scary spams o' the day 2/20
Correspondent:: "nu-monet v7.0"
Date: Sun, 20 Feb 2005 16:23:13 -0700
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(note: I swear I only accidently visited a laminate
flooring site once, and left as soon as I realized
that it was a laminate flooring site. I don't
want to be put on the federal laminate flooring
list as a known laminated floorer or something.)
"Remodeling? Consider laminate flooring"
"Laminate flooring. Easy and inexpensive"
"Restore your floors today. Laminate is the way"
"Remodeling with laminate flooring is easy as 1-2-3"
--
"The Silver Sphere is about twice the size of a
billiard ball. It has a couple of very sharp hooks
built into it. It flies through the air, attaches
itself to your forehead, and digs in. Then a drill
comes out and pierces your skull just above the
bridge of the nose, while blood spurts out the other
end. I hate it when that happens."
-- Roger Ebert
Correspondent:: IMBJR
Date: Sun, 20 Feb 2005 23:38:48 +0000
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On Sun, 20 Feb 2005 16:23:13 -0700, in reply to "nu-monet v7.0"
:
>(note: I swear I only accidently visited a laminate
>flooring site once, and left as soon as I realized
>that it was a laminate flooring site. I don't
>want to be put on the federal laminate flooring
>list as a known laminated floorer or something.)
>
>
>"Remodeling? Consider laminate flooring"
>
>"Laminate flooring. Easy and inexpensive"
>
>"Restore your floors today. Laminate is the way"
>
>"Remodeling with laminate flooring is easy as 1-2-3"
Such flat-flooring disgusts me!
Correspondent:: "nu-monet v7.0"
Date: Sun, 20 Feb 2005 18:32:35 -0700
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IMBJR wrote:
>
> nu-monet v7.0 worted:
>
> >(note: I swear I only accidently visited a laminate
> >flooring site once, and left as soon as I realized
> >that it was a laminate flooring site. I don't
> >want to be put on the federal laminate flooring
> >list as a known laminated floorer or something.)
> >
> >
> >"Remodeling? Consider laminate flooring"
> >
> >"Laminate flooring. Easy and inexpensive"
> >
> >"Restore your floors today. Laminate is the way"
> >
> >"Remodeling with laminate flooring is easy as 1-2-3"
>
> Such flat-flooring disgusts me!
Oh, yeah, me too. Laminated floorers should all be
castrated and put in death camps. They are inhuman
monsters, and electroshock is too good for them.
Disgusting. Rolling around on some freshly laid
floor and getting off on rubbing and licking its
most little indentations and cracks, the smell of
laminated floor tickling their nostrils, the shine
of their disgusting bodily fluids glistening off
of its skin.
Ooo.
--
"Pleasure me, you laminated flooring!"
--James Mason, from the movie
'Mandingo in Young Floor Luv'
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Mon, 21 Feb 2005 02:39:47 GMT
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In article <42193A33.149A@succeeds.com>,
"nu-monet v7.0" wrote:
>>>> Laminated floorers should all be
> castrated and put in death camps. They are inhuman
> monsters, and electroshock is too good for them.
I'm more of a tongue-and-groove man myself.
Besides, NO SubGenius should have a floor that warps the first time
fluids are spilled on it. After all, we're a VERY wet clan.
--
HellPope Huey
Lassie was a lesbian
I know I'm ugly.
The dog closes his eyes
when he humps my leg.
- Rodney Dangerfield
Magnetism is one of
the Six Fundamental Forces of the Universe,
with the other five being
Gravity, Duct Tape, Whining, Remote Control
and The Force That Pulls Dogs
Toward The Groins Of Strangers.
~Dave Barry
Correspondent:: IMBJR
Date: Mon, 21 Feb 2005 16:31:09 +0000
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On Sun, 20 Feb 2005 18:32:35 -0700, in reply to "nu-monet v7.0"
:
>IMBJR wrote:
>>
>> nu-monet v7.0 worted:
>>
>> >(note: I swear I only accidently visited a laminate
>> >flooring site once, and left as soon as I realized
>> >that it was a laminate flooring site. I don't
>> >want to be put on the federal laminate flooring
>> >list as a known laminated floorer or something.)
>> >
>> >
>> >"Remodeling? Consider laminate flooring"
>> >
>> >"Laminate flooring. Easy and inexpensive"
>> >
>> >"Restore your floors today. Laminate is the way"
>> >
>> >"Remodeling with laminate flooring is easy as 1-2-3"
>>
>> Such flat-flooring disgusts me!
>
>Oh, yeah, me too. Laminated floorers should all be
>castrated and put in death camps. They are inhuman
>monsters, and electroshock is too good for them.
>
>Disgusting. Rolling around on some freshly laid
>floor and getting off on rubbing and licking its
>most little indentations and cracks, the smell of
>laminated floor tickling their nostrils, the shine
>of their disgusting bodily fluids glistening off
>of its skin.
>
>Ooo.
I prefer something with a bit of rug on it.