Correspondent:: "Rev. Ivan Stang" Date: Fri, 28 Jan 2005 17:17:53 -0500
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Believe it or not, I have actually started thinking about 8X-Day. I
even have a date on my new 2005 SubGenius calendar from CafePress
SubShop, for when I must have the postcard READY to mail, and another
date marked for when the card has to actually BE printed and mailed.
I'm about to update SubSITE regarding 8X-Day... there isn't an official
logo or piece of art yet so I'm gonna try to make one myself using old
nudist-mag photos. Luckily, I have plenty of those. You CAN however
purchase your REGISTRATION, and two couples already have done so. Early
registration gets you BETTER SEATS for the carnage and spectacle.
It looks like Princess Wei and I will be much more involved in
organizing this one than we were before. That means WE have dibs on the
GOLF CART and the MEGAPHONE.
FIRST RULE UNDER THE NEW STANGDOE REGIME:
NO EVENTS SCHEDULED BEFORE 1:00 PM
except of course 7 am July 5.
In all the history of all 9 (!)X-Day Drills, no more than a dozen
people have EVER shown up for any of the 11 am or even NOON events. It
takes at LEAST until noon for the previous night's hangovers to
dissipate sufficiently for, say, a Bobtism.
There's no limit on when events END, or on how many people can be
injured before an event STOPS, or on how HORRIBLY TASTELESS an event
is, or how STUPID.
BUT LET'S NOT SUBJECT ANY MORE SUBGENII TO FORCED CONSCIOUSNESS BEFORE
NOON! That was a CRIMINALLY INSANE policy.
This includes registration.
There's nothing we can do about the 7 a.m. thing. "Bob" said it, I set
my alarm clock to it, that settles it. Plus, that admittedly ungodly
hour provides the added benefit of separating the PUSSIES (Jesus,
Legume, Philo, indeed most SubGenii) from the ELECT (like me for
instance). But we certainly don't have to abide by Con timeclocks on
X-Day weekend.
I say, SAVE THE ANTISLEEP-ABUSE FOR X-DAY-EVE and X-DAY MORN!
YOU CAN SLEEP ON THE SAUCERS!
--
The SubGenius Foundation, Inc.
(4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath of Dobbs Yeti,
Resurrected, Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)
P.O. Box 181417, Cleveland, OH 44118 (fax 216-320-9528)
Dobbs-Approved Authorized Commercial Outreach of The Church of the SubGenius
SubSITE: http://www.subgenius.com PRABOB
Correspondent:: "Rev Dave Taylor" Date: Fri, 28 Jan 2005 22:41:44 GMT
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Please let the Amino troops know if there is ANYTHING we can do.Besides
destroy tvs and the minds of others!
--
KEEPING REVERB ALIVE THROUGH THE
SACRED TEACHINGS OF J.R."BOB" DOBBS
PRAISE "BOB"
WWW.THEAMINOACIDS.COM
TEMPLE OF THE SHORT BLACK DOG
DETROIT MICHIGAN
"Rev. Ivan Stang" wrote in message
news:280120051717533255%stang@subgeniusNOSPUM.com...
> Believe it or not, I have actually started thinking about 8X-Day. I
> even have a date on my new 2005 SubGenius calendar from CafePress
> SubShop, for when I must have the postcard READY to mail, and another
> date marked for when the card has to actually BE printed and mailed.
>
> I'm about to update SubSITE regarding 8X-Day... there isn't an official
> logo or piece of art yet so I'm gonna try to make one myself using old
> nudist-mag photos. Luckily, I have plenty of those. You CAN however
> purchase your REGISTRATION, and two couples already have done so. Early
> registration gets you BETTER SEATS for the carnage and spectacle.
>
> It looks like Princess Wei and I will be much more involved in
> organizing this one than we were before. That means WE have dibs on the
> GOLF CART and the MEGAPHONE.
>
> FIRST RULE UNDER THE NEW STANGDOE REGIME:
>
> NO EVENTS SCHEDULED BEFORE 1:00 PM
> except of course 7 am July 5.
>
> In all the history of all 9 (!)X-Day Drills, no more than a dozen
> people have EVER shown up for any of the 11 am or even NOON events. It
> takes at LEAST until noon for the previous night's hangovers to
> dissipate sufficiently for, say, a Bobtism.
>
> There's no limit on when events END, or on how many people can be
> injured before an event STOPS, or on how HORRIBLY TASTELESS an event
> is, or how STUPID.
>
> BUT LET'S NOT SUBJECT ANY MORE SUBGENII TO FORCED CONSCIOUSNESS BEFORE
> NOON! That was a CRIMINALLY INSANE policy.
>
> This includes registration.
>
> There's nothing we can do about the 7 a.m. thing. "Bob" said it, I set
> my alarm clock to it, that settles it. Plus, that admittedly ungodly
> hour provides the added benefit of separating the PUSSIES (Jesus,
> Legume, Philo, indeed most SubGenii) from the ELECT (like me for
> instance). But we certainly don't have to abide by Con timeclocks on
> X-Day weekend.
>
> I say, SAVE THE ANTISLEEP-ABUSE FOR X-DAY-EVE and X-DAY MORN!
>
> YOU CAN SLEEP ON THE SAUCERS!
>
> --
> The SubGenius Foundation, Inc.
> (4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath of Dobbs Yeti,
> Resurrected, Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)
> P.O. Box 181417, Cleveland, OH 44118 (fax 216-320-9528)
> Dobbs-Approved Authorized Commercial Outreach of The Church of the
> SubGenius
> SubSITE: http://www.subgenius.com PRABOB
Correspondent:: "Rev. Richard Skull" Date: 28 Jan 2005 14:46:35 -0800
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<
do.Besides
destroy tvs and the minds of others! >>
Too late, my mind was distroyed eons ago.
Correspondent:: "Rev. Richard Skull" Date: 28 Jan 2005 14:48:05 -0800
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I getting tired of you and your "rules!"
Next thing you know you'll be telling us NOT to Pick off passing Amish
Buggies with Sniper rifles!
Correspondent:: "Rev. Ivan Stang" Date: Sat, 29 Jan 2005 14:24:00 -0500
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In article <1106952485.181547.31270@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com>, Rev.
Richard Skull wrote:
> I getting tired of you and your "rules!"
>
> Next thing you know you'll be telling us NOT to Pick off passing Amish
> Buggies with Sniper rifles!
>
NOT BEFORE ONE IN THE AFTERNOON.
--
The SubGenius Foundation, Inc.
(4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath of Dobbs Yeti,
Resurrected, Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)
P.O. Box 181417, Cleveland, OH 44118 (fax 216-320-9528)
Dobbs-Approved Authorized Commercial Outreach of The Church of the SubGenius
SubSITE: http://www.subgenius.com PRABOB
Correspondent:: carl_miller23@hotmail.com (Lamus)
Date: Sat, 29 Jan 2005 23:05:58 -0600
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On January 28 2005, "Rev. Richard Skull" wrote:
> Next thing you know you'll be telling us NOT to Pick off passing Amish
> Buggies with Sniper rifles!
Dude. Chill. I think they're an endangered species. Someone will hear
you.
Correspondent:: HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer Date: Fri, 28 Jan 2005 19:50:10 -0600
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On Fri, 28 Jan 2005 17:17:53 -0500, "Rev. Ivan Stang"
wrote:
>Believe it or not, I have actually started thinking about 8X-Day. I
>even have a date on my new 2005 SubGenius calendar from CafePress
>SubShop, for when I must have the postcard READY to mail, and another
>date marked for when the card has to actually BE printed and mailed.
>
>I'm about to update SubSITE regarding 8X-Day... there isn't an official
>logo or piece of art yet so I'm gonna try to make one myself using old
>nudist-mag photos. Luckily, I have plenty of those. You CAN however
>purchase your REGISTRATION, and two couples already have done so. Early
>registration gets you BETTER SEATS for the carnage and spectacle.
>
>It looks like Princess Wei and I will be much more involved in
>organizing this one than we were before. That means WE have dibs on the
>GOLF CART and the MEGAPHONE.
>
>FIRST RULE UNDER THE NEW STANGDOE REGIME:
>
>NO EVENTS SCHEDULED BEFORE 1:00 PM
>except of course 7 am July 5.
>
>In all the history of all 9 (!)X-Day Drills, no more than a dozen
>people have EVER shown up for any of the 11 am or even NOON events. It
>takes at LEAST until noon for the previous night's hangovers to
>dissipate sufficiently for, say, a Bobtism.
>
>There's no limit on when events END, or on how many people can be
>injured before an event STOPS, or on how HORRIBLY TASTELESS an event
>is, or how STUPID.
>
>BUT LET'S NOT SUBJECT ANY MORE SUBGENII TO FORCED CONSCIOUSNESS BEFORE
>NOON! That was a CRIMINALLY INSANE policy.
>
>This includes registration.
>
>There's nothing we can do about the 7 a.m. thing. "Bob" said it, I set
>my alarm clock to it, that settles it. Plus, that admittedly ungodly
>hour provides the added benefit of separating the PUSSIES (Jesus,
>Legume, Philo, indeed most SubGenii) from the ELECT (like me for
>instance). But we certainly don't have to abide by Con timeclocks on
>X-Day weekend.
>
>I say, SAVE THE ANTISLEEP-ABUSE FOR X-DAY-EVE and X-DAY MORN!
>
>YOU CAN SLEEP ON THE SAUCERS!
What kind of FREAK dresses up as an airy fairy pagan and sneaks into
the Xday festivities prior to Noon. THAT is a ROCK SOLID security
measure.
Correspondent:: "Doktor Dark" Date: 29 Jan 2005 06:59:24 -0800
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And to further enforce this rule, all shithouse doors at Brushwood will
be locked until noon, and tent flaps sewed shut, and camper doors
padlocked by guards on the outside.
Correspondent:: nenslo Date: Sat, 29 Jan 2005 21:38:03 -0800
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I got a rule for you.
KISS MY ASS.
Correspondent:: "angelicusrex" Date: Sun, 30 Jan 2005 00:06:15 -0700
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"nenslo" wrote in message
news:41FC72BA.D0931A8@yahoox.com...
>
> I got a rule for you.
>
> KISS MY ASS.
Is this a hard and fast rule, or really more like a bit of friendly advice?
Archimandrite Pudlevitcz
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey Date: Sun, 30 Jan 2005 16:08:34 GMT
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In article <363fapF4rk06sU1@individual.net>,
"angelicusrex" wrote:
> "nenslo" wrote in message
> news:41FC72BA.D0931A8@yahoox.com...
> >
> > I got a rule for you.
> > KISS MY ASS.
>
> Is this a hard and fast rule, or really more like a bit of friendly advice?
It is a cry for a little tenderness in a harsh, cold world. That's why
he wants to see you in court. Otherwise, all he has is the inscrutable
Mrs. Nenslo, ankle-nipping dogs who plague his bike rides, angry
neighbors and the VOICES.
"Benson,
you are so free of the ravages of intelligence."
- "Time Bandits"
Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV Date: Sun, 30 Jan 2005 16:27:28 GMT
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HellPope Huey wrote:
>In article <363fapF4rk06sU1@individual.net>,
> "angelicusrex" wrote:
>> "nenslo" wrote in message
>> news:41FC72BA.D0931A8@yahoox.com...
>> >
>> > I got a rule for you.
>> > KISS MY ASS.
>>
>> Is this a hard and fast rule, or really more like a bit of friendly advice?
>
> It is a cry for a little tenderness in a harsh, cold world. That's why
>he wants to see you in court. Otherwise, all he has is the inscrutable
>Mrs. Nenslo, ankle-nipping dogs who plague his bike rides, angry
>neighbors and the VOICES.
>
>--
Where are these ankle-nipple dogs?
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey Date: Sun, 30 Jan 2005 19:01:06 GMT
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In article ,
König Prüß, GfbAEV wrote:
> HellPope Huey wrote:
> >In article <363fapF4rk06sU1@individual.net>,
> > It is a cry for a little tenderness in a harsh, cold world. That's why
> >he wants to see you in court. Otherwise, all he has is the inscrutable
> >Mrs. Nenslo, ankle-nipping dogs who plague his bike rides, angry
> >neighbors and the VOICES.
> Where are these ankle-nipple dogs?
There's one hanging from your right man-boob, even as we speak. What
are you, drunk?
"Benson,
you are so free of the ravages of intelligence."
- "Time Bandits"
Correspondent:: nenslo Date: Sun, 30 Jan 2005 14:23:51 -0800
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angelicusrex wrote:
>
> "nenslo" wrote in message
> news:41FC72BA.D0931A8@yahoox.com...
> >
> > I got a rule for you.
> >
> > KISS MY ASS.
>
> Is this a hard and fast rule, or really more like a bit of friendly advice?
>
HARD AND FAST. The way I like mah wimmen.
Correspondent:: brthrn@dangermedia.org
Date: 30 Jan 2005 14:59:06 -0800
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"Never more can you give comfort in the summer, cool abdelawi, shaped
like the Angel's trumpet!"
Correspondent:: Rev DJ Epoch Date: 30 Jan 2005 23:54:39 GMT
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brthrn@dangermedia.org wrote in news:1107125946.512538.254180
@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com:
> "Never more can you give comfort in the summer, cool abdelawi, shaped
> like the Angel's trumpet!"
>
>
Ok, you're officially a loon.
*PLONK*
--
12th Epochalyptic MegaFisTemple Dungeon of The Church of Our Lady of
Perpetual Motion
Cathedral, Carwash and Dancehall- Home of the Traci Lords Memorial Brothel
Rev. DJ Epoch - proprietor and janitor
Divine Southern Redneck Yeti Clench Recruitment site: http://revdjepoch.COM
"Yeah yeah. It's all fun and games until someone ingests a quantum
singularity and implodes!!"
-- DJ Epoch
Correspondent:: "Doktor Dark" Date: 30 Jan 2005 10:34:12 -0800
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That doesn't supercede the 1 p.m. local time starting rule.
Additionally, the Brushwood XD8 Nenslo Arse Kissing Committee has
devised the following set of instructions, on the advice of legal
counsel, for risk management purposes and in compliance with national,
state, and local laws, ordinances, and procedures, for the benefit of
all.
INSTRUCTIONS FOR Nenslo ass kissers
ˇ
Accept all Nenslo ass offered and do the job well.
ˇ
Be patient when you are not assigned an ass kissing job as the Nenslo
butt is kissed in stages determined by weather factors (i.e. how the
poo dries and butt hairs stay put)
ˇ
While kissing- NO cell phones, CD's, walkmans, or other
electrical devices are allowed.
ˇ
NO eating, drinking or smoking during your assigned shift if there is
ass kissing to be done and NEVER in the Nenslo arse area. This is to
avoid spoiling or damaging the Nenslo or the butt decorations.
ˇ
Be prepared to stay and work for your entire shift. Excluding bathroom
and water breaks, only one 10-15 minute break is allowed every 4-5 hour
shift.
ˇ
Wear layers of clothes, if on an evening shift as it gets cold. ALSO
wear clothes that can become dirty or spoiled by poo etc. WEAR closed
toe shoes, no open toed shoes or sandals.
ˇ
All personal items are the responsibility of the owner.
ˇ
PRIOR to or AFTER your assigned shift you may want to have some
food/drink. PLEASE bring all food to the XDay site as there is none
available close to the NensloTent Site (stingy bastard).
ˇ
All directions and rules from the Committee and/or Nenslo Ass Charisma
personnel must be followed. Any serious violation will result in the
entire group being asked to leave or not being allowed to participate
the following years.
Correspondent:: "Rev. Richard Skull" Date: 30 Jan 2005 11:36:54 -0800
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So are we staring the "Send Nenslo to X-Day" fund this year?
I think last year Stang collected up to 3 cents from varous SubG's to
buy Nenslo a plane ticket to X-Day.
Maybe we can have a Telethon and raise maybe 15 cents this year!
Correspondent:: "just john" Date: 30 Jan 2005 11:45:08 -0800
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Rev. Richard Skull wrote:
> So are we staring the "Send Nenslo to X-Day" fund this year?
Hey, I'd be happy to stare at it.
Correspondent:: "Doktor Dark" Date: 30 Jan 2005 14:04:39 -0800
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Afternoon flights only. No one can get up to leave for the airport
until after 1 PM.
Correspondent:: carl_miller23@hotmail.com (Lamus)
Date: Sun, 30 Jan 2005 23:23:20 -0600
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On January 30 2005, "Rev. Richard Skull" wrote:
> So are we staring the "Send Nenslo to X-Day" fund this year?
>
> I think last year Stang collected up to 3 cents from varous SubG's to
> buy Nenslo a plane ticket to X-Day.
> Maybe we can have a Telethon and raise maybe 15 cents this year!
I'll contribute to a fund to send him to Honea Path, SC.
(Don't ask me why. It just popped into my head.)
Correspondent:: polar bear Date: Sun, 30 Jan 2005 15:44:22 -0800
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In article <280120051717533255%stang@subgeniusNOSPUM.com>, "Rev. Ivan
Stang" wrote:
>
> There's nothing we can do about the 7 a.m. thing. "Bob" said it, I set
> my alarm clock to it, that settles it.
Aren't you overlooking something? Surely the X-ists wouldn't make 24
different pick-ups, one for each time zone? And since the original
prediction didn't specify a particular location, why assume that it's
7AM EST? Isn't it more likely they would use 7AM GMT as a reference
point and pick everyone up simultaneously?
If that's true, then the actual pick-up time in New York would have
been GMT minus 5h. That gives a relative arrival time of 2AM EST.
If I'm right, then we missed them in 1998 simply because everyone
turned in early thinking they would have to be up for 7AM. They were
probably there at 2AM, saw there was nobody of significance awaiting
their arrival, and moved on. This would also explain why there are so
few Subgenii in the UK. Everyone over there who made the 7AM deadline
would have been picked up, since they were the only ones who got it
right (the lucky bastards).
In short, if my theory is correct, you fucked up big time and owe every
card carrying member a refund of $60-$90. Based on an estimated
100,000 world wide membership, this amounts to approximately 8 million
dollars for which another 3-4 million is owed in interest, using July
5th, 1998 as a baseline.
Then there's the question of compensation for the pain and suffering of
being left behind on a doomed world when we could have all been aboard
the pleasure saucers enjoying ETERNAL SLACK. I don't know how you'd
begin to estimate such an incalculable loss but going by recent awards
it would be on the order of ten times the base amount, so we're talking
at least another 80 million.
There's really no nice way to say this Stang, so I'll just spit it out.
You better get down on your knobbly little knees and pray to "Bob" the
fucking X-ists show up this time pal, because if they don't....
WE'LL SEE YOU IN COURT!
pb
Correspondent:: "Doktor Dark" Date: 30 Jan 2005 17:22:48 -0800
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Wise up, dipshit. Everybody knows that the Xist escape vessels line up
on the International dateline as the 1st 7 AM rolls around & beams up
the saved whilst remaining in geosynchronous orbit for 24 straight
hours. Sheesh! You better crack open the books more often, pal.
Correspondent:: polar bear Date: Mon, 31 Jan 2005 02:27:33 -0800
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In article <1107134568.851107.175500@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com>,
"Doktor Dark" wrote:
> Wise up, dipshit. Everybody knows that the Xist escape vessels line up
> on the International dateline as the 1st 7 AM rolls around & beams up
> the saved whilst remaining in geosynchronous orbit for 24 straight
> hours. Sheesh! You better crack open the books more often, pal.
Hmmph. Never let facts get in the way of a good lawsuit, I always say.