Anyone know any kooky American evangelists
Correspondent:: "Rev Chain Smerker"
Date: Sat, 01 Jan 2005 10:15:10 GMT
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As im not an American the kookiest i know is bob jones, but im looking for
some real wild ones to cut up from http://www.sermonaudio.com/main.asp
Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Sat, 01 Jan 2005 11:08:43 GMT
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"Rev Chain Smerker" wrote:
>As im not an American the kookiest i know is bob jones, but im looking for
>some real wild ones to cut up from http://www.sermonaudio.com/main.asp
>
>
>
One of my favorites to mimic is Ernest Ainsley!
He's has very weird preacher diction,
and sounds like he has balls the size of raisins.
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our Feste lampooned the televangelist Ernest Ainsley
While praying for a miracle, I would put my hands on her chest and say "Heal!" in
the manner of Ernest Ainsley - which, I'm sure, confused the hell out of her. ...
Correspondent:: "Revi Shankar"
Date: Sat, 1 Jan 2005 08:42:08 -0500
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; "GfbAEV" wrote in message
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> "Rev Chain Smerker" wrote:
> >As im not an American the kookiest i know is bob jones, but im looking
for
> >some real wild ones to cut up from http://www.sermonaudio.com/main.asp
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> >
> >
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> One of my favorites to mimic is Ernest Ainsley!
I vote for Ernie, too. Ernest is still doing it up on TV every day.
http://www.ernestangley.org/
> He's has very weird preacher diction,
> and sounds like he has balls the size of raisins.
That's because he has a serious southern accent and is prolly queerer than a
3&1/2 dollar bill.
Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Sat, 01 Jan 2005 17:21:20 GMT
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"Revi Shankar" wrote:
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>; "GfbAEV" wrote in message
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>> "Rev Chain Smerker" wrote:
>> >As im not an American the kookiest i know is bob jones, but im looking
>for
>> >some real wild ones to cut up from http://www.sermonaudio.com/main.asp
>> >
>> >
>> >
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>> One of my favorites to mimic is Ernest Ainsley!
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>I vote for Ernie, too. Ernest is still doing it up on TV every day.
>
>http://www.ernestangley.org/
>
>> He's has very weird preacher diction,
>> and sounds like he has balls the size of raisins.
>
>That's because he has a serious southern accent and is prolly queerer than a
>3&1/2 dollar bill.
>
>
Thanks! I couldn't find his URL!
I should have tried the obvious...duh!
Yeah, that link even has audio sermons!!!
Correspondent:: Artemia Salina
Date: Sat, 01 Jan 2005 12:44:13 -0500
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On Sat, 01 Jan 2005 08:42:08 -0500, Revi Shankar wrote:
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> ; "GfbAEV" wrote in message
> news:%wvBd.54461$uM5.10366@bgtnsc05-news.ops.worldnet.att.net...
>> "Rev Chain Smerker" wrote:
>> >As im not an American the kookiest i know is bob jones, but im looking
> for
>> >some real wild ones to cut up from http://www.sermonaudio.com/main.asp
>> >
>> >
>> >
>>
>> One of my favorites to mimic is Ernest Ainsley!
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> I vote for Ernie, too. Ernest is still doing it up on TV every day.
>
> http://www.ernestangley.org/
>
>> He's has very weird preacher diction,
>> and sounds like he has balls the size of raisins.
>
> That's because he has a serious southern accent and is prolly queerer than a
> 3&1/2 dollar bill.
Is he any relation to Mr. Haney (Pat Buttram... Heh...) from Green Acres?
He looks and sounds a lot like him.
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Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Sat, 01 Jan 2005 18:17:11 GMT
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Artemia Salina wrote:
>On Sat, 01 Jan 2005 08:42:08 -0500, Revi Shankar wrote:
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>> ; "GfbAEV" wrote in message
>> news:%wvBd.54461$uM5.10366@bgtnsc05-news.ops.worldnet.att.net...
>>> "Rev Chain Smerker" wrote:
>>> >As im not an American the kookiest i know is bob jones, but im looking
>> for
>>> >some real wild ones to cut up from http://www.sermonaudio.com/main.asp
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >
>>>
>>> One of my favorites to mimic is Ernest Ainsley!
>>
>> I vote for Ernie, too. Ernest is still doing it up on TV every day.
>>
>> http://www.ernestangley.org/
>>
>>> He's has very weird preacher diction,
>>> and sounds like he has balls the size of raisins.
>>
>> That's because he has a serious southern accent and is prolly queerer than a
>> 3&1/2 dollar bill.
>
>Is he any relation to Mr. Haney (Pat Buttram... Heh...) from Green Acres?
>
>He looks and sounds a lot like him.
>
>
I think that they are both illegitimate children of Floyd the Barber!
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Mon, 03 Jan 2005 02:27:42 GMT
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König Prüß, GfbAEV wrote:
> I think that they are both illegitimate children of Floyd the Barber!
That could be said of any two of 90% of the Church. Even the most
studly of the lot has a strong geek gene, even if they put on airs and
try to whack you with their penii. Even the women. They can swing
folding chairs around with those things. Hell of a sight, but it sure
warms your cockles, except for the neuters. Poor bastards have to just
rub Jack Chick pamphlets over their butts and make high-pitched animal
sounds. Praise the Lord!
--
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when we finally come face to face with ourselves;
finally just lay back and say it --
that we are really just a nation
of 220 million used car salesmen
with all the money we need to buy guns
and no qualms at all
about killing anybody else in the world
who tries to make us uncomfortable."
- Hunter S. Thompson
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reminds me of this dream I keep having."
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Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Mon, 03 Jan 2005 03:07:04 GMT
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HellPope Huey wrote:
>In article
>,
> König Prüß, GfbAEV wrote:
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>> I think that they are both illegitimate children of Floyd the Barber!
>
> That could be said of any two of 90% of the Church. Even the most
>studly of the lot has a strong geek gene, even if they put on airs and
>try to whack you with their penii. Even the women. They can swing
>folding chairs around with those things. Hell of a sight, but it sure
>warms your cockles, except for the neuters. Poor bastards have to just
>rub Jack Chick pamphlets over their butts and make high-pitched animal
>sounds. Praise the Lord!
>
Shit, yes! I should have thought to recommend Jack Chick!
Correspondent:: heathen
Date: Sat, 01 Jan 2005 23:51:52 GMT
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check out the reverand earnest angley
http://www.ernestangley.org/On
guys a whacked out pedohile looking bible thumper
and he does live on air "healings"
you can probablly catch him on your local religeous channel , i
believe its the 700 club?
great viewing after a night at the pub!
and or after imbibeing any halucinogens of any sort
Sat, 01 Jan 2005 10:15:10 GMT, "Rev Chain Smerker"
wrote:
>As im not an American the kookiest i know is bob jones, but im looking for
>some real wild ones to cut up from http://www.sermonaudio.com/main.asp
>
>
Correspondent:: mshotz@aol.commonkeypo (Rev. Richard Skull)
Date: 02 Jan 2005 04:35:16 GMT
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>check out the reverand earnest angley
>http://www.ernestangley.org/On
>guys a whacked out pedohile looking bible thumper
>and he does live on air "healings"
>you can probablly catch him on your local religeous channel , i
>believe its the 700 club?
>great viewing after a night at the pub!
>and or after imbibeing any halucinogens of any sort
>
AHHH! Ernest!
We used to watch him on Channel 29 in Philadelphia when we were in High school.
Great Entertainment!
I used to like his "healings" in which his goons dragged various old & crippled
people accross the Stage to be "healed" by him.
I figured he'd be either in jail or living in some Carribian Country that the
US dies not have an extraditioon treaty with.
MSHOTZ: The Post Post Modern Man
"War hath no Fury like a non-combatants"
Charles E. Montague
Correspondent:: asscoassc@aol.comBLOWME (AssCo Assc)
Date: 02 Jan 2005 08:41:25 GMT
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<< We used to watch him on Channel 29 in Philadelphia when we were in High
school. >>
Wasn't that the same channel that featured Cleveland's "The Ghoul", or was that
48?
ooOOoo
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Shoots arrows through the lung. . .
Guttural rending pain . . .
. . . and next it Sclerotifies the brain
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Correspondent:: "sputnik"
Date: Tue, 04 Jan 2005 02:32:14 GMT
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"AssCo Assc" wrote in message
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> << We used to watch him on Channel 29 in Philadelphia when we were in High
> school. >>
>
> Wasn't that the same channel that featured Cleveland's "The Ghoul", or was
that
> 48?
>
>
> ooOOoo
>
Channel 29 had Dr. Shock. PRAISE Rev Joe Zwizliak!
And Bubbles!
Correspondent:: mshotz@aol.commonkeypo (Rev. Richard Skull)
Date: 04 Jan 2005 22:56:41 GMT
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>Channel 29 had Dr. Shock. PRAISE Rev Joe Zwizliak!
>And Bubbles!
>
Dr. Shock AND Ernest Angley!
Who could be that combination!
MSHOTZ: The Post Post Modern Man
"War hath no Fury like a non-combatants"
Charles E. Montague
Correspondent:: "Assco"
Date: 6 Jan 2005 05:41:24 -0800
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sputnik wrote:
> Channel 29 had Dr. Shock. PRAISE Rev Joe Zwizliak!
> And Bubbles!
Yeah, what the fuck happened to Bubbles?
Is it true she turned into a crack whore and died by age 3?
(or whatever those rumors were. . .)
I once saw Dr. Shock at a live appearance in a church parking lot, this
is a true story.
He announces to some rude kid sitting on stage that he should get off
it because he recently had a stage collapse and someone got hurt. A few
short minutes later THIS stage collapsed and he got pissed as hell,
"Goddamn it! What the hell did I tell you! I told you to get off the
goddamned stage!"
He turned colors visible through the greasepaint.
Correspondent:: Baldin Pramer
Date: Sun, 02 Jan 2005 09:56:48 -0700
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Rev Chain Smerker wrote:
> As im not an American the kookiest i know is bob jones, but im looking for
> some real wild ones to cut up from http://www.sermonaudio.com/main.asp
If you can find Brother Spencer, you will have hit the motherload. I had
some tapes years ago that somehow disappeared (demons, I suspect). His
specialty was growing people new body parts: in fact he once growed his
own momma a brand new lung.
--
Sir Baldin Pramer, R.P.A.
Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Sun, 02 Jan 2005 17:16:08 GMT
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Baldin Pramer wrote:
> Rev Chain Smerker wrote:
> > As im not an American the kookiest i know is bob jones, but im looking for
> > some real wild ones to cut up from http://www.sermonaudio.com/main.asp
>
> If you can find Brother Spencer, you will have hit the motherload. I had
> some tapes years ago that somehow disappeared (demons, I suspect). His
> specialty was growing people new body parts: in fact he once growed his
> own momma a brand new lung.
>
> --
> Sir Baldin Pramer, R.P.A.
This guy?
http://www.greaterlife.org/pastorspage.html
Correspondent:: Baldin Pramer
Date: Sun, 02 Jan 2005 14:53:56 -0700
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König Prüß wrote:
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> Baldin Pramer wrote:
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>>Rev Chain Smerker wrote:
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>>>As im not an American the kookiest i know is bob jones, but im looking for
>>>some real wild ones to cut up from http://www.sermonaudio.com/main.asp
>>
>>If you can find Brother Spencer, you will have hit the motherload. I had
>>some tapes years ago that somehow disappeared (demons, I suspect). His
>>specialty was growing people new body parts: in fact he once growed his
>>own momma a brand new lung.
>>
>>--
>>Sir Baldin Pramer, R.P.A.
>
>
> This guy?
> http://www.greaterlife.org/pastorspage.html
No, Brother Spencer must be in his eighties now, and he is a paragon of
pentecostal kookiness. He sells colored cloth and string, the red cloth
for devils and demons, the white cloth for healing, and the gold cloth
for financial blessing. The red string is especially powerful, whoop-ha!
Hang it over the door where a devil or demon lives, put the red cloth
under their pillah where they sleep.
I believe the Brother Spencer mentioned here is the one to whom I refer:
http://www.abbottloop.org/alconweb/people/schoch.htm
and this:
http://home.earthlink.net/~thogmi/mike/mike.html
He was such a marvelous character that I am surprised that his "sermons"
are not on the web. There was a PBS special called, I believe, "Brother
Spencer's Tent Revival". My brother may still have some of the tapes,
and I will post them to ABS if I can get ahold of them.
--
Sir Baldin Pramer, R.P.A.
Correspondent:: Baldin Pramer
Date: Sun, 02 Jan 2005 09:59:20 -0700
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Rev Chain Smerker wrote:
> As im not an American the kookiest i know is bob jones, but im looking for
> some real wild ones to cut up from http://www.sermonaudio.com/main.asp
Brother Shambach will delight you. He is one of the Texas screamers.
--
Sir Baldin Pramer, R.P.A.
Correspondent:: polar bear
Date: Sun, 02 Jan 2005 13:43:28 -0800
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In article , "Rev Chain
Smerker" wrote:
> As im not an American the kookiest i know is bob jones, but im looking for
> some real wild ones to cut up from http://www.sermonaudio.com/main.asp
what do you need Americans for? You got enough kooky evangelists right
there in Koala Lumpur.
pb