Correspondent:: nenslo Date: Thu, 27 Jan 2005 21:18:13 -0800
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This one is more of a humorous anecdote than an actual joke per se, but
it is still pretty amusing.
Vice President Dick Cheney and President George W. Bush are in the
Children's Cemetary at midnight, digging up graves trying to find
corpses to fuck but they are not having much success. Most of the child
corpses they dig up in hopes of fucking them are just dried up mummies
that even Donald Rumsfeld wouldn't fuck. Suddenly they see a light and
hear the night watchmen saying, "What are you two doing back there?"
Cheney says to Bush, "Just keep quiet and let me do the talking." When
the watchmen comes within a few feet of them and asks again what they
are doing there, Cheney says, "We thought we saw some terrorists come in
here." "Terrorists!" exclaims the watchman, "Say, you're Dick Cheney!
And George Bush, the President! If you saw terrorists come in here, what
are those shovels for?" Bush suddenly blurts out, "We thought they
might be hiding weapons of mass destruction!" Cheney smacks himself on
the forehead, and the night watchman says, "Look, I voted for you guys,
but I am not THAT stupid. You are digging up graves looking for child
corpses to fuck aren't you?" Bush and Cheney shamefacedly admit that,
yes, they are digging up graves looking for child corpses to fuck. The
watchman says, "I told you last time, if you want to fuck child corpses,
don't just come in here digging at random. Come ask me, I know where
the good ones are."
Correspondent:: "angelicusrex" Date: Thu, 27 Jan 2005 22:53:07 -0700
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It's a good thing you aint no Charles Manson or you'd probably blow your own
knife.
"nenslo" wrote in message
news:41F9CB14.FF9DE605@yahoox.com...
>
> This one is more of a humorous anecdote than an actual joke per se, but
> it is still pretty amusing.
>
> Vice President Dick Cheney and President George W. Bush are in the
> Children's Cemetary at midnight, digging up graves trying to find
> corpses to fuck but they are not having much success. Most of the child
> corpses they dig up in hopes of fucking them are just dried up mummies
> that even Donald Rumsfeld wouldn't fuck. Suddenly they see a light and
> hear the night watchmen saying, "What are you two doing back there?"
> Cheney says to Bush, "Just keep quiet and let me do the talking." When
> the watchmen comes within a few feet of them and asks again what they
> are doing there, Cheney says, "We thought we saw some terrorists come in
> here." "Terrorists!" exclaims the watchman, "Say, you're Dick Cheney!
> And George Bush, the President! If you saw terrorists come in here, what
> are those shovels for?" Bush suddenly blurts out, "We thought they
> might be hiding weapons of mass destruction!" Cheney smacks himself on
> the forehead, and the night watchman says, "Look, I voted for you guys,
> but I am not THAT stupid. You are digging up graves looking for child
> corpses to fuck aren't you?" Bush and Cheney shamefacedly admit that,
> yes, they are digging up graves looking for child corpses to fuck. The
> watchman says, "I told you last time, if you want to fuck child corpses,
> don't just come in here digging at random. Come ask me, I know where
> the good ones are."
Correspondent:: Clothahump Date: Mon, 31 Jan 2005 02:12:58 GMT
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nenslo wrote:
> This one is more of a humorous anecdote than an actual joke per se, but
> it is still pretty amusing.
>
> Vice President Dick Cheney and President George W. Bush are in the
> Children's Cemetary at midnight, digging up graves trying to find
> corpses to fuck but they are not having much success.
============
You're a sick pervert.
You wouldn't know a funny joke if it walked up behind you and kicked
your ass up between your shoulderblades.
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Correspondent:: ".impervious" Date: Mon, 31 Jan 2005 03:04:45 GMT
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In news:KugLd.12104$2e7.8781@newssvr12.news.prodigy.com,
Clothahump attempted to impart some wisdom, instead sputtering:
: nenslo wrote:
:: This one is more of a humorous anecdote than an actual joke per se,
:: but it is still pretty amusing.
::
:: Vice President Dick Cheney and President George W. Bush are in the
:: Children's Cemetary at midnight, digging up graves trying to find
:: corpses to fuck but they are not having much success.
: ============
: You're a sick pervert.
and yet you quoted exactly what you called him a sick pervert for...
interesting.
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that most stupid people are conservative.
Correspondent:: Zapanaz Date: Sun, 30 Jan 2005 19:12:50 -0800
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On Mon, 31 Jan 2005 02:12:58 GMT, Clothahump
wrote:
>You wouldn't know a funny joke if it walked up behind you and kicked
>your ass up between your shoulderblades.
BAHAHAHHAHHAAHHA
See now THAT'S FUNNY
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Correspondent:: nenslo Date: Mon, 31 Jan 2005 16:08:14 -0800
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Clothahump wrote:
>
> nenslo wrote:
> > This one is more of a humorous anecdote than an actual joke per se, but
> > it is still pretty amusing.
> >
> > Vice President Dick Cheney and President George W. Bush are in the
> > Children's Cemetary at midnight, digging up graves trying to find
> > corpses to fuck but they are not having much success.
> ============
> You're a sick pervert.
You should have known me before I got sick.
>
> You wouldn't know a funny joke if it walked up behind you and kicked
> your ass up between your shoulderblades.
>
Strangely, that's exactly what this joke did. You should see me sitting
on the pot.
Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV Date: Tue, 01 Feb 2005 00:09:59 GMT
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nenslo wrote:
>Clothahump wrote:
>>
>> nenslo wrote:
>> > This one is more of a humorous anecdote than an actual joke per se, but
>> > it is still pretty amusing.
>> >
>> > Vice President Dick Cheney and President George W. Bush are in the
>> > Children's Cemetary at midnight, digging up graves trying to find
>> > corpses to fuck but they are not having much success.
>> ============
>> You're a sick pervert.
>
>You should have known me before I got sick.
>>
>> You wouldn't know a funny joke if it walked up behind you and kicked
>> your ass up between your shoulderblades.
>>
>
>Strangely, that's exactly what this joke did. You should see me sitting
>on the pot.
Yeah, summbitch gots to reach over his shoulder to get his wallet!
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey Date: Tue, 01 Feb 2005 03:19:56 GMT
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In article ,
König Prüß, GfbAEV wrote:
> nenslo wrote:
> >Clothahump wrote:
> >> You wouldn't know a funny joke if it walked up behind you and kicked
> >> your ass up between your shoulderblades.
> >>
> >Strangely, that's exactly what this joke did. You should see me sitting
> >on the pot.
>
> Yeah, summbitch gots to reach over his shoulder to get his wallet!
Sounds like a visual extension of the Bosch action figure thread.
Sending a Catholic priest a Nenslo action figure is a venal sin good for
75 Hail Marys because of its base nastiness. Father Emilio violently
soiled his frock when he got a good look at it. You people are really
awful.
--
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The dividing line between filth and a good laugh
is only as wide
as your misplaced potential for outrage
I will lift mine eyes unto the pills.
Almost everyone takes them, from the humble aspirin
to the multi-coloured, king-sized, three deckers,
which put you to sleep, wake you up,
stimulate and soothe you all in one.
It is an age of pills.
- Malcolm Muggeridge (1903-1989)
For every prohibition you create,
you also create an underground.
- Jello Biafra