most boring religious rant of the year
Correspondent:: Zapanaz
Date: Sun, 20 Feb 2005 01:26:54 -0800
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http://gazette.ireland.anglican.org/020404/lentthought020404.htm
see, people like this are why we need more of all the things that we
hate most in religion.
Intolerance for fags. Wars in the middle east for crazy reasons.
Laws against everything fun. Completely bat-fuck-crazy supernatural
beliefs.
Because when the religious get REASONABLE, -really- reasonable, they
become BORING in a way which goes beyond merely uninteresting.
Meek, gentle, unassuming, accomodating. There is nothing more FUCKING
IRRITATING than the religious when they get REALLY BORING.
FUCK IT, BURN SOME WITCHES! TORTURE SOME JEWS! Anything, Canon
Ronnie, has got to be better than another glassy-eyed urbane
half-witticism that you adapted out of Reader's Digest. YER IRISH,
BOY! HAVE YOU NO PRIDE? Can't you do better than that. WE CHANGED
OUR MIND. FUCK non-violence.
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
"The world-powers that rule over all mankind, for good or ill, are
unconscious psychic factors, and it is they that bring consciousness into
being and hence create the sine qua non for the existence of any world at
all."
-Jung
Correspondent:: brthrn@dangermedia.org
Date: 20 Feb 2005 07:01:03 -0800
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Leave it to the goddamn homos to take something PURE and BEAUTIFUL like
SODOMY and turn it into something DIRTY.
Correspondent:: Baldin Pramer
Date: Sun, 20 Feb 2005 09:12:49 -0700
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Zapanaz wrote:
> http://gazette.ireland.anglican.org/020404/lentthought020404.htm
>
> see, people like this are why we need more of all the things that we
> hate most in religion.
>
> Intolerance for fags. Wars in the middle east for crazy reasons.
> Laws against everything fun. Completely bat-fuck-crazy supernatural
> beliefs.
>
> Because when the religious get REASONABLE, -really- reasonable, they
> become BORING in a way which goes beyond merely uninteresting.
>
> Meek, gentle, unassuming, accomodating. There is nothing more FUCKING
> IRRITATING than the religious when they get REALLY BORING.
He's counting on his delightful Irish brogue to lull you to sleep.....
Then, when you awake ... LORD! the DEPRAVITY!!!
--
Sir Baldin Pramer, R.P.A.
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Sun, 20 Feb 2005 18:54:08 GMT
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In article ,
Zapanaz wrote:
>> FUCK non-violence.
Now there's a motto that would make a swell t-shirt.
--
HellPope Huey
Lassie was a lesbian
I know I'm ugly.
The dog closes his eyes
when he humps my leg.
- Rodney Dangerfield
Magnetism is one of
the Six Fundamental Forces of the Universe,
with the other five being
Gravity, Duct Tape, Whining, Remote Control
and The Force That Pulls Dogs
Toward The Groins Of Strangers.
~Dave Barry
Correspondent:: "krustymadfaker"
Date: 20 Feb 2005 10:57:47 -0800
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<<<
they
become BORING in a way which goes beyond merely uninteresting.
Meek, gentle, unassuming, accomodating. There is nothing more FUCKING
IRRITATING than the religious when they get REALLY BORING. >>>
And don't forget to throw in those BORING SINS!
"Poking Jim Morrisons dead Play-Doh Corpse" not without
standing!!
"All internal security agents please turn in your personal effects and
report to the food vats." -Paranoia R.P.G.
Correspondent:: "Paul Casino"
Date: 20 Feb 2005 15:47:32 -0800
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>Intolerance for fags.
*Picks up phrase, places in a bucket marked "Irony."*