who am I
Correspondent:: cerulean3@gmail.com
Date: 2 Feb 2005 00:33:06 -0800
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Who am I?
I am the guy who comes into the public restroom while you're in the
shitter. The guy who whistles loudly, and always sits in the stall next
to you. I leave before you and I don't wash my hands. Hear that? No
sink noises.
I am the guy who writes those annoying, syrupy sweet ads for products
that nobody needs or really wants; I can smile on command.
I am that cashier who works in Wal-Mart, who makes a mistake while
ringing up the guy in front of you, and has to call his manager, and
wait 5 minutes, and wait another few minutes to get it all fixed up.
I'm the guy who is having loud sex in the next room over, while you're
hunched over your keyboard, trying to jerk off to stale porn sites,
thinking about how pathetic you really are. I'm banging on the walls
now!
I am THAT GUY.
Overdog
Correspondent:: Zapanaz
Date: Wed, 02 Feb 2005 00:51:21 -0800
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On 2 Feb 2005 00:33:06 -0800, cerulean3@gmail.com wrote:
>Who am I?
>
>I am the guy who comes into the public restroom while you're in the
>shitter. The guy who whistles loudly, and always sits in the stall next
>to you. I leave before you and I don't wash my hands. Hear that? No
>sink noises.
>
>I am the guy who writes those annoying, syrupy sweet ads for products
>that nobody needs or really wants; I can smile on command.
>
>I am that cashier who works in Wal-Mart, who makes a mistake while
>ringing up the guy in front of you, and has to call his manager, and
>wait 5 minutes, and wait another few minutes to get it all fixed up.
>
>I'm the guy who is having loud sex in the next room over, while you're
>hunched over your keyboard, trying to jerk off to stale porn sites,
>thinking about how pathetic you really are. I'm banging on the walls
>now!
>
>I am THAT GUY.
>
>
>Overdog
you're DEALYBOB.
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
"Reality leaves a lot to the imagination." -- John Lennon
Correspondent:: "«BONEHEAD>>"
Date: Wed, 02 Feb 2005 14:36:37 GMT
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news:1107333186.875119.225130@c13g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
> Who am I?
>
> I am the guy who comes into the public restroom while you're in the
> shitter. The guy who whistles loudly, and always sits in the stall next
> to you. I leave before you and I don't wash my hands. Hear that? No
> sink noises.
>
Well, if you don't piss on your hands then why the fuck would you
have to wash them....
I always thought this ritual was kind of odd...
Your hands probably pick up more evil nastiness from turning on
the faucet, then you do from holding your own willy...
--
"I have no special talent. I am only passionately curious." Albert Einstein
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Wed, 02 Feb 2005 16:49:27 GMT
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In article <1107333186.875119.225130@c13g2000cwb.googlegroups.com>,
cerulean3@gmail.com wrote:
> Who am I?
> I am the guy who comes into the public restroom while you're in the
> shitter. The guy who whistles loudly, and always sits in the stall next
> to you. I leave before you and I don't wash my hands. Hear that? No
> sink noises.
> I am the guy who writes those annoying, syrupy sweet ads for products
> that nobody needs or really wants; I can smile on command.
> I am that cashier who works in Wal-Mart, who makes a mistake while
> ringing up the guy in front of you, and has to call his manager, and
> wait 5 minutes, and wait another few minutes to get it all fixed up.
> I'm the guy who is having loud sex in the next room over, while you're
> hunched over your keyboard, trying to jerk off to stale porn sites,
> thinking about how pathetic you really are. I'm banging on the walls
> now!
> I am THAT GUY.
Then go sit next to Nenslo or purple. Go on, now.
--
HellPope Huey
Head waiter at Madame La CaCa's House of Monkey
"To be too conscious is an illness,
a real throughgoing illness."
- Fyodor Dostoevski
"We coulda been anything that we wanted to be,
with all the talent we had;
with a little training, we mastered complaining;
manners seemed unnecessary,
we're so rude its almost scary!
We coulda been anything that we wanted to be
and don't it make your heart glad?
With a little practice, we made every blacklist!
We're the very best at being bad!"
- "Bugsy Malone"
Correspondent:: "Paul Casino"
Date: 2 Feb 2005 15:58:53 -0800
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>I am that cashier who works in Wal-Mart, who makes a mistake while
>ringing up the guy in front of you, and has to call his manager, and
>wait 5 minutes, and wait another few minutes to get it all fixed up.
Kill yourself now, you're already dead.