surfing penguins

Correspondent:: "cardinal hoagiemaker"
Date: Fri, 4 Feb 2005 22:39:41 -0500

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http://www.newscientist.com/article.ns?id=dn6962

(Penguins on surfboards riding waves all the way north to Miami....?)


Correspondent:: "nu-monet v7.0"
Date: Fri, 04 Feb 2005 21:06:29 -0700

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cardinal hoagiemaker wrote:
>
>
> Penguins on surfboards riding waves
all the way north to Miami....?


Penguins on surfboards riding waves
all the way north to Miami...to have
oral sex with Don Johnson, and....?


Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Sat, 05 Feb 2005 04:50:27 GMT

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In article <42044645.2D9F@succeeds.com>,
"nu-monet v7.0" wrote:
> cardinal hoagiemaker wrote:
> >
> > Penguins on surfboards riding waves
> all the way north to Miami....?

> Penguins on surfboards riding waves
> all the way north to Miami...to have
> oral sex with Don Johnson, and....?

... creep up to Atlanta to crap on Rev. DJ Epoch's car hood.

--

HellPope Huey
Oh, what a beautiful morning, ya jerks

"So you managed to get here
without having your knickers blown off.
~ Prince Philip, to a farmer's wife
from Northern Ireland
visiting London for a charity event.

"I like it, but of course,
I'm from the underbelly of society."
- "That 70s Show"


Correspondent:: "nu-monet v7.0"
Date: Fri, 04 Feb 2005 21:58:20 -0700

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HellPope Huey wrote:
>
> In article <42044645.2D9F@succeeds.com>,
> "nu-monet v7.0" wrote:
> > cardinal hoagiemaker wrote:
> > >
> > > Penguins on surfboards riding waves
> > all the way north to Miami....?
>
> > Penguins on surfboards riding waves
> > all the way north to Miami...to have
> > oral sex with Don Johnson, and....?


Penguins on surfboards riding waves
all the way north to Miami...to have
oral sex with Don Johnson, and...
creep up to Atlanta to crap on
Rev. DJ Epoch's car hood, and...?


Correspondent:: "«BONEHEAD>>"
Date: Sat, 05 Feb 2005 07:13:17 GMT

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"nu-monet v7.0" wrote in message
news:4204526C.5555@succeeds.com...
> HellPope Huey wrote:
> >
> > In article <42044645.2D9F@succeeds.com>,
> > "nu-monet v7.0" wrote:
> > > cardinal hoagiemaker wrote:
> > > >
> > > > Penguins on surfboards riding waves
> > > all the way north to Miami....?
> >
> > > Penguins on surfboards riding waves
> > > all the way north to Miami...to have
> > > oral sex with Don Johnson, and....?
>
>
> Penguins on surfboards riding waves
> all the way north to Miami...to have
> oral sex with Don Johnson, and...
> creep up to Atlanta to crap on
> Rev. DJ Epoch's car hood, and...
on to Warshington DeeCee..
to pimp their tuxes at the inaugural ball...


--

"I have no special talent. I am only passionately curious." Albert Einstein




Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Sat, 05 Feb 2005 17:15:20 GMT

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In article <4204526C.5555@succeeds.com>,
"nu-monet v7.0" wrote:
> HellPope Huey wrote:
> > In article <42044645.2D9F@succeeds.com>,
> > "nu-monet v7.0" wrote:
> > > cardinal hoagiemaker wrote:
> > > >
> > > > Penguins on surfboards riding waves
> > > all the way north to Miami....?
> >
> > > Penguins on surfboards riding waves
> > > all the way north to Miami...to have
> > > oral sex with Don Johnson, and....?
>
> Penguins on surfboards riding waves
> all the way north to Miami...to have
> oral sex with Don Johnson, and...
> creep up to Atlanta to crap on
> Rev. DJ Epoch's car hood, and...?

... scrawl a very nice representation of the Crucifixion in the fecal
matter.

--

HellPope Huey
Oh, what a beautiful morning, ya jerks

"So you managed to get here
without having your knickers blown off.
~ Prince Philip, to a farmer's wife
from Northern Ireland
visiting London for a charity event.

"I like it, but of course,
I'm from the underbelly of society."
- "That 70s Show"


Correspondent:: "ArWeGod"
Date: Mon, 07 Feb 2005 07:00:41 GMT

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"HellPope Huey" wrote in message
news:InkyWretch-82DEE1.11163505022005@news1.west.earthlink.net...
> In article <4204526C.5555@succeeds.com>,
> "nu-monet v7.0" wrote:
> > HellPope Huey wrote:
> > > In article <42044645.2D9F@succeeds.com>,
> > > "nu-monet v7.0" wrote:
> > > > cardinal hoagiemaker wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > > Penguins on surfboards riding waves
> > > > all the way north to Miami....?
> > >
> > > > Penguins on surfboards riding waves
> > > > all the way north to Miami...to have
> > > > oral sex with Don Johnson, and....?
> >
> > Penguins on surfboards riding waves
> > all the way north to Miami...to have
> > oral sex with Don Johnson, and...
> > creep up to Atlanta to crap on
> > Rev. DJ Epoch's car hood, and...?
>
> ... scrawl a very nice representation of the Crucifixion in the fecal
> matter.

It's been done, and it does rhyme!

Penguins on surfboards riding waves
all the way north to Miami...to have
oral sex with Don Johnson, and...
creep up to Atlanta to crap on
Rev. DJ Epoch's car hood, and...
scrawl a very nice representation of
the Crucifixion in the fecal matter, and...
repent the fate of the New England fishing zones
which were once plentiful but are now disappearing, and...?

--
ArWeEvironOrMental





Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Mon, 07 Feb 2005 17:49:47 GMT

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In article ,
"ArWeGod" wrote:

> It's been done, and it does rhyme!
>
> Penguins on surfboards riding waves
> all the way north to Miami...to have
> oral sex with Don Johnson, and...
> creep up to Atlanta to crap on
> Rev. DJ Epoch's car hood, and...
> scrawl a very nice representation of
> the Crucifixion in the fecal matter, and...
> repent the fate of the New England fishing zones
> which were once plentiful but are now disappearing, and...?

New Soylent Brown is made from either those insane shmoos from the
Quizno's commercials or... well, you know.

--

HellPope Huey
Deadly, Illegal and Embarrassing, Attorneys at Law

Everybody gets so much information all day long
that they lose their common sense.
- Gertrude Stein

How would Jesus vote?
Heck, I'd be willing
just to see Him show up to REGISTER.
~Michael on a FreeRepublic.com forum


Correspondent:: Rev DJ Epoch
Date: 8 Feb 2005 22:46:37 GMT

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"ArWeGod" wrote in news:tmENd.2304$aW6.703
@newssvr22.news.prodigy.net:

> "HellPope Huey" wrote in message
> news:InkyWretch-82DEE1.11163505022005@news1.west.earthlink.net...
>> In article <4204526C.5555@succeeds.com>,
>> "nu-monet v7.0" wrote:
>> > HellPope Huey wrote:
>> > > In article <42044645.2D9F@succeeds.com>,
>> > > "nu-monet v7.0" wrote:
>> > > > cardinal hoagiemaker wrote:
>> > > > >
>> > > > > Penguins on surfboards riding waves
>> > > > all the way north to Miami....?
>> > >
>> > > > Penguins on surfboards riding waves
>> > > > all the way north to Miami...to have
>> > > > oral sex with Don Johnson, and....?
>> >
>> > Penguins on surfboards riding waves
>> > all the way north to Miami...to have
>> > oral sex with Don Johnson, and...
>> > creep up to Atlanta to crap on
>> > Rev. DJ Epoch's car hood, and...?
>>
>> ... scrawl a very nice representation of the Crucifixion in the fecal
>> matter.
>
> It's been done, and it does rhyme!
>
> Penguins on surfboards riding waves
> all the way north to Miami...to have
> oral sex with Don Johnson, and...
> creep up to Atlanta to crap on
> Rev. DJ Epoch's car hood, and...
> scrawl a very nice representation of
> the Crucifixion in the fecal matter, and...
> repent the fate of the New England fishing zones
> which were once plentiful but are now disappearing, and...?
>

I'LL STILL SEE YOU *ALL* IN COURT!!!

--
12th Epochalyptic MegaFisTemple Dungeon of The Church of Our Lady of
Perpetual Motion
Cathedral, Carwash and Dancehall- Home of the Traci Lords Memorial Brothel
Rev. DJ Epoch - proprietor and janitor
Divine Southern Redneck Yeti Clench Recruitment site: http://revdjepoch.COM

"Yeah yeah. It's all fun and games until someone ingests a quantum
singularity and implodes!!"
-- DJ Epoch


Correspondent:: Rev DJ Epoch
Date: 8 Feb 2005 22:44:09 GMT

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HellPope Huey wrote in news:InkyWretch-
00136E.22514304022005@news1.west.earthlink.net:

> In article <42044645.2D9F@succeeds.com>,
> "nu-monet v7.0" wrote:
>> cardinal hoagiemaker wrote:
>> >
>> > Penguins on surfboards riding waves
>> all the way north to Miami....?
>
>> Penguins on surfboards riding waves
>> all the way north to Miami...to have
>> oral sex with Don Johnson, and....?
>
> ... creep up to Atlanta to crap on Rev. DJ Epoch's car hood.
>
>
>

DAMMIT! I JUST WAXED THAT CAR!!!! I'LL SEE YOU IN COURT!

--
12th Epochalyptic MegaFisTemple Dungeon of The Church of Our Lady of
Perpetual Motion
Cathedral, Carwash and Dancehall- Home of the Traci Lords Memorial Brothel
Rev. DJ Epoch - proprietor and janitor
Divine Southern Redneck Yeti Clench Recruitment site: http://revdjepoch.COM

"Yeah yeah. It's all fun and games until someone ingests a quantum
singularity and implodes!!"
-- DJ Epoch


Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Tue, 08 Feb 2005 23:17:03 GMT

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Rev DJ Epoch wrote:
>HellPope Huey wrote in news:InkyWretch-
>00136E.22514304022005@news1.west.earthlink.net:
>
>> In article <42044645.2D9F@succeeds.com>,
>> "nu-monet v7.0" wrote:
>>> cardinal hoagiemaker wrote:
>>> >
>>> > Penguins on surfboards riding waves
>>> all the way north to Miami....?
>>
>>> Penguins on surfboards riding waves
>>> all the way north to Miami...to have
>>> oral sex with Don Johnson, and....?
>>
>> ... creep up to Atlanta to crap on Rev. DJ Epoch's car hood.
>>
>>
>>
>
>DAMMIT! I JUST WAXED THAT CAR!!!! I'LL SEE YOU IN COURT!
>
>--

What is with all this "I'll see you in court!" stuff?
Y'all are the most litiginis, litijineous, titliginous--
Fuck it!
Y'all are a bunch of cunts!





Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Tue, 08 Feb 2005 23:55:03 GMT

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In article
,
König Prüß, GfbAEV wrote:

> What is with all this "I'll see you in court!" stuff?
> Y'all are the most litiginis, litijineous, titliginous--
> Fuck it!
> Y'all are a bunch of cunts!

Let 'em come. I have nothing of value they could take except my
component chemicals and if they try to take those, ANY of 'em, well by
God, I'LL FIGHT 'EM. I'll kick their damn ass or my name ain't
Bellaraphon McGillicuddy.

--

HellPope Huey
I mostly just want a better chair
and to not have to hold the chicken
between my knees.
Is that so WRONG??

How do I know pornography depraves and corrupts?
It depraves and corrupts me.
- Malcolm Muggeridge

"You think Christmas falls out of a clear blue sky??
Well it DOESN'T!! It falls out of my holly-jolly BUTT!!"
- "Family Guy"