BIG old honkin' testicles
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Thu, 13 Jan 2005 03:32:30 GMT
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You must have done SOMEthing to make them that way; they don't usually
swell up by themselves and I don't believe for ONE FUCKING MINUTE
they're naturally that big. Christ, put 'em back in yer Dockerys, I'm
having dinner.
--
HellPope Huey
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Correspondent:: "iDRMRSR"
Date: Wed, 12 Jan 2005 22:45:02 -0500
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Imagine fer a minute a world in which they DID honk like bicycle horns.
That would sure muck up the privacy business. That'd make for an
interesting piece of writin'.
You have one hour to complete your essay. When the honker sounds, close
your theme books and the proctor will collect them!
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Correspondent:: Zapanaz
Date: Wed, 12 Jan 2005 21:35:06 -0800
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On Wed, 12 Jan 2005 22:45:02 -0500, "iDRMRSR"
wrote:
>Imagine fer a minute a world in which they DID honk like bicycle horns.
>That would sure muck up the privacy business. That'd make for an
>interesting piece of writin'.
>
>You have one hour to complete your essay. When the honker sounds, close
>your theme books and the proctor will collect them!
>
as if masturbating without anybody noticing wasn't difficult enough
already.
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
When sporks are outlawed, only outlaws will own sporks.
Correspondent:: "Roy. Just Roy."
Date: 13 Jan 2005 07:35:48 -0800
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>as if masturbating without anybody noticing wasn't difficult enough
already.<
Well, stop doing it in train stations then.
College libraries are much more discreet, usually have prettier people
to watch while you're spanking, and you can always hide your emissions
in between the pages of 18th century literature. Christ with writer's
block, most of Keats is actually improved by sticking the pages
together.
/Roy
"We hate poetry that has a palpable design upon us - and if we do not
agree, seems to put its hand in its breeches pocket". - Keats