my turn-ons include:
Correspondent:: "paco"
Date: Tue, 15 Feb 2005 08:01:36 -0500

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The undead
Aliens
Razors
City Buses
and Wax Paper.




Correspondent:: "shazbot667"
Date: Tue, 15 Feb 2005 08:55:37 -0500

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"paco" wrote in message
news:2smQd.91282$vO1.570562@nnrp1.uunet.ca...
> The undead
> Aliens
> Razors
> City Buses
> and Wax Paper.
>

My left hand is covered in Ultra Lube .




Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Tue, 15 Feb 2005 18:22:46 GMT

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In article ,
"shazbot667" wrote:

> "paco" wrote in message
> news:2smQd.91282$vO1.570562@nnrp1.uunet.ca...
> > The undead
> > Aliens
> > Razors
> > City Buses
> > and Wax Paper.
> >
> > My left hand is covered in Ultra Lube .

That's what happens when you have to jam it down Polar Bear's throat,
trying to get your car keys back.

--

HellPope Huey
My guardian angel is a drunk.

A church with no great anguish on its heart
has no great music on its lips.
- Karl Barth

Why is a birthday cake the only food
you can blow on and spit on
and everybody rushes to get a piece?
- Bobby Kelton


Correspondent:: "shazbot667"
Date: Tue, 15 Feb 2005 13:51:17 -0500

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"HellPope Huey" wrote in message
news:Slapyomammy-4021B0.12240015122005@news1.west.earthlink.net...
> In article ,
> "shazbot667" wrote:
>
> > "paco" wrote in message
> > news:2smQd.91282$vO1.570562@nnrp1.uunet.ca...
> > > The undead
> > > Aliens
> > > Razors
> > > City Buses
> > > and Wax Paper.
> > >
> > > My left hand is covered in Ultra Lube .
>
> That's what happens when you have to jam it down Polar Bear's throat,
> trying to get your car keys back.
>

but it wasn't his THROAT I had to jam it down! And now I can't get my hand
clean! I didn't know flesh could glow like this...




Correspondent:: polar bear
Date: Tue, 15 Feb 2005 12:56:13 -0800

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In article , "shazbot667"
wrote:

> "HellPope Huey" wrote in message
> news:Slapyomammy-4021B0.12240015122005@news1.west.earthlink.net...
> > In article ,
> > "shazbot667" wrote:
> >
> > > "paco" wrote in message
> > > news:2smQd.91282$vO1.570562@nnrp1.uunet.ca...
> > > > The undead
> > > > Aliens
> > > > Razors
> > > > City Buses
> > > > and Wax Paper.
> > > >
> > > > My left hand is covered in Ultra Lube .
> >
> > That's what happens when you have to jam it down Polar Bear's throat,
> > trying to get your car keys back.
> >
>
> but it wasn't his THROAT I had to jam it down! And now I can't get my hand
> clean! I didn't know flesh could glow like this...

ibid

pb


Correspondent:: polar bear
Date: Tue, 15 Feb 2005 12:55:38 -0800

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In article
, HellPope
Huey wrote:

> In article ,
> "shazbot667" wrote:
>
> > "paco" wrote in message
> > news:2smQd.91282$vO1.570562@nnrp1.uunet.ca...
> > > The undead
> > > Aliens
> > > Razors
> > > City Buses
> > > and Wax Paper.
> > >
> > > My left hand is covered in Ultra Lube .
>
> That's what happens when you have to jam it down Polar Bear's throat,
> trying to get your car keys back.
>
Anything jammed down MY throat will be promptly bitten off and spit out.

You have been warned.

pb


Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Wed, 16 Feb 2005 02:11:00 GMT

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In article <150220051255388836%bear@pole.com>,
polar bear wrote:
> In article
> , HellPope
> Huey wrote:

> > That's what happens when you have to jam it down Polar Bear's throat,
> > trying to get your car keys back.
> >
> Anything jammed down MY throat will be promptly bitten off and spit out.
> You have been warned.

Yeah, that's pretty much how its been for all of us as the Con kept
trying to convince us that cow pies were cordon bleu. BITE and SPIT and
BITE and SPIT. My jaw muscles are like ROCKS. Practice is the key.
Marching to Zion, one defenestration at a time.

--

HellPope Huey
My guardian angel is a drunk.

A church with no great anguish on its heart
has no great music on its lips.
- Karl Barth

Why is a birthday cake the only food
you can blow on and spit on
and everybody rushes to get a piece?
- Bobby Kelton


Correspondent:: "Rev. Richard Skull"
Date: 15 Feb 2005 10:00:31 -0800

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The undead
Aliens
Razors
City Buses
and Wax Paper

Friday Jones
A Koala Bear
a Hot tub
500 disposable enemas



Correspondent:: "paco"
Date: Tue, 15 Feb 2005 16:47:06 -0500

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"Rev. Richard Skull" wrote in message
news:1108490431.335180.117520@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
> Friday Jones
> A Koala Bear
> a Hot tub
> 500 disposable enemas
>

"Bob" help us I'm rock hard already.




Correspondent:: "shazbot667"
Date: Tue, 15 Feb 2005 18:22:45 -0500

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"paco" wrote in message
news:H8uQd.91350$vO1.570959@nnrp1.uunet.ca...
>
> "Rev. Richard Skull" wrote in message
> news:1108490431.335180.117520@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
> > Friday Jones
> > A Koala Bear
> > a Hot tub
> > 500 disposable enemas
> >
>
> "Bob" help us I'm rock hard already.
>

I have some radioactive glowing Ultra Lube thanks to Polar Bear. Would you
like some? Oh, and don't mind the strange multicolored spots that appear
shortly after contact with skin. They eventually dim down. Well, in bright
daylight at least.




Correspondent:: Reverend Kenny <5ubg3n1u5@comcast.no.spam>
Date: Tue, 15 Feb 2005 20:36:36 -0500

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paco wrote:
> The undead
> Aliens
> Razors
> City Buses
> and Wax Paper.


My turn ons...

Totally Hairless Women
Tattoos
Reese's Peanut Butter Cups
Sci-Fi
Frop

--
Illuminations,
Reverend Kenny

"A computer without Microsoft is like chocolate cake without mustard"
-Anothermouse