Canspircoay Theorey - Chickun capetal And wurld dumbinashun
Correspondent:: asscoassc@aol.comBLOWME (AssCo Assc)
Date: 10 Jan 2005 21:59:38 GMT
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I here that their is lots of big flying things in the air
that fly and we dun't know ehat that they is. Like
maybee the govurnmunt is growing chickuns in
labratorys and amybee evun other kind of burds, to and
and teachung them how too fly so thet
we can spread aviun flew to pore peepul and kil
them becawse i am afrawd of pore darkees and
the guvurnmunt to. Thet is my theoorey. Ha ha.
PS:
SHUT UP!
ooOOoo
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Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Tue, 11 Jan 2005 03:11:35 GMT
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In article <20050110165938.11374.00000041@mb-m10.aol.com>,
asscoassc@aol.comBLOWME (AssCo Assc) wrote:
> I here that their is lots of big flying things in the air
> that fly and we dun't know ehat that they is.
Those are giant Iraqi Stealth Fleas. They are poorly made and all too
easy to see, but they WILL bite the living shit outta ya. They'll bite
the shit out of your CAR, frankly. Yes, it is the Will of Allah that the
infidels get the Mothra Treatment. Everyone must be issued big cans of
Raid because the Faithful are on the rampage. THERE'S your scary
bio-weapons. New Yorkers will just shoot 'em, but Bible Belters will run
inside and hide because they are fucking cowards.
"You can't go out to play today, kids; the Giant Flea Alert Level is at
Orange."
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