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Correspondent:: "Chain Smerker"
Date: Sun, 13 Feb 2005 12:30:49 GMT
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Fucking left-wing Arts grads students of life, time for a fucking wake up
call
Lifes is shit, no fucking words are goona fuckign change anything, get the
fuck over it you goatee, carquay wearing know-it-alls.
Intelligence is a curse, get drunk and fornicate if you can, or are your
pro-woman arts claeesses making you a whoos?
NO fucking greek bourjia cunt or anti-semitic communist is going to make
your pain any better,, my advise is to send $30 to http://www.subgenius.com
fucking philosophy hasnt done a damn thing
Sure Alan watts made you think, Doa jo pingy helped you run for office, but
whoi the fuck cares? you are gonna die in a few decades and what the fuck is
gonnahappne?
Fuck Jesus is a myth, Mohamaded is a wash out, there is only one man with
the gonads to make your life better and thats J R BOB DOBBS
So my advice is to fuck turtles and make love to lamp posts
Correspondent:: Kamerynn
Date: Sun, 13 Feb 2005 07:37:28 -0600
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Chain Smerker wrote:
> Fucking left-wing Arts grads students of life, time for a fucking wake up
> call
>
> Lifes is shit, no fucking words are goona fuckign change anything, get the
> fuck over it you goatee, carquay wearing know-it-alls.
>
> Intelligence is a curse, get drunk and fornicate if you can, or are your
> pro-woman arts claeesses making you a whoos?
>
> NO fucking greek bourjia cunt or anti-semitic communist is going to make
> your pain any better,, my advise is to send $30 to http://www.subgenius.com
>
> fucking philosophy hasnt done a damn thing
>
> Sure Alan watts made you think, Doa jo pingy helped you run for office, but
> whoi the fuck cares? you are gonna die in a few decades and what the fuck is
> gonnahappne?
>
> Fuck Jesus is a myth, Mohamaded is a wash out, there is only one man with
> the gonads to make your life better and thats J R BOB DOBBS
>
> So my advice is to fuck turtles and make love to lamp posts
It's unfortunate that one can't sink the stupid end of the ship.
Correspondent:: "In my evolving opinion"
Date: Sun, 13 Feb 2005 11:21:43 -0800
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"Kamerynn" wrote in message
news:110um6j9ci0psf4@corp.supernews.com...
:
:
: Chain Smerker wrote:
:
: > Fucking left-wing Arts grads students of life, time for a fucking wake
up
: > call
: >
: > Lifes is shit, no fucking words are goona fuckign change anything, get
the
: > fuck over it you goatee, carquay wearing know-it-alls.
: >
: > Intelligence is a curse, get drunk and fornicate if you can, or are your
: > pro-woman arts claeesses making you a whoos?
: >
: > NO fucking greek bourjia cunt or anti-semitic communist is going to make
: > your pain any better,, my advise is to send $30 to
http://www.subgenius.com
: >
: > fucking philosophy hasnt done a damn thing
: >
: > Sure Alan watts made you think, Doa jo pingy helped you run for office,
but
: > whoi the fuck cares? you are gonna die in a few decades and what the
fuck is
: > gonnahappne?
: >
: > Fuck Jesus is a myth, Mohamaded is a wash out, there is only one man
with
: > the gonads to make your life better and thats J R BOB DOBBS
: >
: > So my advice is to fuck turtles and make love to lamp posts
:
:
:
: It's unfortunate that one can't sink the stupid end of the ship.
: -) Is that original, shipmate?
Correspondent:: Kamerynn
Date: Sun, 13 Feb 2005 22:03:06 -0600
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In my evolving opinion wrote:
> "Kamerynn" wrote in message
> news:110um6j9ci0psf4@corp.supernews.com...
> :
> :
> : Chain Smerker wrote:
> :
> : > Fucking left-wing Arts grads students of life, time for a fucking wake
> up
> : > call
> : >
> : > Lifes is shit, no fucking words are goona fuckign change anything, get
> the
> : > fuck over it you goatee, carquay wearing know-it-alls.
> : >
> : > Intelligence is a curse, get drunk and fornicate if you can, or are your
> : > pro-woman arts claeesses making you a whoos?
> : >
> : > NO fucking greek bourjia cunt or anti-semitic communist is going to make
> : > your pain any better,, my advise is to send $30 to
> http://www.subgenius.com
> : >
> : > fucking philosophy hasnt done a damn thing
> : >
> : > Sure Alan watts made you think, Doa jo pingy helped you run for office,
> but
> : > whoi the fuck cares? you are gonna die in a few decades and what the
> fuck is
> : > gonnahappne?
> : >
> : > Fuck Jesus is a myth, Mohamaded is a wash out, there is only one man
> with
> : > the gonads to make your life better and thats J R BOB DOBBS
> : >
> : > So my advice is to fuck turtles and make love to lamp posts
> :
> :
> :
> : It's unfortunate that one can't sink the stupid end of the ship.
>
> : -) Is that original, shipmate?
Kam:
Lol - No, mate, I can't claim creative license . It's a
common saying where I'm from, kinda like "don't count your chickens
before they hatch." You'd only hear us older folks speaking that way,
though.
Correspondent:: Baldin Pramer
Date: Sun, 13 Feb 2005 08:01:52 -0700
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Chain Smerker wrote:
> Fucking left-wing Arts grads students of life, time for a fucking wake up
> call
>
> Lifes is shit, no fucking words are goona fuckign change anything, get the
> fuck over it you goatee, carquay wearing know-it-alls.
Oh, you are so wrong. Life is a bowl of big, juicyliscious cherrys, the
dark kind with just the right amount of crunch and a sweet, smooth,
fragrant meat. Oh! The Joy!!
Shivvvvver.
Oh, and extra crust. There is some of that too.
--
Sir Baldin Pramer, R.P.A.
Correspondent:: "fenian d'illudium q-36, Rlari."
Date: Sun, 13 Feb 2005 10:23:31 -0500
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"Baldin Pramer" wrote in message
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> Chain Smerker wrote:
> Oh, you are so wrong. Life is a bowl of big, juicyliscious cherrys, the
> dark kind with just the right amount of crunch and a sweet, smooth,
> fragrant meat. Oh! The Joy!!
Damn. Way to describe a fine cherry.
Correspondent:: Baldin Pramer
Date: Sun, 13 Feb 2005 09:39:29 -0700
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fenian d'illudium q-36, Rlari. wrote:
> "Baldin Pramer" wrote in message
> news:420f6bb8$1@nntp.zianet.com...
>
>>Chain Smerker wrote:
>>Oh, you are so wrong. Life is a bowl of big, juicyliscious cherrys, the
>>dark kind with just the right amount of crunch and a sweet, smooth,
>>fragrant meat. Oh! The Joy!!
>
>
>
> Damn. Way to describe a fine cherry.
I was describing the bowl.
--
Sir Baldin Pramer, R.P.A.
Correspondent:: "Wordsmith"
Date: 13 Feb 2005 20:34:55 -0800
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Smile, Dobbs luvs u!
W ; )
Correspondent:: knucmo
Date: Mon, 14 Feb 2005 18:35:22 +0000
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On Sun, 13 Feb 2005 12:30:49 GMT, "Chain Smerker"
wrote:
>Fucking left-wing Arts grads students of life, time for a fucking wake up
>call
>
>Lifes is shit, no fucking words are goona fuckign change anything, get the
>fuck over it you goatee, carquay wearing know-it-alls.
>
>Intelligence is a curse, get drunk and fornicate if you can, or are your
>pro-woman arts claeesses making you a whoos?
>
>NO fucking greek bourjia cunt or anti-semitic communist is going to make
>your pain any better,, my advise is to send $30 to http://www.subgenius.com
>
>fucking philosophy hasnt done a damn thing
>
>Sure Alan watts made you think, Doa jo pingy helped you run for office, but
>whoi the fuck cares? you are gonna die in a few decades and what the fuck is
>gonnahappne?
>
>Fuck Jesus is a myth, Mohamaded is a wash out, there is only one man with
>the gonads to make your life better and thats J R BOB DOBBS
s
Oh dear.
Good to see the Texas Ufo-Death cult is still alive and kicking. It
would be nice if the CotSG had any philosophers to try and explain
the intangible concept of 'slack'. Any offers?
--
'Patriotism is your conviction that this country is
superior to all others because you were born in it'. -
Bernard Shaw.
Correspondent:: HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer
Date: Mon, 14 Feb 2005 13:41:52 -0600
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On Mon, 14 Feb 2005 18:35:22 +0000, knucmo
wrote:
>On Sun, 13 Feb 2005 12:30:49 GMT, "Chain Smerker"
> wrote:
>
>>Fucking left-wing Arts grads students of life, time for a fucking wake up
>>call
>>
>>Lifes is shit, no fucking words are goona fuckign change anything, get the
>>fuck over it you goatee, carquay wearing know-it-alls.
>>
>>Intelligence is a curse, get drunk and fornicate if you can, or are your
>>pro-woman arts claeesses making you a whoos?
>>
>>NO fucking greek bourjia cunt or anti-semitic communist is going to make
>>your pain any better,, my advise is to send $30 to http://www.subgenius.com
>>
>>fucking philosophy hasnt done a damn thing
>>
>>Sure Alan watts made you think, Doa jo pingy helped you run for office, but
>>whoi the fuck cares? you are gonna die in a few decades and what the fuck is
>>gonnahappne?
>>
>>Fuck Jesus is a myth, Mohamaded is a wash out, there is only one man with
>>the gonads to make your life better and thats J R BOB DOBBS
>s
>Oh dear.
>
>Good to see the Texas Ufo-Death cult is still alive and kicking. It
>would be nice if the CotSG had any philosophers to try and explain
>the intangible concept of 'slack'. Any offers?
"Slack" like "Grace" is a state of being for the faithful and
indefinable for those who don't have it.
That should sufficiently dodge the issue.
Correspondent:: "iDRMRSR"
Date: Mon, 14 Feb 2005 15:14:57 -0500
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Like most religions, slack is the thing you really need to make your life
less miserable.
We offer a completely illogical life path which will get you all that slack.
But you must follow every step faithfully and without question, in order to
get it. When you have it, you will know it.
And like all the other standard religions, vary from the path just the
littlest bit and you will of course be even more miserable, and our members
will strive to make you so if you are not already. This is a full service
religion.
Naturally, there is a mandatory fee associated with our service, $30 US.
Unlike our competitors, there is an absolute minimum of dietary, sexual, and
physical restraints placed upon our members. And, I'm delighted to say,
absolutely no requirement for extended periods on the knee or in the lotus
position, and positively zero chanting, candles, brass, and gold optional.
No blood or tea is consumed except at the choice of the faithful.
Sacrifices, when made, usually involve papier mache busts of former
championship golfers.
We urge you to join, because, as with the other competitors, annihilation in
flames will result if you fail to pay your $30 and follow our program to the
utmost. Your savior, J. R. "Bob" Dobbs is standing by awaiting your call,
and at this moment has several fluffy kittens ready to be put to death if
you do not.
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Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Tue, 15 Feb 2005 03:42:15 GMT
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Slack is the art of Not Giving A Shit in a peculiarly assertive manner
that so closely resembles Laziness, the nekkid eye cannot tell them
apart without a Church membership. When practiced in the proper manner,
the Good Stuff rushes in to fill the void that would otherwise be filled
with PinkWorry as dumped on you by the Adversaria. The less you "care,"
the easier it gets, until you reach the point where your facial musckles
no longer hurt from grinning all the time.
In other news, this afternoon, for the first time, I cranked up 16
synchronized arpeggiators, which so pleased me that I explosively soiled
my dickey. STAND BY FOR ACTION, budabudabumbudabumbudabumbudabum,
STINGRAY!
--
HellPope Huey
The Overlord of Overload
"How are they getting along?"
"On looks alone, as far as I can tell."
- "Night Court"
If you're going through hell, keep going.
- Sir Winston Churchill