Correspondent:: HellPope Huey Date: Tue, 18 Jan 2005 00:20:48 GMT
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I say it will be hollowed out and contain bearer bonds, a derringer, an
inflatable midget with a real orifice and a flask of PGA. Discuss.
--
HellPope Huey
Behind every successful man
is either a woman with a pitchfork
or a big TV, a sloppy dog and a microwave
with a lot of wrappers in the floor next to it...
... but not both
When someone does something good, applaud!
You will make two people happy.
- Samuel Goldwyn
Ya know, if you treated every comic
the way you treated me tonight,
you would never see a bad show.
- Buddy Hackett
Correspondent:: "Paul Casino" Date: 17 Jan 2005 17:02:09 -0800
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/Let's see, you forgot the cocaine, and the Decrlaration of
Independence to roll up and snort with, and the Constitution as well.
Have to wipe your feet on something.
Speaking of which, did anyone else see around 9/11 they were selling
American flag DOORMATS and NAPKINS? Am I the only one who found it
SLIGHTY disrepecting to be WIPING YOUR MOUTH and CLEANING YOUR SHOES on
the American flag?
Correspondent:: raoul Date: Mon, 17 Jan 2005 17:24:10 -0800
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In article <1106010129.099133.97790@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com>, Paul
Casino wrote:
> /Let's see, you forgot the cocaine, and the Decrlaration of
> Independence to roll up and snort with, and the Constitution as well.
> Have to wipe your feet on something.
>
> Speaking of which, did anyone else see around 9/11 they were selling
> American flag DOORMATS and NAPKINS? Am I the only one who found it
> SLIGHTY disrepecting to be WIPING YOUR MOUTH and CLEANING YOUR SHOES on
> the American flag?
>
Strictly speaking in regards to flag ettiquette, most everything the
flagheads do is 'not proper'. Can't imagine a less respectful way of
dealing with the american Flag than to run it on your car antenna until
it is just a rag.
But that's just me. I'm a liberal and hate America, you know.
raoul
Correspondent:: "angelicusrex" Date: Mon, 17 Jan 2005 22:36:23 -0700
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I talked to Senator John McCain about this...He doesn't seem to understand
that wiping your face and hands on a flag would be desecration under his own
proposed statutes...I asked him what he would consider desecration? Flag
underwear? Doormats? Truck mudflaps? Hankies, bandanas etc. ad infinitum? He
had no answer. I told him his proposal was vapid and useless. You cannot
"protect" a flag from being burnt when the flag represents freedom of
choice! If I want to burn a flag, I will do it whether it is against some
arcane law or not. In fact it makes more sense to do it when there is a law
preventing you from doing it. I caught hell in the 60's for wearing an
American Flag on the butt of my jeans...now they make girls panties and
pants with flags on the ass, as a matter of course!
The times they are a changin'!
Oh, yeah, I'm a liberal. I love the French, Hate Bush and Hate America too.
Archimandrite Pudlevitcz
Correspondent:: nenslo Date: Tue, 18 Jan 2005 13:40:49 -0800
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angelicusrex wrote:
>
> I talked to Senator John McCain about this...
>...I asked him what he would consider desecration? Flag
> underwear? Doormats?
One of my treasured patriopsychotic possessions is a little rectangle
snipped from a holiday catalogue a few years ago, depicting a Stars and
Stripes door mat. "Imported," it says. I would actually feel better if
I thought the people who made it were laughing about the dumb yanks
paying to wipe their feet on their own national emblem. The one abuse
of the flag which actually offended me was overshadowed by the Janet
Jackson "wardrobe malfunction" - Kid Rock's performance in the same
event wearing some sort of atrocious American Flag poncho - "Now THAT,"
I exclaimed, "is a wardrobe malfunction."
Correspondent:: "DE" Date: Tue, 18 Jan 2005 14:26:37 -0800
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"nenslo" wrote in message
news:41ED8261.92313B1F@yahoox.com...
> - Kid Rock's performance in the same
> event wearing some sort of atrocious American Flag poncho - "Now THAT,"
> I exclaimed, "is a wardrobe malfunction."
That was bad. Looked like a genuine flag slit to fit Rock's fat head.
As I walked my fur-bearing shit-maker at lunch today I saw an automobile
license plate frame imprinted with Stars and Stripes and a slogan at the
bottom that I read as "United Wasteland". Had to look again to see "United
We Stand".
Berlin - German police have their hands full - pranksters in Berlin have
been sticking miniature American flags into piles of dog poop in public
parks.
The series of incidents was originally thought to be in protest against the
United States-led invasion of Iraq.
But then it continued through US President George Bush's re-election.
Police say they are completely baffled by these events, which have been
going on for a year.
"We have sent out extra patrols to try to catch whoever is doing this in the
act," said police spokesperson Reiner Kuechler. But frankly, we don't know
what we would do if we caught them red-handed."
(I think "brown-handed"...)
Josef Oettl, parks administrator for Bayreuth, said: "This has been going on
for about a year now, and there must be 2 000 to 3 000 piles of excrement
that have been claimed during that time."
Legal experts say there is no law against using faeces as a flag stand and
the federal constitution is vague on the issue. - Ananova.com
----------------------------------------------------------------------------
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Dog owners don't pick up their dog's shit in Europe? Merde!
We're all wasted!
The Who
Correspondent:: nenslo Date: Tue, 18 Jan 2005 23:53:07 -0800
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DE wrote:
>
>
> Berlin - German police have their hands full - pranksters in Berlin have
> been sticking miniature American flags into piles of dog poop in public
> parks.
In USA we put American flags on our cars, which is often about the same.
However, USAmericans CLEAN UP after their dogs in public parks, which
the Aryan Supermen don't seem to be able to do since they are not
allowed to enslave people any more.
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey Date: Wed, 19 Jan 2005 16:49:24 GMT
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In article <41EE11E3.2F73A6E@yahoox.com>, nenslo
wrote:
> DE wrote:
> >
> > Berlin - German police have their hands full - pranksters in Berlin have
> > been sticking miniature American flags into piles of dog poop in public
> > parks.
>
> In USA we put American flags on our cars, which is often about the same.
And most of them are made in either Taiwan or Mexico. I don't buy 'em
because I know some wretched little Third-Worlder has spat on each and
every one along the way. It'll be really funny the day they lose their
$15-per-week jobs because our $15-per-hour jobs all went THERE and we
can't buy the flags any more. Then we'll all fall down and the aliens
will swoop down and eat us. HAW HAW, all you Hyoo-mons ARE stupid!
--
HellPope Huey
On Star Trek, you can get lost,
but someone always comes to GET you.
"If we can stand up
while all else falls down
we'll last through the winter
we'll last through the storms"
- Peter Gabriel, "Ovo"
"There's a lot of kids and a lot of junkies
out there right now who are countin' on me."
- "Death To Smoochy"
Correspondent:: mshotz@aol.commonkeypo (Rev. Richard Skull)
Date: 18 Jan 2005 21:23:26 GMT
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>Strictly speaking in regards to flag ettiquette, most everything the
>flagheads do is 'not proper'. Can't imagine a less respectful way of
>dealing with the american Flag than to run it on your car antenna until
>it is just a rag.
>
>But that's just me. I'm a liberal and hate America, you know.
I can tell you a storey wbout Flag ettiquette.
IN the Army, I went in front of a promotion board to try and Make E-5 before my
4 years was up.
The Board is made up of teh Battalion Command Sergeant Major and all the Unit
First Sergeants.
By coming in front of the board, it means you alread are qulified to be
promoted. The Board picks who get promoted for the limited number of slots in
the Battalion.
The one subject they killed me on the board, and ruined my change of making E-5
in the Regular Army, was Flag Ettiquete.
I can tell you I now KNOW the US Flag Code by Heart!
And if they ever pass a law making decrecation of a flag a crime, I will be
calling the police on lots of these "patriots" jest to let them feel some heat!
In the 1960's when Hippies were wearing Closthes cut form US Flags, Nixon
wanted them all thrown in jail. Now people who make Nixon look like a
Socialists, are wearing US Flags as mini-skirts, Shirts, using them for
Curtains, etc.
It is a true sign of the END TIMES!
MSHOTZ: The Post Post Modern Man
And he wore a hat
And he had a job
And he brought home the bacon
So that no one kneeeeeeew
He was a mongoloid!
Correspondent:: "WF Peifer" Date: Mon, 17 Jan 2005 18:30:07 -0700
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"Paul Casino" wrote in message
news:1106010129.099133.97790@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
>
> Speaking of which, did anyone else see around 9/11 they were selling
> American flag DOORMATS and NAPKINS? Am I the only one who found it
> SLIGHTY disrepecting to be WIPING YOUR MOUTH and CLEANING YOUR SHOES on
> the American flag?
Why not? Bush has signed them to give them to supporters, in violation of
Federal Law prohibiting the marking of the flag in any manner. If Bush is
allowed to deface the flag, why shouldn't everyone else be allowed to
de-food their faces with a flag? (just kidding on the last part). I also
found it to be very disrespectful. I also saw pickup trucks flying flags
from poles in the stake holes. Nothing wrong with that, in and of itself,
but they'd be flying down the freeway at 80 mph with the flag being buffeted
by the wind until it was nothing more than a tattered rag. Pissed me off!
Correspondent:: Zapanaz Date: Mon, 17 Jan 2005 19:18:47 -0800
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On Mon, 17 Jan 2005 18:30:07 -0700, "WF Peifer"
wrote:
>Why not? Bush has signed them to give them to supporters, in violation of
>Federal Law
lol
In the Army it would be quite possible to get arrested for that. It
would be funny and to me wholly appropriate to see Guuber slapped in
handcuffs over that. If they are going to throw Tommy Chong in jail
for selling bongs, I'm not quite sure where the line lies. Or the
right wing dipshits who voted that moron into office TWICE who would
like to see homosexuals thrown in jail for concentual sex behind
closed doors. Or arresting soldiers for S&M torture of Iraqi
prisoners. Or lying about WMD and getting away with it.
Wait, now I'm all mixed up.
But thank GOD we are on the side of RIGHT and TRUTH
It's so CLEAR
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
"The coolness of the weapons helps take the sting out of
having one's airports police-stated." -- Rev. Ivan Stang
Correspondent:: fungus Date: Tue, 18 Jan 2005 03:34:11 +0100
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Paul Casino wrote:
> did anyone else see around 9/11 they were selling
> American flag DOORMATS and NAPKINS? Am I the only one who found it
> SLIGHTY disrepecting to be WIPING YOUR MOUTH and CLEANING YOUR SHOES on
> the American flag?
>
Dunno.
What's America done recently that's worthy of
anybody's respect?
--
fungus
"Imagine watching the entire French Air Force crash into
a firework factory, that's how much fun this is..." J.C.
Correspondent:: mariposas morgan mair fheal greykitten tomys des anges Date: Mon, 17 Jan 2005 22:32:41 -0800
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In article , fungus
wrote:
> Paul Casino wrote:
> > did anyone else see around 9/11 they were selling
> > American flag DOORMATS and NAPKINS? Am I the only one who found it
> > SLIGHTY disrepecting to be WIPING YOUR MOUTH and CLEANING YOUR SHOES on
> > the American flag?
> >
>
>
> Dunno.
>
> What's America done recently that's worthy of
> anybody's respect?
liberated iraq from a violent dictator
who would arrest and imprison and torture people without trial
and restored peace stability and democracy
oh wait
arf meow arf
cthulu loves you
he loves the little children
with ketchup please
Correspondent:: mshotz@aol.commonkeypo (Rev. Richard Skull)
Date: 18 Jan 2005 21:31:51 GMT
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>liberated iraq from a violent dictator
>who would arrest and imprison and torture people without trial
>
>and restored peace stability and democracy
>
>oh wait
>
>arf meow arf
Don't forget that (for now) Iraqis no longer have to worry about Death Squads!
Someone once wrote that we are killing Iraqi's at a rate greater then Saddam
ever did. It took Saddam ten years to kill 500,000 people. Heck, we killed an
estimated 100,000+ in just over a year! We're #1 USA! USA!
MSHOTZ: The Post Post Modern Man
And he wore a hat
And he had a job
And he brought home the bacon
So that no one kneeeeeeew
He was a mongoloid!
Correspondent:: mshotz@aol.commonkeypo (Rev. Richard Skull)
Date: 18 Jan 2005 21:29:38 GMT
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>Dunno.
>
>What's America done recently that's worthy of
>anybody's respect?
>
Lets see....
We resolved the Bush Adminstration of all responsiblity for anything in Iraq by
re-electing him.
HMMM, May be not. We gave less to the Tsunami victoms as a percentage of GDP
then any other nation, including several that are of "third world" status!
OK, strike that one too.
Lets see.......
We have some cool Mars Rovers! Yea thats it! And thats why we are #1!
>"Imagine watching the entire French Air Force crash into
> a firework factory, that's how much fun this is..." J.C.
Funny, in the 9/11 Commsion's Report, the highjackers were told to take over
Boeing Aircraft Specificly. Seems them Commie French put a safety system in
thier AirBus planes that make it impossible to intentional crash the plane! Gee
after 30+ years of fighting Terrorism in the form of Soviet backed Groups,
Muslim Groups, Anarchist Groups, and several seperarist movements, the French
and the Germans might have learned a thing or two.
MSHOTZ: The Post Post Modern Man
And he wore a hat
And he had a job
And he brought home the bacon
So that no one kneeeeeeew
He was a mongoloid!
Correspondent:: mshotz@aol.commonkeypo (Rev. Richard Skull)
Date: 18 Jan 2005 21:17:22 GMT
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>Speaking of which, did anyone else see around 9/11 they were selling
>American flag DOORMATS and NAPKINS? Am I the only one who found it
>SLIGHTY disrepecting to be WIPING YOUR MOUTH and CLEANING YOUR SHOES on
>the American flag?
>
Ah! Its like in the Cold War 1950's in which every politican, and every other
man was stumbling al over each other to proove how much of a real American they
were.
This is when the put "Under God" in the Pledge, and "In God We Trust" on the
coins to proove we were not part of the Godless Commies! This is also when the
first attempts to label the Civil Rights Movement aas Commie inspired.
Now the hurd is stampededing over each otehr to proove how patriotic they are!
Yes things like US Flag Door Mats which would have gotten you arrested in the
1940's for being a Nazi Sympithiser, is considered proof that you are "REAL
AMERICAN(tm)"
I guess they figure the the Flags will keep the upcoming Death Squads and
Secret Police Raids away. At least until all the "Liberals" are offed.
Then they will look for those whose Flag Doormats are not Big Enough! Then they
will look at those who do not tatto the flag on their ass!
They will keep on going until the only people NOT in a death Camp will be
Cheney and Bush!
MSHOTZ: The Post Post Modern Man
And he wore a hat
And he had a job
And he brought home the bacon
So that no one kneeeeeeew
He was a mongoloid!
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On Tue, 18 Jan 2005 00:20:48 GMT, HellPope Huey
wrote in alt.fan.art-bell in message
:
>
> I say it will be hollowed out and contain bearer bonds, a derringer, an
>inflatable midget with a real orifice and a flask of PGA. Discuss.
Inflatable midgets cost more than real midgets, allegedly, and I'm not
sure what "PGA" is, except as it applies to golf, which seems unlikely
in this context.
--
V.G.
Change pobox dot alaska to gci.
"Bush things is he never attends a Funderal - He will live forever!" - Donnieboi Ferrt explains... something.
Sarcasm is my sword, Apathy is my shield.
Correspondent:: nenslo Date: Mon, 17 Jan 2005 19:30:28 -0800
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HellPope Huey wrote:
>
> I say it will be hollowed out and contain bearer bonds, a derringer, an
> inflatable midget with a real orifice and a flask of PGA. Discuss.
>
> --
Just reading the title of this thread caused me to come up with this
Million Dollar Idea - The Bible printed on toilet paper. The average
woman could get through the entire Bible in about two months, while it
might take a man years and years.
Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV Date: Tue, 18 Jan 2005 03:33:40 GMT
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nenslo wrote:
>HellPope Huey wrote:
>>
>> I say it will be hollowed out and contain bearer bonds, a derringer, an
>> inflatable midget with a real orifice and a flask of PGA. Discuss.
>>
>> --
>
>Just reading the title of this thread caused me to come up with this
>Million Dollar Idea - The Bible printed on toilet paper. The average
>woman could get through the entire Bible in about two months, while it
>might take a man years and years.
Yeah, they could be marketed under the name of "Holy Rollers"
Correspondent:: Zapanaz Date: Mon, 17 Jan 2005 19:39:13 -0800
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On Mon, 17 Jan 2005 19:30:28 -0800, nenslo wrote:
>HellPope Huey wrote:
>>
>> I say it will be hollowed out and contain bearer bonds, a derringer, an
>> inflatable midget with a real orifice and a flask of PGA. Discuss.
>>
>> --
>
>Just reading the title of this thread caused me to come up with this
>Million Dollar Idea - The Bible printed on toilet paper. The average
>woman could get through the entire Bible in about two months, while it
>might take a man years and years.
you could sell bible toilet paper to madonna, then RE sell it, and
make a BUNDLE.
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
Me TOOL USER! FIVE-FINGER-MAN! Make weapons! Sharp arrow heads! Strong
bow! Trade to beady-eyed hunter types! Chase wives while hunter-types
gone! Make pictures on cave wall, say magic words while wearing scary
bear skull, keep whole tribe guessing!
Correspondent:: "angelicusrex" Date: Mon, 17 Jan 2005 22:41:13 -0700
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Remember to make it Double Sheets, so you can print the American Flag on the
opposite side...
Archimandrite Pudlevitcz
Correspondent:: Zapanaz Date: Mon, 17 Jan 2005 21:47:44 -0800
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On Mon, 17 Jan 2005 22:41:13 -0700, "angelicusrex"
wrote:
>Remember to make it Double Sheets, so you can print the American Flag on the
>opposite side...
>
The mild irony, of course, is that some drooling bucktooth redneck
braindead moron .... D'OH ... I meant to say, some GOD-fearing good
american REPUBLICAN ... would use that toilet paper, and think it was
a STIRRINGLY PATRIOTIC ACT.
and then he would bash his skull into the concrete sidewalk a couple
of times to clear out the incessant squalling of pigeons,, and then
jerk his head up and say "WELL IF YOU DON'T LOVE THIS COUNTRY, WHY
DON'T YOU GO BACK WHERE YOU CAME FROM?"
And then he would blink.
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
With great power may come great responsibility, but until it arrives, any
normal human being would be going, "Yaay! Great Power! Wheeee!"
- Sebastian
Correspondent:: "angelicusrex" Date: Mon, 17 Jan 2005 22:39:40 -0700
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I say it's hollowed out with a remote hook up to "THE RED BUTTON" And has
only one Book in it left, Revelations. It is officially stamped on the
Cover: The Holy Bible: King George W. Bush Version, 2005
Archimnadrite Pudlevitcz
Correspondent:: mariposas morgan mair fheal greykitten tomys des anges Date: Mon, 17 Jan 2005 22:29:04 -0800
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In article <353lo7F4guupuU1@individual.net>,
"angelicusrex" wrote:
> I say it's hollowed out with a remote hook up to "THE RED BUTTON" And has
> only one Book in it left, Revelations. It is officially stamped on the
> Cover: The Holy Bible: King George W. Bush Version, 2005
his bible is actually the necrominicon
arf meow arf
cthulu loves you
he loves the little children
with ketchup please
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey Date: Tue, 18 Jan 2005 17:05:12 GMT
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In article ,
mariposas morgan mair fheal greykitten tomys des anges
wrote:
> In article <353lo7F4guupuU1@individual.net>,
> "angelicusrex" wrote:
>
> > I say it's hollowed out with a remote hook up to "THE RED BUTTON" And has
> > only one Book in it left, Revelations. It is officially stamped on the
> > Cover: The Holy Bible: King George W. Bush Version, 2005
>
> his bible is actually the necrominicon
He lost that. He'll be putting his hand on an Amway catalog intead.
--
HellPope Huey
Man oh man, am *I* ever goin' to Hell in a Yugo...
... and I've put a brick on the accelerator pedal
so I can moon people while I steer with one hand.
"We're turning into a society
that is accepting the force-feed.
I don't quite understand why
we're going for the things we're going for.
There's no process of elimination anymore in music.
They have these grooming schools
and they're turning out these clones
and the music is sounding so refined
that its not even interesting."
-Merle Haggard
"Did you know embargo backwards is 'O grab me?'"
- "Whose Line Is It Anyway?"
Correspondent:: mariposas morgan mair fheal greykitten tomys des anges Date: Tue, 18 Jan 2005 10:07:13 -0800
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In article ,
HellPope Huey wrote:
> In article ,
> mariposas morgan mair fheal greykitten tomys des anges
> wrote:
> > In article <353lo7F4guupuU1@individual.net>,
> > "angelicusrex" wrote:
> >
> > > I say it's hollowed out with a remote hook up to "THE RED BUTTON" And has
> > > only one Book in it left, Revelations. It is officially stamped on the
> > > Cover: The Holy Bible: King George W. Bush Version, 2005
> >
> > his bible is actually the necrominicon
>
> He lost that. He'll be putting his hand on an Amway catalog intead.
i dont understand the distinction
arf meow arf
cthulu loves you
he loves the little children
with ketchup please
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey Date: Tue, 18 Jan 2005 21:05:54 GMT
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> > > > I say it's hollowed out with a remote hook up to "THE RED BUTTON" And
> > > > has only one Book in it left, Revelations. It is officially stamped on the
> > > > Cover: The Holy Bible: King George W. Bush Version, 2005
> > >
> > > his bible is actually the necrominicon
> >
> > He lost that. He'll be putting his hand on an Amway catalog intead.
>
> i dont understand the distinction
That's a fair observation, since both serve the Elder Gods and are
quite slimy.
--
HellPope Huey
Man oh man, am *I* ever goin' to Hell in a Yugo...
... and I've put a brick on the accelerator pedal
so I can moon people while I steer with one hand.
"We're turning into a society
that is accepting the force-feed.
I don't quite understand why
we're going for the things we're going for.
There's no process of elimination anymore in music.
They have these grooming schools
and they're turning out these clones
and the music is sounding so refined
that its not even interesting."
-Merle Haggard
"Did you know embargo backwards is 'O grab me?'"
- "Whose Line Is It Anyway?"
Correspondent:: "Peter Principle" Date: Tue, 18 Jan 2005 21:21:49 GMT
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HellPope Huey wrote:
>>>>> I say it's hollowed out with a remote hook up to "THE RED BUTTON"
>>>>> And
>>>>> has only one Book in it left, Revelations. It is officially
>>>>> stamped on the Cover: The Holy Bible: King George W. Bush
>>>>> Version, 2005
>>>>
>>>> his bible is actually the necrominicon
>>>
>>> He lost that. He'll be putting his hand on an Amway catalog intead.
>>
>> i dont understand the distinction
>
> That's a fair observation, since both serve the Elder Gods and are
> quite slimy.
As so often happens, the truth is at least as weird as anything you can make
up. The traditional US presidential inaugural bible is the Masonic Bible
owned by St. John's Lodge in NYC. That's right, our presidents swear their
most solemn oath on a secret society book.
The most common explanation for this rather bizarre fact is using a
sectarian bible would have caused sectarian disagreements. By using a bible
from a "fraternal" organization, sectarian conflicts were avoided. No other
compelling explanation has ever been offered.
The problem with this explanation is the Free Masons, especially at the time
of Washington, very strictly limited membership to, you guessed it, a very
few religious sects. Even today, Accepted Masons, those from other religious
sects, cannot rise to the same levels as Free Masons. Nor does this story
explain the presence of so many other Masonic symbols, from the pyramid and
eye on US currency to the Washington Monument, in various official and
ceremonial capacities.
First used by Washington, the St. John's Masonic Bible has been used many
times since, most recently by Bush I. Dubya was scheduled to use it in 2001,
but bad weather forced him to change to a family bible. Word is he will be
using the Masonic Bible this time, although various groups of nutjob
KKKristian whackos have been exhorting him to use their personal faves
opened to their favorite verses.
Correspondent:: "Clave" Date: Tue, 18 Jan 2005 14:44:18 -0800
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"HellPope Huey" wrote in message
news:YuckleFuckle-708BD8.15050818012005@news1.west.earthlink.net...
>
>> > > > I say it's hollowed out with a remote hook up to "THE RED BUTTON" And
>> > > > has only one Book in it left, Revelations. It is officially stamped on
>> > > > the
>> > > > Cover: The Holy Bible: King George W. Bush Version, 2005
>> > >
>> > > his bible is actually the necrominicon
>> >
>> > He lost that. He'll be putting his hand on an Amway catalog intead.
>>
>> i dont understand the distinction
>
> That's a fair observation, since both serve the Elder Gods and are
> quite slimy.
Everything you need to know to realize that the next four years are gonna suck
like the 50's never dreamed of sucking. Courtesy of Wonkette, part of the
inaugural festivities:
Artist, Description
-- JoJo, Pop/Top 40
-- Hillary Duff, Pop/Top 40
-- Ruben Studdard, Soul
-- 3 Doors Down, Rock
-- Boxkar, Rock
-- Jason Sehorn, Athlete
And what are they calling this Bushapalooza?
AMERICA'S FUTURE ROCKS TODAY
No. No America is not going to "Rock Today" with JoJo, Hillary Duff, Ruben
Studdard, 3 Doors Down, and Boxkar (who are only called Boxkar because And You
Will Know Us By The Trail Of Dead was already taken).
Can these artists rock?
Not fucking likely.
Here is what Boxkar has to say about itself on their own website:
Their songs have an appeal and realness of a Matchbox Twenty with a
swagger of an Aerosmith.
Wanting to have the "appeal and realness" of Matchbox Twenty is like wanting to
be funny like Bob Saget. After the inauguration I suggest a new name: A Flock of
Wankers.
They can thank me later.
Correspondent:: mshotz@aol.commonkeypo (Rev. Richard Skull)
Date: 18 Jan 2005 21:33:35 GMT
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> He lost that. He'll be putting his hand on an Amway catalog intead.
>
The Guy who Fired me at the Gas Company was a Professiona; engineer who ran is
own side business. Yes! He was an Amway Dealer!
MSHOTZ: The Post Post Modern Man
And he wore a hat
And he had a job
And he brought home the bacon
So that no one kneeeeeeew
He was a mongoloid!
Correspondent:: mshotz@aol.commonkeypo (Rev. Richard Skull)
Date: 18 Jan 2005 21:10:47 GMT
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> I say it will be hollowed out and contain bearer bonds, a derringer, an
>inflatable midget with a real orifice and a flask of PGA. Discuss.
>
I say it contains the vile in which his soul as well as all the others of his
"loyal Menions" are stored until Satan is ready to close the deal.
MSHOTZ: The Post Post Modern Man
And he wore a hat
And he had a job
And he brought home the bacon
So that no one kneeeeeeew
He was a mongoloid!