sleaze

Correspondent:: "nu-monet v7.0"
Date: Tue, 15 Feb 2005 11:41:53 -0700

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Well, it's not as sleazy as drinking Nyquil, but
it's below drinking Afrin for the buzz.

http://tinyurl.com/4lppz

ADRIAN, Mich. (AP) - A woman who pleaded guilty to
driving while drunk on three glasses of Listerine
was sentenced Tuesday to two years of probation.

Officials suspected Carol Ries, 50, was intoxicated
after she rear-ended another vehicle at a red light
in January. Police found a bottle of the mouthwash
in her car.

She passed one breath test, but failed another that
used different equipment. Her blood alcohol level
was .30 percent, more than three times the legal
limit.

According to Listerine manufacturer Pfizer Inc.'s
Web site, original formula Listerine contains 26.9
percent alcohol, more than four times that of many
malt liquors, while other varieties contain 21.6
percent alcohol.

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Correspondent:: "just john"
Date: 15 Feb 2005 10:55:06 -0800

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When I was in the USAF, the BX sold generic Nyquil for $2 a bottle. 50
proof, plus interesting other side-effects.

"... THE NIGHTIME SNIFFLING, SNEEZING, COUGHING, ACHING, HOW THE HELL
DID I WAKE UP ON THE KITCHEN FLOOR MEDICINE. ..."

Correspondent:: "krustymadfaker"
Date: 15 Feb 2005 14:40:53 -0800

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Now if she could just get that in a "Bob" lozenge now that would be
classic!!

"Perhaps your new clone will do better than your last." -Paranoia
R.P.G.