Correspondent:: nenslo Date: Sat, 29 Jan 2005 21:31:05 -0800
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One day Ex President George Bush Senior gets all lickered up on
moonshine whiskey and starts in abeatin his wife and raising all kinds
of ruckus. After a while the phone rings and Senior answers it and it
is President George Bush Junior who says, "Paw, the neighbors called me
up and said you got yourself drunk again and are breaking crockery and
beating the old woman." Senior says, "Yessir, boy, that is exactly
right." Junior says, "Now what did that good hearted soul do to you to
make you treat her this way?" Senior says, "She told me I was a lousy
president, and wasn't a patch on old Ronnie Reagan's shadow." Junior
says, "Now Paw, you are the one that taught me you can't beat a woman
for telling the truth." Senior says, "Then she said you were nothin but
a coke snorting cheerleader, a cowardly deserter, and a weasely little
two faced liar." Junior says, "Well that is a mite harsh but still you
can't beat a woman for telling the truth." Senior says, "Then she said
that Saddam Hussein had nothing to do with 9/11, and didn't have no
weapons of mass destruction anyhow." Junior says, "Paw, you grab a
stick of cord wood and give that old bat a couple of licks for me."
Correspondent:: "Chain Smerker" Date: Sun, 30 Jan 2005 05:32:25 GMT
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"nenslo" wrote in message
news:41FC7118.EDC3590C@yahoox.com...
> One day Ex President George Bush Senior gets all lickered up on
> moonshine whiskey and starts in abeatin his wife and raising all kinds
> of ruckus. After a while the phone rings and Senior answers it and it
> is President George Bush Junior who says, "Paw, the neighbors called me
> up and said you got yourself drunk again and are breaking crockery and
> beating the old woman." Senior says, "Yessir, boy, that is exactly
> right." Junior says, "Now what did that good hearted soul do to you to
> make you treat her this way?" Senior says, "She told me I was a lousy
> president, and wasn't a patch on old Ronnie Reagan's shadow." Junior
> says, "Now Paw, you are the one that taught me you can't beat a woman
> for telling the truth." Senior says, "Then she said you were nothin but
> a coke snorting cheerleader, a cowardly deserter, and a weasely little
> two faced liar." Junior says, "Well that is a mite harsh but still you
> can't beat a woman for telling the truth." Senior says, "Then she said
> that Saddam Hussein had nothing to do with 9/11, and didn't have no
> weapons of mass destruction anyhow." Junior says, "Paw, you grab a
> stick of cord wood and give that old bat a couple of licks for me."
hehehe
Correspondent:: Zapanaz Date: Sun, 30 Jan 2005 01:04:46 -0800
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On Sun, 30 Jan 2005 05:32:25 GMT, "Chain Smerker"
wrote:
>
>"nenslo" wrote in message
>news:41FC7118.EDC3590C@yahoox.com...
>> One day Ex President George Bush Senior gets all lickered up on
>> moonshine whiskey and starts in abeatin his wife and raising all kinds
>> of ruckus. After a while the phone rings and Senior answers it and it
>> is President George Bush Junior who says, "Paw, the neighbors called me
>> up and said you got yourself drunk again and are breaking crockery and
>> beating the old woman." Senior says, "Yessir, boy, that is exactly
>> right." Junior says, "Now what did that good hearted soul do to you to
>> make you treat her this way?" Senior says, "She told me I was a lousy
>> president, and wasn't a patch on old Ronnie Reagan's shadow." Junior
>> says, "Now Paw, you are the one that taught me you can't beat a woman
>> for telling the truth." Senior says, "Then she said you were nothin but
>> a coke snorting cheerleader, a cowardly deserter, and a weasely little
>> two faced liar." Junior says, "Well that is a mite harsh but still you
>> can't beat a woman for telling the truth." Senior says, "Then she said
>> that Saddam Hussein had nothing to do with 9/11, and didn't have no
>> weapons of mass destruction anyhow." Junior says, "Paw, you grab a
>> stick of cord wood and give that old bat a couple of licks for me."
>
>hehehe
>
me too.
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Correspondent:: KStahl Date: Sun, 30 Jan 2005 09:57:59 -0500
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nenslo wrote:
> One day Ex President George Bush Senior gets all lickered up on
> moonshine whiskey and starts in abeatin his wife and raising all kinds
> of ruckus. After a while the phone rings and Senior answers it and it
> is President George Bush Junior who says, "Paw, the neighbors called me
> up and said you got yourself drunk again and are breaking crockery and
> beating the old woman." Senior says, "Yessir, boy, that is exactly
> right." Junior says, "Now what did that good hearted soul do to you to
> make you treat her this way?" Senior says, "She told me I was a lousy
> president, and wasn't a patch on old Ronnie Reagan's shadow." Junior
> says, "Now Paw, you are the one that taught me you can't beat a woman
> for telling the truth." Senior says, "Then she said you were nothin but
> a coke snorting cheerleader, a cowardly deserter, and a weasely little
> two faced liar." Junior says, "Well that is a mite harsh but still you
> can't beat a woman for telling the truth." Senior says, "Then she said
> that Saddam Hussein had nothing to do with 9/11, and didn't have no
> weapons of mass destruction anyhow." Junior says, "Paw, you grab a
> stick of cord wood and give that old bat a couple of licks for me."
This is supposed to be a joke NG. It isn't for jokes that are a joke to
begin with.
Correspondent:: ".impervious" Date: Sun, 30 Jan 2005 18:28:13 GMT
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In news:1sKdncAel-BkaGHcRVn-gg@comcast.com,
KStahl attempted to impart some wisdom, instead sputtering:
: nenslo wrote:
:
:: One day Ex President George Bush Senior gets all lickered up on
:: moonshine whiskey and starts in abeatin his wife and raising all
:: kinds of ruckus. After a while the phone rings and Senior answers
:: it and it is President George Bush Junior who says, "Paw, the
:: neighbors called me up and said you got yourself drunk again and are
:: breaking crockery and beating the old woman." Senior says, "Yessir,
:: boy, that is exactly right." Junior says, "Now what did that good
:: hearted soul do to you to make you treat her this way?" Senior
:: says, "She told me I was a lousy president, and wasn't a patch on
:: old Ronnie Reagan's shadow." Junior says, "Now Paw, you are the one
:: that taught me you can't beat a woman for telling the truth."
:: Senior says, "Then she said you were nothin but a coke snorting
:: cheerleader, a cowardly deserter, and a weasely little two faced
:: liar." Junior says, "Well that is a mite harsh but still you can't
:: beat a woman for telling the truth." Senior says, "Then she said
:: that Saddam Hussein had nothing to do with 9/11, and didn't have no
:: weapons of mass destruction anyhow." Junior says, "Paw, you grab a
:: stick of cord wood and give that old bat a couple of licks for me."
:
: This is supposed to be a joke NG. It isn't for jokes that are a joke
: to begin with.
whaddya mean? this one's getting forwarded to *all* my friends!
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that most stupid people are conservative.
Correspondent:: nenslo Date: Sun, 30 Jan 2005 14:25:46 -0800
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KStahl wrote:
>
> nenslo wrote:
>
> > One day Ex President George Bush Senior gets all lickered up on
> > moonshine whiskey and starts in abeatin his wife and raising all kinds
> > of ruckus. After a while the phone rings and Senior answers it and it
> > is President George Bush Junior who says, "Paw, the neighbors called me
> > up and said you got yourself drunk again and are breaking crockery and
> > beating the old woman." Senior says, "Yessir, boy, that is exactly
> > right." Junior says, "Now what did that good hearted soul do to you to
> > make you treat her this way?" Senior says, "She told me I was a lousy
> > president, and wasn't a patch on old Ronnie Reagan's shadow." Junior
> > says, "Now Paw, you are the one that taught me you can't beat a woman
> > for telling the truth." Senior says, "Then she said you were nothin but
> > a coke snorting cheerleader, a cowardly deserter, and a weasely little
> > two faced liar." Junior says, "Well that is a mite harsh but still you
> > can't beat a woman for telling the truth." Senior says, "Then she said
> > that Saddam Hussein had nothing to do with 9/11, and didn't have no
> > weapons of mass destruction anyhow." Junior says, "Paw, you grab a
> > stick of cord wood and give that old bat a couple of licks for me."
>
> This is supposed to be a joke NG. It isn't for jokes that are a joke to
> begin with.
So it's only for non-joke jokes? Well, so much for trying to raise the
level of discourse.
Correspondent:: brthrn@dangermedia.org
Date: 30 Jan 2005 14:58:17 -0800
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"If they are what I think; what sort of world is it when they must let
children suffer?"
Correspondent:: Baldin Pramer Date: Sun, 30 Jan 2005 10:22:22 -0700
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nenslo wrote:
> A joke which is not blasphemous or obscene
... is no joke at all.
--
Sir Baldin Pramer, R.P.A.
Correspondent:: Patty Brooks Date: Tue, 01 Feb 2005 06:58:03 -0500
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On Sat, 29 Jan 2005 21:31:05 -0800, a person named nenslo
, wrote:
>One day Ex President George Bush Senior gets all lickered up on
>moonshine whiskey and starts in abeatin his wife and raising all kinds
>of ruckus. After a while the phone rings and Senior answers it and it
So now domestic violence is funny?
* * * * * * * * *
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Exit 12 on the I-80 in New Jersey.
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey Date: Tue, 01 Feb 2005 15:07:52 GMT
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In article ,
Patty Brooks wrote:
> On Sat, 29 Jan 2005 21:31:05 -0800, a person named nenslo
> , wrote:
>
> >One day Ex President George Bush Senior gets all lickered up on
> >moonshine whiskey and starts in abeatin his wife and raising all kinds
> >of ruckus. After a while the phone rings and Senior answers it and it
>
> So now domestic violence is funny?
It depends on who is hitting who. If a man hits a woman, he is a
psycho-thug and a bully. If a woman hits a man, its about time. If they
refrain from hitting the children, that is both mature and remarkable.
If either or both kill the cat, its about time.
--
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I tried to go back in time and kick Hitler in the ass,
but the belt has an anti-paradox governor
that only allowed me to spill hot soup on his crotch.
There is a pleasure in madness,
which none but madmen know.
~ John Dryden 1631-1700
"Rub honey on his ass
and blow the bear whistle."
~ "Everybody Loves Raymond"
Correspondent:: nenslo Date: Tue, 01 Feb 2005 12:32:09 -0800
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Patty Brooks wrote:
>
> On Sat, 29 Jan 2005 21:31:05 -0800, a person named nenslo
> , wrote:
>
> >One day Ex President George Bush Senior gets all lickered up on
> >moonshine whiskey and starts in abeatin his wife and raising all kinds
> >of ruckus. After a while the phone rings and Senior answers it and it
>
> So now domestic violence is funny?