Correspondent:: "Chain Smerker" Date: Sat, 05 Feb 2005 11:47:13 GMT
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the gods are dead, no more spirits good or evil to interfere, no more bumps
in the night, just pure rational, logical thought.
the gods are dead, no more hope of life after death, no more hope of
watching your enemies fry in a glorious bbq.
the gods are dead, theve been sold to IBM and Pfizer
the gods are dead once again, the boorish, disgusting, foul reality lay
before us, who has the guts to pronounce the gods are dead and step forward?
Correspondent:: "just john" Date: 6 Feb 2005 09:18:33 -0800
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They're not dead, they're pining for the fiats.
Correspondent:: "ArWeGod" Date: Mon, 07 Feb 2005 07:30:07 GMT
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"just john" wrote in message
news:1107710313.920027.269250@l41g2000cwc.googlegroups.com...
> They're not dead, they're pining for the fiats.
Violvos! They are pining for the Violvos!!
--
ArWeFordgetful
Correspondent:: "Ad Absurdum" Date: 6 Feb 2005 13:32:25 -0800
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I think our problem is that "WE KILLED THE GODS" and "GODS CANT DIE"
are BOTH TRUE, and neither version can triumph over the other, OR be
reversed.
Correspondent:: "Doktor Dark" Date: 6 Feb 2005 19:21:12 -0800
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Yer all wrong. The gods unionized & are entitled to a lunch hour, which
they are now taking. It's several millenia long. And since there's no
manager to report to who is responsible for providing coverage, they
all took it at the same time, and will probably all be late getting
back from lunch, too.
Correspondent:: Zapanaz Date: Sun, 06 Feb 2005 19:28:02 -0800
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On 6 Feb 2005 19:21:12 -0800, "Doktor Dark" wrote:
>Yer all wrong. The gods unionized & are entitled to a lunch hour, which
>they are now taking. It's several millenia long. And since there's no
>manager to report to who is responsible for providing coverage, they
>all took it at the same time, and will probably all be late getting
>back from lunch, too.
typical civil service wonks.
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
Summoning his cosmic powers
and blowing slightly from his toes
the psychic emanations flow
- Syd Barret
Correspondent:: "ArWeGod" Date: Mon, 07 Feb 2005 07:34:14 GMT
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"Zapanaz" wrote in message
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> On 6 Feb 2005 19:21:12 -0800, "Doktor Dark" wrote:
>
> >Yer all wrong. The gods unionized & are entitled to a lunch hour,
which
> >they are now taking. It's several millenia long. And since there's no
> >manager to report to who is responsible for providing coverage, they
> >all took it at the same time, and will probably all be late getting
> >back from lunch, too.
>
> typical civil service wonks.
On the other hand, perhaps they just slipped off to the supply closet
for a quickie.
... and we're the mess they left on the floor.
Beware the Janitor of Doom!!
--
ArWeBeingSpilly
Correspondent:: "nu-monet v7.0" Date: Sun, 06 Feb 2005 21:01:43 -0700
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Doktor Dark wrote:
>
> Yer all wrong. The gods unionized & are entitled
> to a lunch hour, which they are now taking.
I subscribe to the bunny theorem.
That is, there are a heck of a lot of lifeforms
that are less developed than a bunny. But there
are also a lot of lifeforms that are more evolved
than a bunny. If the bunny had a concept of gods,
then everything that eats bunnies or could stomp
on bunnies would probably be what they think the
gods are. They might have to live with a cute
little girl who loves them for months before they
wouldn't be terrified that she, at any moment,
might cram them into her mouth and start messily
chewing them and crushing their little bones.
People only think they're the top of the food chain
because they are the biggest and meanest bunnies on
this planet that they know of.
But even in a couple of dozen parsecs from us, there
might be fifty or a hundred different critter who
are better than us and each other. But all we have
to know is that they might eat us or stomp on us,
and they will be gods to us.
They might be like a water buffalo god, who really
doesn't give a shit and will stomp on us like we
are just another water buffalo flop; or they might
be like a coyote who sees us as lunch; or they
might even be like a little girl who loves us for
months before shoving us in her mouth and messily
chewing us and crushing our little bones.
--
I don't know what you're talking about.
I've never met you before in my life.
That story sounds like utter bullshit.
I wasn't there and it wasn't me.
I am *not* in denial. Shut up.
--nu-monet
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey Date: Mon, 07 Feb 2005 04:31:25 GMT
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In article <4206E827.3C4A@succeeds.com>,
"nu-monet v7.0" wrote:
> They might be like a water buffalo god, who really
> doesn't give a shit and will stomp on us like we
> are just another water buffalo flop; or they might
> be like a coyote who sees us as lunch; or they
> might even be like a little girl who loves us for
> months before shoving us in her mouth and messily
> chewing us and crushing our little bones.
I know this will sound cruel, but you and Nenslo are all too much
alike. The only real differences are that you ate the mushrooms and are
slightly less revolting physically. I am also suspicious that you have
36C breasts and IDRMRSR wants them back.
--
HellPope Huey
Well, dip me in a white wine sauce
and call me PookieBear
Friendship is usually treated by the majority of mankind
as a tough and everlasting thing
which will survive all manner of bad treatment.
But this is an exceedingly great and foolish error;
it may die in an hour of a single unwise word.
- Marie Louise De La Ramee
"Did you mean for all those words
to come together like that
or did they just fall out randomly?
- "King of the Hill"
Correspondent:: "nu-monet v7.0" Date: Mon, 07 Feb 2005 08:30:18 -0700
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HellPope Huey wrote:
>
>
> I know this will sound cruel, but you and Nenslo
> are all too much alike.
Oh, I don't mind, not at all. In fact, if Nenslo
and I ever meet we will probably become fast friends
until we part, then resume hating each other again.
It's a SubGenius thing.
It is important that SubGenii define the universe and
each other from a Me-Centric point of view. Keeping
that in mind, I will describe other SubGenii, insofar
as they relate to Me.
First, and by far the largest group are those I just
can't abide at a distance. I don't want to talk to
them on the phone, chat with them on IRC, send and
receive stuff in the mail from them, etc. However,
we can even spot each other in a crowd by our pstench,
and, in person, it is us against the world and they
are my bestest buddies. For three days. Afterwhich
we can't stand to have anything to do with each other
for at least a year.
The second group are those I interact with at a
distance. We get along fine until we meet in person,
and then it is like we are still both Yetisyny, but
are of different tribes. They are "of the people",
but "of the people over the hill and across big river".
The third group, the tiniest of all, are those with
whom I can associate frequently. These are the ones
I am currently stalking and plan to kill, skin and eat.
--
"YOU BELONG TO US NOW!"
"GET DOWN WITH MY SICKNESS!!"
--Kino Beman, brand name
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey Date: Mon, 07 Feb 2005 17:51:48 GMT
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In article <4207898A.4582@succeeds.com>,
"nu-monet v7.0" wrote:
> The third group, the tiniest of all, are those with
> whom I can associate frequently. These are the ones
> I am currently stalking and plan to kill, skin and eat.
I'LL SEE YOU IN ARBY'S, MOTHERFUCKER.
--
HellPope Huey
Deadly, Illegal and Embarrassing, Attorneys at Law
Everybody gets so much information all day long
that they lose their common sense.
- Gertrude Stein
How would Jesus vote?
Heck, I'd be willing
just to see Him show up to REGISTER.
~Michael on a FreeRepublic.com forum
Correspondent:: "Ad Absurdum" Date: 10 Feb 2005 13:16:22 -0800
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If they could pull a couple of screwball comedies out of a Coke bottle
and a few zany Africans, imagine the rip-roaring science-fiction they
could whip up under the title 'THE GODS MUST BE LAZY'!