb 2005 12:04:19 GMT
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it is not the complete truth... but then what is... but it is a version of
the truth you will be comfortable with... like when obi-wan told luke that
vader betrayed and murdered his father.
You aren't very well liked. Most people? think of you somewhere between a
jazz singer and the guys that kidnapped the lindbergh baby. There are a few
guys who like you.... one... named mabel sits by the radio in joliet every
night listening to your exploits and going dat's my mannnn. The rest of us?
think you should find a giant meteorite and place yourself right under it's
impact point. kerblash.... you everywhere.
now. you think you can really handle the darth vader 'i am your father'
truth? it's very simple. you suck.
cheers!
Doc
Correspondent:: nenslo
Date: Tue, 08 Feb 2005 22:35:52 -0800
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Doc Martian wrote:
>
> it is not the complete truth... but then what is... but it is a version of
> the truth you will be comfortable with... like when obi-wan told luke that
> vader betrayed and murdered his father.
> You aren't very well liked. Most people? think of you somewhere between a
> jazz singer and the guys that kidnapped the lindbergh baby. There are a few
> guys who like you.... one... named mabel sits by the radio in joliet every
> night listening to your exploits and going dat's my mannnn. The rest of us?
> think you should find a giant meteorite and place yourself right under it's
> impact point. kerblash.... you everywhere.
>
> now. you think you can really handle the darth vader 'i am your father'
> truth? it's very simple. you suck.
I can't even handle the fact that Rosebud was a SLED.
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Wed, 09 Feb 2005 18:23:43 GMT
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In article <4209AF46.736A549D@yahoox.com>, nenslo
wrote:
> I can't even handle the fact that Rosebud was a SLED.
You can't even handle the fact that your penis is a floppy foot-long
hot dog. Unkosher, too. Too bad, since you come with your own ONION.
--
HellPope Huey
Searching for my inner Bastard
or my name isn't Sphinkler Bumcrot
If we are forced, at every hour,
to watch or listen to horrible events,
this constant stream of ghastly impressions
will deprive even the most delicate among us
of all respect for humanity.
- Cicero
Exit, pursued by a bear.
-William Shakespeare,
Stage direction in "The Winter's Tale"
Correspondent:: "Avoid normal situations."
Date: 10 Feb 2005 07:09:13 GMT
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In alt.flame HellPope Huey wrote:
> In article <4209AF46.736A549D@yahoox.com>, nenslo
> wrote:
[..]
>> I can't even handle the fact that Rosebud was a SLED.
> You can't even handle the fact that your penis is a floppy foot-long
> hot dog.
There's no time to lose.
--
alt.flame Special Forces
"This is virgin territory for whorehouses." -- Al Capone, on suburbia