remember that joke?
Correspondent:: spiffy@att.net
Date: Tue, 01 Feb 2005 04:27:32 GMT

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hey, remember that joke that nenslo told that one time... something
about the semen of some politician dripping down the rotting butt
cheeks of some deceased child cancer victim onto the eager lips of
some other politician as they complain about the latest media
controversy and blaspheme all things sacred with senselessly
strung-together curses and the punchline is something like:
" ...christ fucking a retarded girl and bitch-shitting the fuck-ass
out of some fucking shit-fucked fucker who's goddamn mealy-mouthed
opinion is worth last sunday's newspaper and a pound of fresh ass-loaf
served pipin' hot from my intestines to your whole family's mouth and
you dumbass dumbshits think i give a shit or a damn even... i'll kill
your lawyer in court and sue my own hands for damages!! Motherfucker,
I'll SEE your court IN court and I'll raise you 20 decapitated and
sodomized lawyers and there won't be any COURTIN' when I put my weapon
of ASS-DESTRUCTION in your mother's BUSH!!!

...there was another one about the giant subgenius chinese electronic
space-monkey ass robot. I forgot the punchline. fuck it.


Correspondent:: "Assco"
Date: 31 Jan 2005 21:51:58 -0800

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< space-monkey ass robot.>>

He stole that old joke from Francois
Rabelais who used it in the 1564
play, "Le Monde du Merde" who
ripped it off the "Intercourses" of
Inferion, who stole it from the Labouius
Lactations of the Lacedaemonians by
Lysirgicus Diethylidus.



Correspondent:: "splendid_blond_beast"
Date: 1 Feb 2005 06:32:32 -0800

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Assco wrote:
> < > space-monkey ass robot.>>
>
> He stole that old joke from Francois
> Rabelais who used it in the 1564
> play, "Le Monde du Merde" who
> ripped it off the "Intercourses" of
> Inferion, who stole it from the Labouius
> Lactations of the Lacedaemonians by
> Lysirgicus Diethylidus.

"Shitre!"



Correspondent:: nenslo
Date: Tue, 01 Feb 2005 12:25:14 -0800

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spiffy@att.net wrote:
> Motherfucker,
> I'll SEE your court IN court

Now THAT is funny. OW! That joke just snuck up behind me and kicked my
ass up between my shoulder blades.