Bilbo Baggina 'Just Wanting to Borrow The Ring for the Weekend'
Correspondent:: Phin
Date: Wed, 26 Jan 2005 05:20:05 GMT
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Middle Earth - Longtime Shire-resident Bilbo Baggins has made a formal
request to his nephew Frodo to 'just borrow The Ring (of Mordor) for
the weekend'.
In a press conference held today it was revealed that Frodo 'doesn't
have anything going on' this weekend and would like to just 'kick back
with The Ring awhile, or barring this, 'just touch it'.
Frodo responded to the request by clumsily clutching the ring to his
chest and staring at Bilbo wide-eyed, nostrils flaring, for several
seconds.
Bilbo has a history of chronic Ring-abuse.
Correspondent:: John Starrett
Date: Wed, 26 Jan 2005 11:27:10 -0700
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Phin wrote:
> Bilbo Baggina 'Just Wanting to Borrow The Ring for the Weekend'
Snicker.
You said baggina.
JS
Correspondent:: IMBJR
Date: Wed, 26 Jan 2005 19:43:41 +0000
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On Wed, 26 Jan 2005 05:20:05 GMT, in reply to Phin
:
>Middle Earth - Longtime Shire-resident Bilbo Baggins has made a formal
>request to his nephew Frodo to 'just borrow The Ring (of Mordor) for
>the weekend'.
>
>In a press conference held today it was revealed that Frodo 'doesn't
>have anything going on' this weekend and would like to just 'kick back
>with The Ring awhile, or barring this, 'just touch it'.
>
>Frodo responded to the request by clumsily clutching the ring to his
>chest and staring at Bilbo wide-eyed, nostrils flaring, for several
>seconds.
>
>Bilbo has a history of chronic Ring-abuse.
Touch my ring.
Correspondent:: "Rev. ErRoR"
Date: Thu, 27 Jan 2005 01:03:41 GMT
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In article <5nsfv0henj39l7fbdq0jtn98649s9hbedd@4ax.com>, IMBJR
wrote:
> On Wed, 26 Jan 2005 05:20:05 GMT, in reply to Phin
> :
>
> >Middle Earth - Longtime Shire-resident Bilbo Baggins has made a formal
> >request to his nephew Frodo to 'just borrow The Ring (of Mordor) for
> >the weekend'.
> >
> >In a press conference held today it was revealed that Frodo 'doesn't
> >have anything going on' this weekend and would like to just 'kick back
> >with The Ring awhile, or barring this, 'just touch it'.
> >
> >Frodo responded to the request by clumsily clutching the ring to his
> >chest and staring at Bilbo wide-eyed, nostrils flaring, for several
> >seconds.
> >
> >Bilbo has a history of chronic Ring-abuse.
>
> Touch my ring.
>
But it's more brass than it is gold. What's that mysterious inscription
around the rim oh no my mistake it's some kind of pork ruffles
err.
Correspondent:: Morningdew
Date: Sun, 30 Jan 2005 18:26:20 -0600
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IMBJR wrote:
> On Wed, 26 Jan 2005 05:20:05 GMT, in reply to Phin
> :
>
>
>>Middle Earth - Longtime Shire-resident Bilbo Baggins has made a formal
>>request to his nephew Frodo to 'just borrow The Ring (of Mordor) for
>>the weekend'.
>>
>>Bilbo has a history of chronic Ring-abuse.
>
> Touch my ring.
... said Jack Black...
Correspondent:: "K.O.N."
Date: Wed, 8 Jun 2005 07:48:52 -0400
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Yeah, can I borrow your sack of blow for the weekend?
"Phin" wrote in message
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> Middle Earth - Longtime Shire-resident Bilbo Baggins has made a formal
> request to his nephew Frodo to 'just borrow The Ring (of Mordor) for
> the weekend'.
>
> In a press conference held today it was revealed that Frodo 'doesn't
> have anything going on' this weekend and would like to just 'kick back
> with The Ring awhile, or barring this, 'just touch it'.
>
> Frodo responded to the request by clumsily clutching the ring to his
> chest and staring at Bilbo wide-eyed, nostrils flaring, for several
> seconds.
>
> Bilbo has a history of chronic Ring-abuse.