what you don't want to hear

Correspondent:: Baldin Pramer
Date: Sun, 13 Feb 2005 11:03:51 -0700

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Oh, by the way, I have hepatitis and I've been using your razor.

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Sir Baldin Pramer, R.P.A.

Correspondent:: "Doktor Dark"
Date: 13 Feb 2005 10:25:26 -0800

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That explains the lopped-off zits & boils caught in there. Why don't
you scrape them off with my toothbrush?

Correspondent:: "Rev. Richard Skull"
Date: 13 Feb 2005 12:30:54 -0800

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Oh! And all this time I thought you were Chinese!