Best Spam o' the Day
Correspondent:: "iDRMRSR"
Date: Sat, 8 Jan 2005 22:39:45 -0500
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And I quote:
Heya!
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Correspondent:: phy
Date: Sun, 09 Jan 2005 04:10:05 GMT
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"iDRMRSR" wrote in news:7badnWbdgdkfOn3cRVn-
rw@giganews.com:
> Has your cum ever dribbled and you wish it had shot out?
> Have you ever wanted to impress your girl with a huge cumshot?
I bet the active ingredient is Horny Goat Weed.
-phy
Correspondent:: "nu-monet v7.0"
Date: Sat, 08 Jan 2005 21:31:01 -0700
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phy wrote:
>
> "iDRMRSR" worted:
>
> > Has your cum ever dribbled and you wish
> > it had shot out?
> > Have you ever wanted to impress your girl
> > with a huge cumshot?
>
> I bet the active ingredient is Horny Goat Weed.
>
No, it's this stuff that gives you a horrific
prostate infection. It's not actually semen
shooting out, it's pus.
--
"YOU BELONG TO US NOW!"
"GET DOWN WITH MY SICKNESS!!"
--Kino Beman, brand name
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Mon, 10 Jan 2005 02:26:24 GMT
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In article <41E0B385.7DA1@succeeds.com>,
"nu-monet v7.0" wrote:
> phy wrote:
> "iDRMRSR" worted:
> >
> > > Has your cum ever dribbled and you wish
> > > it had shot out?
> > > Have you ever wanted to impress your girl
> > > with a huge cumshot?
> >
> > I bet the active ingredient is Horny Goat Weed.
> >
>No, it's this stuff that gives you a horrific
> prostate infection. It's not actually semen
> shooting out, it's pus.
You sure know what to say to a man who has a mouthful of Pringles,
don't ya?
--
HellPope Huey
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I voted for Reptilicus
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there is only hope."
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Correspondent:: nikolai kingsley
Date: Mon, 10 Jan 2005 13:17:35 +1100
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>>Has your cum ever dribbled and you wish it had shot out?
>>Have you ever wanted to impress your girl with a huge cumshot?
>
> I bet the active ingredient is Horny Goat Weed.
baking soda. not only do you get an impressive bukakke shot, but your
prostate fizzes as well. unfortunately, it does contribute to global
warming, so don't do it more than six or seven times a day.
Correspondent:: Baldin Pramer
Date: Mon, 10 Jan 2005 07:58:43 -0700
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nikolai kingsley wrote:
>
>>> Has your cum ever dribbled and you wish it had shot out?
>>> Have you ever wanted to impress your girl with a huge cumshot?
>>
>>
>> I bet the active ingredient is Horny Goat Weed.
>
>
>
> baking soda. not only do you get an impressive bukakke shot, but your
> prostate fizzes as well. unfortunately, it does contribute to global
> warming, so don't do it more than six or seven times a day.
Pop Rocks will do the same, and they come in fruit flavors. In fact,
that would be a good advertising slogan "Come in fruit flavors!"
--
Sir Baldin Pramer, R.P.A.
Correspondent:: Zapanaz
Date: Sat, 08 Jan 2005 22:24:06 -0800
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On Sat, 8 Jan 2005 22:39:45 -0500, "iDRMRSR"
wrote:
>And I quote:
>
>Heya!
>
>Has your cum ever dribbled and you wish it had shot out?
>Have you ever wanted to impress your girl with a huge cumshot?
>
>SPUR-M is the only site to offer an all natural male enhancement
>formula that is proven to increase your sperm volume by up to 500%.
>Our highly potent, volume enhancing formula will give our results
>in days and comes with an impressive 100% guarantee.
>
>Imagine the difference (look and feel) between dribbling your cum
>compared to shooting out burst after burst. Try SPUR-M now! and
>with our money back guarantee you have absolutely nothing to lose!
>
Cut to beautiful model with two black eyes: "It works!"
--
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International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
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-- http://www.mel-o-cream.com/facts.html
Correspondent:: Baldin Pramer
Date: Mon, 10 Jan 2005 08:00:49 -0700
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iDRMRSR wrote:
> And I quote:
>
> Heya!
>
> Has your cum ever dribbled and you wish it had shot out?
> Have you ever wanted to impress your girl with a huge cumshot?
>
> SPUR-M is the only site to offer an all natural male enhancement
> formula that is proven to increase your sperm volume by up to 500%.
> Our highly potent, volume enhancing formula will give our results
> in days and comes with an impressive 100% guarantee.
>
> Imagine the difference (look and feel) between dribbling your cum
> compared to shooting out burst after burst. Try SPUR-M now! and
> with our money back guarantee you have absolutely nothing to lose!
Personally, I use a little assist from a nitrous oxide cartridge in line
with my plumbing for that volumizing effect. Next week, I am going to
get a flavored syrup line.
--
Sir Baldin Pramer, R.P.A.