Citizens of Skull Island Beg Your Aids!
Correspondent:: asscoassc@aol.comBLOWME (AssCo Assc)
Date: 07 Jan 2005 02:28:09 GMT
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It is now many days since bad juju affected so much of world coast and yet
citizens of Skull Island have still to recive the aids. We have plenty of bad
juju here and no aids is coming yet, many fish are swept into the sea,
depraving us of food to eat. We have no plumbing still and no wires to the
telephone for use of mugu and his computer, that is why you must send monies
NOW, please hurrie do not delay depositing generous sums of aid in following
Netherlands bank account wher it will do the most good so we may get this
things. Skull Island needs your help now, it is terrible thing here with big
waves washing ferengis ashore on big boards of debris because we have 80
citizens here and I see only 30 from my hut so 50 are missing!! It bad,
believe me when I tell you these things. Send monie to my cousin in netherland
and he will forward it to me so we may get plumbing or somthing, maybe a
television set that you rich ferengis take so granted. Plse snd $$ NOW I say!!
Help!! There is many lobster lossened, and running amok and we have no ghee nad
firewood is plenty damp and difficult to make fire so desperately needed NOW --
hurrie, hurrie with more aids to help us citizens of Skull Island deposit monie
to
Mr. Mustafa Mustafa
029236-7877228-726
13013-1723-0u812
ABN AMRO
Amsterdam Netherlands
Thank you much for generosity, stupid ferengi friends!
ooOOoo
It petrifies the tongue. . .
Shoots arrows through the lung. . .
Guttural rending pain . . .
. . . and next it Sclerotifies the brain
-- Copyright 2004 Ilya Shambat